ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

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still confused about those thread but ill go for it:

Erie

Chris

Nathan

Jeff

Alpha male

Daryl

Aaron

Kevin

Chad

Hank

Lake

Aldo

Roastmedrigo

Joseph

Dean

All this are jerks names

your boy aint right

you're wearing a hat most of the times

WHAAAAAAAAT???????????????

You're a filthy Mexican, with long fingers and a gargantuan pair of huevos. Faggot.

Tanesha

i am actually not a lake, but good guess

Bence

You're a weebo with a fictional 2d waifu

Michael

"Jack"

Poor religious and virgin

No kids

Ethan

Muhammad

Merve

You have short brown hairs and thick glasses

that's so cool all I see are ***'s
my turn
Hunter22

you're a black girl from a ghetto and all the weekends you twerk at niggas dicks

Cuck

the Cunt

Courtney

Pedophile and a goat fucker

Garth.

You're vegetarian

You fucking chink

Erin

You're jew

Rody

Sounds like you have a mohawk

Nignog

You have huge tits

You live with trash as your only friend

Harley

George

Erik

Benis :DDD

Diab

Kody

i do have thick-rimmed glasses if thats what you meant, and i used to have short brown hair when i was 15-16

Hunting Bear

Osama

You have gray hairs

Mohammed Abdel Kadder

You're a short ass manlet, with nipples longer than that faggot Aaron's fingers.

You fuck goats. Live in a cave.

Emile

You have an explosive personality

Adolf

Matthew

How did you know that?

And you're studying law

you're above 30

Matthew

I will take that as a compliment for dead osama

Ciro

Aaron

Tallan

You're a youtuber with 1m+ subs.

Alan?

You're a chubby slut

Joshua.

Satish

Phil

You're cool

The weird dude in class with a calisus on his dick from beating it too hard

nope

You talk shit about higuain

Tom

Flat as a board, but I'll take the compliment none-the-less.

Sucks dicks

Garth? are did both your parents do nothing but play DnD and read medieval stories?

Samuel

Dakota

Marius

You're a homo

I've got a mate who's doing psychology, so he's psychic. He's pretty short too.

You're the average douchebag

You're trying to loose weight

Otto

Let us see

Party on.

had to kek even if I don't really follow football.

come on op my name is beautiful

Max

Mario

Jake

Ismael

sammy

Sound like the edgy black dude with strictly emo and weeb friends

Ivan.

You're a fatass Italian.

Fernando

Has an embarising christian family

Then you have red hairs and you're in highschool

same fag

you have a similar appearance to my door

Timothy have fun u fart's lol

Richard

Nathaniel

meagan

Lucas

You're adopted

not black, not redheaded, and dont know any emos/weebs

Colby

Bite

prove it

Eliza

webmshare.com/play/by04P

...

you're a dog

you love KFC

You will see them growing up soon. You are also a bi-curious virgin.

Alan

nope, finishing high school currently

Mohammed

A wonderfully special child that was home schooled

I don't think either of us want that. It'll ruin our relationship.
Now that's much more accurate. Especially if it's one of those doors with 4 cut out rectangles to make it look a little better than just a piece of wood with hinges and a handle.

Satish

Yes. Ouaf ouaf. Faggotcity is my home. Ouaf ouaf.

You like fishing

Samuel

>no I'm not a jew

Sound like a bully from a show like fairly odd parents

Hero

You're a jew.

Andres

Arthur

Luca (male)

host of jesus chatline

Gay and poor

called it

>total fucking jew

Kaleigh

You're a homossexual

Jordan

Your pretty good looking but not that tall

Joël

You have mustaches

Cancer to the civilized word

Willij

KEK

Joey

Jared

obese

nigger

Duncan

Nuno

...

You love baseball

You're a funny guy

Frederik

FrazierDanger

youtube.com/watch?v=q4qEQWYWLmE

I'm the most dangerous and final form of Bill Cosby

Mat.

Rocco

Kody

it is, and it's missing a door knob, want to cum replace my door?

You have a weird face but nice tits

Not gay. But poor.

schwarzenegger already means black nigger you retard

Jesse

You're a real madrid supporter

Tate

Trevor

Nah m8

Barack

You're black

Remco.

I dare you motherfuckers, i dare you to figure this out.

Does OP not love the name Satish

nope

toad

Frank

I once met a Mexican dude with this name.

You're either gay or a brit

Robin

Juicy rod, capable of anything. World conqueror. Sex gawd.

No, you're in highschool! And you're working part-time in a restaurant to get some money

Nicholas

You're reptillian

Zane

Jed

Griffin

Tom

Tammy

Matt

Zane

Heil Martinez

is supposed to reply to

You like pizza

supermarket, but alright

Autistic dutch osu! streamer who currently lives in USA

Hayden

Brian

Maynard

You're a mythical creature

Alexander

Mamiong

You're blond

You're a redneck

I'm 5'8 so idk if I'm a Manlet

Smurrdjo

You're a horse

I fuckin hate sports

white trash wearing camo and wreaks of hairspray

Super athletic. Sensitive side. Wants to do the right thing but your friends are assholes.

...

Julian

...

You're australian

Ethan

well fuck you buddy, have a nice day

It's not a phase mom

Lucian

Ignas

Keith

Who's that in the picture?

Brett

Likes getting drunk and high

No but i have a big spagethhi between my legs

You're around 20 years old. You own an iPhone 6. You have over 500 followers on your Instagram which is solely pictures of yourself. You enjoy novelty spiced lattes from Starbucks. You have blond hair. You are rarely seen outside your house without at least 2 friends.

Sorcha

Your real name is hampton

Pretty accurate
10/10

sorry mate but I'm pretty sure that's manlet territory

Renz

White Girl, lower middle class, lost virginity at 19, wears flannel from time to time in a semi Ironic way. Science or Literature background.

Peter

You're also shy and you don't have a lot of friends

James and meowth are looking for you

michael-code

Honestly?

Duncan

I'm actually a person who fucking hates people like that but good guess

James

you're black, beta, have no luck with women, but an alright dude to hang out with.

Isaac

No one did my name.
Mamadion

sebastian

Dan.

You tried heroin

Nope, fuck them

Brian

Maurycy

Cool guy. Had an affair with your wife.

Gabriel

Keith

Yeah

Corey

Sam (m)

Sam
Guess me I dare u

Overweight, miserable.

spot-on

You were forced to watch twilight and you're ashamed of liking it

You are endorsed by Schecter

Adam

Kenyan

You have perfect teeth 'cause you used a brace many years ago

solarian

Female. Dreadlocks.

Alex

2/2
congrats user

You're from london

Adrian

You're thinking of Jessie but nice try

Feelin left out but maybe cos its a weird one

Sorcha (f)

Mohammed Jesus Moses

Andrew

Gente boa, caralho

Rodrigo

Barry.

You are rich, blond and you have a boat

Eli

Pretty cool. Skinny fat, funny tho.

At least someone thinks I'm cool. I have no wife, though.

I don't have in IPhone or an Instagram, I've never been to Starbucks. I have black hair. And the last thing is right.

>You have a larger than you'd admit buttplug in right now

Nope, good try tho.
Guess again

Jodie