This just came out of my ass.
>HELP
This just came out of my ass
nice dubs
Fresh blood is on the better scale of "I'm bleeding out of my ass". I still advise you seek medical advice immediately.
You might have food poisoning. See a doctor
Time stamp and I will help
Checked my friend
Your becoming a woman , op. Congrats , hit me up when ur done raggin it.
Looks like Nohealthcareonitis americanus
I'd advise you not to vote anymore Trumps
Hemorroid popped
Cut down on beets
Stop stuffing dicks in your ass faggot and problem solved
If you ate beets then its probably that. If your asshole is sore you probabky have a bleeding hemerrhoid. Otherwise could be ass cancer.
eaten beetroot?
Blood looks a bit dark. See your doctor.
Op Here
Yeah one of my friends made me a veggie shake with beets in it.
Btw it tasted like shit
Hemmoroid Popped, or Anal Fissures...
Just get some Activia yogurt, and soften your stool. Don't push, let gravity take its course. If you're having more fresh / bright blood on the paper and you're super worried. Go see a gastroenterologist and if its anal fissures, he'll just give you a new diet... or IR sealing.
If its Hemmorhoids you get them banded and they fall off.
But this doesn't look like blood at all, this looks like Raspberry Ice Tea.
Too much red licorice or beets. Possibly also a blown hemorrhoid. I'd rule out a case of food poisoning unless you're also barfing your shoes out (or at least massive stomach cramping), or fever.
Not even trolling. This happen to me a few months ago and I had blood in my shit every day abd it just went away. Y nurse aunt said it was 99 percent a hemiroid.
You'll be fine faggot.
That make me laugh, gj
You ate too much beet
Thanks
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Hemorrhoid*
I'm sitting right now sorry.
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That's not blood then, it's the antocyanides that give beets their color.
You can rule out internal bleeding, because it would look like you had shit out used coffee grounds. You should be okay.
>Coming to Cred Forums for medical advice
>Not going to the ER
OP you may as well keep waiting till you bleed to death.
just put it back in, you'll be okay