Weird story time? Weird story time

op shall never deliver

go on OP

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Alright bitches, part 2: enjoy.

>at this point I have no idea what the fuck is going on
>notice that I'm hard as a rock
>weird.avi
>I've never felt this way about my sister, and trust me I've had more than enough opportunities, we used to bathe together occasionally until I was 10.
>"W-what are you doing sis?"
>"what's wrong user? Don't you like your sister?"
>fuck it.jpg
>"ok, do you want to do it?"
>"user, you idiot, of course I do."
>she grabs my hand and starts fingering herself with it.
>suddenly I heard a noise from the door
>ohshitohshit.jpg
>mom walks in
>"OH MY GOD!"
>Dad hears her scream and quickly runs into room.
>"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>they came home early

mfw my parents walk in on me fingering my sister...

Bump

>dad opened the door
>mom got on the floor

Cont. Op

Do they also get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

how am I supposed to enjoy the story if you haven't even shown us your sister yet. Unless you can prove she's hot you're wasting everyone's time

Shut the fuck up cunts, I'm tryna masturbate

>I'm a sad loser with barely any friends, so "no"

Hahaha its good that you gave the abridged version

>she leans down and blows in my ear

Im guessing your sister is retarded..

Kek

OP here, hope you cunts enjoyed. Can't provide any pics, I haven't seen my sister in 3 years...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

why haven't you seen her for 3 years?

you did decent, OP. Next time you should take action yourself dude. Like don't hesitate and really mess her stuff up man. Full throttle and don't stop even if she begs you.

She moved out a year after that, couldn'tlook my parents in the eye anymore. Weirdly enough I did get to fuck her though. God that sounds fucked up

tell us about it, the fucking not her moving out ;-)

Not that interesting. We were in the rural area, in her car, she suddenly pulled over and started making out with me. Then she tore my pants off and rode me for a solid hour. Best sex I ever had, kinda sad

well quick escalation on this situation. just once or more often?

talked to her? Why don't you meet with her?

nice

I tried calling and texting her, she never picks up, I think she's actually married now, so there's no hope of that happening again

how old are u now user. it's never too late

I feel kind of sad for you but well she moved on - this is okay and natural. no facebook or vk?

well you had gf or something afterwards?

what does the whole "no" friend thing worked out to?

I'm 19, and a poorfag, moved out as fast as possible for the same reason sis did.

Honestly now that I think about it I was in love with her. Oh well

Thanks mate. She has me blocked on pretty much everything, and even if she didn't I think it'd be best if I didn't talk to her.
I guess I'm fine now, have a job, friends, getting philosophy degree, I'm a bit on the poorfag side but, could be worse. Thanks for the sentiment.

seems like you are on track. forget about what happend with and if you meet up, don't talk about it, just be happy to have her back in your live.

you can do it and when you are older, money (hopefully) won't be a matter anymore.

Thanks man, I needed that.

GO ON...

And??

may I asked what is wrong with you parents, you said even your sister moved out due to them(and this other stated situation).

in the end everything will be alright, if it isn't alright, it isn't the end.

why are u so emotional N shit fam

Parents treated us like shit afterwards, like we were some perversions of the human psyche, we couldn't take it

you need to let go of that social stigma your parents projected on you. it's like a voodoo hex on your psyche. I'm an only child but my ex and I used to RP being siblings. I don't buy into the taboo meme. sometimes siblings want to fuck and so what

I do see - well neither of their business, you can do it.

also freud said the oedipus thingy is normal and some cultures also see the incest thing more common, as far as I am concerned as long as none got raped or taken advantage of, you are nothing more than somebody who got the chance to fuck.

Guess you're right. Wish I had people like you around back then, maybe I wouldn't be a depressed fag. Too late now, thanks though.

dubs of truth.

none of us is perfect, if you want to connect I'll post my spam mail and we work out from this point to a more solid connection.

My sides have headed towards the moon

Nah, I'm fine mate, although thanks for the offer, really means alot to me.

double dubs and trips.

I'm fine with your decision! Best of luck for your degree, you can do it and nothing you did was unnatural.

Didnt even get to bone?

Your parents suck.

Thanks bronon

Oh okay op did get to bone

Good on you

Just read the thread, you're a fine guy user there's nothing wrong with what happened. Dunno why others see it necessary to impose their views on you or similar cases. Nobody got raped so where is the problem lol.

Nice trips btw.

>be yesterday
>paris subway
>I light up a cigarette
>man about my age sees me
>bastard engages staring contest
>we do this for a solid 3min, my eyes hurt
>I walk towards him cause I think he just wants to fight
>imokwiththis.gif
>he tells me i'm being rude by smoking in a public area
>we argue like we're about to punch each other in the face
>train arrives
>we jump in
>keep arguing in front of passengers for 10 min
>arguing leads nowhere
>we end up avoiding eye contact and being mute
>we get out the train at same station
>we split like nothing ever happened

I still can't figure out wtf

No it didnt