This just came out of my ass

This just came out of my ass.
>HELP

nice dubs

Fresh blood is on the better scale of "I'm bleeding out of my ass". I still advise you seek medical advice immediately.

You might have food poisoning. See a doctor

Time stamp and I will help

Checked my friend

Your becoming a woman , op. Congrats , hit me up when ur done raggin it.

Looks like Nohealthcareonitis americanus

I'd advise you not to vote anymore Trumps

Hemorroid popped

Cut down on beets

Stop stuffing dicks in your ass faggot and problem solved

If you ate beets then its probably that. If your asshole is sore you probabky have a bleeding hemerrhoid. Otherwise could be ass cancer.

eaten beetroot?

Blood looks a bit dark. See your doctor.

Op Here
Yeah one of my friends made me a veggie shake with beets in it.
Btw it tasted like shit

Hemmoroid Popped, or Anal Fissures...

Just get some Activia yogurt, and soften your stool. Don't push, let gravity take its course. If you're having more fresh / bright blood on the paper and you're super worried. Go see a gastroenterologist and if its anal fissures, he'll just give you a new diet... or IR sealing.

If its Hemmorhoids you get them banded and they fall off.

But this doesn't look like blood at all, this looks like Raspberry Ice Tea.

Too much red licorice or beets. Possibly also a blown hemorrhoid. I'd rule out a case of food poisoning unless you're also barfing your shoes out (or at least massive stomach cramping), or fever.

Not even trolling. This happen to me a few months ago and I had blood in my shit every day abd it just went away. Y nurse aunt said it was 99 percent a hemiroid.
You'll be fine faggot.

That make me laugh, gj

You ate too much beet

Thanks

My*
Hemorrhoid*
I'm sitting right now sorry.

/thread

That's not blood then, it's the antocyanides that give beets their color.

You can rule out internal bleeding, because it would look like you had shit out used coffee grounds. You should be okay.

>Coming to Cred Forums for medical advice
>Not going to the ER

OP you may as well keep waiting till you bleed to death.

just put it back in, you'll be okay