ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

part 2

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Paige.

bumping with the previous pic

Ivan.

Male to female trans

Chubby with a cute face.

Charles.

You changed the color of your hairs and you like rock music

Maxwell

Nope. 100% real girl.

Yes, actually.

Hope

byron

Patrick

Wow 100%?

Ian.

You grew up quiet, because if you talked your parents didnt give you shit. Hi my names Beau.

Pradeep

Axel

You're dumb as fuck.

You are taller than average and have strong masculine facial features.

Your hairs are mostly black with shades of blue. You like bring me the horizon's songs.

Your dad or uncle owns a sub shop or a convenience store.

Jonathan

Crazy as fuck

Kind of different, but not a bad dude.

Probably insecure

You ride a skateboard

You work construction

Nah, my hair is lighter. And never heard of the band.

Just lazy af. I actually have an IQ of 157. Well had when i was 12 im probably retarded now

Congratz for the BAC exam

You cant grow mich more than a moustache.
Rafael

Lawrence

Harry

>inb4 nasty common name
>inb4 autistic harry potter "joke"

Always smiling and laughing yet incredibly shy and introverted

For fucks sake man it's just "hair." Not someone's "hairs." I get that english isn't your first language but now you know.

Cameron

You was a bad girl back in highschool

Matt

Victoria

You are a member of Funhaus. Where's Adam?

Lucas

You have a fiancée named Suzanne.

Hair is you retard, ever hear of context? You make me realized the world is fucked.

Josh

Corey

Your parents named you after a shit movie. Sorry bro.

you have a little secret

feminist, doesnt do anal, hates vidya games, black, no friends.

bloody hell

You know it.

You fuck up a lot.

you wear sexy lingerie

You only eat vegetarian bacon. You never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.

>Ian
>probably insecure

Yeah, most of the time. However, success tends to make me incredibly confident for very short periods of time.

Probably polite as fuck

Wesley

Josh

Nope but i really like games so... i guess you got this one right?

MOAR OF THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN

David

You have piercings but you don't like tattoos
Maybe even your nipples are pierced

Tarquin

You have orange hairs

Cameron as well.... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Kevin

Shelby, male

Also check em

I kinda like tattoos, but would never get one. Piercings are rad though. And yep.

Here you go, Matt

Ptery

Tommy

you are all slutty whores

Actually yes.

Erik

No. A person that doesn't like bacon can hardly call themselves human (especially the muslims)

Sarah

BreĂź

Dakota

It's our curse, I want to be a rude shitty asshole. But any time people are nice to me I just light right up.
>You wouldn't happen to be a massive pervert as well?

Brendan

Joël

You are Sarah Connor

Rebecca

Willij

You like to sing, you used to smoke weed and you're working in a clothing store

Partario

Holy shit, man. My dick will explode. MOAR

this goes for you also

Nick.

You can play the piano

Those trips, must be true

Minecraft griefer/youtuber

You own a dildo

No on the clothing store. Still smoke pot. Kinda like to sing.

Brian

Corrine.

You have curly brown hairs and you're hot

Arthur

...

>Cred Forums

Aly

Harrison

Thomas

Joey


>inb4 friends

Brandon

You have no boyfriend. You've tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, you cultivate a taste for small pleasures: dipping your hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.

Damian

A boring, prudish feminist

Beavis

Jasmin

Erik, cause my parents had no imagination

Crisamer, and bringing random stuff

Demon

First name: Rick
Occupation: runs pawn shop with old man and son

You're from a big city in west America

Daniel

Kys cringelord

Kek

Dear god, Moar!!!

Safe assumption

That's my curse

You save money on phone bills by telling everyone you've ever met to fuck off

All the Californians are coming here, yep.

Derek

Harley

Barry

>

But I'm a guy...

Jason

...

You have or will curbstomp a nigger.

You like kinky stuff, like bondage and hard slaps on your body

Not even close. Although minecraft griefing is hilarious.

sean

still a fucking slut, you manwhore

DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME?!

MOAR PLEASE

You're a talking train.

You have a vagina like a war-canoe

Kek'd

Everett

Your parents were lazy before you were born and just gave you a name that could work for either gender.

You're currently unemployed and you live with your parents, you like to hang out with your friends and you don't like disco

Lexi.

Kelvin

Now 3.

Cameron is an anagram for romance :)

Does anyone like disco? But yeah, sadly spot on.

Slut

...

Master of Harmon energy, rival of Dio

You're a pornstar that got fat.

Nailed it, I do love being tied up

you play league

Not the first time I've been called that.

Luca Felix

You smell your socks before putting them on

William

Daniel

You're a crybaby

You're scary, but spend most of your life afraid.

you have 21 years old and you've never traveled outside your country

Elliott.

Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.

At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.

You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations.

Abso-fucking-lutely perfect. She just needs to get rid f that piercing because I wanna lick her belly button and I don't wanna taste any metal.

You're an elite, homosexual detective.

supposed to be to

Andrew.

Corey

MOAR

Asgeir

Heroin addict

You're a cuck who takes out his pathetic frustration on others.

Kenneth

>Kelvin
Chance of getting laid? ABSOLUTE ZERO

And you're not wrong

you're a little chubby, but you feel fine about it

If you consider Krispy Kreme donuts heroin

Tyler

Melique.

Don't try to hard, user.

A virgin manwhore. Somehow

File dump?

You joined the Stormcloak rebellion

I am 23 and I've been to Europe.

youu poo in loo and hate the jews

Second guy got it right, sadly

this is true

Sam

Nah.

Anal whore who frequently cucks boyfriend

Hondo

Youre lucky with these guesses, do you actually know a Sarah?

Dylan

you're a manlet and helped another manlet get rid of a ring

Alex

You avoid looking at reflections of yourself in store windows

Marshall

You spit hot fiya

Don't give a damn about others, yet still sad and disappointed with yourself.

the second part somehow fits. even tho i tend to ignore it

You are listening music right now

Albert

Daniel

Tristram

you're either canadian and in an obsessive relationship with a girl named lilly, or a guitar amplifier

Nah, I'm a vain fucker. If there's a reflection I'm probably checking myself out in it.

i wish. i don't know anybody with that name

Billy

Arshes

This guy, pretty much spot on...

people come inside you to save old men and kill cows

what about another girl?

Nope.

You stick nails in your ass as a fetish. You generally enjoy pain.

I'm a /fit/ single 18 yo black guy. And I like women.

I'm a Texan, it's like Canadian minus the whole being a pussy

Well you've been weirdly accurate

Spot on

Eustace

Michael

Not really, it describes a lot of people, especially people who frequent this site.

Adam

Pro hint: Ethnically half Somalian, half Swede, but speaks Swedish without an accent.

Delaney.

I'm running out of fantasy. You're on your bed with your laptop

Simon

oui.

what about a picture? is it asking too much?

You're an archangel.
You also comment on this.

Tobias

PC master race checking in

Romo

you're old, live in the middle of nowhere with your wife, muriel, and your dog, courage
creepy stuff happens in nowhere, but your dog always saves the day, yet you scare him and hit him with your mallet

Sadly... yes

when you traveled to Europe, you've been in France. and that's an easy guess ;)

Jewish

Male to female always screaming that your tits hurt.

Samuel.

Yes. I'm actually ethnically French.

Nope, No jew in our family.

Ng

Again: 100% female.

Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.

Yeimi

i'm italian

Post both then. I still want the first one!

Guess one more and if you're correct I'll post an ass pic

Jakob

Toby

Daniel

Polish, kind of short

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>Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.
i don't think so, i kinda have a fetish for a girl like you. i'm kinda a bit of a looser so my standards are quite low.
another guess: you're 5'5" and you're skinny

Dane

Pro-wrestler

Closer to 5'6". But rather close.

Dennis

You've never watched a porn vid all the way through - just scan for the best parts

Moritz

Aleksandr

remember your promises girl
your hair are not long, i would say they can barely touch your shoulders

and, if i can make a request, i'd like to see your mouth and your tits while your doing something sexy

you prefer cold places to warmest ones

john

don't know if i've more of the other girl, i will look at them

here's the second girl

Cold is the best. Winter is my favorite time of year.

jake

Donald

Spot on, thought that was common.

You're a moon hoax believer

you have tiny hands

You're mexican

Your peer at the toilet paper after shitting but will never admit this to anyone, ever.

Nah they huge

Keep'em coming then

your nails are not painted

If you want more of the first one google nature-is-her-life

...

No but love to all about that

I'm called Joe, take your guess fags

Danny

all around average

...

Brigham
Hint: im not Mormon

Jamie

Kek'd

They are. Purple.

You think you're cool because of the music you listen to (you're wrong)

Caleb

Your initials are PW

this is very accurate user

Jack

Hahaha I know no one thinks they're average but believe me you could not be more wrong

what about a role exchange? my name is Stefano, how do you think i am?

also, do you mind posting a picture of your painted nails?

Timothy mccloud

You have a bit of a weird fetish there, pal

easy there average joe

do you fuck them?

Fabian

Are you in southern California? Are you kitten.?

it's not a fetish tbh, it's just a matter of curiosity to see a piece of the person i'm talking to.
i wouldn't be the faggot asking for something i surely can't have. if i asked her to spread her vag she will say to fuck off and the conversation is over.

Mustafa

Marshal

Northern Oregon

Damnit I'm late. Name is Chad

holy shit maybe. i'm a kissless virgin, no chance i fuck those girls.
this one was a femanon

Thanks. My sub is named Paige..was i guess.

Okay, I lied they're not painted I just like others to be wrong.

They poo in street not in loo

Covered in lava

You diddle the neighbor's kids

Normalfag. Found Cred Forums through a weird friend in high school and still come here for the ylyl and the rekt threads

taylan

Wot true

Underage b&

you love thotting around and have a kink for sucking dick
you're probably 12 years old. go read a book
the weird uncle at parties always drinking
you graduated top of your class but your ugly as fuck
probably cuts her wrist and plays piano because she's so depressed (tyler the creator reference)
fatty.
probably cheated off all of his classmates test and still failed.
probably cute and funny irl but if triggered will shoot up an entire university
lowkey gay
nigger
over confident but a cool person to hang around. fit af and cute
the type to tattoo her vagina
with a name like that would probably kill himself

Nice to meet you, I'm Haley.

new thread

What's minecraft griefing?

traitor to the lion king

so i guess the answer is just no

I was talking about another user, or guessing that is. Retard