Reminds me of my first fight
Meh, I had phimosis and when I first managed to pull my foreskin all the way back I was MUCH worse than that.
fuck you .........you dirty stinking ape
I blame my catholic school teaching me absolutely fucking nothing about my anatomy. I had no idea how far my foreskin could and/or want meant to go back, how to wash it or anything. Didn't even realise I had a problem with a tight foreskin until well into my teenage years and sex was so uncomfortable.
Circumcised now so all is well.
I had it to then I learned to clean my dick, amazing right. My foreskin is almost always back though I guess I'm lucky there, apparently its difficult to pull back for some?
This kid and his proud mom
hwat album is that
Needs moar doggo
Good shooting pupper
3/10 would not cringe
I'm killing myself tm
b there or b square
tfw you got phimosis but dont want get circumcised
idk, looks like it says Trauma and then I cant read the rest
So he likes niggers. Good for him, he'll learn once he gets ripped off by a ghetto nigger, and go back to liking white women again.
There's other options - get the balls to go to the doctor and ask him about it. Rather than slicing the foreskin off completely, they can make incisions to loosen it up - or you might be able to get away with steroid cream that avoids surgery completely.
Seriously though - after a few long weeks of adjustment, being circumcised is so much better.
I rid them from sex.Get a gf and fuck her everyday.My foreskin is very louse.
You are missing very much just find a girl and fuck her.It is going to be painful a bit but in few weeks it is going to be great.
a real nigga would beat that black kids ass for fucking with that little nerd
Some stretching can cure phimosis on occasion, but your bullshit "English is my second language" advice is most likely gonna lead to a torn frenulum.
I didn't even mention "english is my 2nd language".Yes stretching and sex can cure phimosis you don't need to cut your dick and pay shekels to jews.
what the fuck is cringe about this? seems like it would be good drunk food
Cred Forums is ded for good now.lols
mission accomplished in less than 2 days.
I win. I win forever.
the hell even is this?
jail food. niggers missing home and such. you're obviously white, and unaware..
can't tell if your first day/flat out retarded/or trolling.
good on you.
just the facts mamn (you)
Got one of those correct, I am white but I've been to jail. If this was jail it was their thanksgiving lunch cause that shit is too fancy for the prep work involved.
Posting a week late
So? That IS cool. He likes records and his mom, obviously into music, is happy about it. You are gay and faggot.
you answered my question. enjoy you're stay.
One time in jail...def white cuck you are, will likely never be in jail again. have a gooday in your cubie cum on your case of the mondays. trap boi
Only to people with small or weird dicks.
I think I'll do just that. Thanks!
mistakes into memories
What was the mistake? Did SpongeBob rape Sandy?
Of course you will. You always do what you're told. Cucky boi, with a tiny stubby wee wee
too much for da 12oops 13 yr oldie
Don't get this one.
Thats not cringe, thats kink
it is a bit much for your capacity. try gamepuppy.com
Wash your dick
I love hearing your opinion on things, especially on my penis. What else do you like about me?
the smegma is strong with this one
i like how small an un-noteworthy the size of your penis is...and how it often tastes of urine....some day user, you'll produce an actual cum bubble... maybe
Nigga kept the hair, fat and glasses.
Your shit is all retarded and you sound like you're 12.
Can someone explain why people self harm?
I don't get it at all. Asking anyone but Cred Forums just gets answers like 'i-i-it's to have c-control'
nnn k skippy...your fruit-loops are getting soggy
When you're right, you're right
Cool kid confirmed
looks like a normal fag to me
you must not know that many people
wull duh, vinyl
I don't get it either. Story, or I'll assume this guy beat your ass and you're still salty.
B) to seek attention like this pic
C) a way to self destruct when you hate yourself
D) or you can just have a blood fetish
I get why it's in this thread, but I'm not really cringing.. I'm kind of happy for him.
Then why is he shirtless?
assume as you will. boi.
Not a reason to start though
to seek attention
and be known as a pathetic retard your whole life
a way to self destruct
why not an hero?
Why do people post shit like this? The cancer got her long, long ago.
Also, actual cancer, not summer Cred Forums wankers
or you could be a 25 year old retard from wisconsin, feelin king of Cred Forumsish
He's at home. Probably hot. Can yiu not be shirtless in front of your mom?
I have an irrational hatred of people who a low gum:teeth ratio
idk whats cringe in here
that autistic ninja-manlet losing with a nigger
or the fact that niggers cant beat anything above it in a fair fight 1vs1
aslo, Carl - if you are triggered provide me gifs or webms where niggers can win in a fair fight against whitey
oy vey it's better to cut it off than pulling it back once in a while
if you cant into hygiene we highly recommend to cut it off
Touching the grooves of the vinyl
mom says the mac n' cheeze is ready john 13 yr old, redcorn
learn to read
I miss old Cosmo.
Dude made the girl he likes squirt like the fountain in the background
You for real
If my mother made me mac n cheese I'd be fuckin stkked m9
I actually looked and have autism now
"go fuck a whore"
When keepin it real goes wrong
clearly raised by his mom.
kinda impressed the nigger didn't ground and pound that misguided cringy little fuck.
I guess he has the honour of a warrior
back the fuck off!?!?
this picture was taken in south shields i live there
Blood fetish / addictive
Each scar is kinda like a tattoo its rough to explain. Kinda dark artsy
i almost puked just from seeing all the sauces and shit being added
Well i can say something, i always deemed those people sick in the head.
But 3 weeks ago i found out my life (and i assure you she was my life) cheated on me.
Don't know what happened, but i threw a punch to the wall and the pain was some kind of "relief".
I cut my abdomen a lot, and i was able to concentrate and to become more "stronger" in the matter.
I think it has something to do with endorphines from the brain when you feel pain and you see your own blood, not sure.
because they're faggots.
It's you in the picture isn't it?
i wish, that guy has a sweet beard!
put him in prison tbh
brah, i do too. are they not aware when they look at a photo of themselves, jesus.
like, if my teeth looked like that i would goddamn wish just my lips. not even hard.
"Because if you do.. I'll pull out an M9 in the hallway and shoot you 4 times in the head"
you hurt yourself because you hate yourself pretty simple Happiness + you = no happiness
Happiness + ( you - yourself ) = happiness
But what part of you thought 'i'm going to do this' and why did you not rationally realise it is a stupid thing to do and deal with your problem properly
like a tattoo
kinda dark artsy
Art that you are ashamed of, and can only make you look pathetic
You being an autistic faggot and not paying attention in class has nothing to do with faith schools you learn the same things plus praying
I hate fucking atheists like that fucktard.
why not an hero
I guess they hate themselves and their situation but they still have a little hope left, or a desperate desire, for things to improve.
But it's true user, sometimes they lose that hope and they do an hero. It's not like you either self-harm OR you commit suicide. Self-harm is often the precursor to suicide.
And everyone says america has a problem.... jesus... look at this fucking carb mess. Disgusting.
He looks like he'd like prison; 3 hot meals, a cot, and all the buttsex he can take.
guys like this would deserve genital mutilation
all sorts of jail recipes with ramen...
I'm uncut and I don't get that shit, what the fuck.
que pasa ese?
why u do dis
what is that pig beast in those hands?
I actually lol'd
The fuck is wrong with you
why don't they skip the middleman and bang. I mean, they already are faggots
What the fuck......
It's called spread. Basically inmates get junk from commissary and mix it together to elevate it to a party platter for their buds.
what shit is this?
had mine done, really glad I did, tried all the cream and stretching and shit and it just wasnt worth it
hey25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe
Did he ever come back?
Don't we all miss the OoT breaking, Zelda maining, Wind Waker running, bowl headed, lovable Cosmo?
Not really YOU might feel ashamed but thsys your own insecuritied. Pro tip stop projecting find inner peace
it's 100% you isn't it?
you are stay, my friend
This is the future we chose.
The meme is dead, friend. People can criticise others without it being about themselves. For example, you are a fucking faggot. See, not about me. Magic.
But since I have a good, happy life, I have no need to cut myself, nor would I if I had a shit life, since I have self control
sometime it's hard to explain. I can't exactly pin point it, but I see it. is it the sweater around his waist? is it that he's a little bit too fat for that shirt?
I don't know, but if that was me, and I was tagged on tag picture, I would feel embarrased for some reason.
I used to cut my arms when i was 17 until about 18(28 now), only after i had a fight with my then gf
A)i wouldn't call it addictive
B)i never did it to seek attention
C)there was that feeling to self destruct because i tought if we're not together, nothing else matters
D)no blood fetish
For the past 10 years i never cut myself and i'm sure i never will.
It's hard for me to explain why i did it at that time. I loved her, that's for sure. But it's not like i cut myself to impress her in any way...i did it for myself. I will never do it again, this i know for sure.
Actually depresses me that there exists people this dumb
I don't think you understand how this works.
Probably basement dwellers disease. Due to lack of hygiene, the fat slob forgets to wash his pecker because if being a pleb and not getting pussy
oh my god, that kid looks like the first guy i ever had a crush on. he lived in Connecticut. :(
Again projecting you're own homophobia into something with me go lice your happy life and stop replying to threads on 4 chan. I bet your black.
confirmed xhamster trap
Oh em gee. Gurrrl wut happebed
I bet your black
i almost fucking puked
and you've been religiously crossdressed evar senz
Trolling is a art. I can see you're fedorah from here.
a self-hate type of thing huh?
Oh, well fuck me. I am quite the silly goose, aren't I? Well played
25 year old bling-not fat fuck detected
Is into Vinyl
Mother is encouraging him and clearly loves him
You jealous faggot user.
If I still smoked pot, that looks like it'd be great.
I've seen the future...
voice of experience.
deduce much? Or ever??? lol
But you are also a fucking faggot.
you were a teen. we were all dumbasses. no need to further explain.
we should have lost world war 2.
lol, check your six dumbfuck
I know what xhamster is, I know what a trap is, but I have no fucking idea what they are together
Who says we won? You are in the matrix. Proof?
You are now breathing manually
cool story Cred Forumsro....
Yo what fucking game is that. I remember that shit
insulting for no reason
being this desperate even for Cred Forums
Man those times are long gone, a decade has passed.
It's okay to not understand why one would do such a thing, again, i would never ever cut myself, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At least i have my scars to remind me that what i did never helped in any way.
When the time will come, i will off myself with my 870 sf magnum, but until then i will NEVER cut myself.
My only problem with that is her retarded process of opening and laying out the doritos. Scissors and tongs? Srsly?
I mean, I have posted some stuff on here that could have found its way onto xhamster, I suppose
odio ser mexicano, por este tipo de cosas
I hate to be Mexican, this kind of thing
What the welfare hell is this
What is it? A girl or a boy? A goblin?
If you say so....lemme guesss, you're 25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe
why did you taste his penis?
and how it often tastes of urine
apparently you also did it more than once....
of course you did, and you're not even ashamed....yet....hahhhahahhaaa
Rip in peace mom
Almost there kiddo
Not a nigger but when I was in jail we called this a burrito.
Everyone would throw something in to add to it and then it was shared by everyone who contributed.
Compared to what we were fed normally, it was delicious. Never made it again after I got out.
at least more than once....his dad got paid...why do you give a fuck? need his info for hookup?
Joke's on you, faggot. I have the flu, I've been doing that for days now.
They should just commit suicide
how was the sex?
Rapey. Otherwise nice.
Jeeesus Christ it's JASON BOURNE.
Half way through the video I was like Ok now its enough can you stop.
WHAT THE FUCK STOP
and she kept adding all those nasty shits for hours
Just fuck me up fam
No uh... homo?
That's actually Juan borne
got anything you'd like to share?
did he mean bat side ?
U just jealous because your mom ran away before you were born. Fagot
Swapmeet food nigga
The cringe here is that the black one couldn't stop fucking with the white kid and be the bigger man
where is this place. that looks good
the cringe is you not understanding that this is satire. are you honestly that fucking dense?
I could be, so...what?
She must be a feminist, because nobody will be telling her to get back to the kitchen any time soon.
It always amazes me just how big his eyes look. He must be fucking blind without his glasses.
shit dude, don't do it
Ya got me.
I fell for the file name.
I am the user you replied to. Funny that you say that since i myself used to cut too. Not so long though. I did it to self destruct since i was sick of everything in my life being awful, specially my own mental illness. I think i developed a blood fetish/attraction because i always liked guro stuff. Anyways, hope you feel better now user, hang in there m8.
my dick when i don't shower in 3 days
This album is fucking hilarious so far
I'm sorry you don't understand humor. Honestly
Mfw when he shows his power level
this is asS?
How do you know this isn't america?
just because you somehow knew about my immunities....
Still find a way to make it the black guy's fault
cringe comedy. he's self aware
I fucking knew it too.
qualify for so bad it's good
This is why atheists get so much hate.
The mistake was that they accidentally got her pregnant.
i found his fb but left the thread before anyone posted it
glad to see someone did
what happened user?
you're not the only one who was "late"
Wait spongebob is a guy?