Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Yes you are being naughty.

Calamity-masu'd

Reminder that Atra is better than your waifu in every way

still here

Yea that sounds pretty expensive
I don't really like pirating games, it's a stupid reason but i want to support the companies
I'll put in on my wish list and wait for a sale or something
Oh damn that's pretty great
You basically get a strong as fuck healer
Sounds like a pretty cool game
Yea I sorta figured that out of your posts
I'm glad you're feeling better, that shit is the worst
That's great, I hope you had good weather
World championship right? Who were playing?
Eh I'm okay
Tried to sleep but it didn't happen
Yourself?
Give me a sec
That's great!

Whatcha gonna doooo about it hm?

Dope, cash money

its pretty lax right now. just wondering when i can kill my fat sith master

>Doesn't have a 30 round mag
>Doesn't have an optic
>Doesn't have a fully automatic action that's configured for a bullpup design.
Its like you're not even trying.
I plan on buying it when it is on sale, I wanna support the devs because its a good game, its just not $30 good.

Tell you to stop.
Stop being naughty.

Sorry man, I hate not being able to sleep. I'm playing Rocket League and heating up some food

...

I'll take the the tide before you mix it
I'm pretty happy because I feel like I'll be doing pretty good this year

You will always be kitty for me

Tally ho! Or whatever the captain of Normandy would say while charging into battle

I'll be off for now. BRB in 6 hours
>Trist

Yuuki!
>One of the colonists has peg legs, his nickname is now Leggy

>implying Atra is a gun
Raifus are retarded.
Atra can cook, clean, take care of you. And she is loli.
Can L85 compete with that?

...

Checked

Lovely.

fight

is she a maid?

What was the name of the pirate from Family Guy? Seamus?

Never!

Peace out girl scout

I have go in like 30 minutes

No but she's a space-girl thats practically a maid. Just no French maid uniform

(Eru)
Its good, I'm watching Invader Zim
(Rem)
More like kung ju
(Tomoko)
Slave and Twi'Lek parts
Shock part maybe a little
(Kneesocks)
Damn right
>Doesn't have full auto capability
>Doesn't have 65 round mags
>Doesn't have a thong
Pleb tier, at best.

Man fuck this stupid car shit. Guess I'll just deal with my dash forever being sticky.

then she isn't best

Why not do it now?
Fuck that guy, he probably killed his master
Yea same
Just wait till summer again and rip wallet
Yea it is the worst
What are you gonna eat?

Stop being naughty.

L85 can also cook and clean, she's great and motivated, she'd take care of me in a heartbeat, and despite the gun not being reliable, she's very reliable herself. She's also a fishing master ^^
Yeah I think so
>ALSO JANE AND DOC ARE GETTING MARRIED. CUTE AS FUCK!
This lil colony is the best thing ever.
Invader Zim is the best.

Doll claimed.
Drink plenty of fluids.

>Rem
my nigga
That ungrateful elf bitch needs to die already so we can Rem all day everyday

so the being in charge, exotic, and maybe a little shock play. huh you like some stuff
well he is like 6 or 7 levels higher for starters

I do already.
How're you doing?

Doll bong!
Been some time
Whats up?

Yeah, but the winter sales are coming too.
>Winter Is Coming And Gaben Is Coming For Your Wallet.

Yeah but she's an inanimate object that is made to kill.
>implying Atra is a shitty raifu
Reminder that Galil will be sold to an operator
Why can't I drink plenty of solids?

>invader zim
13 year old lesbian SJWs confirmed
>holds up spoon

Hello dearest, how's your evening going?

Loli hunter

It's spork you fucking idiot.
Good enough. Eating some pizza and watching YouTube. Yours?

That's a bad reason
Start grinding
Also does he have a healing slave?
You'll probably double time him easy
Yes but usually not as big as summer if I remember right
Might be wrong and I'm just retarded
>Gaben nooo I dont want another €5 game that was €30

Sperg lord detected

Hello waifu, what's up?

Put a piece of paper on top of it.
Its pretty damn good
Yes, those are pretty hot.
Vodka is a fluid
Reminder that your waifu can't protect you from the government or the niggers
>Not holding up a spork
Zomg yu rnt WEIRD *flaps arms like wings* lolzee

no he does not i think

Cute

Making some chicken with some rolls and broccoli

HOLY CUTE. I WANT THIS GAME!

That's just stupid.

Also

IGGINS!!!!

She's also a girl because ANIME~
Plus your waifu isn't even made to take down a man at 200 yards, lame.
Winter sales are a bit smaller but they're usually better deals, summer sales are HUGE though.
Meanwhile: MY COLONY IS FINALLY DEVELOPING GUNS
>Wooo!
Its cute but also brutal as hell!
>Fox had to operate on Hitt (now Leggy) to give him new legs.
>She was probably mortified.

You're damn right, and I'm proud of it too. Unlike you, and you're equally as spergy.
Not much. Watching some YouTube and eating pizza. You?

Yeah it was a beautiful day. We watch Russia vs Sweden. Had fun with your buddies?

bbl going to make dinner

Thank you thank you
How've you been Yuuki?

Busy, I suppose. Still need to do a dozen more drawings for lab, read 5 chapters in 3 books, do 3 chapters of online assignments, write 5 paragraphs worth of discussion responses, and bake cookies.

Eyy what's up my dude
How've you been?

well you like what you like

Best chibi claimed.

If Atra tried she could.
>implying she can't
Hand her a weapon and she can. At least I wont get cucked by some random operator. Plus Galil is a jew.

As do I, just not the right kinda fluids. Not dead yet, so that's always a plus. Yourself?

It has been!
I am at the moment, just checking in for a little while until I doze off.

You can, you're obviously not trying hard enough, or don't have a blender.

Nothing much, just laying in bed. What's new with you?

That it is, now just do the drink part and we're all good.

That's a lot of stuff to do. Don't get overwhelmed. Bake good cookies.
I'm doing okay, despite school being pretty shit.

Good, how about you?

Then kick his ass
Does the leveling system work just like any other rpg?
See you in a bit
Yea that's why I like summer better, they give more attention to lesser known games
That's how I got most games with most of my playtime in it
Oh that's the best, damn I miss BBQ'ing
We threw ours out because my parents started being vegan, and I can only do it with friends
Yea I had a good time, I was fucking wasted though, I don't remember much
It basically went like this
>Open up first bottle of jagermeister
>Wake up on couch
Good to see you man
How's life been treating you?

sure kill things finish a quest get xp

trying to figure out why my graphics card's driver keep crashing while playing games
>i hope its not dying

Nothing is really new, ^ thats what Im doing. How about you?

Do you know realize
Subaru has the audacity to kill himself for Emilia

But not for someone who actually loves him

Shes not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I'm the one
.


Hi mah niggas.
Is being a fan of Colts the same as being a fan of suffering?

>Accidentally hit back button
>Trying to find Invader Zim
>Mfw Hulu has Rick and Morty
YES
Yes, because you aren't a Texans fan
It won't be sticky though
Also, what does iggins mean
What kind?
I don't see anything wrong with it
Shooting is not as simple as picking up a gun
If you say so

Whats up Shiro?
>plays with the Doll
Hello Kaga
See you
Akame, waddup
Hello.

Fuck off SJW

sure if the other involved is down

Fuck Texans. I'm a fan of Colts but I admit that Eagles is the shit

Hello.
Howdy, partner?

Invader Zim is for 12 yo girls

...

How are you?

How's your Billie Jean, Yuiko? What have you been up to?

Doing alright, just busy with work and school. What have you been up to?

Yep, just trying to keep my head above water right now. School's going well, though. All As so far.

>If she tried
But she can't even fire boolet.
Can she even use gun?
Can she use it accurately? Because L85 can do it, easily because she's got training, she was built to pew.
True.
>Mfw over 200 games because SALES
Muskets right now, but later we're gonna get ASSAULT RIFLES
I'm gonna go full slav.
>Rick and Morty
Yeee boiii

That's alright if you're with people you can trust. I did lose track of a few things too
hello there tats

Should have kept you filtered.

It's a pretty good chibi I'll give it that.

Just the day in general or any particular shitty thing?

Likewise, likewise.
Half cut and sleepy, so I'd say pretty good. You getting up to much?

Chilling in bed. I'm surprised my computer hasn't exploaded at this point.

Sure why not. What's shaking?

Trust me I have a fake doctors licence.

She's not the playing kinda Doll.

Subaru is an idiot
That episode when Rem actually came out with her feelings and expressed undying love to Subaru and his response?
>muh Emilia
Emilia could give a fuck
The whole situation seriously had me more pissed than most anime

Hello, Legs of Terror, how are you?

She can use a gun.
She needs to know because Tekkaden is wanted by Gjalihorn so if she geys in trouble she may need to use one

Is that a Doll I see?

'Cause it's too cold for you here and now
So let me hold
Both your hands I'm the whole on my sweater

Im fine. Kinda mad Colts lost, but I'm already getting used. My football team tied today's game, tho. It was a hard game. Good enough.

I don't see how I'm a SJW.
IRL obviously, but in games it doesn't matter.
>Skyrim was basically porn for me
Go fuck yourself.
All cartoons are.
>Full Slav
Never a good idea
But always the best idea with VODKA
Probably.

...

I'm gonna try to sleep again
See you guys in a few hours
Kek that is a fucking lot holy shit
I got nothing on you
#
I can't add you for some reason so I'm trying this
That's true enough
Apparently they tried really hard to wake me up
They made a video where they play brainpower next to my ear and I just smack his phone out his hand and fall back asleep immediately
Sounds reasonable enough
Have fun with it

Good, I gotta go, unfortunately
>dresses her up
Hello, I have to go.
Playing guitar and stuff. I have to go now.
And I may just take your breath away
I don't mind if there's not much too say
'Cause sometimes the silence guides our minds
To move to a place far away
>Colts
I dont follow Handegg
One off.

No Doll
Only dong :^)

Hey there Doll, how've you been lately?

That's biologically impossible. Why are you so mad bro?

Dough, ok

Is that a cute I see?

Probably uses a pleb tier pistol
>Mfw doesn't use a fully automatic 5.56 NATO assault rifle.
Kek.
Sleep tight ^^
>mfw I can probably make vodka
>Slav Revolution Now.

Indeed it is.
t. Saints fan
Not much. Some YouTube. You?
The day in general. School really drains me.
Good Kneesocks. What would you like as a reward?

Take care Tats, see you around
>rango

I get that you are just trying to be funny, and aren't really stupid as a box of rocks, but read the mood man.

Have a good night.

She would use a futuristic rifle. Does L85 work in space?

lol why is that?

how?
its a time waster

I follow Handegg and football. A little of Rugby too. And volleyball. Virtually every sport besides F1.

Amava alguém
Me enganei
Me apaixonei pela pessoa errada
Pra mim você não vale nada
Foi só ilusão, decepção
Acreditava nas suas palavras
Eu vou beber até o dia clarear
A noite nao tem hora pra acabar


It could be worst. I could be a dolphins fan

test

I've drunk 7 bottles, is that enough Doctor Doll?
Because you're a faggot
DO IT
100% PROOF ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE
Which Tomoko are you though
Yes, guns work on space.
Sex mods, and nothing else.Literally all I did in it for a year or so was jerk off.

Trips confirms.

Literally I wanted to throw my phone off a bridge out of pure frustration

kek. but what do you mean adding me?
bye

Or a Browns fan. That'd be even worse.
Ak me.

>Which Tomoko are you though
At least try to not act retarded

Man today is slow and steady

God dammit Renge, you and your dong.

Well, if you're looking in a mirror, then yes!

Hello Gun!

Nice.

shi ro

Trips confirming trips
What is this sorcery

You know you can't escape
You just can't get away from the dong

oh. well whatever gets you going

Yeah. I know. Yet it sounds like there is another reason. Would you mind telling me what it is?

Idk. Being worst than the Dolphins is kinda hard

Being able to actually read posts is very nice.

Nah, get your eyes tested. How's it going?

Oh well, there's always the next one.

Close but no cigar.

>
Later

Been pretty alright myself, just dealing with shit as it comes. You've got a busy day by the looks.

Ah fair enough. You didn't have any exams or anything did you?

It's just real old and crap basically. Need to update the thing before I Hiroshima the place.

Keep going to everything goes dark, means it's working.

Wins the race though.

Why are you talking to either Tomoko if you can't differentiate them?
Nice image. How're you doing today?
Do you know what kind of team the Browns are working with? Their best player is a fucking tackle. Which of course is an important position, but still.
Nope.

PUSSY
No wait, a pony!

Nyet
Yeah, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone why not you know?
Because you don't like the Texans
Yes sir
Because I can, fuccboi

But for what purpose?

Eh, could be better, could be worse.
>I got the car
>But after parking it in the morning 2 days ago, the key wouldn't turn it on anymore
Hoping the locksmith can fix it, otherwise I'll be pretty bummed.

L85 is a conventional weapon, so naturally no, unless on a planet with oxygen and gravity.
WOOO!
>Mfw self destructing rats fucked up the front of our house
This is why we need guns.
Heyo!~

I can't give you either of those. Sorry.

get at it. I got an SSD a few days ago and my god is it awesome

Guns work in space though
Also, pull a Trump and build a wall.

well i mean you could use google

That's a particularly cute Shiro you've got right there

I think you know why
Deep inside
:^)

Busy is right. I'm just plodding through it and idly chatting here as I go. What all have you been up to lately?

ty. I'm alright today what about you?

For what?

I've got a lot of cute Shiro's. You've got a lot of cute Renge's.
I'm fine myself. Watching some YouTube and doing laundry.

Das ok

Ooo nice! Looks good.
>Key won't turn
It's probably terrified. I'm sure they'll find a way around it if they can't fix it anyway.

I imagine it does. I will do when I have some money to throw at it.

Not a fat lot really, just wandering from one day to another at the moment, waiting on things to pick up. What do you study again? Swear you've told me but I've forgot.

What else would you like? There's gotta be something.

throw it as hard as you can at it

porn then again maybe skyrim mods are interactive

How's it goin?

I truly know not of which you speak. :^)

Thank ya!
>Mfw I keep getting compliments on it, even from complete strangers on the street
But ya, I assume it's just the fact the current keys are so insanely worn down, that they can't push the pins far enough anymore.
>30 minutes past when the locksmith said they'd be here
Maybe I should try calling them again...

It's sorcery apparently

...

Did anything fun this weekend?

Its goin good, my colony is back on its feet after explosive rats came to kill us.
>The worst part is I'm not joking
>Boomrats exist and they will fuck up your shit in Rimworld.
I built a sandbag wall.
>I might consider building a giant ass Granite wall.
>With one door, that only opens for traders and people who go mining for shit.
For Glory.

Thank you, I try
Cute anime girls are life

Then, of course, you should know
That I'd fuck it

Going for a certification right now to be a radiology tech. And I feel you on that. That's basically been my weeks, punctuated mostly by work and the occasional class.

Oh
That would do it

She keeps me going.

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Yeah, games are what really gets me.Its the interaction.
Guard towers with snipers or no?

Besides watch the football game, no.
Oh yea, congrats on topping East Carolina.
Man, I loved watching that Oregon-Nebraska game. Such a thriller.

>doing dishes
>pick up a few plates
>drop one on my foot

My foot hurts like hell, but at least the plate didn't break I guess

real people must be absolutely amazing to you

RORY LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>Boomrats
Sounds like my kinda pet!

Foot's not broken, right Kitten?

No it just hurts like a bitch right now

Thank god I'm way more tolerant to pain than i used to be a long time ago

I will. I'll leave little money shaped dents in it.

No problem. It's a nice lookin car I think anyway.
Maybe, how old is the car do you know?
You could give it a shot, or maybe leave them for 10 more minutes. Your call.

Kek

Ohh yeah, light bulbs just come on, I remember now. Yup, stuck in a weird limbo at the moment. What do you work as?

There's always a bright side.

Silly Felix
Nah, its just games compared to videos

I can make guard turrets with snipers!
You can recruit them as pets but the best use for them as a pet is to use them as a homing grenade.

That's fun though. How did the games go?

I wanna see every single presidents face on the tower

Very good. Team I was rooting for won. Exciting game.

I'm back

YES
Snipe all of those Boomrats

Thanks, though I didn't get to see a minute of it. I'm already getting geared up for this semester to end as soon as it will.

It's just a wagecuck warehouse job strapping chairs and tables to pallets for shipping. You?