ITT: classic greentext stories
playing soccer in gym
ball is up in the air
think i'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
kick goalie in the face
try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time
instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"
goalie is choking back tears
need more penis inspection day
Does anyone have the great tard war?
Yeah,you're in it now.
one of my all time favorites
that was funny
Faggots help me out
I tried all I could think of
Where is this linking to?
A magical place where children shouldn't be playing.
being this new
Fuck off faggot
I just cant think of any site that has such an ending
CLASSIC POL MUSIC
Cp or shit memes.
Click it pussy.
Well don't be a prissy little bitch, faggot.
A please and thank you can take you farther than bitching and moaning about not getting porn.
we're not all animals user
It's a classic, fag.
Oh my dear user, could you possibly be as gracious and share the site _please_?
In return you shall receive my eternal gratitude
in my early 20s, live with parents
condition them into leaving me the fuck alone so I can masturbate uninterrupted
it all works fine as long as I dont bother them, no loud music, movies, etc
always watch porn with the volume completely off for fear of them being able to hear
decide to use headphones so I can listen to the porn noises
its awesome, I crank the volume, porn noises in my headphones loud as fuck
cum after like 10 minutes
take off headphones
porn sound blaring through my 200W sound setup
I assumed plugging the headphones in disabled the external speakers but it didnt
for 10 minutes straight my 200W sound system was loudly playing porn while I masturbated when my parents were home
one of them most likely opened my door to tell me to stfu, and saw me masturbating with my headphones on watching porn
Not base user, but try the FBI
Nice try Chris Hansen
No. Go ask /d/. They're really a lot more civil than Cred Forums... hell, ask /pol/ even.
Ha! I love this one. So funny, so funny
post more im laughing pretty hard
yeah, you'll need to make a little bigger
i accidentally saved the thumbnail
brb ending my life
ok ill wait
here you go sir
never gets old for me.
np sir have a good night im off to bed
Thats what it linked too, it was all a big troll.