ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 2
ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 2
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Paige.
bumping with the previous pic
Ivan.
Male to female trans
Chubby with a cute face.
Charles.
You changed the color of your hairs and you like rock music
Maxwell
Nope. 100% real girl.
Yes, actually.
Hope
byron
Patrick
Wow 100%?
Ian.
You grew up quiet, because if you talked your parents didnt give you shit. Hi my names Beau.
Pradeep
Axel
You're dumb as fuck.
You are taller than average and have strong masculine facial features.
Your hairs are mostly black with shades of blue. You like bring me the horizon's songs.
Your dad or uncle owns a sub shop or a convenience store.
Jonathan
Crazy as fuck
Kind of different, but not a bad dude.
Probably insecure
You ride a skateboard
You work construction
Nah, my hair is lighter. And never heard of the band.
Just lazy af. I actually have an IQ of 157. Well had when i was 12 im probably retarded now
Congratz for the BAC exam
You cant grow mich more than a moustache.
Rafael
Lawrence
Harry
>inb4 nasty common name
>inb4 autistic harry potter "joke"
Always smiling and laughing yet incredibly shy and introverted
For fucks sake man it's just "hair." Not someone's "hairs." I get that english isn't your first language but now you know.
Cameron
You was a bad girl back in highschool
Matt
Victoria
You are a member of Funhaus. Where's Adam?
Lucas
You have a fiancée named Suzanne.
Hair is you retard, ever hear of context? You make me realized the world is fucked.
Josh
Corey
Your parents named you after a shit movie. Sorry bro.
you have a little secret
feminist, doesnt do anal, hates vidya games, black, no friends.
bloody hell
You know it.
You fuck up a lot.
you wear sexy lingerie
You only eat vegetarian bacon. You never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.
>Ian
>probably insecure
Yeah, most of the time. However, success tends to make me incredibly confident for very short periods of time.
Probably polite as fuck
Wesley
Josh
Nope but i really like games so... i guess you got this one right?
MOAR OF THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN
David
You have piercings but you don't like tattoos
Maybe even your nipples are pierced
Tarquin
You have orange hairs
Cameron as well.... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Kevin
Shelby, male
Also check em
I kinda like tattoos, but would never get one. Piercings are rad though. And yep.
Here you go, Matt
Ptery
Tommy
you are all slutty whores
Actually yes.
Erik
No. A person that doesn't like bacon can hardly call themselves human (especially the muslims)
Sarah
BreĂź
Dakota
It's our curse, I want to be a rude shitty asshole. But any time people are nice to me I just light right up.
>You wouldn't happen to be a massive pervert as well?
Brendan
Joël
You are Sarah Connor
Rebecca
Willij
You like to sing, you used to smoke weed and you're working in a clothing store
Partario
Holy shit, man. My dick will explode. MOAR
this goes for you also
Nick.
You can play the piano
Those trips, must be true
Minecraft griefer/youtuber
You own a dildo
No on the clothing store. Still smoke pot. Kinda like to sing.
Brian
Corrine.
You have curly brown hairs and you're hot
Arthur
...
>Cred Forums
Aly
Harrison
Thomas
Joey
>inb4 friends
Brandon
You have no boyfriend. You've tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, you cultivate a taste for small pleasures: dipping your hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.
Damian
A boring, prudish feminist
Beavis
Jasmin
Erik, cause my parents had no imagination
Crisamer, and bringing random stuff
Demon
First name: Rick
Occupation: runs pawn shop with old man and son
You're from a big city in west America
Daniel
Kys cringelord
Kek
Dear god, Moar!!!
Safe assumption
That's my curse
You save money on phone bills by telling everyone you've ever met to fuck off
All the Californians are coming here, yep.
Derek
Harley
Barry
>
But I'm a guy...
Jason
...
You have or will curbstomp a nigger.
You like kinky stuff, like bondage and hard slaps on your body
Not even close. Although minecraft griefing is hilarious.
sean
still a fucking slut, you manwhore
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME?!
MOAR PLEASE
You're a talking train.
You have a vagina like a war-canoe
Kek'd
Everett
Your parents were lazy before you were born and just gave you a name that could work for either gender.
You're currently unemployed and you live with your parents, you like to hang out with your friends and you don't like disco
Lexi.
Kelvin
Now 3.
Cameron is an anagram for romance :)
Does anyone like disco? But yeah, sadly spot on.
Slut
...
Master of Harmon energy, rival of Dio
You're a pornstar that got fat.
Nailed it, I do love being tied up
you play league
Not the first time I've been called that.
Luca Felix
You smell your socks before putting them on
William
Daniel
You're a crybaby
You're scary, but spend most of your life afraid.
you have 21 years old and you've never traveled outside your country
Elliott.
Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.
At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.
You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations.
Abso-fucking-lutely perfect. She just needs to get rid f that piercing because I wanna lick her belly button and I don't wanna taste any metal.
You're an elite, homosexual detective.
supposed to be to
Andrew.
Corey
MOAR
Asgeir
Heroin addict
You're a cuck who takes out his pathetic frustration on others.
Kenneth
>Kelvin
Chance of getting laid? ABSOLUTE ZERO
And you're not wrong
you're a little chubby, but you feel fine about it
If you consider Krispy Kreme donuts heroin
Tyler
Melique.
Don't try to hard, user.
A virgin manwhore. Somehow
File dump?
You joined the Stormcloak rebellion
I am 23 and I've been to Europe.
youu poo in loo and hate the jews
Second guy got it right, sadly
this is true
Sam
Nah.
Anal whore who frequently cucks boyfriend
Hondo
Youre lucky with these guesses, do you actually know a Sarah?
Dylan
you're a manlet and helped another manlet get rid of a ring
Alex
You avoid looking at reflections of yourself in store windows
Marshall
You spit hot fiya
Don't give a damn about others, yet still sad and disappointed with yourself.
the second part somehow fits. even tho i tend to ignore it
You are listening music right now
Albert
Daniel
Tristram
you're either canadian and in an obsessive relationship with a girl named lilly, or a guitar amplifier
Nah, I'm a vain fucker. If there's a reflection I'm probably checking myself out in it.
i wish. i don't know anybody with that name
Billy
Arshes
This guy, pretty much spot on...
people come inside you to save old men and kill cows
what about another girl?
Nope.
You stick nails in your ass as a fetish. You generally enjoy pain.
I'm a /fit/ single 18 yo black guy. And I like women.
I'm a Texan, it's like Canadian minus the whole being a pussy
Well you've been weirdly accurate
Spot on
Eustace
Michael
Not really, it describes a lot of people, especially people who frequent this site.
Adam
Pro hint: Ethnically half Somalian, half Swede, but speaks Swedish without an accent.
Delaney.
I'm running out of fantasy. You're on your bed with your laptop
Simon
oui.
what about a picture? is it asking too much?
You're an archangel.
You also comment on this.
Tobias
PC master race checking in
Romo
you're old, live in the middle of nowhere with your wife, muriel, and your dog, courage
creepy stuff happens in nowhere, but your dog always saves the day, yet you scare him and hit him with your mallet
Sadly... yes
when you traveled to Europe, you've been in France. and that's an easy guess ;)
Jewish
Male to female always screaming that your tits hurt.
Samuel.
Yes. I'm actually ethnically French.
Nope, No jew in our family.
Ng
Again: 100% female.
Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.
Yeimi
i'm italian
Post both then. I still want the first one!
Guess one more and if you're correct I'll post an ass pic
Jakob
Toby
Daniel
Polish, kind of short
Try the new hot set on lovchan,site
enjoy and have some fun :) yt try it!
>Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.
i don't think so, i kinda have a fetish for a girl like you. i'm kinda a bit of a looser so my standards are quite low.
another guess: you're 5'5" and you're skinny
Dane
Pro-wrestler
Closer to 5'6". But rather close.
Dennis
You've never watched a porn vid all the way through - just scan for the best parts
Moritz
Aleksandr
remember your promises girl
your hair are not long, i would say they can barely touch your shoulders
and, if i can make a request, i'd like to see your mouth and your tits while your doing something sexy
you prefer cold places to warmest ones
john
don't know if i've more of the other girl, i will look at them
here's the second girl
Cold is the best. Winter is my favorite time of year.
jake
Donald
Spot on, thought that was common.
You're a moon hoax believer
you have tiny hands
You're mexican
Your peer at the toilet paper after shitting but will never admit this to anyone, ever.
Nah they huge
Keep'em coming then
your nails are not painted
If you want more of the first one google nature-is-her-life
...
No but love to all about that
I'm called Joe, take your guess fags
Danny
all around average
...
Brigham
Hint: im not Mormon
Jamie
Kek'd
They are. Purple.
You think you're cool because of the music you listen to (you're wrong)
Caleb
Your initials are PW
this is very accurate user
Jack
Hahaha I know no one thinks they're average but believe me you could not be more wrong
what about a role exchange? my name is Stefano, how do you think i am?
also, do you mind posting a picture of your painted nails?
Timothy mccloud
You have a bit of a weird fetish there, pal
easy there average joe
do you fuck them?
Fabian
Are you in southern California? Are you kitten.?
it's not a fetish tbh, it's just a matter of curiosity to see a piece of the person i'm talking to.
i wouldn't be the faggot asking for something i surely can't have. if i asked her to spread her vag she will say to fuck off and the conversation is over.
Mustafa
Marshal
Northern Oregon
Damnit I'm late. Name is Chad
holy shit maybe. i'm a kissless virgin, no chance i fuck those girls.
this one was a femanon
Thanks. My sub is named Paige..was i guess.
Okay, I lied they're not painted I just like others to be wrong.
They poo in street not in loo
Covered in lava
You diddle the neighbor's kids
Normalfag. Found Cred Forums through a weird friend in high school and still come here for the ylyl and the rekt threads
taylan
Wot true
Underage b&
you love thotting around and have a kink for sucking dick
you're probably 12 years old. go read a book
the weird uncle at parties always drinking
you graduated top of your class but your ugly as fuck
probably cuts her wrist and plays piano because she's so depressed (tyler the creator reference)
fatty.
probably cheated off all of his classmates test and still failed.
probably cute and funny irl but if triggered will shoot up an entire university
lowkey gay
nigger
over confident but a cool person to hang around. fit af and cute
the type to tattoo her vagina
with a name like that would probably kill himself
Nice to meet you, I'm Haley.
new thread
What's minecraft griefing?
traitor to the lion king
so i guess the answer is just no
I was talking about another user, or guessing that is. Retard