ITT: classic greentext stories

ITT: classic greentext stories

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>playing soccer in gym

>ball is up in the air

>think i'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal

>try

>miss goal

>kick goalie in the face

>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm fucking sorry." at the same time

>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

>goalie is choking back tears

need more penis inspection day

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Does anyone have the great tard war?

Yeah,you're in it now.

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one of my all time favorites

terrible

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that was funny

Complete shit

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Bump

Faggots help me out

>I tried all I could think of

Where is this linking to?
/a3Klm804n

A magical place where children shouldn't be playing.
>being this new

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Fuck off faggot
I just cant think of any site that has such an ending

>CLASSIC POL MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Cp or shit memes.
Click it pussy.

>tp user

Well don't be a prissy little bitch, faggot.
A please and thank you can take you farther than bitching and moaning about not getting porn.
>we're not all animals user

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It's a classic, fag.

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Oh my dear user, could you possibly be as gracious and share the site _please_?
In return you shall receive my eternal gratitude

kek

>in my early 20s, live with parents
>condition them into leaving me the fuck alone so I can masturbate uninterrupted
>it all works fine as long as I dont bother them, no loud music, movies, etc
>always watch porn with the volume completely off for fear of them being able to hear
>decide to use headphones so I can listen to the porn noises
>its awesome, I crank the volume, porn noises in my headphones loud as fuck
>cum after like 10 minutes
>take off headphones
>porn sound blaring through my 200W sound setup
>I assumed plugging the headphones in disabled the external speakers but it didnt
>for 10 minutes straight my 200W sound system was loudly playing porn while I masturbated when my parents were home
>one of them most likely opened my door to tell me to stfu, and saw me masturbating with my headphones on watching porn

oh well

Not base user, but try the FBI
>Nice try Chris Hansen

No. Go ask /d/. They're really a lot more civil than Cred Forums... hell, ask Cred Forums even.

Ha! I love this one. So funny, so funny

lurking.....

post more im laughing pretty hard

everytime

fucking gold

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AYYYYYYY

Simply Amazing

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yeah, you'll need to make a little bigger

i accidentally saved the thumbnail
brb ending my life

ok ill wait

wat.

here you go sir

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never gets old for me.

thanks user
good read

np sir have a good night im off to bed

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Thats what it linked too, it was all a big troll.

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