When I tell someone I love kids, I don't mean sexually

I'm not turned on by the idea of my partner getting fucked by someone else.

I don't like traps

i dislike rekt

I can't triforce
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^^

The pics they post in loli-threads are shit most of the time.

I'm happy and successful

I like being nice to people

i have a vagina

I have a will to live

I don't like arguing with people.

I'm not sexist, racist, or even dislike muslims.

And I support equal rights and the likes.

(can still laugh at bad taste jokes about them though.)

I'm actually over 18 and not racist.

>i'm not autistic
>i don't bitch and moan about every single problem
>i have a girlfriend
>i enjoy life
>i like things
>i'm not gay
>i'm a newfag
>i think being a oldfag means absolutely jackshit
>i'm not fat
>i don't like anime

I have emotional maturity, don't care much for racial epithets, and do not harbor Libertarian fantasies.

Hillary didn't pay me to be here.

When a girl shoots me down, I think objectively about what I could do better next time, instead of the go-to assumption that all women are liars/whores and should like me for me

I'm not a homosexual/weaboo

I actually enjoy the non hormone driven threads that happen once a month

He likes....things.... But he's not gay, what is it he likes?

cause I think 99% of Cred Forums is shit
not a juvenile
not a degenerate
not a gaylord
not an edgelord
not a debbie downer pessimistic piss ant
just passing thru, not camping here

This.

Also, have reproduced. Don't like Females with anything but female parts.

uhhh sounds like youve been shot down a lot to have to make yourself think that you're not ugly. you ugly little bitch boy

I'm an engineer making over 100K a year and my code is in millions of devices. Many of you will use it each time you power your phones or tablets on.

i think he means he "likes things" in contrast to many posters who only say they dislike things.

Or he likes, things. Male parts? That would mean, you are gay though.

late-night Cred Forums (2am eastern, 11pm pacific, 0600UTC) has less hormones and more thought to it. Not to say it's a boundless wellspring of creative thought, but it's usually more interesting.

I only like the threads that say they only dislike things

joke's on you fagit i'm flushing my phone down the toilet as you read this. where's your code now?

I don't mind to be just friend with a girl if i think that have sex with her will destroy our relation

I secretly suspect a good portion of anons are like that, they just can't admit it because they actually still give a fuck

After about 4:00am eastern its generally fap/kik/roulette threads

When I'm honest about my life you all call me a Chad.

I think you're trying too hard. It's not hard to see what he meant, and there's not enough vagueness for you to breath a joke into it.

That's funny.

What kind of phone are you using? My code is not in anything cheap enough to flush down a toilet.

I have had sex with an actual woman who wasn't related to me.

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I'm not looking for porn.

Kek

Galaxy 7
I'd take a pic to prove it, but I take pics with my phone and it's currently making my toilet flood the bathroom.

Right in the feels. Was with her but we live in different countries and we don't buy into long distance. Plus still student so can't move

>implying I write code for chinks
No. I work on the firmware that starts Apple SoCs. I worked on the A9 and A10 SecureROMs.

yeah because the only thing in the world is cock.
mystery solved servecock holmes

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I have an 8/10 girlfriend and an Oxford degree.

not a cunt

So, since your employer can't possibly identify you here, could you spill a bit on what exactly our phones are doing when we don't use them? Is it true they listen to everything?

You think software engineers don't belong on Cred Forums? Really?

Have you ever been in one of those what's your job / major threads? Every other post is from one of you guys.

uhhh sounds like you've talked to about 3 girls in your life if you actually believe being physically attractive is all you gotta do to pick up girls, I suggest getting a hobby that doesn't involve a screen

Not him, but it depends on how attractive you are. Being philsocially attractive can be sufficient, if not necessary, to picking up girls.

Well, I don't really know. The firmware that I make is designed to help boot the device. There are no magic tricks to remotely turn on phones. However, the lightning cables can provide a special kind of serial connection through Apple's proprietary bus to interact with various parts of the software and hardware. Since this includes the SecureROM and other low level stuff, it very easily could be used as a backdoor if someone has physical access. As far as anything userland (what runs while the phone is on) I couldn't tell you much. Ask Cred Forums about that.

This place is for autistic retards, which is why I love it. Working with smart people all day is shit. Cred Forums offers total stupidity and an endless supply of useless rants, arguments, facts, lies, and images. Feels goo man.

And in case anyone is wondering, I'm not the genius who didn't include the correct dongle in the iShit 7 box.

Im not disagreeing with anything you said, I'm just disagreeing that the idea of being a software engineer would somehow rule you out of belonging in a place where probably like 20% of the population works/studies it.

I function well in social environments

It is necessary but not the only requirement. You still have to have your charisma on point. The love/sex/dating game is a completely different realm for people 8/10 and above, it's very dog-eat-dog

>20% of the population works/studies it.
If we're talking all of Cred Forums, then yes, I agree. If we're talking about Cred Forums then I couldn't disagree more.

i play pkemmmon

I'm happily married with a kid & a job

I find racists to be too stupid to realize they shouldn't let on that they're racist

I have no problem with gays or other alternative lifestyles

>happily married with kids

Liar closet faggot spotted. Welcome home, faggot. You're right where you belong.

Read my post again. I said it was sufficient, though not necessary.

anything else like this? I need to see it.

how to drive.

No, sorry. I have 12TB of storage but less than a GB of porn. See /gif/.

I know what "cuck" and "cuckhold" means, and know that neither phrase has ever been used correctly on /b.

Greentext story plz.

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Tits or gtfo!

newfag

I don't belong anywhere.

> I think Nina the cam whore deserves sympathy not an hero encouragement

> I wish most people well

> I don't hate niggers (despise them though)

> I have had the opportunity to really ruin people's lives over the interwebz but haven't out of pity
> - didn't out guy as an atheist to his fundy Mormon wife
> - Didn't out the hooker to her facebook pals that she's hooking (she sent me an email from her email that she uses for cancerbook too)
> - others too tired to type about now

My IQ isn't 34030 like everyone on Cred Forums from those realistic tests

Tits or gtfo.

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I get along with people who aren't white.

I believe women deserve respect and consideration.

Why the fuck not

>I get along with people who aren't white.

Not at all disqualifying.

I'm a White Nationalist and I get along with non-whites.

The question is: Do you want America to undergo ethnic transformation?

If yes, you're a SJW who belongs at the bottom of the ocean, not on /b.

fuck off

I'm not white

I'm filipino and I think racism is detestable, but I agree that SJWs fetishize non-whites and that Americans reserve the right to maintain their ethnic composition.

I don't understand why they don't get angry at Japan, China, or African countries who actively discriminate against other races, rather than white countries, which are generally far more progressive.

I've got food poisoning right now so I really should be focused on that

With the occasional bestiality thread thrown in there.

i hate fur/traps/midgets

Not sure if this means I should belong here or not but...

I have a wife... but she's asian...
Also, I made my dream a reality and currently live in Japan.

>I don't understand why they don't get angry at Japan, China

Because the Orientals won't wring their hands and squirm when the SJWs try to lay a guilt trip on them for not importing the underclasses of the 3rd world.

I am actually ashamed at the US treatment of the Philippines, but have 0 desire to get into shit with China over a few rocky outposts or to import millions of sub-90 IQ impoverished wogs.

Weaboo with a waifu. . . . if you have her peg you then you're in the right place.

>slide to unclock

I'm not a conservative

have a wife
Have a job
Have friends
Not racist
Not sexist
Not a minor
Not cucked
Not into traps

Just here for laughs

it's a fucking comment with the american election; "im with her" it's Hilary's shitty slogan, lol.

lulZ

vagina

Im a normie, although I enter Cred Forums every ducking day . I ant leave , help me guys

this is mesmerizing

Welp there's that. At least there are parts of this shitty election that isn't in my country nor the one I live in that I know off. Way too much already