ITT:Communicate in Reaction Images

This is one of the most faggy threads i've seen so far.

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Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS!
WOW!
Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing.
The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

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leafy cunt. i can tell you wtch him and theres a 90% chance youre underage...
just from the filename

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Kek. Are you a real person?
Leafy is a chinless faggot, idubbbz is a retarded bald man.
Sorry for not sucking the dick of your favorite youtube star when naming files.

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Anyone got the image in this screencap, with the microorganism and the hands?

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