You die in 2 hours

You die in 2 hours.
What do you do?

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Ask for sauce

Die.

i die in 2 hours

Name?

Get my AK, go somewhere crowded, and make that prediction a self-fulling prophecy.

Rob a bank

Find closest escort, fuck for two hours, then die

watch all of the cp in the world, kill as many people as possible, best adrenaline rush

Go to sleep for three hours then wake up and troll Cred Forums

3edgy

why watch when you can do it ?

when your two front teeth take up half your fucking mouth

R

A

roll and hope for dubs?

P

E

Cheat fate by killing myself immediately.

Kill yourself

I had the same exact teeth that this lady did before braces, and I loved them. Then I had to get fucking braces, and I now I have normal boring teeth that are just boring as fuck.

An orphanage.

sauce plox

go fuck the 12 year old who has been flirting with me all year

Who is this girl?

Rape my female friends. I've always wanted to fuck those sluts.

This

not destroying my life today. US fucks people up who like people their own age. 17 fag here. ban me.

Rape first neighbors wife, she has nice tits.

Probably just lay down and accept death, my life has been empty of compassion and love lately so its not even worth it anymore. Id probably just wait for death and cry. Maybe write a suicide note just to fuck with people. Maybe id go kill my girlfriend for being an attention seeking bitch.

Jerk it for an hour and 59 minutes to OP's webm, trying desperately not to imagine Bugs Bunny.
Then die.

Rape every girl I find in streets

>Braces made my teeth smaller

Bull fucking shit.

the thread is about you dying in 2h, so why care about your life ?

dis

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Give all of my savings to Paco, my midget neighbour.

wait for the happening

SAUCE

OP is a faggot its sammie daniels

Sammie Daniels

proceed to ejaculate everywhere. i'm talking in the streets, passerbyers--hell, if i knew 24 hours ahead of time i would cum in jars so i can chuck em at random women. i have a problem where i cum a lot. nonslut-like women do not like the semen.

Drugs... lots of drugs

Kek'd

Rush to the nearest gun store and buy something awesome, go home and have a rampage in the woods. Make it sound like Vietnam up in there. If there's still time left, defend my swamp from the police.

I go for a drive

Go out and buy heroin

>nonslut-like women do not like the semen.

This is the only correct answer. Heroin is the best feeling in the world, and if you don't have to worry about what happens after Heroin then Heroin is the choice for you.

You want to get revenge? You want to satisfy sexual fantasies? You want people to remember you?

Not after heroin you wont. Heroin is all you need.

>Heroin is all you need

That's my favorite song

So true, if only it were possible to feel like that all the time and not have to go through W/D or worry about dry spells

Sauce?

beg my sister to have sex with me

if she says no then rape her

sauce

watch Twilight

write few letters to family and small group of friends, then go to the nearest liquor store and buy a 0,5l of vodka. Proceed to one of my fav place in town, and die after drink whole bottle.

>defend my swamp
fuck you, shrek

Write my last will and testament with specific instructions on who gets my $750 million.

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Get even

Take a supersonic jet to Germany and meet my girlfriend then literally die in her arms and leave her there crying over my corpse but leave a note in my pocket saying 'Cred Forums' so shes confused as fuck.

wipe my computer completely.

Femanon here. I'd fuck as many not-entirely-hideous men with reasonably-sized cocks as I could. Always wanted to fuck a lot of men because I just love it so much and haven't found a man able to keep up with me yet.

Location? I'll give it a try kek

You know the rules.

kill myself

Swingers club on a night they let in single men. You'll get a lot of dick.
At least provided you aren't hideous.

lmao I'd go to the mall i always go to with a bunch of guns and hillary 2016 shirt on and spare the qt's then rape them

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>topkek

I'd watch 2/3 of The Return of the King. The extended edition is super long so it might be more like half. Either way when I die I'll wake up in the last fictional world I saw so I'd like for it to be there.

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I have a boyfriend whom I'm very happy with, but he has a very low sex drive. Someday, though, maybe.

it looks like she GTFO'd, I guess she knew the rules.

nope. She does not know the rules

>Pic related

Who is her?

Posted my tits at least a couple hundred times in my younger years around here. I've done my part.

I used to have a pretty low sex drive until I started lifting weights. If you can get him into that it'll help.

Fair enough.
As you were.

I'd probably write a note to explain what happened and go to sleep so my death isn't a giant inconvenience.

Fake and gay. Can't even repost said tits.

then you already know the rules, post em or get out

>implying it would be if you didn't go to sleep.

Go to bed.

Go sleep.

Call the girl I love, tell her I'm in love with her. Hang out with friends for the rest of the time, but fall asleep when the time of death comes near.

Pic for security, can't risk it.

Transfer my savings to family. Wite a note saying I wouldn't want a funeral or a wake. Then I'd go and play Duke3d to remember a time when I was happy until the time ran out. Something like that.

Allahu Akbar motherfucker

probably donate anything I have to family/charities/whatever. make amends with God before I go.
>inb4 faggot

This! i would do a shit ton of drugs and probably die before 2 hours

wow thats deep

Browse Cred Forums
>Totally worth every minute

I only have the stamina to rape one bitch

if you are 5/10 or more you should be getting all the dicks you want

I have a "thing" for guys with issues. I want to help them. I can't help it. Unfortunately it seems like everyone I date also has the issue of not having much of a sex drive.

Whatever. It's my own damn fault.

Wow this guy who has PTSD and Depression really doesn't want to bang for some reason.

i get your point, maybe you should change the people/places frecuent and meet new people

>You die in 2 hours.
>What do you do?

Anyone got a link?

>cry a lot
>not in the mood for anything
>call my family, tell my brother and sister I love them dearly
>cry a bunch more, it was all going so well
>die

sadface

I didn't say it was logical that I seek out these men. Tits for dubs but not my best asset.

Hell, i'd du what ialwaysdu: stomp around bangin' on my kazoo

Alright, I'm convinced, carry on.

its not logical, everyone has issues, some people decide to let others know and the rest pretend they have no problems or dont take them seriously

>Destroy my HDD
>Write a note
>Happily wait for sweet release

Where did u get the fucking idea ur gonna b a hobbit?

Hey, I am a severely emotionally damaged man whose ex wife tried to kill him. Now I deal with the health issues, take care of my son who I have full custody of, and deal with crippling depression and anxiety. Want to make a go of it?

Fucking sweet.

kil miself

1) Write a letter to my first love
2) Write messages to a couple others and a FB post for the rest
3) Browse IG for dank memes in my bed
4) ???????
5) Die like I lived - alone

this
kek

Smile

I like men with lower self-esteem that I can spoil. I want someone who may have been depressed or in a bad situation that I can make feel infinitely better about themselves through sex, compliments, gifts, anything they want. Problem is, depressed people don't want to fuck.

I'd call up Mozinggo from Mozinggo in the morning & tell him gtfo
p.s. Mozingo, get the fuck outta here

Kill everyone I could and rape them.

Keep tellin urself that shit

Head to bar for next 1/2 hour to have top shelf scotch.

Return home and enjoy the next episode of Fear the Walking Dead.

ohh i get it now, maybe give them some time to be happier and then they will be more active... maybe..

Get some tv in. Cat nap.

I'm in my early 20s. Sounds like you may be a bit out of my age range. My boyfriend is in his 30s though, so there's quite a bit of wiggle room.

You sound like a dream, as crazy as that is.

I'd call my girlfriend and ask her to come home from work. I'd like to die in her arms

watch TMNT 1990 again I guess

I'd create the infinite jest movie & send it to those i hate

Go to her house and rape the shit out of Kathi. I want that pussy bad but I'm definitely too beta to ever get it, plus I'm 3 years into the friendzone.

/thread

Look bitch, i'da given it to u but i put u in the friendzone

Shut up christine

but if she doesn't want it, how good could it be? I think you'd just end up disappointed and disgusted with yourself. If I were you I'd leverage the whole dying angle to get some pity sex instead, unless you're an absolute autist you should be able to manage that.

Probably fuck anything that moves. You?

Stay very, very still...

Kill self immediately, therefore creating a paradox where i cannot die in two hours because i have already died, but i cannot be dead because i must doe in two hours. I shall become immortal

I guess I wouldn't move one bit.

Go in an hotel, call 20 hookers for the night. Buy heroiin and shoot myself. Get drunk and fuck.

(You)
>I'm in my early 20s. Sounds like you may be a bit out of my age range. My boyfriend is in his 30s though, so there's quite a bit of wiggle room.
>You sound like a dream, as crazy as that is.
I am 33, so less of an age difference than you might think. My son is 6. I am definitely not a dream but I DO have quite the sex drive in spite of everything. I can tell you my story if you want to hear it. Want to do KIK or something?

get the biggest smile and wait for sweet death

dude, think about this, but serioulsy, what is worse trying and not getting it or die not doing nothing

>I am 33, so less of an age difference than you might think. My son is 6. I am definitely not a dream but I DO have quite the sex drive in spite of everything. I can tell you my story if you want to hear it. Want to do KIK or something?

yeah sure, my kik is GullibleAsTits

Kill 2 people I hate. Rape a girl who won't date me. Drink a bottle of scotch. Hopefully I can do that in two hours.

>boyfriend
Sorry pal. I'd love to but it's a no-go.

that's kinda fucked up

fornicate with my sil

Get hit with sudden dread and then crushing sadness knowing how many things I'll never see again, and then think of how to kill myself faster so I don't have to sit with this miserable feeling for two hours. Probably heroin.

Ha, yeah I figured as much. Well, if you ever wanted to talk just as friends, that's cool with me too. I kinda lost what few friends I had when I separated from my ex. But it is up to you. Here is my Kik, just in case.

I kinda like rape though, so I see myself enjoying it double cause I'd be fulfilling two fantasies at once. Afterwards, I may even smoke a joint or taste some liquor for the first time.

have you tried it? heroin i mean

i'll start wondering why

>yeah sure, my kik is GullibleAsTits

yeah, I get it. I am a lonely moron.

Free fall through a thunderstorm

tell my female friend i love her shortly followed by raping her tbh

Not the guy that you're responding to but I will say personally, for me, it's the most perfect drug.
The sheer level of contentedness is like nothing else, when I used to shoot up... Everything was suddenly right with the world.
I kinda miss it, but it also wrecked my life so ultimately I stay away.

Oh shit

also this try and score some med grad fentanyl take 200mcg go to the moon back feel like i am falling out of my asshole untill my death

yeah, i have done a lot of research, i will never try it, but i just love to know other persons experiences with drugs i didnt take

You can safely experience heroin even if you arent dying in 2 hours. Just take 2 vicodin. Only do it once though unless you want to be hooked on heroin because vicodin is extremely expensive and youre gonna start going to heroin if you get addicted.

Not Christine, but sounds like you've got some beef with someone

ew

Yeah, no thanks.

break into hot slut house kill her parents and rape her hopefully get her preggo and then jump off a building

also post a dank meme on 4chin

Put the hammock up on the roof deck, crack open my last bottle of Ommergang "Seven Kingdoms" and the last of my rum. Make some phone calls I need to make. Listen to The Mountain Goats and wait to go.

Walk into a forest and try to hide my body.

go to bed and fall asleep

This

greatly underrated post

yeah, thats how a lot of pp get hooked, by legal meds

Kill myself

Go out and have sex with several girls

>fire up a livestream and fap furiously for 2 hours
>die
>become known as that fag who fapped themself to death
>live forever in infamy

I'd watch that

No lie I've legit recorded every ejaculation I've ever had since I broke up with my ex. If I was going to die in two hours I'd send her the stiched together vid entitled "Every Lonely Load Afterwards"

I die in 2 hours

get to diamond cause I'm stuck in plat 1

show us the thumbnails or you're a lying fag

kms

Lul I barely made gold 5 and now Im afraid to play ranked because I fear getting unlucky 2-3 in a row and then getting demoted and having to do promos again

go to my local high school, go over to the freshman classes, and seduce the hottest 14 year old i see, by force if necessary

>Show me your ejaculations or you're a fag.

Get level 60 runecrafting

If I know that I will die in two hours, I would probably get as drunk as I can and pass out.

I fear to die.

>60 rc
>in 2 hours

you wish faggot

Call a prostitute for a 3 hour session

shoot up some heroin and die after 30 mins

rape the hottest girl you know

Level 57 atm faggot, watch yourself

delete fap folder

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

i'd go all out on crossdressing and try to set up me getting raped and humiliated or just a straight up gang bang where i'm used as a whore and humiliated as well

i appreciate that user

kill myself in 2 hours

Why, please explain.

>"Every Lonely Load Afterwards"

beautiful

attend a muslim center...COLUMBINE STYLE. to get people to remember me

Just kms 2 hours early

keep eating this smoked salmon, walk down to the river, don my PFD (gotta stay safe), then watch the sunset and float about seven miles down stream through class 4 rapids, and ruminate on how wonderful my life has been... if all pans out right, I'll descend into Powerline Falls while I die.

>pic related

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How many loads must a man fire out
Before you can call him a man?

post shitty soundless webm on /b until my divide punishment arrives

hey it's me your punishment.

Go across the street and talk to a chick at a bar. Try to get laid for once. I'd truly have nothing to lose.

I seriously need to take a train ride to another city and hit on chicks. Wtf am I doing...

Make thread with better pic saying i die in 2 hours
dubs say what i do.

Dubs says you have to do it OP

May I please have enough money to buy a house in my hometown, that I can nearly no longer afford to live in, because of asshole hipsters and techies?

I am at my wits end and am considering surrendering and moving across the country, away from the only 2 family members I have.

Not begging, just asking, because your stated holding is quite sufficient for anyone I could imagine. Closed mouths don't get fed, right?

>
>Write my last will and testament with specific instructions on who gets my $750 million.
Complet video?

I will snort all the cocaine Im selling

You live in Switzerland, don't you ? I know you.

OP, you have to do it now. You have to kill yourself in 2 hours.

find a time machine and skip forward 2 hours

masturbate and apologize to family

United States. I probably don't know you.

Apologize and masturbate to family.

Yep that's me, I'm that peroson you know.

>I have horrible, lopsided salami tits
>Why don't my boyfriends wanna fuck me

Write a will, walk down to the river, and prepare for what comes next.

Hey I need someone to help me with a medical question on this thread! I shot my friend point blank in the face with a bb gun

>keep bra/sexy outfit on
>have amazing ass and body
>not actually an issue but Cred Forumstard virgins want tit pics

kill EVERYTHING

hell I'd pork your salami tits anyday. They're not ideal but what I find attractive is malleable when I like somebody.

>Keep bra/sexy outfit on
How about you keep your clothes on
>Have amazing ass and body
I'm sure
>Not actually an issue but Cred Forumsyard virgins want tit pics
Cred Forumstard virgins aren't exactly the smartest. They think QT3.14's actually browse this site. Whenever they convince idiots like you to show tits, it's always disappointing

the 'Tits or GTFO' gimmick is just so that nobody attention whores with femanon talk without proof. Otherwise lonely Cred Forumsfags pretend to be girls and e-suck eachother off, it's real sad.

prove it

nobody is expecting the best tits to pop up in this corner of the internet anyway lol why complain

It's best to not let the ham beasts get cocky. It's not like they'd fuck you guys anyways. Go cum to some traps. They can be prett cute at least

thanks so flattering wow

this. just proof nothing more.

wow you are a lonely piece of shit. good on you.

>it's just for verification
>people here aren't actually desperate enough to want ugly tit pics to jerk off to
And people wonder how even /a
/ssholes manage to score more ass than Cred Forumstards

could be cute though just cant be sure without more pics with better lighting and full body... thats a request user

why havent you already done this, what r u gay!?

Tell my ex I still love her and even though it didn't work out i don't regret any of it.

spend it with my wife and son, probably playing with lego's with him or playing my guitar for them loving every last moment with them

What if she's a cop

The best part is that people are generally attracted to people of the same mental caliber, so your desire for broken men may being saying something.

Go ahead and post them. You'll get more attention from these virgins than you ever will from your boyfriends. That is, until these guys find out you don't have a feminine penis

I suffer from severe anxiety and have many physical ailments that can effect my mental well-being when they flare up. I had a lot of issues and nobody there for me growing up. I'm very strong because of that, and want to offer others stability and strength while they struggle. I appreciate your input.

Ever think about one day turning on them and never speaking to them again in hopes that they just get worse?

That's how you create psychotic exes. Trust me, I found out the hard way.

kill myself to speed it up

Lots of heroin.

rape

eat 25g of dried shrooms and accept death

I'd probably take a heavy dose of whatever psychedelic I can get my hands on and hit the town one last time

Build enclosure with fire pit. Throw pounds of weed into fire pit. Hot box until death.

shitpost on this retarded messageboard
>feels bad

pop a molly pill, 30 mins later pop another, 30 mins later snort a pill, 30 mins later snort my last pill. hire some bitch off backpage.

Rape both of my sisters steal a car rob a gas station for all of their Styrofoam cups then make some napalm. Dump all the napalm on a church ignite leave go to friends house smoke tons of weed drive home lay in bed them die

An Alarming amount of you jump straight to rape. I know it's Cred Forums but still.

2 vicodin? youre trolling right?

>2 vicodin? youre trolling right?
why? I was told this by an ex-heroin addict that died 3 times and was brought back. I told him I was interested in feeling what heroin was like and he told me to pop 2 vicodin.

I'd write my will, delete my browser history, tell my mom and dad that I love them and apologize for all the rotten shit I've done. I ask them to take my kids and raise them good like they did for me. Then I break the news to my kids and probably just hold them and cry until I'm dead. I'll let them know all the ways I'm proud of them. I'll even call up my exes and let them know that I loved each of them more than they'll ever know, but tell them that I'm happy they moved on and would have been excited to see what they will become in the future. But most of that two hours would be with my kids, so they can have the final moments with their dad who broke his back and lived a hard life just to barely support them, and I'd tell them I'm sorry I didn't have more to leave them.

...

?????

is that a scar on the index?

Spend those hours on Cred Forums apparently

idk, probably nothing tbh

Kill myself and die in less then two hours. Fuck you.

Gayleb?

yes, why?

because of a bitch obviously, you dumb fuck

Asking why because trying to see if he knows me, dumb fuck

rape rampage.

like... anyone and anything in sight. i'm covering some ground and fucking everything i see for two hours straight

huhuh but the image was inverted wich made it look like a scar when it's actually a vein

so you are baiting and a gay retard

>be me
>gonna die in 2 hrs
>Go to the ER
>Tell them I don't feel well
>They're slow as fuck
>because 'merica
>I die before I leave
>Family sues them for malpractice

>dat pic
>dat filename

tell her that I love her

an hero, fggt

*gets responded with "Seen" *

I'd pray to God like and cry for mommy just like the rest of you bitches.

>*go to her house*
>[raping intensifies]

pretty much, I'd probably order a fat fucking meal while I'm at it

Tell her I still love her

Kill myself

oh ok thanks for clarification

Trudeau is a fucking asswipe, and that quote is retarded. kys

This.

Call my ex (ish) gf and tell her I love her

Hide, I know no one who would want to be with me as I die

How can I send you money? You're anonymous.

Here's a second alternative

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it's an impossible situation retard some people would actually do what they say

Kill myself, only I kill me.

honestly i dont agree at all with the people who have the deathbed confessions and the last minute i love yous etc etc. heres my plan tbh.
>find a lawyer to draft a quick will leaving everything to my fiance
>alienate and insult everyone close to me. just turn full tilt asshole against them
>slip into the abyss hoping i pissed them off enough tht they wont be sad

winrar

Who is this

Set timer for 2 hours, go to the top of a high building and when the timer runs out, jump.

I'd probably just break down and cry for about 20 minutes, then go through each account and terminate them. Write my wife a quick note. Go in and hug my dog and kiss my wife then go back into the front room and cry til I died.

Start to watch Solaris (the original one) and hope to die before falling sleep.

Continue drinking until I die even sooner

finish the bottle, smoke a few cigs, jerk off, then pass out with an hour to spare.

Try to get the girl who's hook I'm on to fuck me.. If not, head to a homie's house and drink my time away with him.

Tell the woman I love that her existence has made the last few years of my life considerably better.

Convey my last will of my friends and just tell them honestly what I think of them before I die.