Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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still here

>Only slightly on the gay side

Liar.

why on earth would I not be open about it on the internet? I'm not so openly sexual in real life, but I'm an openly gay person there as well. I have zero problem with it, though I understand that's not the case for everyone.

we gonna hook up now, bby?

it's not gay if I suck your dick, bro. just say no homo after.

Just stab them

No, what's it about?

Is there gay shit?

here

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[holo]
Nice. How long have you been playing?

>why on earth would I not be open about it on the internet?

MUH INTERNET REPUTATION.


But yeah

>though I understand that's not the case for everyone.

That ^

>we gonna hook up now, bby?

Anytime bby.

How was whatever you were doing this weekend?

I forgot what it was.

Stabbing is always the best tactic

>tfw your waifu is from a book so very few pics exist

Claim~

oh my. give me them contact infos.

Want to be friends? I have this weird urge to protect Tomokos and I think I know why.
I won't be able to do much...but I can wish you luck everywhere you go!

I'll keep track for you. Let's do our best!

I'll search for a Busch tomorrow. I'm broke and lazy atm you see

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!!11!
.... sorry

>I'm not 30 yet
whatyumeannotreintamadamadatotemonewidontunderstandhowdoyoulivelifeknowingyounevertookashotatthatgirlfamlikedamwhat

Jk do you have favorites? Mine you can already guess

Tristana claimed

omg can i have it?

natsuo

Thread just gayed up, yay!

Hey shino bby

Or ax, or claws

Shh, Ruga-chan, you gotta be a jack of all traits to win good relationship statuses

I'll need to say "no homo" on regular intervals to wash the gayness away, you can also consult Kyoko, he has seen my dick already once.

Nope, but it does have good shit, 50 mins of it per episode

Holo!

fiiine, you still have a long way to go~

8 months?
I didn't play that much for the 3 months I was working at NASA, though

No oversexualised waifu claimed.

I PLAY POKEMON GOOO EVERYDAY~

You know to much

the gif? absolutely. that's why I posted it, in case you somehow didn't already have it.

well it's also not gay to show people your dick. in fact it's the straightest thing you can do.

hello again, gardy guy.

> you gotta be a jack of all traits to win good relationship statuses

Does having cancer help?

Oh, sorry.

Then how are you doing in general?

>well it's also not gay to show people your dick. in fact it's the straightest thing you can do.

100% truth right here.

Sure but it'd be an hour or two from now; I may stop by earlier so drop that summ name ples

no i dont have to many gifs i love it.

Heyo! What's the craic?

>doesn't give contact info

my sadness is endless like an ocean of tears.

well enjoy it.

we have talked before. im fine with talking

HURR DURR I AM A PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

nothing. story of my life. what's up with you?

It's an outdated format.

Can you say that spaced out? I'm shit at reading that kind of stuff

Yeah, I'm probably getting a master's

Garde!

What's the plot

Aight

TheWretchedTwig

I think you can figure it out by reading how togame calls me.

karen kujo

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I just like fast weapons that do a lot of damage.
I don't think there's a limit on how many colonists I can have as long as I can house them and feed them. Its gonna be BIG.

What do you wanna do?

So far I've played a lot of Cho, mumu, ashe and mundo. I don't really main anything
Oh you worked at nasa that's pretty sick. What did you do over there?

it is a mistake to assume I can figure anything out on my own. also who are you even talking about?

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Claim

Fine.

Hello

I worked with some meteorites to try and understand the dynamics of early accretion

Alright, I'll keep you noted

You got nice taste. You play with friends or alone?

E V E R Y D A Y

>ui
>out
>bye, Shiro

Tots

Even if it did I don't have cancer anymore, so check and mate

I don't wanna give too much away, guy and girl collect swords, oh there is also a huge plot that concerns changing history and lots of sads along the way.

Most people call me Togame and not Heaven, LIKE THEY SHOULD

>Even if it did I don't have cancer anymore

That's what they want you to believe.

Good to hear then.

Well, of to play riven in one for all

Or just be the best tank in the game, don't die

Design surgical arms

Aight fam, drop me yours also

What was the name again?

Hey

Not feeling too good, a little upset about something at the moment.
Franno!
How are you Kneesocks? You find a song you gonna stick with yet?

How are you

>can you say that spaced out

It's on purpose. I like to talk trash in a mumbling way. It's all for fun though

Omenja
If you can't find me here's my social number
5425-69-3425 (keypad)

oh, I'm sorry to hear that. care to talk about it?

Sounds complicated. Discovered anything cool?
I try to avoid playing this game alone now, so I don't end up playing much

>wearing white button up and carrying open glass of orange juice.
>pretty little lady bumps into me
>get oj on me
She asks me if I need a napkin while apologizing profusely.
>"No ma'am, Im alright. Do you need help?"
>coy smile deployed
Oh, um uh Im ok. Thank you though.
>"Well alright ma'am. See ya 'round'
>swaveness successfully deployed
>spaghetti secured

I meant to say 545-69-3425

Katanagatari, probably my most beloved series.

Ruga-chan you should get him to sign up for telegram

That is very specific for a freshman

Yeah, all the chondrules were slightly flattened in the same direction, so there was something interesting going on while all of them were coming together in 0g

Fine.

Top Tank Forever.

>Ruga-chan you should get him to sign up for telegram

Do it yourself.

And don't delete the account after 1 week this time.

Loser by Beck really appeals to me
Or Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz
Very well, you?

I only have 2 of those, very unfortunate :(

That's pretty good. I do the same as well, but mostly go solo for ranked

Good man. What are you up to now?

Not to intrude, but I'm going to, what's telegram? Is it like Skype or something?

Two of what?

It's a phone app that also has a web and desktop version.

But basically yeah, it's a messaging app.

playing some EVE, capitalizing on an event.

Just a shit ton of work I gotta get done, and I am what you would call a procrastinator.
Between the two, I'd go with Clint Eastwood, that one seems real fun to do.

That kind of picture, they're hilarious and I wish there were more. I need to watch Pandora Hearts with no subtitles so I can get some quality screen caps, there's some golden moments in the anime

wew
>I really hope you're not assuming I understand any of that shit
I don't really see myself playing all alone with 4 random bullies just to try to get a better rank

Im going for the perfection award over the sillyness.
Im not sure how Ill fair because of that descision

Bu-But...

Why do you have to be so mean to me

It's basically a messaging service, nothing particularly remarkable

I'm not really.

Basically, we still don't understand what was going on during the first ~100 million years of the solar system

>Bu-But...
>Why do you have to be so mean to me

Because you keep deleting your accounts.

gotcha. well I hope you get that taken care of. good luck.

Gotcha

I don't know what EVE is, but I'll search it up

I mute and carry. It's amazing how they still talk trash throughout the game even when we're winning; it'd be nice if they redirect their salt into the game or at least enemy team you know?

Thanks for informing me. What's your waifu's name?

Can't sleep for shit
I guess I fixed my phone though
How's life for everyone

playing swtor mmo because boredom

Oh right you have that
I'm guessing its completely dead?
Was it fun though?

Ah I see.
I post more screencaps then I do artwork.

So much to discover~ I was just kidding by the way
Yeah how people act in this game blows my mind

I enjoy it!

Oh?

Both can be good, but I prefer to post some of the art work I have, because I think they're pretty

Okay fine, I'll make a new one. But I'm not promising anything about staying in touch.

Togame from Katanagatari

I'll see you around then

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QOTT What is your real first name?
Shelby

No i see new people in this. started a new character and guilds are actively recruiting

I'm doing bloody good; might get a game with Franny in a bit

All walks of life league offers, but the most I have seen so far hailed from the Black Sea

It sounds awesome and I may try it out after semester ends. I'll keep my eye on it

Ty

Ha

Aw...

Tiny tomatoes suck

Nice try hacker
You'll get nothing out of me
Oh that's pretty surprising
So you gonna start playing again?
What character did you make?

maybe.

Micheál

But Bill!

i guess. i made a sith warrior

Who's bill?
If you guess my name I'll post my address and bank account and social security number

Aart!
The odds are low, Ive got a good chance, r right?

Oh that's cool
Siths are better anyway
Aart?
You're guessing in the right direction since that's a Dutch name
But even then, your chances are lower than my will to live

right now i even have my own twilek slave

you need to go easy on me with the science stuff but I'm willing to learn still
This community is beyond salvation
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What's wrong 'socks?

Is it rascist to have googled dutch names to get that?
It feels like it is
Thats sad, same though!

Ya laughed at my name!

It better be a female
That shit is hot
What do you need it for anyway?
I thought you had forgotten about me
How are you bby?
>5 off
Life sucks
It's really not, it's smart
But even then, I'm the only one with this
Believe me I googled it

I didn't laugh at your name, that was my answer to the question. I haven't met a Shelby yet

>One of my colonists is a legless fuck and I don't have the medicine to give him new legs
Goddamn it.

...just end me now famlam

it is. she is blue. she was opening a specific cavern for me

Mine

What game are you even playing?
We can drink the bleach together
Wew, I guess you have a pretty hard lightsaber now?
So she isn't really your slave? Just a companion
Disappoint

Clorox or Tide? I prefer tide because it's color safe

I could never do that

Rim World! Its fun.

Were cool people. Weird and nice

Oh! Then I concede, it will forever be a mystery!

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its red and yeah. no she is a slave. everytime we chat i have a dialogue option to shock her

Sorry I dipped out on you earlier there. We were on StarCraft II I believe?

Pweetycat

Kk. John

I usually just mix the two for optimal result
Also I'm sorry I didn't see your previous reply because I don't get (you) on phone for some reason
Anything in particular which got you feeling this good?
How was your weekend friend?
I'm sorry sometimes dark thoughts creep into my mind
Never heard of it
Tell me more, what kind of game?
Gehehe, maybe if I can somehow send it in a more of a private chatroom
Like a discord for example
This is still a Cred Forums, it's quite easy to find me with just first name

Calamity-masu'd

I have blisters on my hand and it's severely unpleasnt

Hot
Not a kitty!
Stop jerking off without any lube.

Like the captain of the normandy!

You worry far too much winner!
Are you trying to seduce me into a private session!

No lube?
I just use spit, ya twit

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No. I was swinging around a metal stick with holes in it. The stick was also hot, so it just folded my skin like paper.

A Galil ^^
Its a survival game where you run a colony, its very Prison Architecty, basically you have control of colonists and they do shit for you, you're their god and you gotta make sure they survive. Its also a lot like Dwarf Fortress, where the colonists are stupid and do stupid shit, but its okay cause they're doing their best.

I don't want to study. Quick, distract me!

That's pretty hilarious
Can she rebel or something? You better make sure she knows her place
You should take it easy with the masturbation my friend
It's even more unpleasant on your dick
Pssh your sweet talk won't change my mind
M-maybe
I'm just saying we have a discord and a lot people in there would like you to join
Am I being seductive enough?>You're their god
So black and white basically?
That sounds fucking good though
How much is it?

if you are into it
well she is a slave.

Im getting lewd arent I?

On it!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzly4fD0YA

You are indeed.

Just learned how to play the OPM theme on guitar

Yea but so we're niggers and look where we are now
Just keep an eye on her
Did they add anything story wise?
Congrats
I don't know it so I'm not sure if it's hard or not

I suppose its working, but Im on mobile when Im on here!
Does this matter?
I have minimul knowledge on discord
Id be happy to join!

My lord, Im good at this whole ERP business!

Claimed

No. Stop that.

i dont know. she is my slave though so i guess she is going to follow me forever.

vocaroo and post it

>Any sort of lube at all
Pleb
Why though
An Elle!
Extremely into it
>TFW no PC to have a Twi'Lek slave on
Suffering.gif
Hey Ruby

Same thread still up?

They don't call me a womaniser for nothing
There is an app which I use as well
Shino was just telling me we needed to recruit you
Yea but
Well probably
Does she fight? Or carry items?
I mean what are her practical uses?Yup
It's been incredibly slow tonight

$30, or free if you so desire.
>It is not worth $30 I can tell you that much
How goes it?

Kung fu.

the slave part the twilek part or the shock part?
she is able to fight and has an absurd amount of healing in combat

But by gum, Im good at it!
Am I being the naughty?~

Speaking of dark thoughts, that's pretty much how yesterday went. Today was fine I went for a barbecue at my grandparent's place and we watched hockey

Sad to see, how's it going?

DRY BONES

Well Im friends with Shiro, I suppose it wont hurt
KnobbyKneesocks #9478

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You people have like 5 other boards to post to, why Cred Forums?