Grasshopper Space Program: Test Subject #1

Houston we are set to launch.

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next pic in launching tube OP ?

That's a big fucking grasshopper.

can u tell us some about the preparations

We have a front moving in. Stand down.

prepared for launch... slo mo video commence

Can you guys countdown from 10 to 1?

godspeed hopper

four

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10

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10

diabeteen

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OP we're ready for lift off

potato

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Props for quality pics, right?

seben

5

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Not really. I'm retart.

STAND DOWN GODDAMMIT. THINK OF HIS TINY FAMILY.

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Allahu Akbar

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oh fuck it, just blast off!

eiht

go for it

bump

Nudes or gtfo

Me and my boys are ready for launch as well

Congrats guys, im happy for you

Congrats

OP HERE>.. we have lost the launch vehicle... astronaut life lost. :(

SMoke from exploded vehicle can be seen at bottom of screen

video coming

ROLL

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LAUNCH!

that's morally wronk. You know there are ppl starwing to death in africa.

DO ITTTTT PLEASSEEE!!!

IM READY TO MEME

link?

Just rest assured that you will never be able to recreate the magic of the frog space program.
You'll always be an imitator and a fag.

2000 posts jesus,,,,what do you think i am, bored today?

fag

GO

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A true hero we must take a pause for this brave soul

almost liftoff

vid uploading

no, twinks

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704442394 get

DANK!

WE HAVE IGNITION!

damn it.

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Good work, OP.

IT'S HAPPENING.

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The brave soul :')

LIFTOFF!!!

Damn, dat acceleration!

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wat a cunt you are
no wonder you get bullied at school

couldnt you at least use one of the more populous or even invasive species and not a beneficial native grasshopper like that.

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shut up insect faggot

Time to meet him

kek

>the fucking antennae bending back

Fukken lol'd.

This grasshopper is a hero do not belittle him he sacrificed his life for us

Native to where, faggot?

cry a river bitch.

Great Scott!

video nao

Link to video: vid(dot)me/mwNO

Godspeed, grasshopper!

he will be the first native species on the moon faggot

IM PROUD OF YOU!!!

Webm that shit to us

lol... the turkeys on my land eat thousands of these a day.... go jerk off to cuck porn, fag.

HE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN OUR HEARTS!

sleep tight hopper

will do... stand but

You're just as much a hero as the grasshopper OP

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This OP is godlike

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insect faggot witnessed

A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

god bless, hes up there with my sides.

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Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

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youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s

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>>the fucking antennae bending back
>Fukken lol'd
my sides

No. Webm has no sound... must hear take off and launch vehicle explode....

Everybody please dawn your hearts for some good ol' american bravery.
youtube.com/watch?v=tyqkN3zezso

Maximum kek

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>that bang at the end
kek

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE

444

an true hero

Was not disappoint.

A little late user

best memes 2016

ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAHHHRRRR!!!!!

Webms have sound what the fuck are you smoking

How possible?

Its legit. god speed hopper

youtu.be/oni0tO_HN30?t=88

This right here is a true hero we will make it one day to the stars this is how ingenuity starts well send the hopers to a distant planet and they will save us bravo. One small hop for cricket one giant leap for grasshopper

i am a meme

OP here... I have done this before and I will do it again because it's funny as fuck. Love you guys! See ya soon with another test subject.

God speed OP

Holy shit your appearance screams "FAGGOT!"

i love you OP

Love you

YAASSSS

See you later, space cowboy.

A true hero

Use a spider next time. Or a Wasp nest.

Nice trips... webms with sound are not allowed on Cred Forums, newfag.

THANK YOU OP IN RETURN PLEASE TAKE THESE TITS

T. Minus over 9000 moments

>>one small hop for cricket
>>one giant leap for grasshopper

Red roll

tell us your name OP
or something can call you by

YESSSS! Activating thrusters

video doesn't work for me.

nigga are you stupid

video isn't playing. Someone webm' it please.

wtf the link wont work for me

(dot) change it to a .

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Look at that fucker go winrar

and 70444444 get

4's get.

kek

KEK

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Thanks mate

KEK see you on the other side brave grasshopper

yeah, I still gotta hand in & complete the quest you gave me at the start of Morrowind.

Did you strap my sides with that? Because they're fucking gone now

Please anons, do the favor of playing this in the background to honor this brave astronaut.

youtube.com/watch?v=4NjssV8UuVA

Call me SpaceCowboy

NICE

kek!

Cunt

fag

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how soon OP?

>THE FUCKING ANTENNA

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I ain't clicking that shit nigga

Non ant version

You did it

Ughh, the video isn't working, webm please anyone

someone screencap this

vid(dot)me/mwNO
Replace the (dot) with a . you fucking retard

remember me in screen cap

HOW can you be this stupid?
replace the (dot) with an actual dot.

Include me in the screencap

put me in the screencap nigger

This shit is gold! Include me!

Congrats you two. I always supported same sex marriage.

I fucking did it you fuckers. I said the video isn't working, not the goddamed link. I click the play button but nothing happens.

This thread is fucking beautiful, thank you OP.

kys

Then you're gay because it's working for the rest of us.

did he died? :'(

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nah man he's in the stars

Never mind I'm an idiot

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he blew the fuck up

https://

God speed grassyhopper

Bumping
Return with test subject two

Fagghgggggg

Screencap

God speed, Grasshopper... Send space my regards.

vtec kicked in yo

here ya go i made ya webm

amazing

God bless us. Every one.

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Truly inspirational

OP is a true hero and actually delivered.

see

kek
check em

is someone gonna make that screen cap or no?

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP PLZ

R.I.P

God I loved that fucking show

Rest in kek little grasshopper

I'd like screencap privelage.

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Put me in screencap please

OP was not a faggot today... Today is a good day.

If dubs put in screencap

Put me in the screencap too

What a brave grasshopper

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RIP MY NIGGA GRASSY, HE DINDU NUFFIN

i love you

so close to trip-quads

go get em grasshopper

>Earth below us
>Drifting, falling
>Floating weightless
>Calling, calling home...
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6KxjcobHU4

Rest in pieces brave grasshopper

OP can I have this for my meme page ?

thats why i love comin here

Thus a meme us born

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RIP to this American Hero

why don't you kill yourself?

You have misread the room

What the flying fuck nigger why the hell are you wear a god damn bass ball caop in you fucking acu you worthless shit fuck go get you fucking pc and wear it fuckface cum bag nigger god i wish you niggers where still slaves

>where still slaves

P L E B

God bless this brave grasshopper soul

don't project your slave morality on others

someone save this thred

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR HOPPER

Gif?

dude, look at the filename. it's a webm.

how about you save it yourself?

the_right_stuff.webm

trip... quads?

Bumping to keep the thread alive

Just let it die already

kek

I memed it guys enjoy
(facebook)/SaltyMeymeys/videos/1816203945283489/

OP do youtube so we can have sound

A true hero

vid(dot)me/mwNO

SCREENCAP UP BOYS

hero

my fuckin sides,,,

oh man the antenna blasted back... holy shit

please stop breathing

archive this shit

That's a pretty cool looking grasshopper OP. Where do you live ?

Hi /r/Cred Forums, please include me in the screencap, I'll be checking tomorrow

What kind of camera you got, OP?

>reddit
Consider suicide

Amazing

Good luck space cowboy
See you on the other side slick

This is why I love Cred Forums

this is why you're a newfag

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Nice

broasting in epic ted

He jumped further than ever before.

This thread has made me completely satisfied. Thanks OP.

it's like: "so long, faggots"

Aw shit dude

fuck off not even remotely worth archiving..

with antennae

Everyone pls be quite and respectful for this American hero and our anthem.
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight'
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen, thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream;
'Tis the star-spangled banner: oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Oh, thus be it ever when free men shall stand,
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that has made and preserved us as a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust";
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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nice

God bless

Can we get this with Duck Tales - Space?

Pretty please put me in the /r/Cred Forums screencap

GodSpeed SpaceHopper

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Two sacrifices have been made today: that grasshopper and my sides

He has ascended to the next dimension

Bump for great justice

RIP Hoppy

No you little faggot.