My little brother's birthday is today. Let's write him a birthday card. I will print out and deliver it to him

My little brother's birthday is today. Let's write him a birthday card. I will print out and deliver it to him.

Dear Sam,

Happy Birthday Faggot!

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Fuck Jehovah !

Suck a dick nigger

you make my dick hard

And i fuck our mum.

I love you like CP

Sam this is the day you should have been aborted no one loves you faggot

do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?

Door stopper kid dropper grocery shopper nigger nogger

I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin

I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear

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we secretly call you sam the third because i strangled the other 2

please Hitler

i want you to know that i pee in the shower

OP here, our parents are divorced and he's the youngest of the family. Figured you guys could work that in.

make this the day we gape arses together

Oh shit nigger

fell special sam it was on this very day mom and dads marriage started going downhill and well you know what you caused

Allahu akbar

Jesus, that's a weird thing to write in a card to your brother, you sick fuck

sam not to assume your gender but you're the brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for

we're all surprised you're not more retarded bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you

From. Smoothharambe

PS. That's for the bleach

Not that were saying much by that, as you are quite retarded.

PPS: The divorce is your fault.

PPPS. stop hogging so many chromosomes let some of the other kids have some

Shit tastes good

HEY MY NAME IS SAM

I'm sorry Yellow-Eyes killed your girlfriend.

Sauce

PPPPS: I fucked your girlfriend

SO FAR:

Dear Sam,

Happy Birthday Faggot! Fuck Jehovah! Suck a dick nigger, you make my dick hard and I fuck our mum. I love you like CP.

Sam, this is the day you should have been aborted; no one loves you faggot. Do you want hookers, quite possibly hooters?

Door stopped kid dropped grocery shopper nigger nigger.

I've always wanted to have incestuous sex with you while dad watches and jerks his gherkin. I'll pay you to let me fuck you while you wear mom's lingerie. It isn't gay, I swear.

We secretly call you Sam the Third because I strangled the other two... Heil Hitler. I want you to know that I pee in the shower; make this the day we gape arses together.

Oh shit nigger! Feel special Sam; it was on this very day mom and dad's marraige started going downhill... and well, you know what you caused. ALLAHU AKBAR!

Sam, not to assume your gender, but you're the best brother/sister/person a brother/sister/person could ask for.

We're all surprised you're not more retarded, bearing in mind how much mom drank and smoked while she was carrying you. Not that we;re saying much by that, as you are quite retarded. Shit tastes good.

With Love,
Ben, Smoothharambe, and 24 other anonymous users

PS. That's for the bleach.

PPS. The divorce is your fault.

PPPS. Stop hogging so many chromosomes. Let some of the other kids have some

Is it your birthday?

pls, op, deliver. This is way too good not to happen.

Anyone want to help me make the birthday card? I'm trying to make it look nice with some typography shit but I'm no artist.

Type it... Print it.

I need a cover image.

this one is going on the back.

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I have the most terrible hadwritting ever. However, there are some nive lloking fonts out there:

Mightype
Halo Handletter
Haiku's Script
Worstveld Sling Extra

i'm working on it

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OP hows this?

That looks good. I just printed one.

this aint great but what do expect for a quick 5 min job fuck you OP i don't owe you anything
filedropper
.com/
happybirthdaysam

inside of letter

take a pic and show us the finished product

anyone wanna screencap this shit

I'll take a pic of him with it too

nice OP is not a fag this time, that's always a pleasant surprise

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thanks user. Got a name?

jim but i don't see what that has to do with anything

Corraline, suicide girl model and webcam girl

Well, there is still time

true we better get pics of sam holding the card with a shoe on his head

Finished product

fucking kek, love me some light hearted meme banter on Cred Forums now and then, gj

Nice, don't forget to cum on it for good luck (at least that is what my uncle does)

Listen little bro. From this day on, i hope that you have two beautiful children and that they get cancer.

Dear faggot have a happy die day

results

shout out to the fuck nigga tried to rob me at the walmart
ran up on his car had him eating shells like mario go kart

shoe on head

holy fucking kek OP followed through, well done sir you hero

Holy Fuck. no matter who that is or who you are, you showed this to someone.
You are
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

Seems like an awesome guy.

Are you my lil' brother? This happened to him about 2 months ago. Knocked the fuck outta the dude who attacked him.

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op delivered like a righteous bastard.

good on you, op.

Your bro seems good looking. Post your face OP. Prove you aren't the ugly duckling of the family

wish I had a relationship like this with my bros, feelsbad

HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
feels bro feels

I'm touched by this thread.
fapping furiously.

I wish I had bros

We're all good looking motherfuckers. All I got was a pic from cosplay though.

posting in ebic bread

someone screencap for posterity

Not too bad. You do look like a middle aged german man, but a solid 8/10 middle aged german man, at that

Happy birthday Sam

TODAY, OP WAS NOT AN FAGIT

yeah it's all sticks and stones
if I punch man in the face I make his lip bleed to the left like Sylvester Stallone

include me in screencap :^)!

stop being an attention whore

Hope that made his day or something, happy birthday sam

Show butthole

how did you know I was a tripfag on the other boards :/

a mother knows these things

mum when did you learn how to use Cred Forums
also your english improved,

love you mum from the bottom of my heart, hope this is actually you looking down from heaven

it is, stop wanking so much or you'll go blind find a woman user christ sake

you've never said christ sake before, is this the heaven slang, you used to say init in your accent lol it sounded so stupid "ineh", I really miss you mum

also mum all the girls here are sluts, they come over to wank me off with their asses and go :/

What's cheese pizza got to do with this?

Rappers

man i wish i was as innocent as you

kek

Nice job OP. You're a bit less of a faggot than the others.

Thank you Randy. Something Positive, FTW.

Petitemarie, think she's on myfreecams

I'm glad she's hispanic and not white.

Rather have a sis

why

She won't crack at 30