When I tell someone I love kids, I don't mean sexually

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

When I tell someone I love kids, I don't mean sexually.

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

I'm with her

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

I'm not american

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

I like my women to not have a penis

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

I'm not sexually frustrated enough

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

My ASD score isn't quite high enough.

▲ ▲

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

I have sex regularly and have a child.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

i like to breathe

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

Ive tasted the flesh of a female

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

when i post i never get doubles

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

I'm not turned on by the idea of my partner getting fucked by someone else.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

I don't like traps

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

i dislike rekt

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

I can't triforce
^
^^

Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

The pics they post in loli-threads are shit most of the time.

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

I'm happy and successful

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

I like being nice to people

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

i have a vagina

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

I have a will to live

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

I don't like arguing with people.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

I'm not sexist, racist, or even dislike muslims.

And I support equal rights and the likes.

(can still laugh at bad taste jokes about them though.)

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

I'm actually over 18 and not racist.

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

i'm not autistic
i don't bitch and moan about every single problem
i have a girlfriend
i enjoy life
i like things
i'm not gay
i'm a newfag
i think being a oldfag means absolutely jackshit
i'm not fat
i don't like anime

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

I have emotional maturity, don't care much for racial epithets, and do not harbor Libertarian fantasies.

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Hillary didn't pay me to be here.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

When a girl shoots me down, I think objectively about what I could do better next time, instead of the go-to assumption that all women are liars/whores and should like me for me

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

I'm not a homosexual/weaboo

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

I actually enjoy the non hormone driven threads that happen once a month

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

He likes....things.... But he's not gay, what is it he likes?

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

cause I think 99% of Cred Forums is shit
not a juvenile
not a degenerate
not a gaylord
not an edgelord
not a debbie downer pessimistic piss ant
just passing thru, not camping here

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

This.

Also, have reproduced. Don't like Females with anything but female parts.

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

uhhh sounds like youve been shot down a lot to have to make yourself think that you're not ugly. you ugly little bitch boy

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

I'm an engineer making over 100K a year and my code is in millions of devices. Many of you will use it each time you power your phones or tablets on.

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

i think he means he "likes things" in contrast to many posters who only say they dislike things.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

Or he likes, things. Male parts? That would mean, you are gay though.

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

late-night Cred Forums (2am eastern, 11pm pacific, 0600UTC) has less hormones and more thought to it. Not to say it's a boundless wellspring of creative thought, but it's usually more interesting.

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

I only like the threads that say they only dislike things

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

joke's on you fagit i'm flushing my phone down the toilet as you read this. where's your code now?

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

I don't mind to be just friend with a girl if i think that have sex with her will destroy our relation

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

I secretly suspect a good portion of anons are like that, they just can't admit it because they actually still give a fuck

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

After about 4:00am eastern its generally fap/kik/roulette threads

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

When I'm honest about my life you all call me a Chad.

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

I think you're trying too hard. It's not hard to see what he meant, and there's not enough vagueness for you to breath a joke into it.

That's funny.

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

What kind of phone are you using? My code is not in anything cheap enough to flush down a toilet.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

I have had sex with an actual woman who wasn't related to me.

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

^
^ ^

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

I'm not looking for porn.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

Kek

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Galaxy 7
I'd take a pic to prove it, but I take pics with my phone and it's currently making my toilet flood the bathroom.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Right in the feels. Was with her but we live in different countries and we don't buy into long distance. Plus still student so can't move

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

implying I write code for chinks
No. I work on the firmware that starts Apple SoCs. I worked on the A9 and A10 SecureROMs.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

yeah because the only thing in the world is cock.
mystery solved servecock holmes

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

I have an 8/10 girlfriend and an Oxford degree.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

not a cunt

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

So, since your employer can't possibly identify you here, could you spill a bit on what exactly our phones are doing when we don't use them? Is it true they listen to everything?

Ryan King
Ryan King

You think software engineers don't belong on Cred Forums? Really?

Have you ever been in one of those what's your job / major threads? Every other post is from one of you guys.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

uhhh sounds like you've talked to about 3 girls in your life if you actually believe being physically attractive is all you gotta do to pick up girls, I suggest getting a hobby that doesn't involve a screen

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Not him, but it depends on how attractive you are. Being philsocially attractive can be sufficient, if not necessary, to picking up girls.

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

Well, I don't really know. The firmware that I make is designed to help boot the device. There are no magic tricks to remotely turn on phones. However, the lightning cables can provide a special kind of serial connection through Apple's proprietary bus to interact with various parts of the software and hardware. Since this includes the SecureROM and other low level stuff, it very easily could be used as a backdoor if someone has physical access. As far as anything userland (what runs while the phone is on) I couldn't tell you much. Ask /g/ about that.

This place is for autistic retards, which is why I love it. Working with smart people all day is shit. Cred Forums offers total stupidity and an endless supply of useless rants, arguments, facts, lies, and images. Feels goo man.

And in case anyone is wondering, I'm not the genius who didn't include the correct dongle in the iShit 7 box.

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

Im not disagreeing with anything you said, I'm just disagreeing that the idea of being a software engineer would somehow rule you out of belonging in a place where probably like 20% of the population works/studies it.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

I function well in social environments

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

It is necessary but not the only requirement. You still have to have your charisma on point. The love/sex/dating game is a completely different realm for people 8/10 and above, it's very dog-eat-dog

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

20% of the population works/studies it.
If we're talking all of Cred Forums, then yes, I agree. If we're talking about Cred Forums then I couldn't disagree more.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

i play pkemmmon

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

I'm happily married with a kid & a job

I find racists to be too stupid to realize they shouldn't let on that they're racist

I have no problem with gays or other alternative lifestyles

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

happily married with kids

Liar closet faggot spotted. Welcome home, faggot. You're right where you belong.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Read my post again. I said it was sufficient, though not necessary.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

anything else like this? I need to see it.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

how to drive.

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

No, sorry. I have 12TB of storage but less than a GB of porn. See /gif/.

Parker Green
Parker Green

I know what "cuck" and "cuckhold" means, and know that neither phrase has ever been used correctly on /b.

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Greentext story plz.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

^////^

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Tits or gtfo!

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

newfag

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

I don't belong anywhere.

David Morgan
David Morgan

I think Nina the cam whore deserves sympathy not an hero encouragement

I wish most people well

I don't hate niggers (despise them though)

I have had the opportunity to really ruin people's lives over the interwebz but haven't out of pity
- didn't out guy as an atheist to his fundy Mormon wife
- Didn't out the hooker to her facebook pals that she's hooking (she sent me an email from her email that she uses for cancerbook too)
- others too tired to type about now

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

My IQ isn't 34030 like everyone on Cred Forums from those realistic tests

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Tits or gtfo.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

I get along with people who aren't white.

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

I believe women deserve respect and consideration.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

Why the fuck not

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

I get along with people who aren't white.

Not at all disqualifying.

I'm a White Nationalist and I get along with non-whites.

The question is: Do you want America to undergo ethnic transformation?

If yes, you're a SJW who belongs at the bottom of the ocean, not on /b.

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

fuck off

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

I'm not white

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

I'm filipino and I think racism is detestable, but I agree that SJWs fetishize non-whites and that Americans reserve the right to maintain their ethnic composition.

I don't understand why they don't get angry at Japan, China, or African countries who actively discriminate against other races, rather than white countries, which are generally far more progressive.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

I've got food poisoning right now so I really should be focused on that

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

With the occasional bestiality thread thrown in there.

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

i hate fur/traps/midgets

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

Not sure if this means I should belong here or not but...

I have a wife... but she's asian...
Also, I made my dream a reality and currently live in Japan.

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

I don't understand why they don't get angry at Japan, China

Because the Orientals won't wring their hands and squirm when the SJWs try to lay a guilt trip on them for not importing the underclasses of the 3rd world.

I am actually ashamed at the US treatment of the Philippines, but have 0 desire to get into shit with China over a few rocky outposts or to import millions of sub-90 IQ impoverished wogs.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Weaboo with a waifu. . . . if you have her peg you then you're in the right place.

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

slide to unclock

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

I'm not a conservative

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

have a wife
Have a job
Have friends
Not racist
Not sexist
Not a minor
Not cucked
Not into traps

Just here for laughs

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

it's a fucking comment with the american election; "im with her" it's Hilary's shitty slogan, lol.

David Myers
David Myers

lulZ

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

vagina

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

Im a normie, although I enter Cred Forums every ducking day . I ant leave , help me guys

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

this is mesmerizing

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Welp there's that. At least there are parts of this shitty election that isn't in my country nor the one I live in that I know off. Way too much already

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