Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LmCQks4cH5w
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Good. Team I was cheering for won. Quite the exciting game it was.

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Best type moon claimed.
Bye

Spooks.

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Ruga-chan always staying true to his purpose in posting threads, truly a knight whose dedication to his ideals would land him in a respectable position in any thread, yet he chose the shitposting riddled and black plague infused, low quality waifu circlejerks. Gracing the shitposting filled streets with his awe worthy tripcode, he had very little keeping him there.

And for why you may ask, and rightfully so.

Well it's because his trusty and VERY HOT maiden resided inside this disease plagued compound.

None other than the awestrucking Heaven herself.

I'm very bored, please don't judge me

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or anything really.
Because im lazy and its late.

Hana Song

YOU DONT BELONG HERE

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no u

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Hi spooky.
Maybe terraria or something tonight (as in like 12 hours from now). Sound agreeable enough?

Oh that's good
Thought even sides matches when it's a team you're rooting for is bad for your heart
>Frozen burrito
Care to explain what this is to a eurofag?
Oh okay
Good reason kek
How was your day?
Sup queen
Good to see you

It's a well known fact that ShiKKKi enjoys making multiple personas and shitposting with them.

After all this is expected of a sadist such as him. King of manipulation and master of the shitposting arts he is, his fierce posting skill has laid waste to many a quality threads such as this one.

Careful around him boy, for his temper is not one that should be tempered with, lest he gives us hell like before.

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Kneesocks a shit

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>calling yourself Heaven

You really seem to have identity problems togame

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No.

heres a (you) for your efforts

cold durum from the other day

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> i am?
xd

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>xD

Alright, I'm going to apologize for being a douche earlier, it's just this stuff has really been bugging me.

Scraping doesn't really help, it just spreads this shit around.

Too worried to try drain cleaner or baking soda simply because the I don't want to damage the hard rubber underneath this mess.

Any other suggestions?

Texans are winning, yeh boi
C_Data is an asshole though, like I said.
Cheese onions bacon bits and peppers
Bye Koume

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hi yuno how are you?

sadist such as him.

some one agrees

No idea what you're saying, I'm fairly certain you just want to keep monopolizing the copypasta business, you fucking corporate pig

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Don't 'seriously' me. Yes, there's another Tomoko. You should know this by now.

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Yeah.
Don't apologize to retards

What's the consistency of it?Hey best psikh,what's up?

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Unfortunately, no. Tomorrow is monday and i wont be home.
Oh well
Shit like always.
Spent most of it working or sleeping.
And as i said, there are 2 Tomoko's and they were saying that the other one isnt rude.

Thick, gooey, almost like melted rubber.

when did you grow a vagina?

Toothbrush or steel wool?

Ah okay, you froze it yourself
I thought you bought it frozen
Sounds great though
Why not take it to /o/
Oh that sounds fucking amazing
Im okay, I had pretty bad hangover but it's over now luckily
Yourself?
Oh that sucks
Job or garden work?

Weird, do you have any idea what it is or where it came from?
You could maybe try spraying it with canned air, if you've got any
They're pretty amazing yeah
Were going to make some steak fries in a minute as well

this

Dude, Togame, I never tought you kept this whole thing inside you.

I only wanted to be one of those user you share a dick pic on telegram, which would be super cool to me, no jokes at all.

>Your posts are so interchangeable it's amusing, it's always you accusing someone of something and/or calling them a hypocrite.

I'm sorry you're such a newfag to this thread that you didn't know about this, and you just realized it.

I mean, I'm getting people mad on the internet, like you are now, trying to prove your points so seriously to someone that will just forget about it.

I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.

Stop trying to start internet drama.

Youre nice

hi galil whats up

just laying here wondering what i will have for lunch

hell

I might try a toothbrush simply because I'm out of options. Wouldn't the steel wool destroy the rubber underneath?

Because I know we have /o/ people here and I'd rather not make an entirely new thread for something that they'll probably just say "lol google it"

Ironically from when it was detailed a few years ago. Nah, that won't do anything.

llo

Oh. Bummer. Oh well. Guess we'll have to play another time then.

I can be quite menacing sometimes.

Fuck this imma applaud to you with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking nigger, chen, is posting this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the thread "chen is a stupid nigger". Just type in the thread "chen is a stupid nigger". Fuck him, fuck him

I try. You're nice to me and everyone else after all. I also found an image that relates to Scorpio.

You're right it might.

THREE AND THIRTEEN MY NIGGAS
Just these amazing burgers
o darkness
I don't know then, toothbrush sounds like the way to go.

I want some laura lewds

I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.

You're already annoying me with your pointless need to copy and paste other anons' filenames as replys.

Aren't you the same user who keeps asking Alice for lewds?

My lord, thank you Spinarak. Youre allright

Fuck it. I'll go to Autozone or something and ask their "Professionals."

Time to get upsold to some stupid alcohol/acetone "Special Cleaning Formula."

Thanks anyway.

nah mon, I just wan't a piece of that sweet albino ass

durum kebab and pizza are some of the few foods that are good both hot and cold

let him have it

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sounds yummy I want food

fuck you

Theres that fucking NIGGER MAI just shitting around. I wouldn't doubt it if that niggerfaggot was behind a lot of bullshit around here
Mai is some kinda Illuminati nigger fucker
GET OUT MAI
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It fulfills my autism
I only do it with d.va
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damn care to share?
that sounds fucking amazing
why not some sandwiches?
thats my usual lunch at least
then perhaps, i dunno
google it?
socks~

Copy this.

Yes. you could say that.
Unfortunately.

>giving up
I expected better of you. Vodka, toothbrush, ducktape and wd40 can solve everything.

Yun!

true but i would rather have it hot
dont you have an oven to reheat it?
did you make these yourself or bought it?
>job or garden work?
>yes, you could say that
excuse me but what?
feeling better?

It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.

I only do it with d.va

I have given up on life

>Albino.
You're asking the wrong person. I think you want lewds of .

What exactly have I done wrong?

here

Ok.

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Why?
That's not good

most likely what im going to make

do you have any pics of your waifu killing those rabbit things?

I just wanted your attention laura

Sorry, playing things and posting confuses me.
Garden work.

Miho claimed

Make some food then
Its all mine
What the fuck even is that gun

yea but my sister bought it and then decided she wanted something else instead so i got it for free
i cant make kebab

nice mech

It's okay

I have my memes

Just hanging around? :^)
Nice to see you again

>TFW I won't get

I do. But I don't want to fulfill your sick fantasies with Homura.

Might not be a real thing.

Nice... suit.

Sure feels bad not getting

Fug

Yes maam, the drugs worked, they gave me a smirk

im pretty autistic for just typing out and replying filenames while leaving no substence for further conversation -Sachii-.png
Memes are good

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but its hot ill give you some esdeath stuff

well thats still good right?
any plans for the day/
kek its fine, you have your hands full with your garden dang
what are you playing?
rood
not even a lil bite for your pal?
oh okay kek, thats a sweet deal though
me neither but i know some people who make make some mean kebab so i hoped you were one of those
good good
now time to move on to the harder shit?

If you say so.

Shouldn't that make you bad at erping?

That's not how you get it then.

what?
how does that make me bad at erp? :o

You really didn't read the last thread at all did you?

I already did google it and all google, by which I mean car forums I was redirected too, was Goo Gone (didn't work), Rubbing Alcohol (kinda worked, but not really. like rubbing dirt in a wound), or Some 60 Dollar Tar Remover. I don't have 60 bucks.

However. The Professionals at Autozone recommended something called Bug&Tar. Was only like 7 bucks so I'm gonna give that a shot.

What if I don't want that?

Its all kinds of fucked up
Nope, all mine >:^)

I was playing terraria, but im switching to WT now.

I was considering WD40 but... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm tired of shotgunning stuff. And if 90% alcohol didn't work, wokka won't. Duct tape would only add to the problem.

*posts meme*

Kitty!

more meme

just youtube and video game you?

but i love you!

what are you fuckin gay?
>wanna see her crush just one

Nice boy puss

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c l a i m e d

Thats genuinely adorable

Im shooting doubles of heroin and smokin a bowl as we speak

you too friend.

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Shiro's adorable. And so are you.
A Gardevoir.

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E V E R Y D A Y

And youre too much

i prefer her in more normal clothes
or as a bunny girl

yes you are

im not a great cook but im learning

its the only thing he has

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wew
i will remember this laddy
oh alright
have fun
day is almost over here
i just to do some school stuff
what are you gonna play?
good good
you are learning
few more days and you will be on that crystal meth
yea its important to be able to cook if youre gonna live alone
what do you enjoy making?

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I meant more those four things can solve most issues, not that

That's very sweet of you.

how is everyobdy today in the great thread?

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No I get you, I'm also an advocate of them. I just don't think any of them would help me this time around.

Maybe the wokka would help me not give a fuck, but seriously. This issue has been bugging me for a week. Only reason I asked here was out of desperation.

S A V E D

A zangoose. :^)
*saddest 5 second guitar solo ever*
youtube.com/watch?v=LmCQks4cH5w

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I'm doing okay. Tired, should make some food. Yourself?
Not A Zangoose. An Absol.
How're you today?

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>glad you agtrr

>pic related

Im good, eating some potato stew.

In a nutshell, you're limiting youself to the choices of other anons.

>its the only thing he has.
No it isn't, he could stop being a purposeful retard amd actually post his waifu lest it get taken by someone else.

im so down love me

sorry I forgot the pictutre, how foolish.

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Oh my! My mistake, a wild absol appeared!

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Not a Zangoose or Absol, a duck. Maybe a Farfetch'd?

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But I don't feel the same way. Plus we barely talk except for that time the other night in the discord.

i believe we talked a bit today
but im fine, had a real bad hangover but it is over now
yourself?
kek
love that edit
have fun with it

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Maybe a Ditto? :^)

I don't remember doing so, but I'm very forgetful.
I'm hungry and tired, finding some new images of Shiro.
>i believe this translates to 'queens of yandere'

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Hail Satan

Please, Im already inserting bath salts rectally

Its horrible, isnt it?
>turned off smile like you mean it for this

Absol a better

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Slut Pepe is my waifu.
I am ubercuck

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