ITT: We share our first sexual experiences

ITT: We share our first sexual experiences.
I'll go first.

>It was prom night
>We went to a party afterwards where she got horny looking at other couples
>Came up to me. Asked if I wanted to fuck.
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>I asked her where
>She didn’t want to fuck in a house full of people
>We get into my CRV to drive to a good spot.
>Her hand’s rubbing my dick through my pants the whole way.
>Get to an abandoned baseball field.
>I live in the middle of buttfucking nowhere Vermont.
>Fold back seats down in the back for room.
>She lifts up her panties.
>I start rubbing her pussy
>She gets wet
>Take off her panties
>Eat her out
>She moans and I get an 11/10 boner
>Can’t stand it anymore
>Stick my dick in her cunt
>Fuck her in the missionary position for a while.
>Don’t have a condom and don’t want to risk it
>She tells me to fuck her ass
>willdo.gif
>Put her on her hands and knees
>Ass tight enough to turn coal to diamonds
>Fuck her like dog for 15 minutes.
>She then gets on top of me
>Rides like a cowgirl
>She’s squealing like a jap girl at this point.
>Cum in her ass. Gave her a great creampie.
>I drive her home
>I go to bed
>We decided not to date because we are going to different colleges.

> was 13
> high school girlfriend was a right slut
> proper no daddy issues
> used to get hand jobs and finger her on a friday night in the park
> she visited my house for dinner
> in bedroom watching tv & making out
> shes laying down on her back
> i spontaneously pull her pants down
> lick her cunt
> instantly hard
> stick it inside
> push in about 2 times and then blow my load inside
> get morning after pill
> the end

> I was in middle school
> Neighbor girl just started high school
> One day I hit a blowjob from her
> Next day I fucked her
> We were fuck buddies for a while

> be 13, staying at friends house
>friend just scored 7/10 decides to ride bikes over
>we get there and all of us have fun all day
>feelings mutual
>couple of days look her up on MySpace
>make agreement to hang out while friend takes family vacation
>end up sexing her at her place
>friend is beta so after a few days of bitching he stops
>end up being with girl 7 years, we both cheated countless times

Lesson learned to never start a relationship with someone who cheated. Granted I had my fair share to.

Now she's married to a guy twice her age, has had 2 abortions, 3 different baby daddy, 1 of them being black.

>tfw I got to smash that pussy at its prime time

Well OP. Of all the things that will be posted in this thread that never happened, this is one of the things that never happened the most.

>cue claims that this really happened and that I'm a faggot/virgin/12/neckbeard (delete those that do not apply)

> be 17 drunk with this other drunk girl
> "I wanna fuck the shit out of you" "ok"
> She gets naked, dick won't get hard.
> Try again next day, feels good man.
Sad, I know.

>be me
>Freshman year
>dates girl
>we go to a park
>she stares at me on the swing set
>"user, i want to know what a penis feels like inside me"
>"Yeah it sure is"
>She comes by me
>grabs cock
>whispers "fuck me daddy"
>fuckyes.jpeg
>She bends over
>i pull down pants
>take dick and rub her vagina and asshole
>shes wet
>accidentally stick it in her ass
>"wrong hole user"
>finally put in pussy
>doesnt feel tight
>asshole wasnt tight either
>bust inside her
>she looks at me and says "it was my first time"
4 months later
>shes pregnant
>she told me it was mine
>killitwithfire.gif
>get test
>ends up not being mine
>found out she cheated on me
>explains looseness

>Girl down the road has a crush on me
>Asks her mom to ask my mom to send me to babysit even though she's a pre-teen and I'm barely a teen
>Both our moms okay it
>Go to her house
>Swim in her pool with her
>Enjoy what she looks like
>She's super friendly
>Asks me about other girls I know
>Tell her about a few naively
>"But I'm your favorite right?"
>I literally just met her in person for the first time that day
>"S-sure"
>Eventually end up alone in her room
>Gets naked and lets me watch
>We start rubbing against each other
>Attempt sex
>I don't know I'm supposed to guide it in
>Wind up thrusting inaccurately for a while
>Stop, she guides me in
>For about five minutes it's heaven
>Then I'm done
>She wants to know that she pleased me
>"Y-yeah"

I was lucky that I was cute because I was dumb and socially awkward as fuck.

This absolutely positively didn't happen. You're gonna die a kissless virgin probably at your own hand.

you lucky fuck

you lucky lying fuck
ftfy

Do you actually believe any of the things ITT? If you do, I have a bridge for sale that would be a good investment for a discerning gentleman like yourself

So you're 13 and your in higschool aren't you supppose to be in middle school

Not him, but only the awkward or embarrassing ones are ever true.

Ay another VT nigga

Even those are often posted by trolls who just want the thread to go full chimpout on how beta they are.

Troll then drinks refreshing tears of rage and invective

This is like one of those posts where you write it, read it, and think to yourself: "there's no way they'll buy it." so you delete it.

Except, unlike everyone else, you didn't delete it.

You posted it.

You flexed your autism like a fucking heavyweight

>be 26
>never had sex
>never even kissed anyone
>only touched booby over clothes but was too much of a pushy at the time to even squeeze.

Mother fucking auto correct making me sound like a fucking 12 year old. Why is boob corrected to booby? I'm not talking about a fucking bird here.

>>"user, i want to know what a penis feels like inside me"
>>"Yeah it sure is"
kek

>Be me
>be german
>be 16yo
>on vacation in Pullman City 2 / Hasselfelde
>dad is a huge western nerd
>runs around in original 18th century outfits, as do other people there
>including me
>spend days with sitting in the saloon / drinking, shooting and sightseeing Pullman City's attractions / stores

>evening of the 2nd night
>sitting in the Music Hall, enjoying one short after another, while watching a Line dance crew
>spot midget milf among them
>midget spots me
>comes over to pull me on the dance floor
>hesitate first, but comply eventually
>others from the crew join my dad's table
>drunk_social_bonding.exe
>eventually decide to leave the music hall and hit the saloon
>more shots were downed
>occasionally talk with the midget milf
>eventually whispers to me I should take her to her bungalow
>being the gentleman I am (and piss drunk) I take her by my side, bring her over
>both drunk as fuck
>tell her a stupid joke, can't remember
>she laughs
>I lean (deeply) in and kiss her for no damn reason.
cont.

cums inside pre-teen
>salute!

like its true
> first time
> not insecure about spontaneous ask for fuck
> fucks ass at his first time
> fucks for like 30min at first time without cumming, even not with anal

bs

>Be 17 y.o. at Catholic high school
>Lose weight, start to get attention
>Emancipated 17 y.o. girl in neighborhood starts giving me the look
>We make out at a party
>She calls, invites me to her apartment
>I live in the same room I've lived in since I was three, adjoining wall to parents' bedroom
>"s-sure, I will come over"
>go over, we start to make out
>she takes off her clothes
>she takes off mine
>solid teenage boner between us
>she pushes me down on bed, straddles me
>I cum in like 3 seconds
>"sorry, user, didn't know you were a virgin"
>"ah hell no, girl, I ain't no virgin"
>in retrospect, I should have accepted the excuse she offered me
>we go to living room, she cooks me a steak
>I go home
>avoid her like plague ever after
She wasn't very pretty, maybe a 5, but I am still ashamed at how poorly I behaved. I didn't get laid again for 8 months.

>be 13
>still acceptable to be good friends with girls and not be interested in a relationship
>she was a real tomboy so I could talk to her
>we make a den in the back garden
>like two sofas on their front together making a little shelter
>we sit in it playing gameboy for a few hours
>its getting dark as shit so we cant see the screens anymore
>being friends we start to wrestle
>I accidentally grab her pussy
>she makes the most dick hardening sound known to man
>I jump back to "my side" of the den
> she looks me up and down and realises I had a boner
>she crawls over looking at me as to say show me it
>she was biting here lips as she crawled over
>I reply with I will show you mine if you show me yours
>she tells me to go first
>does so happily
>this fucker was diamonds
>she gives me a quick flash of her pussy showing the first signs of pubes
>this wasnt enough for me so I ask if she could let me touch it
>she says no and lies down
I lie down next to her for a bit annoyed she didnt let me touch it
>get some courage and deside to dry hump her missionairy style
>she is relunctant at first but gets into it real fast
>I stop and ask i she could show me her pussy again being all hot and bothered from me rubbing her up she does and leaves it down (forgot to say we where both wearing sports shorts)
>she looks to me and says do the same
>I pull it out and we both just stare at the situation for a few seconds
>I hint to letting her stroke it
>she looks for me to say go ahead
>she nervously caresses the shaft
>while shes doing this I move closer to try and grind her clit
>shes loving it and holds my dick against her pussy and lets me go the grind
>best 30 seconds of my life
>Cum on her soccer shirt
>were both exhausted from it
>lie down with our shorts around our knees in our little den
>cont?

...

>she returns the kiss
>eventually reach her bungalow
>open the door
>go on the floor
>no. This is not b8
>she invites me in
>sure_why_not.ini
>end up on her bed, kissing
>lift her on my lap, unbutton her shirt
>other hand goes under the skirt and searches for that sweet warmth
>meanwhile she fiddles around on my belt
>lift her up / throw her on her back
>pull down her skirt and go down on that midget milf
>shaved pussy / sweet scent.
>Perfect
>she starts to moan, grabs my hair
>eventually go on my knees / unbutton pants
>receive the - so far - best blowjob of my life
>bust a nut in her mouth
>she swallows
>eventually sit back down and lift her on my lap again
>screw her like a cocksleeve
>she loves it
>her eyes go white and she starts to spasm eventually.
>shortly after I cum inside her
>eventually get up and dress again
>wish her good night and head back to the saloon
>still drunk af
>world starts to spin
>memories lost at that point
>wake up, lying on a able outside of the saloon
>make my way down to the music hall, order breakfast
>dad walks in, laughs as soon as he sees me
>wtf.jpg
>he comes over, sits down and asks me if I remember last night.
>decline
>he tells me I appearance walked into the saloon, yelled "I AM A MAN" and passed out on the doorstep

and that is how I lost my virginity to a 35 yo midget.
and my dignity along the way...

ITT: lie on an anonymous message board! how sad for you.

More birds please

>he comes over, sits down and asks me if I remember last night.
>decline
The only true lines in the whole two posts

Fucking kek