How do you want to die? Really

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

How do you want to die? Really. Make it interesting. If you had the money, time and resources to cause your death in the most personalised way possible, how would you do it?
Mine is pic related

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Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

I would be crushed under a 70ft statue crafted out of your faggotry.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

Bump

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

I would have Arnold Schwarzenegger say "Hasta la vista baby" before shooting me in the face with a 1911. Hopefully they could film it and put it in his last movie.

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Dive into a helicopters blade while wearing a helmet

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

quickly, painlessly, unexpectedly, but knowing it was coming. I want my last two thoughts to be "Oh fuck, I'm going to die. I'm sorry God, please forgive me." and then I want to die. I want to be old. 70+ watching an aeroplane fall out of the sky that's going to hit me as it falls in about 15 seconds.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

Old and rich. Very.

Evan King
Evan King

I want to be trampled to death at a Slayer concert. That would be awesome.

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

slowlu, painfully and covered in the sweat, shit and vomit of strangers, please

what the fuck is this weak shit? Also, Slayer? isnt it past your bedtime Joe-Bob?

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

Sky diving "accident".
Should be exhilarating and hopefully still get life insurance for whoever. Probably nobody.

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Nice contribution, faggot.
Ever heard of this thing all the kids are trying out? It's called "fun".

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

I want to explode in a room full of my friends and people that would had a better future.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

constant sex session with multiple women after taking a shitload of viagra

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

My ideal death would be a wheel of fortune style game where I have 3 spins and I have to choose from the things I spin. They could range from boring (shot in head, poisoned, bleed to death) but could also be fun like eat only cheeseburgers until you die or suicide bombing a random place. Hell, even being paratrooped into North Korea with nothing but an AR-15 and a shit ton of ammo with the sole purpose of killing Kim Jong un would be a nice addition. But I want that feeling of your own suicide directed by someone else, or taking matters into your own hands and protecting yourself

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

hire like 20 guys to ambush me while I have like fully loaded tactical armor and guns and try to survive as long as possible using my wits.

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

wtf is this

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

floating through space towards a black hole with a shit ton of weed and all my favourite music

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

being covered in the vomit, shit and sweat of strangers and then beaten to death is what you call fun? Fuck me, I can give you the best night of your life by mugging you and taking a shit on your corpse. Aim a little fucking higher please.

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

I want my dream to come true. To live my life killing for money, then, once I'm around the age of fifty, I want to have amassed a great number of enemies, and to have done so in the worst ways possible. I want them all to come after me on a flight to Sri Lanka, where I had planned to cleanse my soul of my sins. Once my various attackers have hijacked the plane, I want to have a gun fight, where I damage the fuselage and have to jump. As I jump out, a man only a couple of years younger than me grabs my shoulder and at that moment I recognize him.
twenty years prior I tortured him my Raymond chamber
his right leg is prosthetic and he grabs my neck as we are falling. Before I die, I must do two things. I push him away and rip my pants off, revealing a moderately large erect penis. Once it is free I use my shit as lube to masturbate furiously, staring him in his soul-tearing blue eyes. Once I cum as if I have never cum before, I make my way towards him, in the air, and I let him choke me as we fall to our deaths

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

Death by snu snu

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

I'm sure you'd have a blast, sitting in an armchair, staring at your navy veins. Occasionaly looking up at the T.V, at another natural disaster. Thinking to yourself, "what have I done with myself?"
Me? I got drunk, made new friends, listened to good music and had a good time. I'd have never seen your face and I'd be pointing up at you from the gates at hell, laughing as you do nothing but wait. Wait for the end. Let the seconds tick down until you shut yourself off. Waiting for that sense of control. That sense of power.
Darling, I'd get that shit in one whiskey-filled, brisk evening, live a little, fucking normie.

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Overdose on IV Heroin, coke, and some Dilaudid

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

death by nuclear explosion

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

youtube.com/watch?v=xdotDI4azKw

In a blaze of righteous glory,
striking down wicked,
denouncing the heretic,
purging this wretched, tainted land!
Fiat iustitia ruat cælum

inb4 isis

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

I want to be shot out of a cannon. Doesn't matter where.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Bump, this is interesting

Owen James
Owen James

As long as it's quick and painless I don't care how. I'd prefer to know it was coming though.

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

I'd want to get to a good old age than buy a rifle for every one of my friends and family and have them put me down Firing Squad style

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Plucking flebs

William Lewis
William Lewis

shit no oxygen can't smoke
shit no atmosphere can't listen to music
shit this is fucking boring I can't wait to be dead

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

Why in the actual FUCK would you want to get old and then die? LIke holy shit, have you guys never seen what it just looks like to be old? How many times have you seen an old person LOVING that inescapable feeling of helplessness and incapability? Some of them can't even walk normally ffs! Why would you want that??? End your life while you are still in control and capable of doing so. Don't wait to get to the point where shitting and urinating in your pants becomes an acceptable norm.

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