Nostalgia fap thread

nostalgia fap thread

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>Implying I haven't fapped to her since like yesterday

made me hit puberty in a blink of an eye. From playing with He-Man and the gang to fapping in a split second...

I still watch that show and fap in the first movie you can see her panties

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What part?

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I used to fap to naked cheerleaders from the XFL, impossible to find now.

I also used to fap to this stephanie mcmahon look a like in a wet t-shirt that was all over wwf fan sites back in the day

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i remember getting my first boner watching clarissa. my babysitter misunderstood (under the impression that SHE was the reason) and told me that it was wrong to feel that way about her. "you're name's not clarrisa, right?" i asked

nice trips.
ma niggas. also pic related

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Is that Nicky Minage?

Also, National Geographic.

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I still fap to her to mmmmmmmm

Isn't from a very long time ago but I don't think g4 is still around.

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I was trying not to cum today!!!!!!! Thanx alot

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let me end this thread right now

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I'm too lazy to insert Alex Mac in here, so pretend you're seeing an image of her where this text is.

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Mmmm i remember the first show when she gets her powers she is naked heheheh

good fucking call

all 4 sisters were hot but I always liked her the most...had sooo many boners

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Christina Ricci! Yes! I wanted to fuck Wensday Adams so bad.

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Holy shit, I'm gonna fucking cum. Yes!

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Sauce?

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Fucking yes!!

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Buckets. Tawnee Stone was like a hot babysitter and Jordan Capri was like a proper girlfriend.

So glad I growed up in the golden age of Lightspeed

agreed

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my nigger. first time i ever saw a pair of tits.

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be fine to be a male guard and fuck her

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My first boner was with slave leia. When Jabba would yank on her chain. I had no idea why I was getting excited but it explains many of my kinks now.

also im pretty sure there was a nip slip when the blue alien lady got dropped into the rancor pit. i paused on that scene a billion times as a kid haha

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So true

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Hey! Not just me then. Cool!

What show is that?

Too soon

Yellow Power Ranger from SPD.
She turned out okay.

Not ever shes to fucking nasty ! Hell that bitch gave aids to aids hahahahaha

Kek

Who here remembers Heather?

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I second these

Oh fuck lol I loved her

I've blown so many loads to this chick it's not even funny. Fuck she was sooooo hot.

whoa dude. thats old.

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Holy shit. /thread

yes sir

They used a dude from the Japanese version when the helmet was on

What are you 12, you fucking retarded bitch nigger

I liked Peg...

Wrong

Fivehead

God back to 2001 on lime wire

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Your the bitch nigger ^_^ she fucking sexy as hell you fag

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You're a 33yo virginal NEET aren't you, you no account bitchtard

How is generic porn "nostalgic"?

Queer...

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Old hat

You jerk off to pony-porn, don't you?

Now this is both obscure and nostalgic

I commend you sir

Yeah how did you know?

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I always thought it was amazing how tawnee's vagina was always closed. never seen one like that in real life.

I've banged more girls than you.
There's no point arguing, we all know it's true

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Your choice of...... women?

Yes you have but iv had my wife for about 14 years ^_^ so i know i dont have any stds what about yourself?

Pretty sure this was the first thing I ever fapped to, from a hentai quiz I stumbled upon on Newgrounds.

It was either this, the girls from The Man Show on late night g4tv, or commercials from Girls Gone Wild.

You should calm down dude

nigga that's casper

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>^_^

*sigh* I'll just, uh....leave you alone now...

Thank you now i have to download the movies and tv show

Can't. Too much faggotry here

Uh. Stop being autistic.

Check out pic related.
You get your bizarre Ricci fix and enjoy a great example of independent film making!

Still hot

Busted many nuts over those videos.

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I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, at first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

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You guys who know , know.

Vicky and Dee & Desi were queens of entertainment back then.

Cheryl Tiegs looks like an elongated catchers mitt now...

Thank you user

My nigger

Fake pic, but still MY NIGGER

bitch more as you contribute nothing guy

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Why does she have the green rangers shield on? Not accurate. Can't fap.

I dont have permission then FUCK YOU

tara tho

Blow

You queer?

What a shit babysitter. A good babysitter would have BEEN your Clarissa.

Nostalgic fake faps.

You're a 400lb loser

NOW SUCK PISS

i jerked off to this exact scene in the digimon movie.

the other kids in the theater were not amused...

Delete this!

I think it's time you ate something

No and go fuck yourself

I'm contributing insults

I'm this threads designated troll

Samefag

No your not bitch i am!!!!!!!! Now suck my ass

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No only the top one but thanx for the mad respect fag

You were right about the other three, though!

Fag

Samefag

Hahahaha props

He's losing his ability to speak!

You're too easy, you NEETass bitch nigger!

No still only the top dumbass

I literally remember the exact moment I started being attracted to women. I was in a car traveling back home from grandmas right after a christmas and I just fucking realized that Britney is sexy. It was like on/off thing. I didnt even have any reason to think about her at that time.

seconded!!!! what's about her life now??

Thats not what your sister and mom told me lastnight ;)

No. I would never bastardize the
English language by using "thanx"

Samefag

I don't have a sister or a mom

Who the hell did you rape?

my first tv love

Awww THANX hahahahaha

I got an early start with her...

Nope top 2 tho

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Maybe it was your dog i dont know i was drunk and high on meth

You and I are the same person I guess

Do you also have a 12 inch cock, other me?

oh god I remember Liz Vicious... fffffffuck. I wanted her in the worst way.

Ah, that explains it
Is this you by chance?

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Only 8 inches but thats all i need ;) the girl i fuck dont mind she is not use to bigger ;)

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As a kid watching her in movies in the 60s was the first time I felt 'funny in my pants'.

Oh hell no im not no FUCKING NIGGER

I remember you were a virgin back then!

This remains true, yes? It would make sense since you like bland goth girls with boy bodies...

This girl. Anybody got News on her?

You're just a big ol' lame, aren't ya?

Spilled so much seed to her over the years, I wonder what happened to her

This... Ha ha ha!

"Big ol' lame"? Wow, you are a huge faggot.

Didn't she go into porn?

I'm startin' to think you weren't joking about the meth...

Raped and killed by niggers back in '01

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You fags are too young to even know the struggle.

HOLY SHIT I literally went to highschool with her- she became big porn actress- if someone knows her porn name I can give you her real name and phone number she will prolly havbe sex with you.

I find it hard to fap to this lesbian

Proof or GTFO

The only time i joke is when i tell the girl i wont cum inside her

Mine was more original Skyler, a concept you'll never understand...

Oh fuck! Dat feel in 8th grade when your boy hooks it up with a scrambler

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My friends dad caught me jerking it to show girls when I was like 10 having a sleepover at his house. I was scared he'd tell my parents about it but he didn't.

>prolly havbe

...the state of our schools...

Of course I was a virgin back then.
>you like bland goth girls with boy bodies...
Fuck yeah, I do. I'm not a virgin anymore, but I don't see how that would make me like bland goth girls with boy bodies any less.

I would never marry a serious goth girl, though. I like the aesthetics. I also like accessories. Furries are fine, too.. just no fursuits.

Are you this man?

youtube.com/watch?v=FP3FsutfJUY

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Did he suck your cock its ok you can tell us

Still one of my favorite villains

Wow. She got thicc

No im not a NIGGER

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I will post the yearbook photo but maybe I am tripping. I will know by her new porn name if anyone knows that.

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Yesh i know she looked better when she was 12

"Nostalgia" cuts off at the late 70's and that's pushing it.

Disappear assface

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>not a virgin anymore

What was his name?

no

Oops sorry wrong oneI ment to click this one

Lol my babysitter more or less did the same (although she was the reason I got a boner). I pretended I didn't know what the hell she was talking about and she was like " o-oh i-i-iguess you're too young to know what youredoing'

>Mfw

her accent was amazing

She's trans, I'm not saying the name.

Is this the same girl?

Man face; fivehead; no-talent; bad boob job...

I could go on

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Woops is THIS the same girl?

Wrong

This is the first woman I ever felt attracted to, I remember thinking it was just infatuation but I didn't know why. Then I bonered and I knew

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Nope

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She is so fucking hot

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I know that now, but when I was 13 I was less discerning.

I love incest. I masturbate to my lil sisters dirty panties. They smell so fucking good

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Love that movie

I remember jerking off to her when she was on "Clarissa Explains it all". Showing my age a bit there.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4waQKy64b8U

She is fucking so sexy

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Is that Moot with a cow?

you are in your 30's?

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Fap fap fap

Old man take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you weeeere...

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kek

Gross, I just liked Ginger Lynn's tits.

Remember when "oops, u did it again" video came out and there was a half second of Britney showing camel toe and all the rich Normie's that could afford printers printed off pics of that and sold those pics during middle school? I remember...

Gotta love soma dem gran pans

Dey gotta have a big bush doe...

Yeah, I guees your right

Think I mighta played the flesh fiddle to her back then, too

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Lol my sis has some sexy lil tits

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Oh Yeah!

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She still turns me on

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Get this fake-ass nose job havin' Jewbitch outta my fuckin' face, you faggot ass bitch nigger!!!!

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