Waking up to this everyday

>waking up to this everyday
>getting to eat that ass for dinner everyday

Why would you not get a real waifu doll?

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Because its the saddest, loneliest thing a man can do.

What if I like being alone?
I never had friends or company in my life anyway

If you like being alone then why would you want some creepy doll with you at home?

for the sex, fag

Is it legal to rent sex dolls? Sort of like a prostitution loophole?

I don't like the taste of silicon

Wtf man.

why not buy a fleshlight

>prostitution loophole

Kek

I'm not sure why it would be illegal.
It's not illegal for chicks to swap dildoes or guys fleshlights so i'd imagine there's no legal roof for realistic fleshlights.

So how the fuck can you buy this without anyone ever knowing?

How would it be delivered?

Cause I have a real woman faggot

>getting to eat that ass for dinner everyday

I'm not entirely certain that you understand how nutrition works.

>for the sex

Not a real person bro

Why would it ever be illegal?

It would be a fucking stupid idea considering stds but what possible way could it be illegal? Even if you charged for people to use it it wouldn't be illegal.

Where would you acquire such a thing ?

>eat that ass for dinner
does it have like meatballs dispenser there?

motherfucking this

Is it like a giant human shaped box just shows up at your house?

because I'm not mentally ill

Pretty sure it would be a 3rd party owner though as i doubt the company would want them back.

I eat ass because for some reason I dig the fact that they shit from there but I'll only eat the ass once it's cleaned.
This sex doll doesn't poop, I can't for an attraction to its asshole.

if it makes you cum, who cares if it's a real person

Wowza they're pretty pricey

virgin detected

How is it riskier than fucking a real whore? At least the doll can be made clean again.

Plus it will taste like plastic. Where's the fun in that? If I want to taste plastic I can lick my keyboard.

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Already have one

>giant human shaped box
Pretty much this, its a big wooden box and it's suppose to be "discreet"
You can hide her in a closet or just use her as a fancy way to display your full steel plate knight armor

Silicon breaks down during use through microtears, it's entirely unavoidable due to the repetitive motion its made for and receiving. These microtears hold bacteria like a mother fuck and when not in use seal up so tight hot water and soap can't clean them out. Using the same toy as someone with AIDS for example means every thrust opens those bacteria laden tears to your dick.

So we just replace the fuck holes?

>I can lick my keyboard
probably dirtier than lovedoll asshole

>implying you aren't pretending its a real person while you fuck it.
If you didn't desire to fuck a girl then you would be content with your hand or a fleshlight.

I'm not going to buy a doll, but I'm hoping it is only a few more years before there are sex robots. My dream is that in 10 years or so I can get a realistic enough sex robot.

what do you want me to do, buy it dinner afterwards?

Well you'd replace everything silicon on the doll as silicon would be what transmits it. While sweat would usually have a low transmission rate the tears would lock that shit in on the exterior.

youtube.com/watch?v=khNJKhipsYI

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No, just stop telling lies and being in denial. There is nothing "wrong" with having a love doll. But stop kidding yourself into thinking that you don't want to fuck a woman.

A. Doubtful
B. Expensive
C. That shit will probably be outlawed thanks to the SJW's. They've already tried to preemptively have a law written against that shit even being developed as it degrades women and the worlds view of them.

>degrades women and the worlds view of them

oh shit, you can go lower than zero?

when did l say that, fag
how would fucking op's doll be different from renting a prostitute, it serves a purpose, you're not supposed to go on a date with it

I think we could capture a small amount of the prostitution demo + the entire autistic male population with this

But dildos are OK... Reducing sex down to just a penis is perfectly OK.

Gotta love SJW doublethink

Basically. They aren't banning fleshlights, just robots with fleshlights attached.
Which was their arguement. Still got thrown.

the day they learn to clean themselves I am buying one.

if they learn to clean, cook and do the laundry the human race will disappear stat

China's got fully automated self cleaning sperm donation receptacles. You just walk your ass up, unzip, it does the aiming for you, stick your shit in, and let it do the work. It's something like $2,500 a piece and the company will sell to individuals but you gotta pay for the shipping and install it yourself.

>if they learn to clean, cook and do the laundry the human race will disappear stat

I really hope I live long enough to buy a robot waifu
I wonder if she will work for me aswell so I don't have to. Imagine having your own robot who will do everything for you and never complain because she has nothing to complain about. She cleans she cooks she works, makes money and she fucks you
She won't cheat on you, she wont judge you for anything and she will always love you no matter who you are
Everything you have to do is charge her and maybe so some maintenance.
I can be a neet forever

The future is looking bright

It's always interesting to read the actual thoughts that are brewing under a fedora.

>love
illusion

HAHAHA

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/312904.php not really we can breed without them it appears!!!

how is it different from loving another person

Nice! it was actually quite a bit harder than I thought it would be to find info on this technological marvel.

I have to say that they are missing a bit of the aesthetics you can find in Ops opening picture, but it will probably do. Any ideas where I can buy pic related?

but no moaning, no moisture and no warmth, how could you fuck plastic?

yeah, you can rent dolls like this but only in Japan

Just google the machine then the company.

I've seen those things other places aswell, like many many years ago
Not that high tech tho

Because one day it wouldnt be where I left it and I'd get freaked that it was moving around when i wasnt watching.

Don't know about that just know that china just developed them and threw them in sperm bank lobbies.
It seems to do all the work for you right down to sanitizing and cleaning up afterwards.

>no moaning, no moisture and no warmth

different from real woman how?

but then again, that ass is basically made out of bubblegum, and i can get like 3 packs of bubblegum for like $2 or so, and she costs like 10 grand.

Because paying $3,000+ for a sex doll just doesn't seem like a good idea when I have $33,000 in student loan debt.

You could take a dump, stick your finger in it, then stick your shitty finger in the asshole. wah-la, tastes like the real thing.

No waifu's for americans then
also the one in the picture costs $1,700 and the shippnig is free

do like what an user suggested in the thread a little while ago:
1. buy a harem of sex dolls
2. teach 'em how to be high class escorts
3. get in good with the local authorities (give 'em sessions on the house to keep them off your case)
4. pay off student loan debts in a month

easy. all you have to do is apply yourself user.

Did this dumb cunt just say "wah-la"?

It's "voila" you fucking ignorant cock taco. Learn2English ffs.

>when did I say that, fag

>who cares if its a real person

Holy shit dude its like talking to a horny four year old with downs

theres a few people figuring this out in california right now, nothing concrete yet but the idea has passed into the realm of possibility.

There is not law against (or about sharing sex toys at all for that matter) renting sex toys anywhere i can think of in the US, not sure about europe of the uk though.

Voilà is french.

cant afford
>longest relationship has been four years
>number in twenties
>met disgusting filthy women
>rather fuck a doll than have another long term relationship

honestly i don't get why people have a problem with it besides the social norm. Woman have Dildos, men got plastic vagoos then clever men went one step further and invented real dolls.

surprisingly on point advice for Cred Forums.

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how many years until realistic human interaction with android versions of these?

define realistic.

I would say 10 years max for an affordable one with lots of realistic interaction aspects.

i am oh fay with the proper spelling, thank you.

>honestly i don't get why people have a problem with it besides the social norm

this
if you don't want people to find out jsut hide it in your closet

> preemptively have a law written against that shit even being developed as it degrades women and the worlds view of them.

any sources to this? Hopefully from a level headed source that is not vox.com/salon/hello giggles/tumblr/etc

oh, that seems pretty quick for an affordable one, i was talking about until the 'first' one that would cost a gazillion dollars and could only do like 3 preloaded fantasies or be otherwise pretty limited but with realistic interactions with the customer

>wah-la

Moores law motherfucker

i remember how shitty everything was ten years ago and ten years before that.

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I'm heading to bed but it was in california(shocker) and they even had s go fund me and were getting names for a petition in tne hopes it would actually make it to supreme court and they wouldn't have to try making it illegal across each state individually.
Like i said though, it crashed and burned.

You don't authentically like being along. Because you have been a pathetic excuse for a human being you never had anyone close to you ever so you conditioned yourself to "like" being alone as a self defense, self preservation mechanism.

>what are hermits
>why does a word exist for them

different user here. I've had plenty of people and friends over the years and I legitimately like being alone.
People annoy and tire me beyond belief, especially those in my age group as they seem to have lost the simple fucking art of conversation, and it's like i have this mental fuel tank that runs empty after an hour around them then i gotta go do shit like hike or read or drive or anything alone for a few days to feel normal again.
It's just plain not worth the effort required.
Then again i'm an introvert with possible social anxiety.

better question is: why would you want to?

but then again, there are actual human prostitutes as well. also a lot of just horny girls.

but dolls are pretty slow learners though. also you got to clean out all the spooge.

>reverse image search says it's a sperm collector.
youtube.com/watch?v=pHi8hTvT3II

good man! I was hoping to find a video.

now I just need a price and a US based seller, can only find it in alibaba

>not watching the whole video
>not hearing when they said it was being sold to hospitals in the US
Just go steal one

>steal one
dafuq? I want to have sex with a bit of plastic and metal, not with bubba down at the big house.

>I want to have sex with a bit of plastic and metal, not with bubba down at the big house.
Don't get caught then