You come home early one afternoon and found your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room

>we will see if you still like the cock after a rough pounding, both of you take your pants of and get on your knees

kill him

As a responsible parent, you say sorry, close the door and pretend nothing happened.

I never understood how this was so funny as a punchline. It's just boring.

More people like you in the world, please.

bind my son up by his hands.
strip him naked and tape him in place so he cant look away.

Then get his friend bend over tied up, fuck his friend hard and deep
while my son watches

this
also, no teen pregnancy, phew, dodged a bullet there

responsibly and maturely strangle them both and stage it as a suicide

show them the true meaning of pain and join in

As an adult I know its best too avoid my teenage sons bedroom. When he was 11 I walked in to him playing with his willy looking at internet pornography. I let him finish whilst I watched and guided him through suggestions and we had a long talkbthat evening. He agreed too come to me and talk about anything and I won't enter his room except for emergencies or bowling nights without knocking.

Probably say some lame dad joke or something and make it all awkward, therefore cockblocking my son and he continues to hate me because that's what teens do. Then I'll get an earful from the wife after dinner of course. I'm assuming I'm so out of touch at this point.

this board has become faggot enough without this queer ass shit

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Tell my wife to handle it while I have a few beers and think of what to do or say, knowing anything I say or do wrong will fuck the poor bastard up more than he or whatever he thinks he is up.

I would say "Well done son" and leave them be.

I clicked on 12 fucking store fronts to post this.

this. i would probably ask if they'd like to drink or eat something too.

press REC

stop studying for prostate exams

beat the shit out of both of them for being faggots

join

Aslong as he says no homo it's all good

depends if my son is the one on the left or the right : p

>12 store fronts

I hate those kinds of captchas.

>not using legacy captcha

I engage and try to get into a threesome

Honor kill all, including mother and any siblings, since they have clearly failed a prime biological imperative.

Then self-kill to ensure you do not further pollute the world with your faggot genes.

fucking faggot

because it makes no sense really
its purely there for homophobia and no other logical reason

Chill nigga be chill

Hillary will support your sons right to be a homosex.

Unless they contribute large sums to the C.G.I., in which case the issue will not be further discussed.

>Honor kill all, including mother and any siblings, since they have clearly failed a prime biological imperative.

>Then self-kill to ensure you do not further
>pollute the world with your faggot genes.

you should start with the self-killing to make sure you don't forget about it afterwards.

think about it...what do gays have high risk of getting....AIDS....

>time flies when you are a faggot

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that kind of works, but im fairly sure thats not what it meant

also i dont think gay has as much to do with AIDS anymore.
if you are too stupid to use lube an a condom and get bloodtests when in a sexual relationshipthen youre just stupid and deserve AIDS

what the fuck does this even mean?

Become more tolerant now that you are part of the "others"

First I'd go vomit.

After I'd suppressed the disgust and revulsion that every normal male feels when seeing faggots getting faggotty, I'd ask them to come into the living room and I'd talk to them about whether they understand the risks and dangers of being a faggot.

Or you could just kill him, that would make him less gay

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I've sucked off plenty of guys during highschool and all of them turned out straight in the end

its normal for boys to experiment at that age

>also i dont think gay has as much to do with AIDS anymore

What planet are you living on? In developed countries, outside of drug use AIDS is almost exclusively a gay disease. Here in Aus the infection rate of HIV has increased over the last few years because gays have been less safe sex conscious, thinking the falling rates of infection of previous years meant the disease was almost eradicated.

Fucken checked

Not gay myself but i'd give them a few condoms and say 'stay safe guys'. Love you son. And walk out, watch tv, etc.

>I let him finish whilst I watched and guided him through suggestions

>walk out quietly and wait until the kid leaves
>confess I saw him
>tell him I love him no matter what
>give him a hug and smoke some weed with him

i would hand them a jar of petroleum jelly and say have fun boys

My thoughts exactly.

>implying your boi isnt the one getting his boipucci smashed

>well seems like both your moms owe me a blowjob, faggots

someone makes this exact same thread every month. can't you come up with anything new to evoke outrage and hate?

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>can't you come up with anything new

This is Cred Forums. There is nothing new. Ever.

>smoke weed with your 14 year old son

We used to smoke weed at 13/14, had a friend who used to do that with their son, he had a near unlimited supply of weed, then years later we found pictures of him with a prosthetic pregnancy bump pretending to give birth, then he married a 6 foot 3 landwhale from the USA, now he is a woman.

Please teach your kids boundaries and responsibilities, more importantly don't encourage regular use of psycho active substance on a very immature developing mind , from someone who has been there.

Gayboi detected

top kek. that story is definitely unrelated to weed though. you'd need to be braindead to think weed can cause transexuality.

>why is your room the first one I walk into, what kind of house is this?

That's good advice. I know the dark shit can bring upon someone (like marrying a landwhale). But weed with my dad is something I wish I could have done if the guy would've not ditched on me.
I'll be sure to teach the kid moderation.

Kek, only true answer

*cocks shotgun*

Join in

Compel the other boy to be the female, take a cigare and look

Except it isn't. Getting your cock sucked is not an experiment anymore.

off to blow his friend

Shout "what the hells goin on here?!", separate them, and take the other kid home and inform his parents on some king of the hill shit

>he is adopted anyway
>because you are faggot

And you obviously don't have a kid.

Forgot to reply, I was really triggered by your comment.

Trust me it is, he had severe cannabis/drug psychosis, which I didn't even believe was real till I saw him a few years after highschool. He was like a zombie in ways and never recovered fully, told me he used to have nightmares and mood swings if he couldnt get high he eas mental and weird as shit. Obviously most people who smoke heavily won't turn out that way, they just turn into douches, but its not worth the chance.

I once drew a 12 year old boy was being gangbanged by a group of black men. his father came back and was shocked, and forced to watch. he kept yelling that his son wasn't a fag, but his son kept bragging about how good it felt to his dad.

his dad eventually got free and said hed love his son no matter what, but that he was going to try and get him to quit being gay. he then started kissing his son on the mouth as black guys started pissing on their faces.

then i fapped to it.

fairs fair

correlation doesn't equal causation. seriously that anecdote is completely unscientific.

The "hurr weed has no negative effects" meme went to far. If you wanna take drugs you have to accept the possible harmful side effects. Lying to yourself will not protect you from them.

Snicker, call him a faggot, leave and play Binding of Isaac

Force him to take estrogen and wear lingerie around the house, videotape him getting fucked by our German Shepard until the cops come knocking, land in the pokey and let the Mexicans brand me so I can feel safe.
> My new name is Chalupa.

why tho

This, 30yo fag here.
Been smoking weed almost everyday since I was 17. But the time I was 25 it started affecting me in weird ways.
I'm all up for weed, it's awesome as must drugs are but saying it doesn't have side effects is wrong as fuck.

you're talking to the wrong person. i smoked a lot until a year ago because of personal issues but at no point did i ever tell me that it wasn't bad for me. it was just preferable to alcohol. but i repeat myself: thinking that weed causes transsexuality is braindead.

I have hope for this generation of young adults.

>You come home early one afternoon and found your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room.
>Now, assuming that you are a responsible and mature adult, what will you do?
He dies in a hunting accident in a few months.

Same.

Take him down to the adoption agency and give him up.

It's hard to explain to friends and family at first but, fuck it, I'd never waste my time with a gay kid.

unload an entire ak47 mag into their heads and then fuck my wife to create a new son.

Well then we are on the same page I guess. That boy was most likely a faggot all along.

Gould..

Son, that is gay

The Dick Cheney school of parenting

>making out with another boy
that shit's gay.
if you wanna suck each other's dicks, fine.
if you wanna drill each other's ass and bruise a prostate, fine.
but kissing? that's just really fucking gay.

fap to their childish moans

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but balls can't touch when you kiss so how's that gay?

>this

Form that day on I'd start filling my kids room with bodybuilder woman posters and stuff.

If we can't cure his gay, let's redirect it to almost gay.

This is like the 9th time I have responded to this copypasta, each comment grows more outlandish than the last.

> I would probably skin him alive and give his heels a good dicking where the hole is in the back of the foot so I can have some reddit faggot who found a funny Cred Forums comp come on here and tell me how edgy I am being for murdering my soin and using the back of his heel as a sexual orifice. I don't know...

>guided him through suggestions

Blame his vegetarian mother

join in and fuck both of their asses till they cry.

>70% of all new big infections in the states are from gays
>The rest is drug users, black people, and closeted gays
Ya no, gays are hiv machines

Top kek. Weed does not have negative side effects though. You should not smoke weed all day every day, just like you do not drink alcohol all day every day. It all stems from the type of person you are e.g. A no self control having bum loser that even has the time to indulge in drug use all day. That is when you get into trouble.
That being said weed is so much times healthier than certain legal drugs such as alcohol or xanax or whatever that even having this discussion is fucking ridiculous.

I would force him to get back alley breast augmentation with unknown substances in an unclean environment, so after a long day of school I could tittyfuck him and cum on his stupid face. Take that, Cher!

Call him a faggot who can't bluetext

TFW the gay population effectively made sex unsafe and condoms Mandatory.
How progressive.

any drug that causes permanent damage, where it normally shouldn't only reveals some underlying mental condition, instead of actually being the cause of it.

For example - if you use LSD and develop schizophrenia, you already had that in your head.

Personally I've had a major attack when smoked too much weed and after few days I was ok. Was a bit afraid to smoke for a month though.

Is that taylor swift

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Skullfuck his eyesocket until he gets brain damage, nigger better get used to caprisun and apple sauce through a tube in his throat... Smh.

take him shopping for a new dress?

Give him the obligatory "wear protection" speech. Don't do anything you don't want to. Don't let people use you. Etc.

I'd sell him to ISIS on that day.

I would consider placing spycam in his room.

That was everyone in the 60s duringredients the period of free love. Not the gays

And force him to take female hormones until he cries?

>weed is not harmful
>gives examples of weed being harmful
You might have brain cancer

how to deal with this...

youtu.be/bzSz14dOrC0

Nah Boy, the gay 80's made flaming genitals a viral sensation.

>Your son gets hiv/aids anyways because condoms break all the time during anal
>Now you're forced to attend to his early funeral all while thinking that if had fucked him the ass so hard that he bled that day he might have suppressed his gayness and still be alive
Shit parent you are

That kid is hot

>until he cries
out of happiness?

>>Now you're forced to attend to his early funeral all while thinking that if had fucked him the ass so hard that he bled that day he might have suppressed his gayness and still be alive
or dead do to suicide whereas AIDS isn't really lethal anymore due to meds...

i'll make both of them take off their pants and bend over the bed. Then i'll belt them on their bare asses until its both red and sore. Spank them till they cry and promise me not to be gay anymore, that'll teach them, fucking faggots

>free love
>60's
>not gay
wat

>Gays transmit more stds than any other group per a person
>It's somehow everyone else because it makes me question my liberal ideals and values about everyone being the exact same
Whew

Topfuckingkek

ded

Tell them not to listen to African pastors and that gay sex doesn't mean they have to eat da poopoo

>wait til hes out of the house
>install hidden cam in his room
>sell footage to shady sites
>split the massive earnings, some to his college fund

its a win win

I want to suck Blaires dick so bad, no homo

>AIDS isn't really lethal anymore due to meds
Except for more likely to get cancer and all that fun jazz
>Suicide
Fags kill themselves all the time even when they're "accepted" in society.
Nah much rather attend the funeral for a suicide than be visiting a hospital and then the funeral cause I didn't fuck my son in the ass

>assuming that you are a responsible and mature adu
unrealistic

Since being gay is a choice. Beating them would pretty much make them not gay. I'd also question myself since I must've been raising the kid with barbies and shit and feeding the delusion.

Savagely and brutal molest the living hell out of both of them. I want to be tried for a crime against humanity after I'm done. Imy going to fucking destroy both of them and burn the image deep into their brain. I want them both to be so traumatized by it that whenever they take a piss for the rest of their lives, when they look down and see their own penis, the memories come rushing back like the gates of hell opened up, and they end up having a penis fueled panic attack screaming in the bathroom. That will teach them not to be fucking faggots.

unconscious choices dont work like that

mad

>Being gay is an unconscious choice
Didn't realize fags have been unconsciously sticking dicks in each other's asses

edgy boi

oh, sorry, i thought you were educated

It's not a choice. It's a mental illness.

>Didn't realize fags have been unconsciously sticking dicks in each other's asses

LOL

why would anyone choose to be gay?

Maybe because they wanna gobble a nice juicy cock? Jump on the table during thanksgiving dinner and start sacking away.

Says the guy claiming all gay sex is essentially rape since they aren't making a conscious decision to have it

Attention, privilege and other such things

>gay
>privilege

unless you live in the middle of degenerate downtown SF theres really no such thing

I excuse for rushing in without knocking

wat
2/10 made me wat

>Being gay is unconscious
>Fags are being fags without their own conscious consent
>Therefore rape
Not that hard Steve

being gay isnt even special anymore

you have to be a midget transnigger transgender omnisexual nowadays

>gay teens enjoy being disowned by their family and friends

>Not that hard Steve

that's what he said

>Cry about discrimination and get a huge national response about your case along with thousands sending you money
jezebel.com/waitress-who-faked-anti-gay-receipt-also-lied-about-giv-1478119558
>Exclusive scholarships
>You're a diversity hire allowing you to be hired even if less qualified
>Everyone sucks up to you because they want a gay friend so they look progressive
Nah don't kid yourself friendo

"Yes dad, I just swallowed a huge load. I need a drink.".

>gay teens enjoy being disowned by their family and friends
Probably, gays love drama and attention. Who's to say they aren't doing it for that attention and special status

wow, you've been reading the internet for too long, buddy

time to see what's outside

what about the quiet, socially awkward, autistic gay NEET who get bullied at school and shoved into lockers?

not everyone is a perez hilton, those are just the most vocal ones

I'd probably be supportive, but I would always be disappointed. I'd grieve for the normal son I lost. I'd be nice and loving to the faggot son, but I would secretly know that I could never love him as much as if he were normal.

And you take posts on Cred Forums too seriously. Ez, they just enjoy the feeling of dick in their ass.

Take a picture and put it on Cred Forums for the lulz

i would wonder how do i have a son, i don't like women and i didn't adopt one.

oh i see you're just trolling, you rascal
ahaha

>Ez, they just enjoy the feeling of dick in their ass

>he said jehova!

lold

Have a talk with them about safe sex. Other than that, not much.

nice plan, satan

I would fuck them both right on the spo....

>assuming that you are a responsible and mature adult

...Dammit.

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Close the door and say "Oh, sorry."

I would just move on; talk it out if he needs to.

I'd say "sorry bros I'll knock next time"

god damn that made me kek

kiick their assees

Beat the faggot out of him. Cause fuck thinking that shit is cool. He will not be destroying my family's bloodline because he had a sudden craving for cock. Then I'd slap the bitch out his little manipulating faggot friend. Drag his faggot little self to his parents house. When the dad comes to the door , slap his probably faggot ass as well. Go inside while they fetal position cry. Find his mom and proceed to fuck her like what she's been craving being stuck around a couple of flaming faggots.
Like a real fucking man.
Further more fuck you OP for being a fucking faggot trying to gauge reactions to your possibly coming out. You fucking piece of shit faggot. You disgrace to your ancestors. Die.

Send him to pray the gay away

>He will not be destroying my family's bloodline
after i read your post i think it would be everybodies benefit if your bloodline dies with you.

This is exactly why I never want kids. I don't want to have to deal with raising a person, it seems so exhausting and taxing on my wallet.

I'd rather be rich and free thanks.

>my son

I'm a fucking wizard this is never going to happen

GTFO OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING FAGGIT PIECE OF SHIT, WORTHLESS WASTE OF GARBAGE QUEER MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER

I'd be startled and possibly say something among the lines of "I guess you guys are preparing for the oral exams! hehheh" and bolt out of there.
>tfw I'm an awkward dad.

Unless it's my daughter

>Go on sweety

Like this?

kekd

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Pay a (female) prostitute to fuck them both. Least I could do is try and ensure they end up bi, and not strictly gay.

gay

Fuck you faggot. I'm glad your genetic line dies with you. 1 less fucking faggot in the way.

rape

kill both, hide bodies, report missing that night.

Find wife/gf/new girl and try again.

That's how God did it, that's how I'd do it.

you basically have two options:

1. kill yourself for making your son gay
2. kill yourself for not making your son not gay

source?

>ywn get fugged like that

I'ill fuck them twice

I'm going to stone to death... an ant. Like any responsible, mature adult would. Redirect my anger on a poor ant.

And after that, when I'm cool, calm, and collected, I'm going to talk to my son in a calm manner and say, "son, I'm disappointed."

He'll be so guilty and ashamed, he'll start kissing girls again.

''Hey son, how bigs his dick?"

>You come home early one afternoon and found your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room.
>Now, assuming that you are a responsible and mature adult, what will you do?
be glad i don't have to worry about someone getting pregnant.

I would track them all down and kill them one after another if that happened to me

As a father I can do one of two things. Flip the fuck out like a child or love my son for the faggot he is.
We are all at least 8% gay. Let me explain. You ever jacked off? Well bro you got off to a dude playing with your dick. Not only that but you had a dude's dick in your hand. And unless you've only ever watched lesbian porn you have jacked off and came while looking at a man's hard cock. On top of that you don't like to see a floppy that can't get it up to fuck that bitch. You actually want that cock to be throbbing. Anyone who says they would flip out is either a closet homo or a douche who can't handle someone being different.

End

I would join.

Say sorry, leave and then later talk to him about how to do things properly and safely.

If I have a son it means he already has two gay dads, so its pretty much inevitable but it is for the better.

>unless you've only ever watched lesbian porn

because lesbian porn is not gay

probably not really gibe a shit. id let him ne embarrassed that i walked in on him kissing someone and make subtle jokes about it the rest of the day.

>throbbing hard cock

Homosexual detected

furthermore, when you watch a bitch getting fucked you never notice the other dude's dick. You enjoy how a woman sounds and looks while getting fucked because you imagine yourself fucking her. All you spoke about was penis on your post, you are a total fag.

I'd love and take care of my son just like any other parent. It's not his fault he has a mental illness. I'd rather him be gay than have down syndrome.

disappointment, just utter sheer disappointment. I'd probably speak with him after and ask him if that is what he wants to be. Then learn to live with the fact that your son is a fag.

Join in

Disown faggot son, by law let him live out it's days until it is 18, then out the door it goes. I would feed it and clothe it, and play the audio Bible non stop, praying for it's eternal soul, and if it repents, accept him back, but if it doesn't repent, it no longer gets asylum under my roof. Out the door it goes at 18, I would never accept it back under my roof. It would have no home here.

fag I would prefer down syndrome over this nasty shit

Is that what your dad did to you when he found out you suck dick?

You're cute

Alan Turing was gay and he did more for humanity and technology than you'll ever do

typical faggot answer. cant handle the truth. proof all fags are incapable of original thought

this

and he is burning in hell right now, so fucking what

Is this real

christianity is a jewish trick to enslave and make all whites beta

As much as I want to love my own flesh and blood this is going to be the reality for me when I'm faced with this situation.

Calmly sit him down and explain my legal responsibilities as a parent. Then after 4 years of doing the bare minimum to meet these responsibilities on the day of his 18th birthday kick him out of my house and never talk to him again.
>pic related its what he will be eating for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

we jews are white you retarded invalid faggot

How is it not? If you've never tried it before, it surely is.

>Heh, guess you kids are preparing for the oral exam

Call him a faggot

>jews are white

nice try there shlomo

Das gay

>original thought
>coming from an ultra-conservative shithead who probably rather have an alcoholic dumb shitstain son like the father rather than a gay one

Well I fucking Kekd. Nice one user I 100% agree

I'm with you. I would feed it probably whatever I am cooking though. Not because I am hateful, but because I wouldn't spend anymore money on it, and soylent is expensive.
Pay attention to history much? We have been trying to kick them out of our land for ages. Good luck that they found a world map and learned that there was more land than Israel...

Faggot here
If your son turns out gay its 50% your fault for being a shit dad one way or another, you've failed in parenting already so you don't really have a palce to judge

This

walk away and go about my day, later ask him if that's his boyfriend and tell him that to not be afraid I'm happy with who you are. Tell him thank you for not having to be afraid of my kid knocking some girl up

no it is completely your fault for being a weak little shit. man up. Pussy gets wet, and your dick wont smell of shit and blood when you are done.

Most faggot's get molested by an older man, so unless
>shit dad
Molested you hes only shit if he trusted a pedo to look after you. Uncle Dave may have made you suck his dick when you were a kid but don't blame your dad, you ungrateful faggot.

It's fucks like you who go on to diddle someone else's kid and keep the disease spreading

>weak little shit

Its your fault for letting your son get there.

Nope, an absent dad is more than enough, no male role model, noone's approval to strife for, noone to imitate or want to grow up to be like.
Just leads to daddy complex which in turn leads to faggotry.

He is too young to do better on his own, mothers are too coddling, so its the father's fault.

All kinds of diseases come from poop. Your dick can get a special bacterial meant to eat away organic material inside your dickhole and your dick will literally rot and fall off. If you are on the receiving end, and you break your O ring, you can go incontinent, meaning you will lose control of your bowels and shit yourself whenever you gotta go and lose the ability to hold it. I hear man cum tastes like bleach, woman cum tastes like strawberries. Women's pussies feel like velvet, the smoothest velvet cradling your cock, pulling it in, designed for your enjoyment. You don't need approval, if you learn how to be alpha, your dad was probably ashamed of you being a massive faggot and didn't wanna cause further damage by beating you to death. Maybe your mom was too coddling mine wasn't. My son is married with 2 kids m8, straight as an arrow. Repent of your sinful ways, life's fruits are begging to be eaten, just gotta take hold. Or go on being a mentally damaged faggot. You'll burn in hell for the rest of eternity if you choose this path though. It is a giant ocean of lava where Satan and his followers go including fags. With no shores or land or hope for redemption. Repent Jesus Christ's second coming is at hand.

My son could look like this and take three black dicks a day and I'd still only beat and disown him if he told me he was religious.

Absolutely nothing. Being gay isn't a problem. World is overpopulated as shit already, we should be glad there is atleast a portion of people who aren't actually making more humans, to atleast try to stem the tide of doom that overpopulation is already becoming.

Get hard

What you do doesn't matter. It's all driven by the niggers having 8 kids in Africa, who now actually survive instead of mostly dying in infancy. Giving niggers technology was a mistake. They couldn't even design the guns they brag about doing drive-bys with. Someday, someone will figure out how to exterminate them all.

you mean 3rd world shitskins. Whites definately need to make more babies, they are at 8% and shrinking.

disown him as my son and kick him out of my house

the vagina is by far the most capable of transfering HPV[most common for women] and HIV
some just use a condom to avoid pregnancy
if that wasn't there as a risk, aids among straight would skyrocket

Ok

A good old fashioned FAG DRAG!!

I'd tell them to get to the kitchen, and that they aren't allowed in the bedroom.

I"ve actually already been through this.
>come home
>find son making out with a friend of his
>*AHEM*
>startled the fuck out of them.
>his friend tries to bolt right past me
>catch him and toss him back into the room
>"whoa whoa. Boys."
>friend is all "sorry mr. user, sorry"
>"Look. I'm not mad. sit."
>"You can''t tell my parents"
>"I won't. just chill"
>they're sitting there
>"Ok. Alright. When you boys are here in this house by yourself, you can't be in here in this room. You can come over as much as you want. You can hang out in the living room, kitchen, or tv room. That's it. Those are the same rules that you'd have if you invited a girl over."
>my boy says "ok"
>his friend nods
>"you're not going to tell my parents are you? please"
>"son, I've met your parents. Trust me, I have no interest in talking to them. If this needs to be a safe space for you guys then it can be a safe space. But you will respect me, your mother, and my house."
>son nods "yes sir."

>follow them out to the living room
>start making dinner
>after his friend leaves go sit down with him and reiterate 'the talk'

Exactly how I would handle it. You're a good man, user.

This guy

Very based user.

So is your son a full fledhed fag then?

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>I'd tell them to get to the kitchen, and that they aren't allowed in the bedroom.
>I"ve actually already been through this.
>>come home
>>find son making out with a friend of his
>>*AHEM*
>>startled the fuck out of them.
>>his friend tries to bolt right past me
>>catch him and toss him back into the room
>>"whoa whoa. Boys."
>>friend is all "sorry mr. user, sorry"
>>"Look. I'm not mad. sit."
>>"You can''t tell my parents"
>>"I won't. just chill"
>>they're sitting there
>>"Ok. Alright. When you boys are here in this house by yourself, you can't be in here in this room. You can come over as much as you want. You can hang out in the living room, kitchen, or tv room. That's it. Those are the same rules that you'd have if you invited a girl over."
>>my boy says "ok"
>>his friend nods
>>"you're not going to tell my parents are you? please"
>>"son, I've met your parents. Trust me, I have no interest in talking to them. If this needs to be a safe space for you guys then it can be a safe space. But you will respect me, your mother, and my house."
>>son nods "yes sir."
>>follow them out to the living room
>>start making dinner
>>mumble "fucking faggots" under breath

Kekkopolis

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>your friend needs to go home, now
>alright, listen up. I helped create you. Half of my DNA was used to construct what you are now. You disappoint me with this kind of degeneracy
>"but dad I-"
>shut up. You're a disgrace to me. If you need something, talk to your mother, but never speak to me again. Ever. I won't even look at you. you're no longer my child. you're a failure.
>*walk out*

No yelling, no swearing.

So you did then

He's just going to hate you and then when word gets out, everyone else will hate you for being a homophobe. I've seen it happen lol.

>full fledged gay
kek, yeah he's a queer.

Came out to his mother about 6 months ago.
That got me into a lot of fucking trouble actually. She got into a screaming match with me because I didn't tell her. She also handled it less than stellar.
>"Mom I have something to tell you."
>"What is it?"
>"I uh. well you know stephen?"
>"Yeah, what about him?"
>"Well... we're kind of dating"
>"Wait...what? You're a fag?"
>I lost my shit
>I pointed at the door "go. get out of here now"
>he just looks at me
>"NOW. I'll text you when to come back. go."
>he leaves
>get right in her face "You will never call my son that again do you understand?"

then she got mad that I knew and didn't tell her. I'm still considering a divorce because she doesn't know if she can "deal with it"

If I was her I wouldn't deal with it either. As a mother of 3, I'd be devastated if my one and only son turned out gay. He's only 12 now so eventually we'll see.

I wouldn't care if he were to hate me, because I would hate him.

With all the consideration it took to have a child, all the planning, sacrifices made, cutting entire sections of my life so I had time to raise a family. The extra hours spent at work to pay to raise a child. I didn't even want kids, my wife did, so I gave her children to make her happy.

All that done so that my child would turn out to be a disgusting degenerate failure of a man. What a fucking disgrace. I wouldn't even want him. I'd rather get rid of him and try again with a new one.

disown my son

How old is your son?

Leave the room, close the door and wait till I see him next. I'll just say "Make sure you don't be an idiot and hurt people."

This other boy, is he good looking?

three years old. I was so happy when he turned 3 because my greatest fear at the time was that he'd have autism or something. My brother had autism and living with him was a living nightmare. I didn't want my son to be like that.

He's fine though. Very healthy.

Then you're a disgusting human being.

The light I saw in my son's eyes when I would ask about his boyfriend was one of the best moments in my life as a father. To see him truly in love. Whether puppy love or whatever, he was happy with his boyfriend and that's all that I want as a father. For my son to be happy.

And when they broke up and he was heartbroken and crying I have never hurt so much as a human being because I couldn't fix his pain.

One of these days he'll find someone he loves and when they get married I'm going to welcome his husband into the family.

My son will never do that because he will learn boys are supposed to like girls and wont be a faggot

im giggling

Looks like I got my first two boys for my trap harem

Satanic trips, this is the only answer

What faggots? We have enough of those.

It will if you finish the job

Kill yourself

This.

I'm happy for you. It's very hard raising a child as it is, it only gets harder if they gave a disability. The only thing I can tell you is that 2 factors decide how your kids grow up. The morals and values you distill into them and the way they interpret things throughout life in certain situations. When your child is off at school or away from you, they can be interacting with tons of different experiences. From each experience, they will take something from it that will alter the way perceive things. Now, I'm not talking about being gay and shit. I'm talking about what they will think is OK or not... Basically their personalities will be shaped on their thought process through different situations as well as what the parents teach.

Yeah you want for your son to be happy but you also want him to not be a raging faggot sucking his best friends dick for launch.

Nigga come on, teach your son about this things. This is not normal, explain him, dont let him fall victim to this fad.

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Take your own advice faggot

Sounds as if you knew he was going to be gay. I'm a disgusting human being for wanting my kids to turn out a certain way? You've been a parent for 14 years, you can't tell me you haven't had plans on how you want your son to be raised. I doubt you were thinking about how it would be good if he turned out to be gay while changing his diapers. I have no problems with gays, I just don't want my son to be one. My two other daughters 19 and 17 are already off in college so my attention is mostly on my son now. And yes, I'd fucking love to have grandkids one day.

you sound really cute!

He's divorcing his wife so maybe you have a chance!

Tell him to make sure he finishes his chores and close the door, and go on my own business. Who the fuck cares if someone is gay or not.

>I'm a disgusting human being for wanting my kids to turn out a certain way?
not that user but you are one because you don't accept your kids they way they turn out to. forcing your kids into a certain lifestyle rarely if ever turns out good for them or you. being gay is not the same as being a drug addict or a failure in life so there is no reason to intervene.

he said he's just thinking about it :/

>teach your son these things

I've taught my son plenty. Karma, introspection, mindfulness, and to be a good human being to everyone. I've taught him to never raise his voice at anyone in anger. To help those in need. and to be self sufficient.

I've taught him how to fix things around the house. And ever since he was a toddler he's helped me with my knifesmithing job. He's already producing knives on his own which are pushing on the edge of my skill with my 20 years of experience.

I'm proud of my boy in every way.

>you can't tell me you haven't had plans
I raised my son without plans or expectations. The same way I raised my daughter. It isn't my place to plan their lives, or loves. My only purpose as a parent is to raise my children with a certain moral framework that I deem appropriate and support them with the choices that they make. My expectations and hopes and dreams for them are moot.

such a femminine looking penis

Dad can i invite a buddy over tonight? We will only play videogames and chill

You're an awesome dad. Can you adopt me? My old man sucks

id be stunned at first but id accept him for who he is and who he wants to be, i dont care if my son grows up gay or straight just aslong as he get as much pussy and dick he desires hahaha

You literally raise them in such a way. No child is born gay and no child is born straight. They learn based off what they are exposed to throughout life. I've never forced either of my daughters to pursue a higher education disability I? They could've done whatever they wanted but they themselves chose to continue their education. There's a difference between guiding them in life and 100% controlling them to be how you want them to be. Again, as a parent you can only reach your kids right from wrong. People don't do things out of the blue for no reason. You don't just decide you're straight or gay out of no where. You don't decide you're going to do XYZ out of no where. You're raised through your parents and the environment you're exposed to.

there are so many dads on Cred Forums now its crazy

i remember when it was just all underageb&

I'd laugh, walk out of the room, and collect the five bucks his mother now owes me. I was right.

>I'm proud of my boy in every way
yeah except from the fact that he sucks dick

Are you gay?

Did I*

you have a pretty strong opinion there... the nature vs nurture argument is anything but solved and when it comes to sexual orientation it is assumed that nature plays a much bigger part in it.
but of course you're not basing your opinion solely of of your feelings but you surely have a strong source to support it, right? right?

Fuck him in the ass until I get the gay out of him.

I didn't need to inject heroin to understand I didn't have a taste for the addict lifestyle.
>But user, there are perfectly healthy gay adults
There are perfectly healthy adults who can manage their heroin consumption as well

Drop my pants and join in, of course...

10/10 father. You describe my way of living exactly.

Proud /10

Kek

I would do the same as any other parent of this era.

I'd stand there in my Pokémon onsie eating chips and use my iPhone to video it for YouTube

Nope. Not even a little. Just a lifelong buddhist since I was 14 and learned about it in school.

Thanks

Well, I work in psychology. Go read a few social science books. It's interesting if you want to know why people do the things they do or think the way they think. Naturally, I have a feeling we will never fully understand the human brain.

>Well, I work in psychology. Go read a few social science books
>psychology
>social science
......

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I don't know what you guys are talking about but he's right on this psychology and social science relation. They are very much related.

Your ellipsis makes no sense. If you go into the field, you will most definitely have to read a few of those books.

Make sure he has condoms available and uses them because fags have aids.

i was trying to imply that psychology and social science are both rather young sciences with very little scientific integrity. i'm sorry, i obviously failed.

Beat the gay out of him, I ain't raising no homosexuals

I'm the mother of 3 and like you said, they are very much related. Thank you.
Anyway, I think this thread is done with. We've accomplished pretty much nothing lol. Enjoy your Sundays.