Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtu.be/-3S3eK0B_LU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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How fast? Sanic fast.

Atra the best waifu ever

youtu.be/Lcch90-0dvs

Cirno claim

Pixiv ID: 4517295

Slutty maid.

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My cat is all over me.

Sad because you got btfo'd by a brit?
Fucking Edgedeath defense force.

Any /o/ fags on at this hour?

I need a little advice. My dash has this shitty sticky rubbery like stuff on it and I can't clean it. I've tried goo gone but it doesn't help too much, and google only gives that as a solution.

I've hit up some car forums and most of them say Goo Gone or some 60 dollar spray.

Anyone have a better, cheaper solution?

claiming myon

Cute! I'm dead x_x
RIP neck :(

o:

What a coincidence. I strolled into the pic of your dick not too long ago.

>cheaper
>better
Pick one.
Also Tomoko a shit

Nyet pedik, I just selected a random picture
Scrape it off

Loli Boat.
When did you die? ;-;

claim
sup doods

Meooooowww

Komine is KoMINE

Hey

I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this pancake mix
I was talking to my friends about foreskin and I guess if you're uncircumcised your skin can peel back but mine never has, I've never seen my dick tip :(

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11/10 waifu

when I saw how cute you are ;-;

There he is. The worst faggot.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg

7/3
I'm not the worst waifu, am I?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What's up, Sachi?

Hello messy hair

I didn't sign up for this

Tell me what did you like about Cross Ange gain so I can say that you're wrong

how you doin

You're a cute

Maybe the poster, not the waifu.

Too bad Akira is 12/10.

come va amico?

Hi.

Neither did I.
Hey there.

:3
memes

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n.f.

Gross. Guess i'll stop talking with you then.

sachi and konata the facebook Bois xD

The only Person I need in my life.

porca puttana, che fa paura
non capisco :c

still here

Is there a good, legal alternative to Adderall?

It can be an OTC drug OR something else.
Basically something that makes you a zombie as you study for hours?

No, u.

Almost forgot, good morning.

Good, you?

nice feet
its not like i like you or any thing anyway
haha xd

uwu
add me on Facebook if you'd like

I gotta go go go

trips checked

It's shit. But I personally loved it for the creative world building.

Hello.

no bullo per favore

good
had a rough night so im still tired

How are you doing?

It's called Don'tBeAFuckboy™.

How're you doing?

see you later cutie :3

che mami sei? Texano o spagnolo?

meth

Yeah, coolio, fagmosex-Cred Forumsro.

Now, legal, non-prescription chemical I can find and ingest for laser-sharp focus.

Kthxbaka.

Afternoon, everyone. Live from DC

C A F F E I N E

Good.

Hello, Master. How're you?
Fine. I see how it is.

huh
do i gotta waterboard you with chili son?
speak engrish plx

I mean the world building is decent enough, it's got that whole Double Earth thing going on and I actually liked that part a lot.

It was hard for me to care though when Ange's character motivation changes
at the drop of a hat

It's also stupid, very stupid

Sand
Koume!

meth

I am claiming lain please be nice.

ALL THIS PUSSY AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK

Get

That's very nice to hear.
A lovely lady.
Oh my.

Galilchan!
>hugs

The sun will be my demise.

scusa :c

fuk of idot

PUSSY, PUSSY, WHERE FORE ART THOU PUSSY

How are you?

Stop being retarded kneesock

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck. You.

Have you tried yeah?

what is your problem i'm just posting lain?
Also check-em?

I'm alright, just bored.
How did you sleep?
Sorry

I don't know.
I'm doing pretty good myself. Fighting off tiredness, finding some new images of Shiro.

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It's been a while man, how've you been?
No thanks

Glad you liked that part, I personally liked the whole normie thing more and how they were kept hidden from society.

>It was hard for me to care though when Ange's character motivation changes
Eh, the whole show feels like it has a lot of rushed, sequences, decisions, etc.
There's asspulls everywhere, the sing to win robot is ridiculous.
Some scenes are downright non-sense... I would be able to give you an example if it hadn't been so long since I watched it.

>It's also stupid, very stupid
I'm sorry that I got you into this.

I'm AFKing for a while now.

777

Stop jacking off in your fucking car.

>Jacking off where someone could possible see me

Fuck you. I don't even pick my nose in my car.

hello?

ciao mio duce!

2nd suggestion. STOP BEING A FAGGOT.

Hey Shiro, how's it going?
Not long enough. I'm tired.

How is that going to help clean this rubbery residue you stupid shitter?

Fucking hell. /waifu/ sure is shit today.

>I would be able to give you an example
I can.

Ange holding Salad princess hostage with a piece of broken porcelain, even though she is holding a damn sword.

And the show even shows her picking it up and Ange going along with it, like why would she let her pick that shit up, if she was her fucking hostage.

I could go on, but most of the stupidity stems from the fact that it's /m/, and /m/ sucks

salve, sei parte del nuovo impero romano?

STEP 1: STOP BEING A FAGGOT

FIXED.

Go to sleep.

Pretty good. Finding new images of Shiro. Being tired.

Second OP is skip-tier too

Then go back to sleep.
Did you have any plans for the day?

Hana Song

pls respond

These feet aren't all that great.

This duck happens to intrigue me.

OK IF YOU WANT A serious answer, baking soda.

gloria a roma :^)
gravemente, tu chi sei?

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Nah fuck you, you cunt. Go shove your baking soda up your ass nigger.

for (You)

Have you tried drain cleaner?

You get angry when people suggest you solutions, so why are you even asking?

Maybe later. It's going to be noisy around here for a while, so i don't really see it happening.
I did. I DON'T ANYMORE afjlkajsdfaowahcnzc
Fuck.

Did you even read the fucking thread? Fuck off.

>happy walk
>happy Alice

segreto

You took an insult way too personally tbh YOU FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL

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Yea. You said your dash was sticky and every time someone has suggested something you just refute their suggestion.
I'm glad I make you happy.

8520
ok i wont

the cycle continues

After 3 troll replies and baseless insults.

Go get banned again already.

Then listen to some music to calm you down or something.

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O NO I ASK FOR ADVICE ON B AND GET BASELSS INSULTS!!!1

child

'Scrape it off' wasn't a troll reply. That'd probably work.

Scraping it off is not a troll reply.

and here...we...go

Tewi a fucking boss

(You)

Fine. With what can I scrape off this rubbery cement like sticky goo? Pray. Fucking. Tell.

Fuck off heaven

Did you look at the suggestions?
It should explain itself.
we could always start playing something

I don't know, an ice scraper?

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A knife, sandpaper, a file, just about anything really.

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A piece of rusty metal.

Right after you go fuck yourself with it you dirty nigger.

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Where is tats when I want to insult someone

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Nuh uh.

>704438604 didn't get linked back to the original poster.
Spooked!

Oh my, another cute!

Fuck off heaven

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hello agian, geath thread.

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Just dead panning at how retarded you are.

I think I'll come back later when the children are tucked into bed for school tomorrow.

Feeling a lot better after a nap and some good dinner
QOTT what is everyone eating or going to eat soon?

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Yes

Yes

Why sould I fuck off? What has this off gguy ever done to me?

cynical brat
:)

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ples guys

youtube.com/watch?v=_AR-dok6KRk&feature=youtu.be

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Ramen noodles seems likely.

youtu.be/-3S3eK0B_LU

What kind of fucking insult is this?
Is okay to be cynical.

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Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable insights.

You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that Cred Forums is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isnt.

>Everyone says "Tomoko isn't rude!"
>Tomoko calls me retarded for absolutely no reason
You're an asshole
Stuffed burgers

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Not knowing the animu pasta

lol newfag

Eh... It's whatever.
I'm not really that upset, just feel a little rowdy.
I dunno. Friend cancelled my plans, but they still have the day off and might want to do something else.
Like a shitbag.
Did you have something in mind?
plsnoboats.

Nothing.
Everyone also said that there are 2 Tomoko's

>Checked
That's a good thing right?
Those are delicious
Stuffed with what?
Fries?
That's a different tomoko, this guy's an idiot yea

Different Tomoko.

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Best type moon claimed.

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>Still doesn't differentiate the 2 tomokos

>nice numbers
How about boats?

Yea, it's pretty good.

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Welcome back noose overlord

same reply every time newfag

Oh that's not good
Why?
How was the game yesterday?

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Hey Shiki. Bye Shiki
Good but I gotta go. See you in a little bit

at least youre reliable

frozen burrito

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Later Koume

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Texans are winning, yeh boi
C_Data is an asshole though, like I said.
Cheese onions and peppers
Bye Koume

>Galil

it's easy to tell the diffrence between tomokos.

C_users is the tomo who can't hold a job longer then two weeks and posts from cell phone.

You think anyone who isn't a hugboxing faggot is an asshole.