I hate feeling like the oldest fucker here. Let's start a thread for fucks 30yo plus

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>ITT: people in their 30s and 40s thinking they are so fucking old.

You're that old unless you can get away with wearing a fedora.

Pretty much the same with a 2yo son. Working as a programmer so I spend a lot of time at home, I'm trying to influence the kid not to be a pussy.

Good luck with that. They teach them to be beta faggots at school.

When the relative age group on Cred Forums seems to regard youtubers and waifus as legitimate, ongoing thread topics, then it's easy to feel like the oldest fucker around

46 reporting in. been lurkin Cred Forums since very beginning.

get what? those post numbers are nowhere near a round figure. i'm 53 years old, so i should know.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Society is moving in a more empathetic/sensitive direction.
It should be noted that that's exactly why I'm glad I had a girl. I'd be a terrible male role model for a boy.

yeah, but sometimes it's funny, watching all the retards who are entirely convinced that they will get a paying job, reviewing video games on youtube. i smile, shake my head and think "i hope you enjoy the taste of damp cardboard, kid, because that's what you'll be eating when your parents kick you out."

Do any of you talk to coworkers or significant others about what you see/post on here?

Damn, I putting him in the shittiest school I find. Have you also been watching a lot of today's kids shows? They're even putting SJW propaganda in them now. I don't care if he grows up a faggot, I just pray he's not genderfluid or one of those retarded genres.

Kek true. It's nice to have a hobby, but produce something tangible ffs

How old is your daughter?

32.

3,just turned in August

Growing up in the 70s kicked ass

Only a friend I have had for 30 years. We shareally similar interests. We have bumped into each other here a few times.

that's what worries me about universities who think "cultural sensitivity" is going to keep future generations from starving. i'd rather see a few more agriculturalists and engineers and a few less lesbian poets and hipster baristas.

How are you planing to react when she starts dating man? That must be the hardest part of having a daughter.

i am a dirty old man @ 55

Sjw propaganda has been in kids shows since sesame street. It's how kids learn to human. Luckily my kid loves alot of pg rated shit for now.

Is she accepting wooing from gentleman callers?

The big question is what folders do you have, and how do you sort it?
> 51 btw

45

>81 get
>checked
>GET THREAD UP IN THIS BITCH
>check my 62

Ehh, that's down the line. Just raise her well and be consistent with rules and boundaries while still supporting whatever nitwit shit she gets into. All you can do as a parent, really.

>17
Just saying

Truth. I'm an artist, but I have no allusions that it'll ever financially support us, got to have some sense of what real life entails.

Lol she has a crush on the checkout guy at the local market, but no dating for 11more years, guy, sorry.

I've been going over a plan every night to deal with it when the time comes. I have a small plot on the middle of nowhere and have decent building skills. I'm burrying alive the little shit that crosses the line in a translucid box..

Same, my buddy for about 20yrs. I've talked to my wife about Cred Forums, but never fully or explicitly. I hope she never gets on here.

Sigh, 37 and reasonably normal. Been on Cred Forums for around 7 years I think? Not here much really.

Lol if I raise her with basic self defense a plan like that is unneeded.

So in 11 years I can date your daughter? I will be 46 in 11 years.

It's easy to stay normal on Cred Forums, not saying I haven't been scarred by some of the shit I've seen.

What's your stance on drugs? Most guys my age are really straight edge - high on life type. I despise them.

I'm saying in 11 years she can date. You're a little out of the comfort zone, tbh. But once she's "legal" she can date whatever dirty old man she wants lol. It's her body, her life, her path.

Yesterday my 17 year old cousin kept going on and on about having sex with a woman and how it was the best thing ever. And I told him putting your dick in something isn't life changing unless you get herpes or hiv

My wife and I toke regularly. We do harder shit every great once in a while, usually when the kid is with a sitter.

Lol a life lesson learned hard

I'm back OP to check em

And one more try

Man I hate sitters with passion.
My wife and I enjoy LSD a hell of a lot, lately we are having "an 8 hours long date" every saturday.

and i'm gone

36

Forever singles.
42-year-old father of two boys checking in.

46
git gud kid

Aw, man, sitters are a life saver. Wife's brother is gay and he's our usual go-to. Sister in law, too, she has 2 boys and wants a girl. Spoils the shit out of her.

Been about a year since our last trip. We were rolling on molly about 2 months ago. Otherwise it's just hitters and liquor and sometimes some vicodin lol

Lmfao

Comeon show you self faggs

33, wife, mortgage, two advanced degrees, sensible new car.

Feelsgoodman

Wut?

35 1/2 reporting in

Lol that fucking bitch:)

Cheers to that and your fucking dubs

41 reporting

3 kids, cool as fuck each

Wife won't fuck me but once or twice a month

I got fat in my late 30s and now I just can't be bothered to give a fuck

But I have fun with life and family, enjoying every day

sounds cozy(in a non-pedo way)

one off

Right back at you, gentlesir

It's funny though. Marriage gets a bad rap sometimes, but shit can be a blast

When your kids old enough get him to watch old John Wayne and dirty harry shit.

That's what it's about, my man. Enjoy it while it's good!

True true u right it was a blast that day:) lol

Kek, gay brother in law must be an absolute blessing. Mine is a walking manly man stereotype, always talking when coming over.

Have you tried any Adderall? It's the only thing that got us through the baby months. We were sleeping 3 hs a night and still awake as tweakers.

Yea make him suffer

Defo seems like you got a fun one lol

Yea but not anymore :( totally left me

Gay brother in law really is. Between him and the wife my kids going to be a musical theater rat for sure.

No Adderall just a shit ton of caffeine and a bunch of midnight fights about whose turn it was. Kid has allergies and eczema, so the first six months were fucking hellish.

Condolences, man. Sometimes shit doesn't work out. As long as it was worth it while it lasted, that's what matters

>31
>married
>2 boys
On and off here for about 6 years. Used to frequent r9k more, but it seems that board has gone full retard.

35, gayfag, hubby 29. I switched careers at 29. Went to uni got computing BSc then MSc part time while working. Only now starting to get decent wages 3 years later. He's finished his BSc next summer. Hopefully not too old to make something of our lives yet

I've a 7month old girl pic related.

we'll let ya in on a secret its always been shit,
shoulda left it for dead

That sucks man, glad she's okay now. Mine was a problematic baby too.
I went from 1 year free of smokes to a pack a day.

I definitely recommend adderall, specially if you have a competitive job.

Looks exactly like my mum's puppy. That's one hell of a pretty dog user

It was Is was a blast lol

Grats! It's never too late pal. Sounds like you have a firm grasp on things as it is.

I'm 33. Still 17 in my head. Although my body is already failing on me. Don't have as much energy as I used to, and my metabolism has started slowing down a lot. Already started piling on the belly fat. Age is cruel.

Don't worry as long ur 17 in u head:) u having a blast in life

What are other greys up to today? I'm in NY, at work laying in the air cabinet under the cab of a locomotive pretending to work. I'm

Ha doesn't feel like it most days! But we seem to be heading in a general direction we want so far

Under control for the most part. Now it's just monitoring what foods other people feed her and lotion the hell out of her regularly.

My job is pretty laid back. The wife is a bit more professionally inclined, Adderall would probs be right up her ally. Except she likes to breast feed, so she goes chemical free for quite a while.

What was up with your kiddo when they were a fresh human?

1pm still in bed going to get up in a minute and do the washing up haha.

Oh aye. Life is awesome. Not married and no kids so I'm just sat here in my living room, posting on Cred Forums while the F1 is playing on my projector. Gonna light up a phatty and get stoned right now, got a few beers chillin' in the fridge for later. Gonna cook myself up a nice rogan josh for dinner with some lamb I've had marinading since yesterday. Wouldn't change it for anything.

That's sounds like Me man totally the same day here lol

30 here. Married, two kids. Going to home depot or the garden center later for hay bales, corn stalks, and cutting the grass.

Love lamb!

You gave my a chubby with your poetic words.

46 here. Fam, 1 Kid
Been here since the beginning.

Illinois here, just got off work here. Bout to smoke a j and watch last night's fights lol

Roger that dude. 46 here, got a girl. Thank god.

Bad lungs, directly from my wife's family side. Those people have shitty lungs.
Adapting to this kind of problems was crazy hard in the begging though. I was absolutely not prepared for being a big boy.

I miss my ex!

If you are 30+ you need to rethink your life now

Why do people have only one child?

It's basic cruelty to do that to your own kid

Thanks that's helps:)

41
No wife, no kids, no girlfriends. Only responsibility I have is a dog.
Only one of my old buddies that is still a bachelor, as a result, I rarely see or talk to them anymore since they are busy with their families now.
I don't do much anymore - no parties, no celebrations, no holidays or birthdays, etc.
I work, come home, find something to work on here, make dinner, clean up dishes and take a shower, go to bed.
Rinse and repeat every day, 365 days a year.

Welcome to life for us 30+

24 here i haven't accomplish anything important in my life im starting to believe that i never will

56. Getting old sucks. Arthritis developing in knees and hips - stairs getting difficult. Being overweight doesn't help so now I have to lose weight as well. Teenage daughter who has little interest in boys but has dated. Married 34 years. Almost non existent sex life but meh.

46 here, went back to university a couple of years ago, finished my bachelor's degrees, now looking to get into law or an MBA program while working.

Are you happy with that? Why not having a family?

How the fuck did the old fag thread turn into a parenting tips support group?

Where my middle aged rich niggas who live large wit no responsibility be at?

43. Married. No kids. Deep six fig income. Been a Cred Forumstard since 06.

Folk don't think it be like it is but it do.

35 been here since 06. The ride never ends.

Stable job. Stable income. Not married, one kid who lives with her mom half a world away.

Usually just troll /soc/ for easy ass nudes from chubby or dd/lg posters.

Kids are a trap parents tell people without they're a selfish person for not willfully falling in. Society can eat my shit. I think it's selfish to breed and then keep living your life just like before cause then I get stuck dealing with your kid in wine bars and three star restaurants cause you're too entitled to stay home and too cheap to get a fucking sitter.

49 here me and my son who is 21 tell each any threads that are classics if one of us haven't seen it. I've got 2 kids by the way one 20 one 21 the youngest is a grill she is at uni and is a part time model so there's no fucking chance anyone here will get a pic of her. She's also a normie like her mother and hates drugs and things like Cred Forums. I'm quite young looking for my age and I like to think I have a younger than my age outlook on life. I get the best laughs from edgy teenagers giving it the big one of how many grills they've fucked. When you're a teenager you think you know it all including how to fuck properly. I'm still learning now cos everyone of them females is different and there's always something to be learnt practice makes perfect so keep practicing.
>I'll retire from Cred Forums when I can't get a fatty on anymore

Heard that. Spend a lot of time at the er? Did breathing treatments help??

I remember the first time wife had false labor, I was half in the bag and not prepared at all. Shit makes you grow up fast.

I am neither happy nor sad, it just is.
Hatred mostly: hated my father who always wanted grandchildren. Never cared much for people, women especially because of how they are. Had a gf in HS, she died our first year of college from a drunk driver. Had planned on marrying her, but her death made me angry about everything and considering I already didn't like most folks, well, I just kept to myself. Got my degree in college, got a job I wanted that I don't have to deal with people (I worked on a farm, now I own my own), and just take care of daily necessities as they come along.
If/when I get too old to take care of myself, I'll just call out the sheriff before eating a bullet. I don't want other people taking care of me, especially some strangers at some damn invalid home.
If I'm lucky, it'll be a farm accident or some massive heart attack that does me in.

Swearengen dubs checked

I dunno about that. Financially it's easier with one kid, plus you get to put all your effort into them. The wife has PCOS, so it was a bit of a miracle we had the one we got. With the amount of week I smoked in my 20s I'm surprised I had any capable swimmers at all lol.

Did anybody used to hear voices that were nasty that turned nice?

Happened to my friend, was wondering if it the same for you.

What country user? Owning a farm sounds pretty peaceful and fulfilling. I hate people too so this would probably be a good job for me from the sounds of it.

How long have you been apart?

Shit, you have every excuse to do all the dumb shit you want til you're 26-27. You got time to figure shit out bud.

Check you out. Get at it user.

30, not married, no kids, make six figures.

Unsure what to do now besides smoke weed and play video games.

USA.
Montana - ranching mostly raising cattle, with about 40 acres set aside for crops. Have 1500 acres I own, grow almost everything I need here, and what I can't make I have delivered like farm fuel.
About the only time I do go into town anymore is auction time for selling or buying new head, or butchering.

Hey man, if you're sick of shitty people in the world and don't risk/sacrifice trying to add atleast one good human while you're here then you have little right to bitch about how shitty society is.

I don't think you're selfish, just got diff priorities user

58 medfag in midwest reporting in. ~ 95th percentile altR. My prominent board is Cred Forums.

54 checkin

34 nm/tx oilfield fag reporting in.

Whereabouts in the Midwest? Illinois here

Des Moines. Pleased to meet you user in Illinois.

has everybody had a coffee this morn?

Yeah. I start brewing it at 5:30, will finish the pot by 10. I'll put another one on around 6 for dinner.

32 here.

Three boys 9mos, 2, and 4

Just moved from Philly to Goldsboro, NC. Gas and cigarettes are so much cheaper here.

it's like a giant pickle party here.

Was it West Phila?

40, six kids, lots of unsuccessful startups, career failures, can only afford to live in shitty neighborhood overrun by illegal aliens, about to get laid off again.

Backatcha, I don't think we align politically, but it's good to know I'm not the only 30+ user in the Midwest on Cred Forums atm lol

Been drinking coffee all night, my man. Bout to switch to reefer to mellow out. Cheers either way!

Shit dude. I was going to write one, but you wrote it for me.

i'll be right over.

Drinking it right now. About to make omelets for the family in a minute.

No. Northeast suburbs.

That's rough. Used to live on southend, mostly working class folks, then it started getting rough.

My city's primary corporation is currently purging most of its factories due to "restructuring", layoffs in the thousands.

Hang in there, user.

If that's what you're into, I don't give a damn just keep it to yourself.

Coke. I dont drink coffee...never developed a habit of it although I like it, generally.

Been to Bel Air?

Lol I'll leave the porch unlocked, boyo

don't mind him; he's just lonely and needs to lash out at someone because his life is bad

Fresh Dubs checked

Well he needs to either shit or get off the pot. Either suck it up or eat a bullet - one or the other if he's that unhappy.

I'm 71 and what is this?

Already drank it, been working for a couple of hours now.

I'm too old to mind anybody or take any offense. I see humor in most things. It's a good strategy when 58 to not be sensitive.

worked all night having me sleepy time tea.

No. My aunties and uncles live in Seattle, Phoenix, and Miami.

Cranky Old Man Dubs checked, and I'm still unsure what a pickle party is.

just as a point of info, what kind of work allows one to sit on Cred Forums and post?

Buncha oldfags sittin' around
eating 'member berries...

Confused Old Man Dubs checked. Also, it's a kind of limbo.

six kids user?
put a fucking tv in that bedroom

What do you do, night owl user?

Anyone who wasn't underage b& when Cred Forums came into existence is now at least 30.

Lol I like how you GET the reference, but dryly respond.

42yo fag cheking in
just bought first pair of readers
all down hill from here

71 is a good prime number. we gotta respect that.

Yo help me out Cred Forums
Doing an argumented speech
What are some good and bad effects that Pokemon Go has had on society that I can back up with sources? Tyvm.

3rd shift building maintenance/security at a high class apt complex.

Pipeline Operator. If my natural gas compressors are running good, got nothing but time. When they are having problems, i don't even have time to piss.

This guy knows

Is it a good life ? I'm kinda headed in that direction, though I told myself I'd get married when I'm late forties and too old to bang sloots

Apparently it's getting fat ass kids off the couch.
And letting them get run over.
So nothing but good.

>if you don't have kids you can't bitch about society
never go full retard

you cant fault him at all
no one here can guarantee that their child wont be a piece of shit. and how many people ever admit that they shouldnt have bred

With enough money or charisma you're never too old to bang sloots, rest assured user

as a gas guy, do think the explosion in NY was LP gas? That's my first guess.

I got you bro. 42. Retired for 4 years now. Married at 30, got a 15 y/o stepdaughter, 9y/o son, hot PAWG milf. Wife still in 6 figures, refuses to retire. Did Hawaii for the third time this year, camp with / without kids, plenty of big boy toys and time to enjoy them. Fishing, atvs, kayak, new cars, old hot rods. Wife has oral fetishes and loves anal too. I feel like I've got it made really.

Are you me? 'cept I'm a techfag though nearly was a medfag. Seeing an ex and her hubby next week - he is an ER doc and she is an Obstetrician. She almost made me switch to medical when we dated. Just good friends now.

30yo user here. Just bought a house. Stable job. Long time girlfriend. Things are ok.

Been on and off at Cred Forums since the beginning. Was big into Gamefags LUE and LUELinks. Those were my heyday. Along with TOTSE.

Due to my schedule at work, I don't see any of my friends anymore (they are still children at heart who stay up till 5am play vidya/DnD), so I have time re-visit Cred Forums and whatnot. Kinda sad, loosing your friends because you have a professional job.

heres my theory

35 here.

I wouldn't be surprised if 30+ is at least 10% of the regular users here.

Furthermore it wouldn't surprise me if some of the shit posters are 30+.

>I don't see any of my friends anymore (they are still children at heart who stay up till 5am play vidya/DnD), so I have time re-visit Cred Forums and whatnot. Kinda sad, loosing your friends because you have a professional job.

33, been feeling this lately as well, not necessarily because of having a job, but just because I feel like my tastes are changing as I age and most of my friends still like the same stupid bullshit as when we were kids. It just feels like we have nothing in common anymore and nothing to talk about.

Post any kind of proof at all you lying sack of shit mother fucker.

You live in your mother's basement.

37 year-old reporting in.

Not too sure why I'm still here after so many years.

You got me there, but that was my rationale for breeding, I shouldn't really project it onto others. Also checked.

Med Tech at a hospital. Sorry drifted off there for a moment

funny coinkidinks all around when one looks. That's because our lives in general are not nearly as unique as most presume. I am retired too and not interested in working any more.

oh thank you for that eye-burning hideous image. much appreciated.

This.

dont talk shit on shitposters

A dog is not a person faggot

Every six months something chaotic happens and it's gold for a minute. Then it's back to the revolving threads of shit.

Not a single person I know knows I browse Cred Forums. I've even denied coming on here when someone brought it up.

are you sure?

That's why I beat him. Gotta make a man out of him somehow.

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53 here

Illinois. Hate this fukin state with every breath breath i take.

Angry check

Didn't know there was an explosion. With NG it could be a number of things that can happen. Ive seen compressors catch fire because a hose sucked in too much air. I gotta look into it though.

It's probably for the same reason as me.

You don't need to log in, and it's somewhere to put your eyes in between reading proper web sites.

That and the limited interaction with "real" people.

31. no kids, no wife, live by myself in a 20m² flat that i rent in a big city, have been making a living organizing parties for 4 years.

I don't own a car, and i'm not interested in buying a house, or having children, or any of these adult stuff

Lol I get that. It's not got the best reputation. I never deny my knowledge of it, though.

Pipefitter with the railroad.

38 here. Fuck you, kids. Get a job.

i turned 27 eight minutes ago. been here since 2005. fuck my life

Pro tip: you can fucking leave

Normally advice I give to kids but you should get out before they put you in a home and you die there

Yeah I guess I just assume it is because I have a professional job, and the rest of them are part time security guards and service industry jobs.

In reality, you are right. My buddy will go on and on about Metal Gear Solid 5, expecting me to care because 15yo we crushed MGS2 together in high school. He plays it non stop.

What the hell am I supposed to talk to him about? The conference call I had that went really well? How I am proud I am clearing the half acre of forest in my new backyard myself? Plans on marriage and kids and shit?

We don't have the same interests anymore, and it fucking sucks. All my friends are like this now. :( Feels bad man.

I don't deny knowledge. And I never act ignorant whenever they bring something up that's meming (is that a word?) on here.

I tell them I know what chan sites are, I just don't go to them.

Try martial arts training. You make a man by teaching him confidence in himself. Plus you're risking catching a bat in the dome from a bitter, neglected husk.

42
been here since phones had rotary dial
We were making holocaust jokes in 1990
4 Chan is just a bigger pool

32 year old Coloradofag reporting in. Originally from Peoria, IL but left that state at 18 and never looked back. Still have some family there that I visit every once in awhile, but have no reason to ever move back.

35 Illinois here. I don't mind it much, but i'm central. If your more north I could understand why.

Sounds like you made a nice life for yourself.

Eh, not everyone is financially capable to. Plus there might be roots there that are tough to break free from. At 53 I'm guessing it's the latter.

33 and divorced my wife left me for a dude thats a lady now and another guy shes poly now they make porn. Im with a lady thats almost 10 yrs older than me and has MS also she has a lot of pet skunks that shit all over I've been shit on in my sleep. What's wrong with me Cred Forums..?

Quad Cities up in this shit, yo.

27 here. Sorry to crash thr party. I feel my life is leading to nothing and i actually have a fear of being mid 30s still in tbe same position i am in now

I joined a Board game group on meet up and they're all 30 year olds who have bought and played every game and expansion for 20 years while I've been living a norms life. Feels bad

Otoh I have two tractors and just picked up a box scraper to go with all my other attachments

Don't forget that your success comes at the expense of the rest of us stuck in the lower and middle class.

Peoriafag here as we speak. How's Colorado?

obviously should have played enlightened tutor instead

Franktown fag reporting. Been here 8 years

You have a small chance of breaking out of the rut but around 99.99% of the time you're stuck in the same shit, twenty years and no accomplishments later.

Workin on it but ive built a business here and that complicates things.

Excuses. Put what you own in a car, sell the rest, go visit when you can. The Midwest "where else would we live"attitude make me rage, Moreso for the fact it trapped me for 36 years before I moved. It's fucking amazing being out,I only wish I'd done it sooner

Never underestimate the power if denial, user. You are only as old as you think you are. Watch a movie called american beauty, that reinforces what i've said. 29 yo, here who doesn't give a fuck.

Sad but true. Find a hobby to give you real purpose.

It's awesome. Plenty of things to do and see, and lots of sunshine. Feel bad for Peoria, it seems like it gets more Detroit like and run down whenever I go back.

Been out here for about 6 years now.

I'm 29 do I count? I cant fucking believe I'm practically 30. I found this site in 06 when I went to college. College was my first high speed internet. I still had dial up AOL at home for 2 years after I started college. I dropped out in spring of '10 without getting a degree, my major was shit anyway. am still paying on my student loans. I've seen friends kill themselves both on purpose and accidentally. My dad died in 2013. But, I'm still driving the car I got in 05, which is cool.

Sell it
Colorado is ducking blowing up, never a better time to start over

Southern but still....

29 is a baby. 29 seems like 14 to me. 34 like 18. Shit goes down fast after 36

Trips speak the awful truth
Like I said, the latter, after a certain age it's hard to just cut ties and run.

It's true, with cat bailing it's getting bad. But I'm an artist, and I feel like the scene here is starting to build. Hardships have that effect on art.

If I'm still here by 50 tho, fucking shoot me

How so? I earned that shit. All of it. Had stable life and no bills before I got married. Worked 72 hrs a week for 2 decades, put a few strippers through college, made wise investments.

Yep, everything after 35 is a painful blur to me. Aches and pains from all the stupid shit i did back when i was 18 and thought i was invincible.

i collected wacky packages too, so you can guess my age as well

That's cool, good to hear. Do you paint or do digital media? My wife's a graphic designer out here. I draw at a kindergartener level, but can at least appreciate art haha.

Someone works hard, does well and only has success because of you?

Esplain pls.

It gets worse.It's not just ties like other user said, but you get more shit. I moved a four bedroom home and giant workshop of tools and equipment three times just to get here. It was worth it, but if I had to do over I'd sell everything but the clothes on my back and one car.

>31
Living under my parents, I still do chore of cleaning whenever I'm needed. Always told what to do, and when my dad was filling and renewing some paperwork for his gun, he was giving me a lecture that a gun is not a toy. I've encountered so many of these lectures, before I could respond he said "I know you're old enough to understand this...just make sure you tell others who are younger than you". I felt, had I not even tried to respond, he would have never have said that. I still get other kinds of lectures from him you would tell a child or teen and it's like a broken record of lectures.

I'd say my mother is worse, because no matter what I do, if I do it long enough, she tells me I need to do something else. Like every job I ever had, "you need to get another job" without giving any reasonable argument and the only thing I know about her is that she always has a need to change everything for the sake of change. She sees this is a new way of life, a new step, regardless of the change, it makes her a new her for the better.

I work part time and I don't have any job experiences to land me a job that's good enough to pay for my own apartment and live a decent life. Not that there's any job opportunity here to begin with.

Yeah and I have arthritis on top of everything. It really sucks when you drop pickles in the store or can't hold a wrench because your hands don't work

I paint, I do low brow pop art shit, easy to get exposure here, harder up in Chi, but i'm making inroads.

Cheers to creative wives and art appreciation!

You never moved out. Your dad doesn't know how else to relate to you. Your fault.

Trips again, man the trips are trying to tell you something. You working on getting out?

I can see your dad lecturing you
[Screams disappointment internally]

I'm one who got out. Ten years later and family, in laws and friends in Indiana are still acting like is a phase and we'll get over it and move back.

I preach "get out" all the time and I've literally gotten the response "where would we go, Ohio?"

33 here. Had an awesome career with shit tier bosses and went back to school for IT security BS for a career change. I want to go back to an adult but devolved to child at heart against when I was full time in college. How do I go back to adult mode?

Well, I live in a border city, perhaps dealing in drugs or sex trafficking might be my way out. That way if I land in prison, I couldn't further disappoint him in a way he's just have to say it on the record. Wish me luck!

36 here. Not married but in a 15 year committed relationship. Have 2 daughters. Moved 700 miles away from family and friends 9 years ago and still have no family or friends, locally. Nothing but car problems for the past month. The expenses ate into what we had saved for our youngest's birthday. Life is life.

>back
Why go back?

>renewing gun paperwork
What fucking shithole state do you live in?
Fucking move, get a job somewhere else. There is also parttime work somewhere.

You could just move out like a normie.

All of life in a nutshell.
You either deal with shit thrown your way, good or bad, or you take an express ride out one way or another.

32 here. Married, 18 month old daughter, son on the way. Boring office job, suburbs, mortgage, and a minivan. Combat vet, served 8 years. Honestly love this shitty normal life and immeasurably grateful to have it.

No shit. Well grats on pulling the trigger and making a change

yo, I'm bout to be 28 and I'm starting to think I'm old as dirt. how yall niggas deal with this? shit sucks fam. I dunno, I havnt really done anything with my life. thought I would have by now. and its getting harder and harder to bang them 20 yr olds

33, same boat.. Just graduated college again. I'm incredibly smart but feel incredibly useless worked for feds for a while but I wasn't about that life, I got fired for telling my bosses boss he was fucking useless and didn't know shit about our work. Which he didn't, only saw dollar signs and compared apples to oranges. Now I'm ready to kill my family because I live in an economically depressed area of the US with three degrees and a bunch of redneck farmers for days. Security IT looking for a job and not get drug tested because pot should be legal. Who's hiring?

OH FUCKING PLEASE, even more corny with the costanza pic beause you thought you were so smooth

go fuck yourself, literally every guy in the world has that "nobody touches my baby/wife/sister/mom!" attitude, its so fucking corny, primitive, and overdone. "im burying alive the little shit that crosses the line"
Crosses WHAT line? FUCKS HER, THATS RIGHT YOUR Y O U R DAUGHTER IS GOING TO FUCKING GET RAILED what are you going to do about it faggot?

ITS LIFE, let it fucking happen,

just because shes YOUR daughter doesn't make her some special little snowflake you stupid fucking faggot,

i bet youre the type of corny fucking le edgy douche who's gonna tell the boyfriend when theyre 15 "Try anything with her, i'll cut your balls off! Oooohh hurrr durr durrrrrr! tough fatherly figure over here!

god your attitude pisses me off so much i wish i could skullfuck you both to death

Is doing this the right way.

DOB 19 hunnert n 65. Come at me bro

>32
>no kids
>feel like an adult baby every day
>feelsbadman.jpg
>look at facebook
>everyone venting to me about hating their kids
>feelsgoodman.jpg

46. Come here to see what's "rad" and "totally tubular" with the youngsters these days.

Yeah we're just going to postpone the birthday a few weeks. She's only turning 5 so her concept of time is worth shit. In the end, she'll be happy.

Thanks, user. I'm trying.

Would you change leaving though?

Your kids present is they don't have to grow up there and face the same gravitational pull...

I have three year old twins and none of the grandparents get them shit. The local spawn get big gifts and random gifts all year. I've spent quite a lot trying to make up for it just being my wife and I ever grinning them anything.

And you can have sex with her, too! Extra bonus.

30+ here

So the biggest change I have noticed is checking to see if a girl is married and if she is not then hoping she doesn't have kids.

What's been your favorite social/cultural/technological advance?

You could just look for work from some organized crime syndicate. You'll probably start off small, like a smurfer and work your way up depending on how they like you. You did say you're ready to kill your family, it would show a good sign of loyalty to the organization you're working for as long as you know there's no turning back.

Huzzah! From living with an artist, I definetly appreciate the time, effort and especially experience that goes into a piece. That, and just how badly people want to under charge you guys with the "You just do this for fun! right?" attitude. I'd want to murder people if they did that to me. Wife works for a college here, but used to see people that wanted to pay about $5 for 30 hours of work when she free-lanced.

She'll care more that you're there, unlike when she's 12

Huehuehue

Kek

30 here, currently eating a ham n cheese hot pocket and lurking Cred Forums at 8 in the morning
the fuck happened?

Some people like to watch the world burn, you just want to be there in the middle of it when it happens.

> see fully developed teens in bikinis playing in water
> fantasize about banging their mom who is reading a book in a full cover up

Thats a tough question. Financially, the quality of life is much better where we are now. We feel like our kids are missing out on a more fulfilling lofe, though. All of our friends and family back home have kids and are always doing things together. Here, its just us. My wife (lets call her that for brevity's sake) just made a friend from work who as a big family with young kids, so this might be something of a turnaround. Back home, though, the cost of living is just out of control.

fucking this.
This made me lol.

"barely legal" chicks don't appeal to me at all but the moms....oh..

nice

Well I appreciate your appreciation. I'm self taught, so I dunno if going into academia is in the cards for me. Last showing I did was up in Arlington Heights, got alot of good feedback and foot traffic, but nobody buys canvas anymore. It's all prints, stickers, and t-shirts that sell lol.

>33
>refusing to get clean for interviews

it takes all of 4 days, stop being a child about it

What's not happened is the real question

Same situation. Roughly 7 years ago was gonna join the air force and see the world. Scored really high on the asvab and was offered top secret security clearance. Told my dad about it. Fucker was not satisfied because he wanted me to get a perfect score and told me to retake. Recruiter cancelled my application and i tried retaking. Still to this day i cant get into the military. He admits he shouldn't have done that. Doesnt make it right.

I'm still in my dad's house and he treats me like a kid. 30 years and unemployed. Going to school for biochemistry, though. So that's good. Hope you sort your life out, user.

I know that feel. We've started to meet people via kids school and I'm hoping some adult conversation comes from it, but yeah they're missing that regular family connection

just because everyone acts like they're 12, doesn't that they are.

My girlfriend cheated on me with an old friend that was a drug dealer, she was taking pain pills behind my back. She got pregnant so I said fuck that and moved out in the middle of the night back home to my parents home, enrolled in college and got a degree. My brothers never left home and did so many drugs the past 20 years that they are legit schizophrenic. I can't take it anymore. I need to get the fuck out of here but I have a - 0.20$ balance in my bank account and can't get a shit tier job because I'm "over-qualified. " I'm just depressed and over this life here in the swamps of nowhere America.

The way I counter it is showing my kids nothing but 70s and 80s movies and TV when I can. That, and some of the current shows imported from Japan and redubbed don't have SJW themes because the Japanese don't believe in it.

I once scored 4 touchdowns in one game.

Al

Doesn't that they are indeed, user. Doesn't that they are.

this so much. I don't give 2 shits about if my kid ends up gay, but I'm gonna have a hard time resisting the beat-down if he goes full gendertarded in his teens.

Sell something, take a bus to Colorado. There is work for anyone who can swing a hammer. Everything else is excuses

Once a kid gets an attention span you can move on to movies. There's alot of foundation building and shit, but the agendas are kept to a minimum of "be yourself" and "family is important".

did you ever get sprayed by a skunk? also what does it smell?

Wait till you hit 40. It's just a bunch of weird, random shit after that. None of it life-threatening usually, but all of it annoying.

I miss being able to build muscle when I work out.

ah, shit.

33 here, have a good qualification but not working in that field at the moment and on benefits. Had to move back in with my mother for a little while. Trying to get my shit together again, want to change the career I've had since 18 but don't know if I can at this point. At least I have no responsibilities at the moment. Also keep failing my driving test. Not in the best place at the moment but I'm sure things will change

>Also keep failing my driving test
How the Fuck

By the time he's a teen being "gendertarded" will be yesterday's news. It'll be some new "outrageous" thing to get old folks jimmies riled up.

Yeah I have a retired af buddy who has a ranch in Colorado and does migrant work, working there 6 months and lives here during the winter. I told him last year that when I graduate college, I'm going back to Colorado with him if I don't find a job. We'll I just had an interview a month after graduating and if I don't get hired or I can't find work in this area, I plan on riding with him back to Colorado this spring and go from there.

Not sure, used to get pretty anxious and after the second time I didn't bother to take it again. I need to try again soon

What's the post limit these days?

And just like the gender tards they'll grow out of it and be fine

42yo here. I took 6 grs of kratom the last 2 days.

Pro tip, learn the streets of a small town and take the test there. As long as it's the same state I don't think it matters.

Move first, then interview. Having a job means apartment, promotion, house, fiance, all baggage that keep you from living somewhere else

42yo here i'm trying my 13yo daughter to go towards programming. Any advice?

35, turn 36 in two weeks. Still mid 30's though.
No kids, wife or mortgage. From Norway live in Spain new ok job coming up in 2 weeks. Lounged around for 3 weeks here now.
Lived here last year working as an English teacher..

Get laid 2-3 times a year if luck, bit fat. Trying to get fit before it's too late..

That's a good idea. Use a bicycle

Truth. Who knows if identity politics will be a big thing in the future. It's all going to be body-tech mods and shit.

Soon to become 60...
I remember when Gagarin walked on the moon. Or was it Laika...??