Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!

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ALLAHU

No judge, but I'm curious how you got to a clothesline...

Oh gee. Thanks user, but I'm sure I'll be fine going on the bus. After all, I've survived many nights outside (mom either kicked me out for the night because I was being hard headed or bus stopped running). Every time I have to wait for bus going home at night alone, I feel like spongebob when he was stuck in rock bottom.
>waiting by spooky cemetery and mausoleum for bus yesterday after leaving friend's house
>bus driver doesn't see or hear me waving my arms and yelling for him
>have bright phone on in hand while waving it as a light
It was 2spooky4me

Real attempt at sleep 2. Ready, break.

Snackbar!

still here


and


she should be just an anime girl to you. there can only be one waifu

Addendum - someone pick my nightcap. Number between 1 and 12.

So am I. Maybe it's the fucked up thinking of someone who had been lying in bed for an hour

Yes, I managed to sleep well.

Tristana claim

i'm a thinker

Of course a Bong would work with terrorists.

11

That's because I'm Lebanese.

Hana Song

If you're sure mang, not like I've got much better to do.
That does sound spoopy. No sash bringing casher?

Inb4 nope

How's it going my little terrorist?

>For a whole hour
And you didn't even invite me?

Good, then you didn't even notice!

Not sure if good choice or not

Hello again dva, haven't seen you on a while
Lapse in courtesy. I'll probably be here a while longer if you would like to join

Tequila bad. Go with 8

Filthy, just filthy.
Hello
Hey Tris

MISSED ME MOTHERFUCKERS?!?!?

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hello Alice. i don't post too often but every now and then ill show my face

Perhaps I'll take you up on that~

Sorry for being born here.

Waiting on a timer to play some league. Day's going alright. How about you?

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Not really
You better be, you fucking non American.

Nope, gladly there was no mash pinging rasher. Gonna get ready to leave for work and might play some dark souls 3 with my Schierke build from Berserk.

Ill have to drink 8 as well.
>fuck me I miscounted the tequila
>oh well Ive already had the shot anyway
And you say you dont get lewd

Your scab should be well past healed now

>the pic

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Good morning Gal, you minx

Nice to have you back for a bit then :)
That penguin do on the window is creepy
Not both, one or the other

Bonjour Jesus

lazylegs.bandcamp.com/track/snaketeeth

Eu claimed~

Drop that gun down. You have a lot to live for and there's literally nothing wrong with not being American.
Quite the contrary.

forgot pic

hi

double the autism

thanks. hope youre doing alright.

Key to car is kill. Tired. Wanna go home and sleep. The usual, ya know?

Well, hope you have fun! Don't get too stressed out over fish!

>Implying lewd
I simply want to get into Alices bed. What's lewd about that?

As should yours.

Eu Eu?

Too late. Done both.
>I would have enjoyed 1, 3, 4 or 7
But you cant claim me. Im me.~

What happened with the job by the way? I forgot, sorry.

hey back at cha ;)

Morning guys. Its been awhile. How are y'all?

Luna claimed.

I told you I have a professor named Chen Chen right?

Just kind of sitting in bed talking it easy right now. What have you been up to?
I was thinking of going with lucky 7 initially but went with 11 instead
When you put it that way, it sounds lewd

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>i forgot the .jpg >.>

>minx
Pls no
Don't listen to this guy, there is everything wrong with not being an American
How're you doing this fine morning?

Eu Eu~

Eu has in Eu, not you~

7 would have been a 6 isles blended. One of the few blendeds Ill drink straight. 3 was Rebellion Bay spiced, 4 was Rock and Rye and 1 was the bottle I just posted earlier.
Good thing scotch makes me sleepy.
But how can you be me?
>:^)

I never ended up being able to drop off my resume. I can only assume the job was given to someone else already.

How so?

How is Eu doing since we last spoke?

I mean well, don't worry about it

ye
psychic

Bummer, that sucks.
At least you got that sick ride though.

>scotch makes me sleepy
You may have a problem
>I just want to get in their bed
How is it not lewd sounding?
I'm stealing Ran 's tail from you, you've been evicted

ready for the new season?

That just makes me worry about it more

Straight scotch. So its a good thing. Mixed keeps me ip.

I somehow survived the bike ride home
Stil feel like my head's gonna explode
How's everyone here?

So back to the question I passed out on: how are you a professor and a restaurant owner of a Michelin star restaurant?

Everything's gonna be alright, lilkeety

OMG YES!!! It is killing me! I also wish they would release the teaser they showed at the con. I hate watching grainy phone vids.

Because Eu is magic~

Eu has been great, thank you for asking~
How have you been, friend~?

Hey Tsun, I'm doing OK, it's only 8:45 here though so nothings happened.
Galil is not kitty!
Galil does not meow!

Yep! If I can manage to print out my resume somewhere, maybe I'll still turn it in.

I'm simply tired and wish to sleep!
>Unless you wanna make it lewd~

I've been okay, I got a new car! But I've been sacrificing almost all my sleep for it as well!
>Pic related, the sweet ride

Calamity-masu'd

>sweet ride

I would hope it's straight. I've never heard of anyone mixing scotch before
I do not do the lewd

they will soon enough probably. its getting near. i dont think your girl will be coming back though

>This is not Cred Forums

provably wrong premisse spotted
entire ruleset is now provably wrong

post whatever the fuck you want

Oh that's cool
Still got a whole day, any plans for it?

>>>/SLEEPYOUFUCK/

We shall see.

Well, I had plans but the rain kind of ruined them.Once it dries I might go do it though.
>Mfw just got an alert saying my phone is over heating
I'll be back in a little bit then

why are you stealing it?
is mine.

smh is pretty hard for me you know.
just always being on the road
that's what you gonna do when you're chen.

sadly no. :( But I'm hoping they at least do some closure with meeting her family to letting them know. I know, I'm a gluten for punishment wanting to see a tear jerker!

What noise do you make?

Wow. I still can't wrap my head around it. You're an inspiration to many. What's next?

You're being paparazzi'd Mako

Because I want the comfy tail

Rain is a bitch
See you in a bit then
Still want to ask if you fucked that bitch who made you babysit her purse and rat

im just waiting for robot arm yang.

Ara Ara~ Thats a cool looking car, friend~
Are you going to listen to some Eurobeats and drift around corners in it~?

But you can't just steal it.


thanks
dunno what will come around
i'll just surprise you, I guess

There was a theory about the role of the actual seasons in each volume; season 1 (spring) new beginnings and the promise of things to come, season 2 (summer) was the cast having a good time, Season 3 (autumn/fall) everything begins to go wonky, and season 4 (winter) should be getting real dark, real early. so here is hoping for the most grimdark season of RWBY.

Good Morning Everyone!

Good morning, did you sleep well?

I'll keep an eye out for you

Morning *ok*

Wasn't looking good for her in the trailer :(

They weren't fun plans, so its all good.
Also, her dog isn't a rat, he's cute as hell, and I don't want to fuck her, she's been my friend since 3rd grade, it would be weird as fuck
Galil makes pow pow noises

That does make sense. I certainly dont think it's going to get carefree again. It can only get darker. I also heard the theory that JNPR is all doomed to die in the course of the series. Make sense if it follows their characters basis.

if they can make a full robot person an arm shouldnt be that hard

I'd be sad if they killed off JNPR, though they could get away with it since RT has been setting Jaune up for a moment of glory.... though I'd prefer if they used phyrra to get some character development out of the rest of JNPR.

So that's meowing in Israel

competitive overwatch mostly. bae here has carried me to high plat. going for diamond

even autism can fail

im ok

youtu.be/p8kjbjx2EUw

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>sometimes autism can sadly

Claiming best girl

Oh I dont disagree on the tech side, but the emotional side. In the trailer they showed her still all mopey and armless :( i want her back and badass too!

That's a great EP, I love Cigarette In Your Bed.

Oh I imagine they will build up the characters more this season as RWBY's team, but then kill one (or more off) at then final episode.

But you take to much space

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Hey /waifu/, how are you doing ?

What should I do? I can't leave my tail.

You misspelled "you"

QOTT Whats your current meal?
Breakfast:3 homemade egg mcmuffins, honeydew, coffee
>one can of busch

Im alright, what about you rin?

No I didn't.

Chex mix

Oatmeal w/ bread and a tamale

So it seems!

I always listen to the eurobeat! Unfortunately it's not in drifting condition just yet. I need to have the key replaced today, then I need to save up and get new bushings, a roll bar, and a few other minor things fixed before I really even think about doing that.
>Although I have gone around a corner so fast that the tires were screeching and practically at their grip limit already.
If I had been going any faster, I probably would have either drifted, or smacked into a curb.

>Mom lent me her car to drive to work since my key is kill
>She knows I'm a habitual speeder
>Her condition was "no hotrodding"
>I ended up flying home at an average of 100 mph, with a peak of 140 mph
......what she doesn't know won't kill me.

Cash money

Pretty nifty

I did how are you?
Hi trist how are you doing? *ok*

kujo san

ehh she will get over it

I'm fine, still kinda wasted from yesterday, but I'm alright.

What did you eat for breakfast?

I'm doing alright

Wow.
So cold

Ignore my question, I forgot how to read for a second

I bet that hit your feelings really hard.

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hey baguette
socks~
meh, all small dogs are rats imo

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Best waifu and if you disagree you are cancer and need to commit sudoku

Let's hope! There's a lot of drama left to resolve at the end of 3. Yang has to get better, needs to track down Blake and confront her for leaving. Then they need to track down Weiss. So much ground to cover.

Hey man, how you doing ?

>checked

I'm assuming someone else knitted the sleeve

What are your intentions with my Maka?

Can you possibly become smaller?

せんりつ の たつまき claimed

It really does
You haven't told me that in a while smh

youtu.be/4P51FLeSq_k

You do know the creator is dead right?

I'm going to impregnate her with my 12 inch canadian cock

3 english muffins, 3 sausages, 3 fried eggs, a potato, half a melon, coffee, and a can of beer.
Its sunday, the lord wouldve wanted it this way
Das ok

Yun!

Hey grumpy

I think everyone that follows the show does, season 3 had a massive tribute in the credits. even so, what exactly was your point?

Maki will always be the greatest, faggots.

Can you post lewds?

How is more RWBY gonna be made if Oum's dedrino?

Like this?

extremely hungover but other than that im fine
what about you?
how are you doing?

Claimed

Hey NeeSox

Because he wasn't the only script writer. a project like that has a lot of people involved who have decided to carry on his work. plus, it helps they already had a massive amount planned.

Fuck off, randy.

Claimed

Well... The rest of the guys at RoosterTeeth...

Same

ew

Sounds pretty nice, did you have breakfast outside your house, such as your deck or backyard? I had mine and it's pretty relaxing

Yeah but fuck you because RWBY hentai > RWBY show
Won't be as good

How did this only happen so late into the thread?

Claimed

i just got on

I don't disagree, confused why you had to get angry about it though.

Eww, stop it

I wasn't angry I just said "fuck you"
I was expressing mt advantage and refuting my case

Fairly well, I feel a bit down with a sickness.
Breakfast helped
How bout you?

Fuck off Randy

How goes it?

In the mess hall, super comfy here

Doing stuff atm, but claiming Cirno anyway

I just got off
;-P

(well, a few hours ago)

This could work, then I can pet the kitty :D

She's a dotty bitch, a dotty dotty bitch

I'm not normally one for calling out language but I have precisely zero idea what you just tried to communicate. It made no sense.

what advantage? why would you refute your own case?

woohoo, More RWBY lovers I knew I wasn't alone :)

Well up yours too, fag

rifks I tought you wanted my tail

check the thread, there are a few :D

Sorry, but what is rwby? Honest question

a western animation by rooster teeth. a quick google search will tell you more.

Ew

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you had a fun weekend as well then i presume
oh that sucks, cold? or ate something bad?
im having a pretty bad hangover, worst one which is weird since i didnt drink more than usual

sorry... gotta
LAST

Nope

Cold or something of that ilk.
Nothing a handful of pills wont kill
Alcohol hits you in strange ways sometimes.

No, I want the fluffy Ran tail. Pet the kittee in fox tail will be super /comfy/

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Kek fag

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