Waifu claiming thread

youtu.be/RyD9V34AApc

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Maka is the best waifu, try to prove me wrong and she'll slice your soul in half

Czeched

Oh, I get it. You just want to have me near you.

there is no need to prove the wheel is round so i'll just say it: you're wrong.

A claim presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Actually it's the evening where I live. How are you doing ?

Holy shit

still here

>check
ah thats amazing, we had a drunk tekken tourny
i dont remember much tbh the booze hit me hard this time
all i know is that that game is bullshit
i guess pills are a way to survive
yea its weird, i appearently passed out on my way to the toilet
I dont remember much tbh
i guess pills are a way to survive
yea its weird, i appearently passed out on my way to the toilet
I dont remember much tbh

woops control + v twice

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Komine-chan

Haters be hating because I claimed a real waifu, you're both just jelly

Forget it I don't even know why I bother with idiots like you

I literally said nothing hateful. I just dismissed your claim. Here's your (You)

Someone needs to help that lewd child Cirno

Also you're my least favorite character in One Punch Man

see

>jelly
>haters be hating
Underage fag confirmed
Sacchan

hello fellow no life
How are you?

Woah man, calm down.
Now knowing that one person out of 7 billion people dislike Tats really hurts. I'm gonna go kms brb.

The only waifu that can see compete with Maka is Faye Valentine

7 off
Now I'm REALLY gonna kill my self

Well then, good evening to you. I'm doing pretty decent except that I woke up with some seasonal allergies.

Then how does one provide evidence to said claim?

I'm starting to question as to why almost no one talks to you.

Oh dear. are we really going to do this with the two Sachii's again?

Tsubaki is so much better!
and evidence...she has boobs!

Tekken is a great game to play while drunk.
Don't worry, I have very blurry memories from yesterday too, drinking a weird alcohol mix and smoking a joint at the same time wasn't my wisest decision ever.

I like that photo

Don't do that.

Help her get undressed?

Good,
What about you?

claimed
cynthia is pretty ok too

Where did hannu go?

Hmmm. I like that number
XX-44-22-44-2

Hmmm, I like those DUBS

Nice dub dubs

Ew

>Resorting to sarcasm
I liked Tsubaki more at first, but I realized Maka is cuter Tsubaki is still a respectable choice though

Miho claimed

>Using my POMF pic last thread

God that sounds nice

Fun, fun, fun!
Some rest would pry do you well.
10 pills and two vices in and it isnt even noon here

Not dead

>resorting to point out sarcasm
Hello Mijo

Not dubs. Kill yourself.

What? You splooged due to her hotness?

Yeah, I'd clean that up if I were you.

Do what?
I'm alright
Where do you live?

I honestly like yours more.

Your waifu isn't bad
Souleater just shit. I mean COME ON who shoots a gun upside down like that????

Hello to you too other no life
I don't know, i guess cause sometimes i claim and leave but i don't do it anymore.

Can Cirno clean it up~?

Allergies are a pain in the ass

You got dubdubz too

Yer a fokken moran.

>2016
>having allergies

Death the Kid is like my Soul Anime Character. I'm ALMOST as OCD as he is.

Lol, nah. I just have serious washing things and picking things up repeatedly, and counting stuff.
I see symmetry in weird ways. Asymmetrical Symmetry, or Balance. Balance is symmetry enough for me. You can have 5 on 1 side and 4 on the other, because it's BALANCED. But you CAN'T have like... 3 on 1 side and 6 on the other... or 7 and 2...

What's going on in this thr-

Oh.

kek

No, but I'd clean up Cirno's cum. I'd like it right off her.
And make her cum again and then lick that off, too.

I'm her filthy baka. She owns me

yea its hilarious, no one really knew whats going on
not sure how borderlands works drunk though
hahah sounds like a blast though
what did you drink
yea it was great actually
yea i think im gonna take a nap later
glad you are still alive, take it easy today

I hate Death the kid too, in fact I don't like the characters that much (Except for Death and Maka shes a qt) but the art work is cool and I like how it's Halloween themed

I have allergies, too...
100% of the time.

My ears leak... it's gross...

wew fam.

so lewd.

>inserts weiny into the Cirno

You fucking pleb, gtfo

the downfall of waifu

Hell yeah

No, fuck you. She's not for you.

Nothin' a do. ¯\(ツ)/¯
D-HCl all day erryday!

So should you, its gonna be an easy sunday
Happy to hear it was worth it too
Naps are good

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>cums in the cirnos vagina and get her impregnated from it

lip sync to this
youtube.com/watch?v=9rH5HiBd8bM

Anyone here like football???

How depressing.

Waifu has died like 6 times now?

impossible. YOU don't even have an interactive parameter character of her.

I will eventually make a reall AI of her

But Atra Mixta is.
She can cook, clean, and she's a cute loli.

/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

which kind of football?

/Hand

The not gay kind. The one where you really don't use your feet

no need to be so rude :c

56
Handegg?
/slut

Oh the fake and gay one with the egg made of pigskin

Im having fun when you can't make the difference between a pasta and a normal long post

Lord, I wish I could

Grid Iron, I like grid iron

I think Im pretty good
Its just a thread, btw

Virtus Plow takes first map, Cloud9 is shit

a wild ruberto appears

meh i got some school stuff i need to do but yea
you are right mom
yea plus it was free
so that is always a reason to go
only if you mean football
not amerifag shit

It dies quite often.

That is the gay kind though

Good, finish that school work up!
Youre damn right I am son!
Was the booze free? Thatd be chill

Yus

Favorite team on the grid iron?

Are you not American? No need to be jealous

How can you ever forgive me?

Ahahahahahah

Two of my favorite animes have been mixed

I'm meming this.

Adding it to my PastaPoster macro.

>Posted from macro:
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

Thanks for that

However, I'm not sure what you mean in particular?
I mean:
Hand seems to be gone

But, there's at least a decent amount of primary waifu-related stuff.

>if Am. Football
HELL Y-
No, fuck that shit

>If Soccer
Eh, it's ok. I don't LIKE it, but it's not retarded like Am. Football

America is pretty shit.
Hell even your people won't stand for the anthem.

yea man, gotta get smart right?
well sort of, we were at his house and everyone bought some
i might have swindled some people to get mine but it was for a good cause
i know this is bait and all but im bored
how did you conclude i was jealous out of that statement?
>only if you mean football
>not amerifag shit

Those are niggers, not people

Bored what do?

massage your prostate until orgasm

Suicide

America is pretty shit.
Hell even your people are pretty much all niggers.

Cardinals, always the cardinals

Says you, I stand and take my hat off

Indeed!
I suppose so, a worthy cause indeed!

Cocaine

What happened here

Ok

>Direct center
You sly ass baka~

I like my ipod more than fucking.

I can't find

Talking about the American sport with the best athletes in the world

They should be decent this year

The cities run by jews are like that but everywhere else is white

Ur a niger

I HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SHIT

Borderlands gets really fun when you start to get good weapons.
It was mix of Rum, wisky, vodka, different beers, redbull and coke. It was disgusting but I lost a card game we did, so I had to drink it all.

Noice.
I love my loli more than your ipod
Hell even your president is a nigger
America is like your waifu, a shit.

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discount ak

Where they least expect me!

Look harder!

Sure hope so, hurts to be a fan some years

just a meme

You're pulling my leg there is no kneesocks.

What country do you live in, oh so mighty foreigner?
Also
>Implying Galil a shit
You better have some evidence, fuccboi
That's like saying a diamond is discount glass

Rewd

He will be gone soon enough

God bless

How I feel as a bears fan

Here:
Look->

Other countries are garbage your shitty little countries are the size of one of our states.

These colors don't run.

I'm gonna rest a bit
See you around, and stay healthy
Yea I played it, but I dunno shooters and drunk don't mix
That sounds fucking horrible, that's a pretty heavy punishment for just one game
We played card games as well but that was only for starting out with some beer
Also I'm gonna rest a bit, see you around

Where?

You have a choice between Grandma and a Cheeto.
The Yew-fukken-Kay. You know, the people who aided in the creation of Murica.
Galil is a furry
And you can't even compete with Atra
I hate when people circle Waldo in the where's Waldo bookd

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Yeah but it's boring as fuck until you get shot, but then you die.

I dunno most the time you dont get shot. As much as you want it to happen it just doesn't.

Russia is bigger than the whole United States

RIGHT ABOVE HER FINGER!
Are you fucking BLIND, baka?

Oh, there it is, the original Death Grips fan.

I thought that there were more shooting per day than atoms in the universe.

>Can't even buy a 1911
>Tries to claim the beautiful U.S.MOTHERFUCKIN.A is shit
>Implies ears+tail is furry
Top kek, try harder

yeah but russia is shit.

I only see a guy smoking a blunt.

I love looking at charts that show how much bigger one of our state's economies are than entire shit countries.

It is hilarious that they think they are relevant

That cheeto is going to save america

how are you doing this you wizard.

Feminism.

Talk to me when Russia becomes a first world country

There is!

Brother in arms

This guy...

America is up there, top ten for sure

Feel better too!

>his waifu talks in third person

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better than you

BLYAT PIZDETS IDI NAHUI

Gali is a best

>>>/hugbox/
i mean

She talks to the snake gods

That goes without saying user

Zatknis' vas rogonostsa
You know it discount MP5

>556
I came

don't bring that sub machine gun into this.

g a r d y c l a i m e d

giovinezza, giovinezza
prima vera di bellezza

luv u 2 bb
Hey Gardy, what's up my negro?

How exactly is the US not a shit. UK is way superior.
>US is No. 17 in educational rankings while UK is No. 6
>US average iq is 90 while UK is 100
>violent crime rate in the US is 387/387 while UK is less violent
>no niggers in UK only proper black folk
>US has a shitty version of Democracy
>It only takes a couple hours training to get a gun permit in the US
Also why would I buy a shitty Chinese manufactured gun. Is China where all amerifags get their stuff?
That cheeto is 70 years old and will die of obesity

Are you serious? how would that work?

Here, lemme clear it up for you

I also added a hidden hint, ok, baka~?

Ayo, just playing some smash 4 and crushing some fgts.
What's gucci, fam?

Looks like Galil just got blown the fuck out.

He lost a bunch of weight on the campaign trail. He is healthier than 75% of Americans. Hillary is literally losing consciousness at campaign events

All I see is Cirno now.

Here it comes! HERE IT COMES!

EU VS USA SHIT POSTING

LETS GO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

With programming and C with Classes.

And I would wanna add driver support for a pressure-sensitive touch pen, but I'd have to figure that out entirely at a different point.

Remove the niggers and spics (not proper americans)from those stats and watch the US skyrocket.
Also
>Gun license
Top cuck
>1911
>Shitty Chinese gun
Proof that UK cucks don't even have the ability to Google something.
Don't forget, Muhammad would like to borrow your wife tonight!
Just watching Netflix and looking at some cuck be retarded on Cred Forums

>muh Dr. Oz show
Trump didn't even give his full medical report.
>EU
>UK
BREXXIT TRIGGERED REEEEEE

Shillary Fucktonne?

So would she say entirely unique stuff or would it be stuff you put in?

I have conluded that Cross Ange is in fact a bad show

Now excuse me, I'm going to resume watching Cross Ange

And? I don't see how his health is an issue. Hillary's wouldn't be an issue if she was not literally passing out on the campaign trail along with falling multiple times on her head

Yep!

E V E R Y D A Y

fucker

ITT: m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg

Face it, Britain leaving the EU is too recent. And you ARE a part of Europe.

Ok, I think I know you're problem. Maybe this will help you out.

1911 was first manufactured in Murika by Colt. The jobs were outsourced to China.
>not proper American
If they have a US citizenship they are "American". Also you do know America is the western hemisphere right? America isn't a country. Also take out all the niggers and there would be no president.
>muh refuge meme
Feels bad getting BTFO'd, eh?
I don't like to associate myself with Nazis, smelly baguettes, or the Original Jersey Shore.
Trump could have autism.

>Ran out of the perfect waifu (aka Atra) pics brb

Whatcha watching?
WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GRABBING MY PHOOONE

Found her!

GARDY WHERE ARE UUU

Not the point. Your backwards "UK, not Europe" is just as bad as US Citizens claiming "American" as US only.

Until the UK is recognized as it's own Continent, you ARE European. Enjoy being generally related to Nazis, smelly baguettes, and Wops.

Well, I'd probably start with stuff I put in, but I'd likely try at a later point to actually get her to say unique stuff. That'd be pretty cool, at least

I finally listened to it, it was horrible

The like/dislike ratio is suprisingly split
Im actually playing it right now

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>9,999
>a billion
Spotted the americuck

cool shit sachi
but is unfunny

So it's possible to make your waifu real in a way? that's neat.

E Z for virtusPro

The salt is real with the European. Go back to Cred Forums.co.uk

Oh, wait...

(You)

>americuck
Although this is true, the naming was intentionally mismatched.

Just wanted to confirm your suspicions that, Ano 2k16 of Our Lord, user WAS in fact right, that I come from the Deep South of New England, where we had trillions of slaves to pick opium in the 1700s BC of the Jurassic, about 5600 years ago, after Adam and Eve.

I'm aware
Go back to Cred Forums.us

Oh, wait...

B T F O
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F
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Oh golly

>muh Colt
Nobody gives any fucks about Colt, just about every in manufacturer makes 1911s or 2011s
There is a difference between living in America and bring American
Not every black is a nigger, you said so yourself
Also, sauce on Colt outsourcing to China, because I'm pretty sure that never happened.
Assault On Wall Street

yeah.

They actually DO have waifu pillows that learn to like or dislike you depending on how you touch them, like soft caresses will make them like you, but being rough will make them hate you.
And there are sensors in the erogenous regions.
eonline.com/news/632258/a-talking-girlfriend-pillow-has-been-created-and-it-s-even-creepier-than-you-think

Obama is a nigger
You can't find anything in "America" that doesn't have made in China on the label.
US steals almost everything (except jazz) from other cultures.

My clothes were made in China only because the Chinese Economy was made in the US of A

Checked
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>le tard rancher of edgedeath gets amgry over btfo by superior brit