This is how i lost my virginity

this is how i lost my virginity

>21
>living with parents and working in electronics shop
>nothing special going on in my life
>obsessed with sex and woman like most of you fags
>some 6-7/10 girl (weird face nice body) I know through my friends friends sent me a whats-app message
>we actually used to message each other a lot and talk but its been a while
>"I like your new pic, nice beard :) "
>we started talking again and at some point i told her my parents are out of the country and I'm alone at home and its really nice
>"maybe I can enjoy that too?"
>holy shieeeet am I about to lose my fking kiss-less virginity?
>me "It will be really cool if you would come if thats what you're implying"
>"OK, tomorrow at night?"
>me "perfect!"
>finished work and went to buy condoms and beer
>fast forward to the night before she came i hid some condoms near the bed, cleared my house, showered and all this shit
>door ringing! and I'm so ready to fuck!
>for some reason I'm not nervous
>opened the door and hugged her, she actually looks pretty nice...
>she is wearing and undershirt and mini jeans shorts
>fckkkkk I'm horny!
>we sat on sofa and she touched my beard and said the way i cut it was nice but what it was really is her way to show me her Interest in me and actually i had little erection from this
>me " soo.... what you wanna do? I planned nothing actually."
>thats a lie I planned to fck her and lose my vegiz
>"ohh i don't know"
>me "wanna kiss?" straightforward question idea where it came from
>"what now? maybe later..."
>hope I did not fk shit up!
>"OK lets talk then"
>soo... we talked and... she is kinda autistic or something i dunno but i controlled most of the conversation
>touched her leg here and there while i talked
>OK OK enough talking I'm starting to get sick of this conv
>me "let me try something... give me your hands"
>"OK"

>some trick i learned somewhere i dunno maybe its bullshit but it goes like this - you put her hands on yours and move your hands up and down. if she follows your hands that means she trust you and basically ready for kiss and if the hand stay in the air... you get it, body language life hacks shit... OK to the story now
>her hands follow mine
>I tell her what that means and go for the kiss
>haha i cant believe it! it actually worked holy shit!
>we are kissing and I'm going for the bra
>somehow i managed to take bra off with one hand it was really easy lol
>touching some tits and ass feels good but pointless
>she is kissing me while sitting on me so i lift her up and take her to the bed
>lay her down while kissing her and taking he shirt off ( no bra already! )
>i knew that watching porn every day wasn't for nothing!!!! time to show some knowledge
>kiss, suck her tits and go for shorts
>take shorts off
>panties
>ohhh my god first time i see a fucking pussy i think I'm gonna cry
>she has no idea this is my first time and she thinks I'm experienced with this stuff haha
>start eating her pussy
>i remembered my friend told me it tastes and smells bad but it wasn't that awful
>she is moaning i guess i do a good job
>put a finger inside and start to...
>SO wet!!! she likes it even tho I can see its hurting a little
>i don't know if my dick's skin can handle this hardness
>me "can I put it in?"
>"no, i dunno"
>wtfff you bitch what??? you are fucking naked in my bad and you tell me i cant fuck you... what kind of sick humor is that
>so we are laying there on my bad and she is hugging me so i asked her why didn't she want
>"I don't want it to end with just sex"
>fck
>me "well... it doest have to end. I mean... we wont be boyfriend girlfriend but we can still be friends and talk"
>me "wanna suck my dick maybe?"
>"OK"

>she is licking the tip of my dick and slowly starts to suck it till my whole (little) dick is in her mouth and then she sucked my balls a little.
>it was nice but truth be told you cant cum from that
>laying on her and start touching her pussy again and thats even more wet now
>pussy is more wet you can see the Niagara fall there
>me "can i wear the condom now?"
>"OK"
>its happening
>I stand up and wear a condom
>she is ready in a doggy position for some reason
>OK lets get it in... wait why isn't it getting in
>try to feel it with my fingers, ye I'm in the right spot whats wrong here
>I guess its just really really tight
>"it should be big enough" tnx woman thats helping...
>rolling her to a missionary position maybe it will be easier
>fail to put my dick in for few seconds
>shit!!! no no no no!!!! oh fck I'm starting to lose some erection here
>"are you nervous?"
>me "no"
>I really wasn't, and I dunno why
>I think she got offended a little by this thinking she is not hot enough and my dick fell and soon as i tried to put it in
>again laying on the bad just hugging and talking... fk me
>after few long minuets I'm starting to get a little erection
>thats my chance
>she is touching my dick a little and i get a full hard on, this time i wont fail!
>put another condom on
>taking her legs and putting the on my shoulder
>bitch is flexible
>trying to put it in but pussy resists
>maximizing thrusting power to 120%
>Its in!

>cant feel much of her inside world since my dick is small but she is moaning
>fucking her for about 15 seconds
>its coming!!! I'm about to cum
>Cummings... feels good man
>just realized a second later that i came after fucking her only for a few seconds
>"thats it?"
>short dick and i cum fast... OK at least i lost my virginity
>but wait i cant just leave her like that
>I try to make her cum by eating her pussy and super speed finger fuck her
>kinda works but she lose interest after two min or SO
>failed to make her cum
>again laying there hugging... I'm starting to get sick of this
>I tell her she should probably go home coz my grandma is in the house and i have work tomorrow
>check buses for her but nothing at this hour... shit
>ended up walking her home 30 win away (also have to walk back)
>still happy with my first time... was sure it will be much worse
>day after she sent me a message saying she was kinda hurt from me coz I only wanted to fuck her and she feels she is only good for that
>tell her its not true and blah blah and there's nothing wrong with two people just having sex and stuff like this
>managed to dodge this shot
>still feel like I won!

Well thats it, hope you will get better story next time with more embarrassing stuff.

You did alright, man.

Should've just said "I want to date you, you're easy to hang out with. I like that." Use that verbatim. Girls dig that shit. Might as well practice on her.

That was an extremely autistic story

The best part was "can i stick it in"

In my language that sound alright, not amerifag =]

I dont want to date her, she is more autistic than me S:

So you don't want to fuck her more?
Giving pleasure is not always easy the first time with a new girl. You have to get to know her.
Try different stuff see how she reacts. Only do stuff if you enjoy it too. Do not despair to give orgasm. Even after a long time it can happen, just if you don't get bored in the meanwhile.

Pic of the girl?

pic of your dick?

Theres logic in what you said but I wasnt much into this girl and I probably wanted to make her cum for my ego.
but when I fingered her really fast at first she was moaning hard and after some time she got boared I guess.

no.

you wont see it, too small :(

> i fucked a girl with a condom
>i lost my virginity

Pick one, OP

A kekd a lot reading this. Thanks OP.

This was entertaining and hilarious to read user,
Thank you :)

I pick 1

I'm happy my weird life makes you kek =]

When you mean small what inch do you mean?

I'm only 6.5 inches long :(

nice story, op

>be me
>pleasantly surprised
>i read a 4 post green text story on Cred Forums that didn't end with everybody walking the dinosaur

Is that not average?

tnx.

12 cm probably (we dont use intch here i dunno.

tnx! I will write more =]

this dude is not me.

I lost mine to 15 year old who was on the way back from the pub. I was 19, She told me she was 17 and I didn't find out she was 15 till a month later. Fucking wounded.

That's not small you idiot.

You've been watching too much porn. That's super average.

ohhh fk I totaly forgot to write it in the story.
she is 17 im 21 (not legal I guess)

thats not op there

well she told me she was 17 and she had been in the pub that night. So thought it was all good.

After I fucked her I fucked her mate a few weeks later and she asked me if I wanted to go to the first lasses 16 Bday party.

I was like.....What age Bday party? You fucking fuck. WHAT!

what's more important: OP pretyped and didn't ask if he should post moar, he just posted it.

>So on that day, OP was not a fag

damm man, hope you were using rubber.

OH MAAAAN, two birds one stone.
lost vegis and not a fag!

Nahh, I never do like to live dangerously.

But she never got pregnant or shit for my first time I didn't even cum. TBH I can't grumble she was really cool even after when I started shagging her mate, She even encouraged her mate to fuck me so was all good.

well, your experience sounds better than mine. enjoyed? being your friends.

I enjoyed it yet she sucked me off and the rid me for 20 mins and we stopped, It was just typical awkward first time fucking.

Her mate the next week was hottest, And taught me a thing or too.

This story sounds russian to me. Also - why change the condom if it didn't go in? A condom is good until it goes in the pooper and you want vag again...

I need to learn more.

actually I am Russian but I dont live in Russia I wasn't even born there.
I threw the first condom when I losed boner, I think the pressure from rubber was interrupting with the boner but maybe i'm wrong.

All right. I'm not Russian, just had friends who typed the way you did, seemed familiar. Anyway, here's some advice: do some gym exercises that increase testosterone, should help.

should help with what?
basically I train in MMA and Street Workout.
I still dont have the body I want but im focusing on gaining weight right now =]

21
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Twenty one!

Should help with self confidence, otherwise you wouldn't be fussing with the stuff you wrote...

It is logical, I can accept that.
but thats not fussing, I really want to know what im doing wrong to improve.