Turn around

>Turn around
>See this
>Realize your sister has been spying on you from behind for the last 15 minutes
How fucked are you?

Not at all. Just finished playing Left 4 Dead and now I'm chilling in my bed and lurking

open her mouth and make her continue the blowjob

Ask her how she even began existing, I don't have a sister.

I just woke up, why is she in my bed?

same i would straight rape the bitch

Tell her to open up cuz im about to blow my load (if she dosent ill cun on her face)

tell my sister which apparently exists since 15 minutes that i have an incest fetish

she can't be allowed to live.

So this is Cred Forums, and Cred Forums is,..

realize when I turned around, I looked into a mirror, so that is me.

I'm in bed with a wall behind me, so I'd be impressed.

But all she witnessed was some runescape.
An hour earlier and I'd be fucked.

Boku no pico

Well, I've had my cock in my hand fot the last 15 minutes, what do you think?

A - How did you get in my apartment?
B - You don't have money, how did you make it out of New York alive?
C - Did you come to pick up our Nephew? we told you he's in the mormon state.
D - Do you need a gun?
E - You want a sandwich?

well if i had a sister she be asking why is there porn on my desktop

Well I don't have a sister. I'd tell that bug eyed freak that she could stay at my place as Iong as she sucked my cock sometimes.

Fuck I was looking at vore

>She googles what that means and passes out

How fucked am I? That bitch legally emancipated herself at 16 so she could pass herself around a frat for drugs and cash, because daddy left us.

Been spitting up phlegm and yellow crap from a chest infection.

Fuck this

Hard enough to make a clapping sound when my nuts slap her asshole.

If I had a sister we'd probably already share gay-furry porn together anyway so, not really