Be skinny gamer

>be skinny gamer
>look at game hours
>over 10000 hours
>feel ashamed
>no friends
>had enough
>want to be socially active
>write to 1 of my 30 friends on facebook
>"hey dan.. whats up"
>"yo user, nm, going out clubbing, wanna come?"
>holy shit, he srs, fuck yeah i do
>meet him around 10 pm
>get to meet his friends, even touched his girlfriends hand
>progress
>we get something to drink
>im skinny, so not much needed to affect me
>his gf says "user, drink some more ;)"
>i drink a cup more
>we go out clubbing
>having the time of my life
>get introduced to more people
>one guys name is sanel
>dan tells me sanel lost his one testicle not so long ago
>huge confidence boost from being drunk
>yell like the thing from temple run
>"yo einstein"
>...
>"hey man, thats not cool.."
>"yea user, wtf?"
>"who is this queer anyway?"
>start to shiver, "haha, just a friendly joke"
>sanel: "yeah but im not your friend"
>dan and his friends wont be with me
>alone clubbing
>anxiety attack
>run outside
>faint infront of 100s of people
>wake up in the hospital
>check facebook
>i now have 29 friends

this is so pathetic that it cant be true

Jesus christ this is sad. general beta stories?

dubs dont lie

Fucking christ user, You had one shot. This is embarrassing.

Close friends can joke about it over time. He threw you a line from your shitty life. And you fucked it right up.

Is the picture you?

Nice story bro [=

Thanks for the material.

Sorry you fucked up so bad OP

>dan tells me sanel lost his one testicle not so long ago
>huge confidence boost from being drunk
>yell like the thing from temple run
>"yo einstein"

I don't get it.

I don't understand. What fuckin temple run thing are you talking about?

i dont get it either

Wow that was lame.

Fucking niggers without any knowledge of Einstein having only one fucking nut

I would have gone with hilter instead

Hey man if this true then I'm sorry but fir what it's worth they sound like sensitive pricks. Who gets offended by that?
Don't dwell on it and learn from it. I'm sure there are many people who feel similarly to yourself. Find friends in your area with similar interests. It's not easy at times but don't give up. You sound like a decent guy who's out of practice being in social situations. Shit happens, pick yourself up and try again. Fuck them, they sound like pricks

ein=one
stein=stone

haha that joke is actually pretty funny now that i understood it

that's actually pretty clever. you have a gift op. congradulations

Lol no, they are right, OP is wrong. The only thing I can say against them is that he shouldnt have told OP about the guys testicle first thing they meet.

well op, now that i get the joke i must say

its cool, ive embarrased myself a lot before, everyone does,who cares about that shit

its your ego telling you ; you are and idiot
your ego
yogurth

eath yogurth, ull be fine

I laughed. Heartily.

You need to find people who can take a joke

Start a hobby where you go out to do something with other people, thats the best way to make acquaintances. Doesnt have to be a sport or anything, but sports are the easy choice

I got the vast majority of my friends by playing billiards/pool as a serious hobby. Its a great game and you meet tons of smart people

>yo Einstein
Worth it OP, you savage

That was a good joke OP, it's just a shitty mix of you telling it too soon and your mates being too sensitive.

Pretty clever at dick joke level and also borderline sociopath when meeting someone for the first time. So not really clever at all unless you want to be forever alone.

First impressions mean a lot, it's not like OP has tons of options available. He could maybe have salvaged it if he was quick but now it's probably too late.

The problem is they weren't really his mates yet, more like jovial strangers. Insulting someone in a group when you are at the bottom of the pack trying to get in is a total mistake.