How do you want to die? Really. Make it interesting. If you had the money...

How do you want to die? Really. Make it interesting. If you had the money, time and resources to cause your death in the most personalised way possible, how would you do it?
>Mine is pic related

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I would be crushed under a 70ft statue crafted out of your faggotry.

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I would have Arnold Schwarzenegger say "Hasta la vista baby" before shooting me in the face with a 1911. Hopefully they could film it and put it in his last movie.

Dive into a helicopters blade while wearing a helmet

quickly, painlessly, unexpectedly, but knowing it was coming. I want my last two thoughts to be "Oh fuck, I'm going to die. I'm sorry God, please forgive me." and then I want to die. I want to be old. 70+ watching an aeroplane fall out of the sky that's going to hit me as it falls in about 15 seconds.

Old and rich. Very.

I want to be trampled to death at a Slayer concert. That would be awesome.

>slowlu, painfully and covered in the sweat, shit and vomit of strangers, please

what the fuck is this weak shit? Also, Slayer? isnt it past your bedtime Joe-Bob?

Sky diving "accident".
Should be exhilarating and hopefully still get life insurance for whoever. Probably nobody.

Nice contribution, faggot.
Ever heard of this thing all the kids are trying out? It's called "fun".

I want to explode in a room full of my friends and people that would had a better future.

constant sex session with multiple women after taking a shitload of viagra

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My ideal death would be a wheel of fortune style game where I have 3 spins and I have to choose from the things I spin. They could range from boring (shot in head, poisoned, bleed to death) but could also be fun like eat only cheeseburgers until you die or suicide bombing a random place. Hell, even being paratrooped into North Korea with nothing but an AR-15 and a shit ton of ammo with the sole purpose of killing Kim Jong un would be a nice addition. But I want that feeling of your own suicide directed by someone else, or taking matters into your own hands and protecting yourself

hire like 20 guys to ambush me while I have like fully loaded tactical armor and guns and try to survive as long as possible using my wits.

wtf is this

floating through space towards a black hole with a shit ton of weed and all my favourite music

being covered in the vomit, shit and sweat of strangers and then beaten to death is what you call fun? Fuck me, I can give you the best night of your life by mugging you and taking a shit on your corpse. Aim a little fucking higher please.

I want my dream to come true. To live my life killing for money, then, once I'm around the age of fifty, I want to have amassed a great number of enemies, and to have done so in the worst ways possible. I want them all to come after me on a flight to Sri Lanka, where I had planned to cleanse my soul of my sins. Once my various attackers have hijacked the plane, I want to have a gun fight, where I damage the fuselage and have to jump. As I jump out, a man only a couple of years younger than me grabs my shoulder and at that moment I recognize him.
>twenty years prior I tortured him my Raymond chamber
his right leg is prosthetic and he grabs my neck as we are falling. Before I die, I must do two things. I push him away and rip my pants off, revealing a moderately large erect penis. Once it is free I use my shit as lube to masturbate furiously, staring him in his soul-tearing blue eyes. Once I cum as if I have never cum before, I make my way towards him, in the air, and I let him choke me as we fall to our deaths

Death by snu snu

I'm sure you'd have a blast, sitting in an armchair, staring at your navy veins. Occasionaly looking up at the T.V, at another natural disaster. Thinking to yourself, "what have I done with myself?"
Me? I got drunk, made new friends, listened to good music and had a good time. I'd have never seen your face and I'd be pointing up at you from the gates at hell, laughing as you do nothing but wait. Wait for the end. Let the seconds tick down until you shut yourself off. Waiting for that sense of control. That sense of power.
Darling, I'd get that shit in one whiskey-filled, brisk evening, live a little, fucking normie.

Overdose on IV Heroin, coke, and some Dilaudid

death by nuclear explosion

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In a blaze of righteous glory,
striking down wicked,
denouncing the heretic,
purging this wretched, tainted land!
>Fiat iustitia ruat cælum

>inb4 isis

I want to be shot out of a cannon. Doesn't matter where.

Bump, this is interesting

As long as it's quick and painless I don't care how. I'd prefer to know it was coming though.

I'd want to get to a good old age than buy a rifle for every one of my friends and family and have them put me down Firing Squad style

Plucking flebs