User, I'm Special Agent Fox Mulder, FBI. We're doing a sweep in this area to check for illegal dubs...

Yeah, sure
Ive got nothing to hide

no dubs here...

no dubs here agent, only my massive dick

No dubs or aliens here sir. The truth is out there
>ayy lmao that was close

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nope...

YO HOL' UP I DINDU NUFFIN

Hello Mr. Mulder, how are you doing

hi agent mulder.
No dubs here, only my hot mom

You scumbag, you're coming with me I'm placing you under arrest.

OH SHIT WADDUP

You'll never catch THESE dubs..

I am hitler. Witness my trips and go fuck yourself because I totally did 9/11

fugggg call 911 now

please agent mulder dont arrest me

Damn I'd hit that

No I alien, I'll rape your sister

I don't know what r u talking about...

No dubs here, sir

WHat are your grounds for search agent Mulder?

you can have my dubs when you pry them from my cold dead hands PIG!!

haven't done dubs in my life i swear.

,...,,....

im a nice guy, with a singles. check it.

YOU SON OF A BITCH ILL GET YOU!

just chilling at pool officer

Scully this punk has dubs

call 911. i aint scared

Busted and checked

Not the smartest thing a wanted criminal could do.

Mwah? Why would an innocent wabbit like mwah have, what was it again? Doobs?

dubs? i dont have dubs agent ;)

I will not do such thing agent

just enjoying a yummy sandwhich officer

no dubs here officer, just my 3 dicks

No games here Bonnie and Clyde you're both going in the slammer for interrogation.

everything good officer?

OI! what the fuck are you doing in my thread!

She's gone now and your daddy did it

Check 'em

LONG LIVE THE RAINBOW REICH

no dubs here, officer

My father made his mistakes and it's up to me to right those wrongs you alien freak

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You are working for me now. Anytime you want to talk tape an X in your window and I'll send a tranny

Oh shit boi, stop right there bitch

what dubs?

Everything's fine here, special agent

Dont try to hide your quints!

Check em

GET DOWN ON TGE GROUND NOW

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this isn't cp thread

I'm clean, I'm a straight white male. Nothing but my AR15 on me

I'm clean

well now, better do what the nice officer says, dear.

just delivering pizza officer

roll

No niggers here officer so put down the badge

I'm innocent officer, don't you worry

uh oh

No dubs here officer, just pure American pride

Riperoni

There are no dubs here officer, I swear.

Bag'm boys!

Please Agent Scully...you don't have to worry about searching me for dubs! I'm more than willing to have you search me....I'm a bad guy!

Got no guns man I can't afford guns financially and spiritually

Arrest this man for wasting police time

where are the police, they aren't getting these law breakers

I only have a tiny penis

Its just orregano

as you can see i dont have such a vile thing as dubs

Helo Fox Murder. Why you kill fox tho?

:)

Fuckin kek that's pretty much how x files went. Then the cat turns out to be a government experiment of a Cat with a human brain that holds the secret to time travel

Also the cat murdered someone

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Chek'em.

He didn do notting

Fuck humans aye lmao.

No dubs here officer

never even seen a dub officer

MUH RIGHTS!

naw nigga, get lost

If dubs are found do we get frisked long and hard by agent Scully?

I'm clean officer, I swear.

BAbeh

No dubs here, only your dead body

no dubs

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You best start

Take em

Op
Merica bitch I got muh gun and freedoms of talking

I'm Clear sir, calm down