HEY CUNTS HOWS IT GOING? BRAD HERE...

HEY CUNTS HOWS IT GOING? BRAD HERE. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO WORTHLESS IN THE EYES OF FEMALES THAT YOU RESORT TO TURNING GAY, INTO TRAPS N SHIT. ALL YOU FAGGOTS DO IS TALK ABOUT HOW WOMEN ARE WHORES AND HOW SOCIETY HATES YOU, SO YOU COME ON HERE AND HANG OUT ALL THE TIME- WASTING YOUR SHITTY LIVES ON THE INTERNET. WHILE YOU DO THIS, GUYS LIKE ME ARE SMASHING GIRLS LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTER. MEANWHILE YOU SIT THERE SWEATING IN YOUR OWN EXSISTENCE EATING DORITOS AND SIPPING MOUNTAIN DEW. YOU'RE PATHETIC. THERE ARE LITERALLY MILLIONS OF GIRLS OUT THERE READY TO FUCK AND SUCK ANY GUY WHO HAS A TAD BIT OF GAME AND CONFIDENCE. WHY DON'T YOU INSTEAD OF BEING ON HERE TRY AND GET SOME ASS/PUSSY. YOU SUCK. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU. FUCK Cred Forums!

Lost

Thankyou for the advice Brad, it does not feel good to be so unwanted by females like you indicated. Could you give me some tips for being a better man? Or Maybe we could hangout and pick up chicks together? Thankyou.

if ya hate Cred Forums so bad, why are you here?

thanks, brad.

Chad is actually working the fuck out to hide his gay preferences to his father.

1 shot from my .45 would level u

You look like you have 500 extra chromosomes. No joke

HAHAHAHAHHAAH good thread OP

YEAH OKAY, BUT YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOOT SOMEONE SO THAT'S OFF.

>Tfw my actual name is chad
>beta robot
>I will never live up to my name

AND YOU ARE PROBABLY A FAT PIECE OF SHIT.

Brad skipped leg day

Tough guy. Don't you know how to fight with your hands you little faggot? Beating up your dick like it owes you money doesn't count

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i wonder how microscopic your dick is

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YEAH GOOD ONE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID BRO? PROBABLY NOT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, HONESTLY. LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT ME IS ABOUT MY DICK- YOU'RE WEIRD AND LOST. YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD DUDE.

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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

OMG IM ACTUALLY CRINGING XDXDXDXD

Yeah no shit newfag

YEAH IT'S BAIT LOL, RIGHT. ANYTHING CHALLENGING PEOPLE HERE IS EITHER BAIT OR TROLL, YET EVERYTHING I'VE SAID ON HERE IS ACTUALLY TRUE SHIT. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF GIRLS OUT THERE AND YOU GUYS ARE ON HERE POSTING FAGGOT PICS AND TALKING ABOUT HOW SOCIETY HATES YOU. YEAH REAL BAIT. IDIOT. YOU'RE SO STUPID. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ON HERE 24/7.

bro why are you so mad, did a 4chiner steal yo bitch

NOPE, I'M JUST BAFFLED AS TO WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE ON HERE 24/7 WHEN LIFE IS SO SHORT YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE DOING SOMETHING REAL WITH YOUR LIVES. PISSES ME OFF. FUCKING LAZYASS GENERATION WITH NO EMPATHY.

you look to be in the same generation as most of us, and I dont think your wrong that time is better spent elsewhere than on Cred Forums but that doesnt make all of us antisocial virgins.
Thisis the only place that can make me laugh anymore and although theres a lotta faggy stuff theres also some good shit that has happened here

WELL YOU SEEM LIKE AN INTELLIGENT GUY, SO YOU'RE COOL.

you too bro lol

Submissive bitch letting fucking Chad brad decide if your cool

SHUT UP RETARD, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS WORLD. CALLING HIM A BITCH YET YOU PROBABLY NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE EXCEPT TO GET CHIPS AND SODA. DIE.

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You have a point

True words!

I intermittent fasted until 6pm today and had a green smoothie. Worked my tinder game and i'm going out for drinks with this cute girl tomorrow night. I just come here because of the porn

sexy chad

You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if you pencil-necked faggot faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

lol back then im fat shit no muscle at all
lose weight now i gained fat and become fat again
but still cool cause i have that muscle and fat still look like a badass beast

jokes on you I dont drink mountain dew

CUNNNNNNNNNNT.!

Fat cunt...

>Yeah, my long autistic rant will show them.

How does it feel to know that you will never get back those 20 minutes you spent writing and posting that rant on here?

>WHY DON'T YOU INSTEAD OF BEING ON HERE TRY AND GET SOME ASS/PUSSY?

The same could be said for you. Why come here and say the obvious instead slaying some mad pussy? If we are losers, we even care enough to come on here?

Fucking SAMBO....

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. !

Is this the natty limit?