We have two way radios at work... Looking for code words or funny things to say over them

We have two way radios at work... Looking for code words or funny things to say over them

There is a watermelon in the sky.
The pig has eaten the nest.
The citrus fruit has fallen off the tree.
The cookie has been baked.
Paris Hilton has been cutoff.
The money has been stolen.

The shit has entered the anus

One time me and a bro were high so we used the CB radio in his dad's truck. He asked for a radio check, a tucker told him all clear and he replied by saying "thanks fuckwit". Makes me chuckle to this day.

10 4

Ayyy dubs and a good story user

O as in Oscar P as in pterodactyl

10-99 is "i have to shit"

How the fuck does that work?

>take a shit on a plate
>freeze the shit
>put frozen shit back in anus

"Yeah that's a big 10-4 on the 5-O there rubber ducky, come back"

"Hi my name is OP"

"...and I'm a faggot"

Do the radios have a panic button?

The ones we use at my job have a button that if you hold it for 3 seconds it interrupts the rest of the radios with an alarm tone. Then keys your mic so everyone can hear what's going on.

420 ... 10:4

space docking?

Set the Chan to 4.

Prarie dogging?
Turtle necking?

Take your pick.

There is a bomb ALLAHU AKBAR

Where do you work?
What channel/frequency do you use?
What's the ctcss/dcs code?

I would bet that OP has no idea about tone squelch.

Probably not. I need to find Wal-Mart's so I can fuck with them.

niggerniggerniggerniggernigger

Wal-Mart... What band do you guys in the US use for cb?

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Used to key on my radio and hold my phone next to the mic while it played whatever funny song had popped into my head at the moment.

Songs that got the best reactions:

Rodeo Song - Cross Canadian Ragweed
Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
The Sopranos Theme Song
Stayin Alive - The Bee Gees

No one on the radionet knew it was me because I'd usually chime in with some shit like everyone else did afterwards.

Being in the military was a license to troll.

"ALLAHU AKBAR. BOOM. TEEHEE"

I do this all the time and also stupied army lingo as well

E-4 MAFIA

Real funny to hold up a channel like that

CB is 11meter 26/27mhz. Nobody uses that shit for business use. Business radios are usually up near the 70cm/440mhz region. Some down near 2meter/150mhz region.