I fucking hate people who greentexts outside of chan boards

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

inb4 OP

i fucking hate people who greentexts outside of chan boards
i hope they get anus canser

All urls found in this thread:

news-gazette.com/news/local/2016-09-08/man-would-rather-get-fired-watch-diversity-video.html
youtu.be/RqN-9ukbT1o
youtube.com/watch?v=HlOJM4yUkkA
credforums.com/thread/704441579/miscellaneous

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

OP

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

OP

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

humans

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

MRAs
gamers
neckbeards
weeaboos

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

Fags, so OP by proxy

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

The wilfully ignorant

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

why gamers?
You hate people who find entertainment out of video games?

Why not hate people who watch sports and esports?

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

nobody, anyone can be a good person it's bad to stereotype.
but you made me hate you op

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

people from El Salvador

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

I hate them too.

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

My roommate.

My co-workers.

A woman at my local grocery store.

Life.

This existence.

Fuck not winning the genetic lottery.

Fuck living in a world filled with psycho/sociopaths.

Everyone!

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

why do you hate mens rights advocates?

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

1. Anyone showing off. Unless it's not intentional.
Basicaly anyone craving attention.

You know that faggot in every social group that needs to talk louder than anyone, laugh louder than anyone, say edgy comments and comment everything and always add his grain of salt in every fucking discussion, like if he is some kind of special shit.

Anyone that act like they are the shit, that they are hot stuff, that they are important, that they are above other.

2. People who support them by being in constant gaze. Basicaly any overacting, gigly fan person alive I fucking hate you.

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

Edge

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

people who love Beyonce

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

Well OK thfn carry on

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Did you know that by saying literally anything to anyone is craving attention

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

I hate when people who are winning act like they're the persecuted victim. Christians and meat-eaters are like this too.

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Stephen. He can go fuck himself.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

people that don't get ironic memes but share them anyway

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

I hate niggers, kikes, spics, sandniggers, and all other assorted subhumans. also you OP.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

you know that those people only exsist because men are not winning? men get higher prison sentences than women and those MRAs are there to bring equality, don't you want that?

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

good boy

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

yeah I've been on Cred Forums
what board were you on?
the random thread
sooo..... just Cred Forums
what's Cred Forums

basically people who don't know about /aco/

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

NEET
fat people
women who wear big earrings

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

People like "Red" and "Green"

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Men are winning overall. You can cherry pick a few examples where women have an advantage over men but that doesn't indicate a system-wide oppression. It's way better to be a man than a woman in society.

I used to be an MRA btw. I know what it's really about.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Kill yourself white knight. The world needs less of your cuck kind.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

People who suck at something and are completely oblivious and have their head up their own ass on an insane ego trip. Basically 99% of "guitarists" and "vocalists".

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

lol I will never get tired of 13 year old virgins calling everyone cuck here

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

this is a mature site only 18+ year olds can get on retard

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

Butt hurt bassist detected

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

Edgy
Kill yourself

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

People that do anything stronger than marijuana

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

but if the system gives men higher sentences in prison for the same crime and the system makes men more accountable than women and if the system expects men to go to war and to possibly die, how isn't that system-wide oppression? I don't understand your logic.

Can I ask you something? Where you single when you where a MRA and are you now in a relationship with a woman?

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

news-gazette.com/news/local/2016-09-08/man-would-rather-get-fired-watch-diversity-video.html

You'll like this story

Evan James
Evan James

People that aren't sucking my dick right now.

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Myself

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

Nope, I'm a guitarist. And even I'm self aware that I'm mediocre af. I'll even post vids of my mediocrity idgaf. At least I know what I am. I see so many people that are sub par who think they're the shit and have no idea. It's insane. People are fucking stupid.

youtu.be/RqN-9ukbT1o

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

You came to a hate thread. What did you expect?

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

canser
?
OP

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

Millennials

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

You hate people because they are either fighting for equal rights for men and women believe in the wrong god (you didn't write it but I would guess that you don't have jews or muslims) or because they are eating different food than you.

Those people aren't winning retard, but you are the one who is losing because you are a loser by default.

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

niggers
People who think knowledge and learning isn't important

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

Ok, but now you have to prove that this is you. Face and time stamp.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

so everyone but your uncle

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

I bet you are one

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

YES!! I AM FROM 1999 :P

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

You're right. Technically that is system-wide oppression. But you know what I meant.

I'm single now and when I was an MRA I was dating and single. I subscribed to that philosophy for years.

Now let me ask you a question: Did you have an abusive mother?

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

I cut my hair and I'm growing out facial hair but that's me.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

Holy shit you look like a faggot cuck

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

Freudian slip and slide.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

Well if that is indeed you, there's nothing mediocre there. It's pretty good. I stopped playing metal around age 25 or so. Just not angry enough for it anymore. Who called that mediocre? Btw, shit slinging is standard in metal because metal is filled with elitist douchebags. I covered a Vai song once and some jack off told me to learn some "real guitar, like dimebag darrell." No winning with metal fags

James Myers
James Myers

Ok

James Fisher
James Fisher

Muslims aren't winning. It sucks to be muslim in the U.S.

I said I hate christians because they act like they're oppressed when it's the number one religion here and they really don't suffer any oppression at all.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

wtf is this board now
sjws
feminists
gays
niggers
traps
sandniggers

Angel White
Angel White

Hate the fact that, although owed over 50k in child support, my ex girl got off on not paying a cent instead of jail, because she's a female.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

no I don't understand, if the oppresion of men is system-wide why are you hating the people who are fighting to make it fair and to make it apl for all tax-payers, regardless gender? Becuase you where like that? I really don't know what you mean.

And no, my mother never abused me, how about yours?

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

It's me, I have the same tattoo I can times tamp with that if you need more proof. It's mediocre dude. I'm comparing to guys like vai and petrucci and Abasi. Those guys are GODS. I am about half as good as any of those guys which is mediocre. Anything below me Is less than mediocre. I stopped playing guitar altogether about 7 months ago when I became a single parent fag and don't have time anymore since I'm raising a 3 y/o by myself. I'll get back into it though when I can afford it and have time, maybe when I'm around 28 or so.

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

you poor soul, egdy emo teen in his 30s

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

I'm 24 but ok.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Ouch man. What did I ever do to you?

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

thats what the worlds turning into Cred Forumsrother...

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

Meant to quote

John Rogers
John Rogers

try to cut back on the meth and bleach cocktails every once in a while.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

MRAs aren't fighting to make it fair for prison sentences. They're complaining on the internet about getting friendzoned and cuddling with home made pony sex dolls.

And yes my mother was abusive. Yours probably was too. You'll find that's the case with most MRAs

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Nah.

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

niggers and racists

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

How do you know that is sucks for all of muslims? Because you've read some articles of personal storys some muslims had to share or heard your beerdrinking muslim friends complain about their day-to-day first world problems? The only places where is sucks to be a muslim is a muslim country and to be a muslim sucks anyways (ever read their holy scripts and rules, it's torture)

So because christians are the majority in the US individual cristians can't have anything bad happen to them and you wouldn't feel any sympathy for individual christians if something bad happened to them? This is just you trying to justify hatred of individuals, nothing more champ.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

Why the fuck are you even here then?

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

You shouldn't stop playing. And never compare yourself to the gods, it's not a worthwhile pursuit. Just play and write what you like. I got lambasted by my metal fag friends for playing classical and jazz. Don't let metal fags impede your growth as a musician. They're gonna look silly at 40, nearly bald, trying to make it big with their metal band. Trust me, I have friends doing this very thing, it's sad as fuck to watch. Just do what you like to do. And you're not mediocre, I love close to a "music hub" and there's a lot of locally respected guitarists who couldn't play that run that you just did.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

i h8 yotube youtube.com/watch?v=HlOJM4yUkkA

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Well the only way to settle this is to pretend to be muslim for a week and see what happens.

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

ok, maybe that's what you did then you where and MRA and I know that there are men who just need a place to went and complain and I love that MRAs are giving them such places but I'm talking about all of them, not just the little worms on the bottom that are anons on the internet but also the lawyers, journalists, MPs etc. who are fighting for laws to aply equaly to everyone.

Nope, she was well balanced and never did anything to hurt me, what did your mother do?

Austin White
Austin White

I started coming here years ago for the cp and now I guess I'm just here out of habit at this point.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

Imagine if Rosa Parks was a man, that nigger would get his ass kicked

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

I hate blacks and all manner of retarded

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

people who like to talk over others
people who like to interrupt others
black women in general
gay black men
lesbians who have kids and/or hate men
people who spit indoors
people who touch me or my things
cashiers who try to make small-talk
This is why self-checkout lanes exist
habitual liars
people who say they're going to be somewhere at a specific time, but don't show up or show up late and don't explain why
2:00 means 2:00. It does not mean 3:15.
people who don't use their turn-signals
people who litter
hard-right conservatives
hard-left liberals
SJWs
feminists
fake-ass 'gamer/nerd girls'
fake-ass egalitarians
people who can't have a debate without shouting or name-calling
single mothers who want a medal for BEING single mothers
men/women who don't take care of their responsibilities
English, Linguistics, and Sociology majors who have an inflated sense of self-worth and accomplishment
small children
couples, especially those who engage in PDA
students who are habitually late
people who can't decide which direction they're walking in
people who take up the whole sidewalk by themselves with their erratic walking patterns
cashiers with bad attitudes
ANYONE who calls themselves a "foodie"
black women who act like they're 'cultured' or 'educated' despite having bullshit degrees, knowing only 3 words in a foreign language, and doing shit at their jobs
potheads who want everyone to know they smoke pot
vaping fedora-wearing neckbeards
Asian-Americans who give me shit for studying Asian cultures and languages
yuppies
religious zealots and hypocrites
anti-religious zealots and hypocrites
uncultured morons who laugh/make fun of anyone for knowing another language or caring about other cultures
people who refer to Trump or Hillary as 'hitler'
women who swear excessively

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

If I didn't compare myself to the worlds greatest musicians, then where is the bar? If I wasn't so hard on myself by comparing myself to those guys since I was 11, I probably wouldn't have gotten where I am and would have peaked at a much lower level. Metal musicians don't ever trash me in my area. When I was playing in bands and shit I was actually really well respected by everyone except a select few people that really didn't like me because I would tell them what they didn't want to hear about their skill level. I had to stop playing because I had to sell my rig to get a place for myself and my daughter. I still have all my guitars, but I don't have anything to play through. I'm super poorfag nowadays.

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

I feel the same way but i've done acid before and liked it.

So...

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

satatn loves acid, confirmed

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

She was generally abusive - verbal emotional and physical. I didnt realize that it was the origin of my hatred of women.

Also I was arguably on the spectrum and took everything literally ("why do they call it feminism when it's about equality? it should be called humanism!")

Literal thinking doesn't work well with social issues and I get the feeling you're prone to that too.

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

people who cough and sneeze in their hands

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

Trump supporters.

John Moore
John Moore

dying candidates

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

It's also possible to talk to:

get your point across
tell an entertaining story
learn something new

And many other reasons besides attention

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

No, but you are

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

They're both old as fuck (+ fat, in Trump's case) and shouldn't even be allowed to run for Office. Honestly, two old farts calling each other names over Twitter and flipping out over petty shit.
Election 2016

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

maybe were similar but I don't hate women and I never complained about the name of feminism, there are feminists that are just vindictive and misandric and there are ones that have good points and I like listening to them. Maybe when you forgive yourself about the stupid shit that happened to you and made you do things later you will be able to not care about other people that much, no matter what they fight for, believe in or eat.

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

Sounds like this hits real close to home huh

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

women

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

you sound like my wife

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

i'm sure he's lovely

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

:^/

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

fuck niggers

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

boi i need me some dik pics nao

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Just because there are a lot of MRAs that really are just misogynistic doesn't mean they all are. The exact same could be said for feminists, there are a lot of radical man-haters making up a very vocal minority and causing the whole group to be stereotyped as such, but they're not all like that, are they?

A lot of MRAs are just like the more rational feminists- they see inequality in some areas and want it changed, while also trying to fight off the radical feminists, and that's that. You can't just over-simplify everything by saying "all MRAs are just whiny neckbeards/sexists." That is the definition of simple-mindedness, and if you're the type that gets upset at people for assuming all feminists are man-hating dykes, then it's also hypocritcal as fuck.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

credforums.com/thread/704441579/miscellaneous

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

Not gay, not sending Cred Forumsros dick pics.

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

huh? many asumptions you got there

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

my brutha from another mutha

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Alt Rightist
Fascists
Conservatives
Pacifist Liberals
Tankies

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

As soon as I see a pointy headstock, I know I'm going to hate the music and the person playing it

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Two different people. I'm not making assumptions, I'm saying *if* you're feminist and don't like being grouped with radicals, then it's hypocritical to do the same to MRAs. I'm not implying you are. Everything else I said has nothing to do with assumptions, it's pointing out your overgeneralized perceptions, which seem to be based on projections of your past ideals onto a whole group of people.

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

I think we are similar and you seem to be much more level headed than most MRAs. We might not agree but you've gotten me to respect you with the way you've conducted yourself.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

I HATE PEOPLE THAT PUT AESTHETICS OVER FUNCTION

I FUCKING HATE MALES THAT WEAR THINGS FOR STYLE SUCH AS FLAT BILLED HATS, NECKLACES, WATCHES (WE HAVE CELL PHONES NIGGER), AND ANYTHING ELSE NON FUNCTIONAL AND ARE NOT INTUITIVELY NEAT AND FITTING WHILE PROVIDING THE COMFORT AND AGILITY ONE WOULD NEED FOR THE ACTIVITIES THEY ARE LIKELY TO PARTAKE IN WHILE WEARING SUCH CLOTHING ITEMS. FUCK YOU.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

Fucking idiot detected

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

strongly religious people.

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

YEAH BRUH

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Srs someone who is genuinely retarded. Pointy headstock isn't a genre faggot.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

nope, it's all me, read it again if you are confused, or leave the topic alone, we are done with it

Adam Long
Adam Long

faggots who say sauce

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

you have issues.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

She had people with her. Not a random event. It was a set up protest.

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

SUCK A DICK

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

i wish...

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

Oh, my bad, I was trying to back up your side of the debate. I meant to quote

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

it's called autism

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

wearing watches? i wear one because i don't want to take my phone out every time i need to know what time it is.

also that screen glare when outside on a sunny day.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

EAT SHIT. ALSO YOU QUOTED THE WRONG PERSON.

ALSO FUCK YOU

HOW FUCKING OFTEN DO YOU CHECK THE TIME

YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT YOU JUST LIKE THEM BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY ARE COOL AND YOU ARE A GIRL INSIDE

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

Hates MRA, vidya, nerds, and anime geeks
goes on Cred Forums

OH I get it you hate yourself
Might wanna an hero then

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

meat-eaters
You mean normal people?

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

what about perpetual watches? cell phones can't tell time once the battery dies.

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

Fuck dude, who don't you hate?

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

NO SENSE IN LUGGING THAT SHIT AROUND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU'RE STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO KEEP A PHONE CHARGE BECAUSE THERE IS UNDOUBTEDLY A CLOCK SOMEWHERE AROUND IF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON KNOWING THE TIME BEFORE CHARGING YOUR PHONE

HOW DO YOU LIVE LIFE LIKE THAT

IF YOU ARE IN THAT POSITION YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP FIVE TIMES

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

A select few.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

it's really not that difficult to 'lug" around something that is strapped on your wrist and hardly weighs anything. Plus, I have a job that requires that I don't have my phone on me and I like to be able to know what time it is at any given moment. calm down bro.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

i live off grid and use a sundial

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Hard core far right wingers. The people who shout the loudest about Target's bathrooms, gay marriage, abortion. They wear shirts that say "Legalize Prayer" as if you aren't a Christian in Texas, and advocate for prayer in public school. They shout "Christian persecution" when The Ten Commandments statue is removed from her in front of the courthouse. They scream "Its muh first amendment" but want people who kneel for the pledge shipped off to Iran; which is hilariously ironic.

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

You must be fun at parties.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

Cancer* dumb ass

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

tbf, someone on vola made a .js script to make greentexting work
courtesy of dolos

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

I don't do parties.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

talking about agility
when youre a fat fuck

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

That might explain a lot

Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

Yeah, I dislike social settings.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

Seriously? You fucking austist

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

Also that battery drain.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

this. Jfc, this.

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

Not autistic.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

I hate ALL religion faggs, in ALL cultures.

so,... almost EVERYONE ON THE PLANET EARTH

bunch of blind sheep, your stardust, get over it.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

MYSELF EVERY MORNING

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

No, he means people that force needless suffering and death upon other sentient beings, just because "it tastes good".

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

the highest quality of bait in its purest form, i like you user

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

confirmed antisocial pessimistic attitude
a real autist
Are you surprised that people dont like you?
No one will ever love you
have fun with your repeated thoughts of rape and begging your mom/sister to fuck you
pathetic incel

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

your stardust

and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

chelsea clinton would get my vote if naked

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

antisocial
I'm selectively-social.
surprised people don't like you?
I don't really care what people like or don't like.
no one will ever love you
"Love" is just a cascade of hormonal, chemical reactions in the brain. It doesn't exist objectively, so I shouldn't care about it.
thoughts of rape and begging relatives to fuck you
That's what prostitutes are for, although I have little interest in sex at this point.
incel
What?

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

no

..... btw.......
the all knowing omnipotent overlord of all things in the universe is us...... why does not anyone get that?

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Incel means involuntary celibacy

hes implying you're never going actually reproduce.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

ITP
real autism

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Confirmed autist

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

Hopefully you will kill yourself in the near future

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

Oh. Well, I'm not celibate; I've had enough sex to become disillusioned by it. It no longer interests/controls me.

No.

Well, if I die, I'll miss the next seasons of my favorite anime, new anime, plus I'll miss Star Trek: Discovery.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

people like you are the reason why Cred Forums exists. Purely just for people like you who think they are superior to reject everything that doesn't appeal to their sensitive ego. Insecure and fragile people like you who wait to be placed on a pedestal. Enjoy being alone for the entirety of your life and blame everyone else for YOUR lack of social skills.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

Kids
Narcissists
Stupid people
Sandniggers

James Thompson
James Thompson

Do you hate yourself, too?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

"ive had sex"

only virgins use sex as a talking point

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Is it depressing or making you aggressive? story?

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

thinking you're superior
I never once said I was. If anything, I just don't feel the 'need' to associate with people of whom I have nothing in common, which happens to be the majority of the population. I don't enjoy being around others; I enjoy my solitude, and there's nothing wrong with that.
sensitive, insecure, fragile
And yet here you are, raging at me over something you read online.
enjoy being alone and blaming everyone for your problems
I do enjoy being alone, and I don't blame others for why I'm alone.

Really don't know what you're getting at.

To the contrary: actual virgins (and/or people under the age of 18) will use "virgin" as an insult in a discussion/debate.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

People who willingly join the army
People who vote on political elections

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

Autism defender

Hopefully in your nutshell of infinite space will keep you happy

Angel Long
Angel Long

Please, don't feed the animals

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

Content, yes.

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

And yet here you are, raging at me over something you read online.

easy bait

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

What? He was. I mean, to say I'm 'insecure' and have a 'sensitive ego' or whatever, but getting this riled up over my posts...

William Bailey
William Bailey

slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of

quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working

tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate

memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different

Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Robert White
Robert White

Im a slut for pointy headstocks fight me

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

Women

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

People whose dogs bark all the fucking day

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Ghost fans.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

People who argue with you just for arguments sake.

You know when you are chilling with you friends at a party, and you are on a topic and are all putting in their little tid-bits of information on the subject.

Now say that my friend says something about said topic but what he said is actually not correct BUT because he is my friend and the girls he are talking to dont know the correct answer anyway, I just be a good wingman and give him the benefit of the doubt.

There is also this " friend of ours " who will literally find a way to disagree with anything you say to create a debate, and then try to debate you and ruin the fucking atmosphere.

Here is an example;
Me: " Dont you hate it when girls try to send you snapchats while you gf is around guys ? "
friends laugh, nod, agree
douche friend: " uh no thats never happened to me because i dont put myself in the position to cheat on my woman. "
me: " who said anything about cheating?, you dont have any friend girls on snapchat? "
douche friend: " uh no, like i said, im not a cheater, cheaters are pieces of shit. "
me: " its not cheating dude "
douche friend: " oh yeah well what would you call it? looks like cheating to me "
me: " you are just being argumentative now "
douche friend: " oh yeah? hows is that? explain? "
me: " lets just change the subject shall we ? "
douche friend: " no i dont want to change it, tell me right now, if its not cheating then what is it? "

And then it just goes on and on like that until everyone get tired of him and walks away, then of course he gets fucking pissed and goes on a tirade about how everyone else is the fucking problem.

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

good for u mate cool

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

greentexting and checking post digits

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

non-nationalists
vegans/vegetarians
immigrants
capitalists

pretty much only this

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

tfw vegetarian

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