Teen

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Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!

Just kidding.

Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS!
WOW!
Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing.
The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.

That teen has the body of a middle aged woman

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Found the bitter virgin

>people actually believe this.
>There are at least 12 deviations at any given time on Cred Forums.
I can't believe these 2005 era memes are still around.

mods

>pretending to be an oldfag
>being this autistic
>not understanding why others are so autistic
>literally embodying autism

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>thinking this was a meme back then
>pretending to be oldfag

Gtfo

Oh you've been around since 2005? Tell us more about it. Lol you weren't even 6 years old in 2005 gtfo newfag

>hi
>i'm a fucking whore
>but i'll only tease unless you are Chad with a 6 figure income
i hate women and have taken a vow of chastity and am very happy with my decision

An I doin this right?

If there were people still around since 2010 they'd be in the tiffany cone thread.

That looks tasty

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#rekt

I almost believe this is a girl I have nudes of. She has the exact same perfectly plump and smooth body, same hair and hair color. she wakes the same kinda outfit to bed. But pretty sure that's not her room, her bathroom is on the other side of her bed.

Spot on m8 her lebo bf in this pic

Could be mirrored?

What game is this?

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Besiege

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Please say you have nudes of her

Ugly nigger should be lynched

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worst thread in ages

Want more pics? Name? Story?

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Kik chat?

This

u dun fuckd up

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Besiege

yes

Best new pasta

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Name is Carla

not even funny anymore, these shit memes can actually give u cancer

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What's wrong with the body of a middle aged woman?

ass

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I demand that the moderators of this website take immediate and prompt action to take down this illegal page.

kek

Come on guys... let's push some boundaries today

But...

This request constitutes attempted procurement of underage pornography and will be reported to the relevant authorities. I have taken screen shots of it and if so required in any prosecution will be tendered in court as evidence against you and this website

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He said push, not cross, dumbass.

Kek

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I was 32 in 2005.
And Cred Forums was a very different place.
I'm the same, but you're different, so guess who I blame?

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So calm. So edgy, what are you Tiffany cones dad? Fuck outa here

MODS!!!

Oh look. I'm posting a naked child under 18. Oooh. Are you going to report me you new faggot?