User

user,
what is your biggest life regret ?

being a faggot

your mom.

dumping her, user. dumping her.
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not killing myself a year ago

she's fucking someone else now

Waiting for a girl in a relationship when everyone else was telling me she was playing me for a fool. and they were right.

becoming a dogfucker

on the one hand the sex is really nice, but on the other hand I've pretty much isolated myself from human contact to avoid being found out, and living as a hermit kinda sucks.

becoming obese.
I have dropped the weight,
but what good did it do?
>lose skin
>ton of scars
>can't fix unless I'm a millionaire
SUCKS

your mom

Got a DUI when I was in the police academy for LAPD back in 2001. Damn near ruined my life.

Anything I did in middle school

Replying to this thread because if I didn't my mom would die

Let it go man, unless you're still there kek

Not treating women like the sluts they really are.

This is why you're alone you bitter weirdo

How fucking old are you now, Jesus grandpas on 4chinz

not recognizing that I was polyamorous until I was into my 40s

cuck

I should have fucked a lot more dumb hotties in high school and college instead of settling with one and pretending we were going to be a couple for life.
Bitch was good but not Worth it.

Not having sex with her and taking the money when I had s chance

Taking a law degree instead of pursuing a career as a pilot

xD lol everyone else was totally having lots of sex !1!!1!1!1!!!!! It's such a shame to have a stable relationship xD :P lol sex xD

Taking antidepressants and other meds

Staying with my high school gf into college. She cheated on me with my best friend three years later and i wasted five years of my life. Could have gotten so much more pussy in college.

stfu Muhammad

Not telling enough people that the US and ISIS are working together right now to take down the Syrian government, and Russia is trying to prevent it, but the UN knows and doesn't care.

what were your before/after weight?

I'm like 210lbs and trying to fix my shit before I become morbidly obese

Cheating on her

We been here a lot longer than you kid. We invented memes, the 4chin, and the Internet your welcome. Now have ur Nana change your nappy.

stories, pics?

Not cutting ties with my parents sooner, growing up fat as fuck (285 lbs by age 19) having shitty form at the gym that fucked up my back for a while, not getting into Brazilian jiu-jitsu and kickboxing sooner.

Not that bad compared to most people's circumstances.

Not paying enough attention to her. That's all she wanted.
Also, not requesting sex in pile-driver position. I've been too shy to ask that of any other girl I've been with and that shit looks hot.

xD

I fuck escorts way too often...almost to the point where thats the only way i get pussy

Not taking it in the ass sooner. So much time wasted.

This. Set myself up for a lot of disappointment because I didn't let go of the idyllic "women are inherently kind and loving and like you for your soul" bullshit that most of us are taught growing up.

Faggot

I'm 41. I've been coming to 4 Chan since you were in diapers, lol

This. We all did stupid shit when we were 12...

Why are you proud of this

Not shooting more niggers who dindu nuffin when I had the chance

Falling into gorilla enclosure

I have no regrets, only lessons.

Letting her walk away

when I was 14 my neighbor(Kara was her name) and my exgf(just met her at the time, later dated/fucked/fell in love/got heart broken by this friend of Kara's) wanted to suck my cock. It's rather large and Kara used to play with it for fun when I was a teen.

I miss those days of her coming over and just sucking my big cock for fun..

Missed out on them both sucking my cock though. I was super shy and it was in front of Kara's house essentially in the open.

Probably wouldn't have lasted long w/ those 2 redhead beauties. fkkkk

That really is the general attitude right now though.

It's not cool to have a steady girlfriend, you're supposed to be popping your collar and doing the Jersey Shore bullshit song and dance at the club to GET MADD PUSSY BRAH

The female equivalent is that you're supposed to "have fun finding yourself" i.e being a cumdumpster during your best years, then settling down with an accountant who's happy to marry sloppy 39ths, or just being a spinster.

This
Should've body checked her into an incoming train

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nothing, cus regret is for fags you stupid nigger

It's a good thing my friends are Muslims and I don't party and have a loving gf who's never been with anyone else :) were getting married soon :)

xD

Contracting HIV at an orgy

I came three times that night tho

Coming to Cred Forums

not running over them when I had the opportunity

Probably my first bad grade in middle school. 6th grade was my first D on a project, and I did extremely poorly in school from then on and I have no idea why. I think I got bored, but the lack of motivation costed me quite a few summers of tutoring, ineligibility to do sports and extracurricular activities, embarrassment, nothing to show for when I applied to colleges, and now I'm essentially a community college drop-out watching most of my friends advance in life. I have a house and a good job, but I'm still not happy because I don't feel even close to successful.

Staying up past my bedtime so mummy took away some goodboy points and I had to wait longer for my tendies

I've sucked my cousin's cock and had my first sexual experience with a dog.

not telling enough people to fuck off

Smoking for 6 and a half years.

>job
GTFO normie REEEEEEE

what brand of dildos are those? im looking to get some new ones

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Not joining the USAF before I had medical problems. Also, I don't know why I changed my major from criminal justice to a fucking liberal arts degree. I wish I knew how much that'd fuck me in the ass.

transitioning

being a woman is hell

xD

You're a man still, faggot

I have a few regrets:
>Not working hard enough at school
Thank fully I've managed to pull myself round in College so am fairly OK
>Not going away from home to go to college
Would probably have enjoyed life a lot more if I had moved away, been more typical student life.
>Chasing one girl even when she had a bf
I know I missed chances, and made a fool of myself to this girl. I regret this one hugely
>Not submitting to a guy
I don't think I'm gay, but I wish I had, in my younger days, tried to see if I enjoyed it. I'm curious definitely.

Nigger

Nah man, just go ahead and accept the wizard powers, i gave my chance up for a fat slut that wasnt worth the three months we speng fucking. Theres still home for you

never too late to get fucked in the ass

I had a pretty good girl that was in love with me and I dumped her for a whore. I was so fucking stupid back then.

I could've fucked a lot of bitches in HS.. but I was awkward af, I actually refused a lot of girls advances..

Yeah, I know. and I am curious, but I think first I'll try with a dildo/buttplug first.

>being delusional

Taking college seriously instead of enjoying the party life.

Getting back with girlfriend after a 2 month break up now I got herpes and feel stuck with her.

Not making it up mate, I might as well be just ugly.

Do u know her name user?

Me too man.

Not going to prom with that 8/10 gril that asked me out
I've always been a beta faggot so I though she was just joking and trying to make fun of me so I said no and spendt prom night at home playing ps2
She went to prom alone, she wanted sad little me instead of all those chads

not fucking girls i could've fucked, pretty much

That i am yet to have consentual sex with my sister

college doesn't matter. how else would you explain my fuckwad boss who doesn't know shit about computers? all she does is go hurrr durrr user can do it in half the time, then she takes credit for my hard work