I need a feels thread

I need a feels thread.

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Jennifer dumped me

XD

10/10

Oh. Good... I actually need a soapbox right now.

I was dating this girl, call her J, and it was all going great.

Well, it was going great until J met a former friend of mine, an abuser/dealer who's into the real bad shit.

J just wanted to try it, but now she's an addict.

I've seen videos of J blasted out of her mind, getting fucked by multiples of guys at once. Laughing and giggling all the while. They were recorded by the aforementioned dealer, in his apartment, where she spends 80% of her time now.

In one of the videos, he asked her if she missed me, and she couldn't even remember who I was.

That's all she is anymore, drugs... drugs, and cocks.

He didn't just steal my love away, he fucking destroyed her.

You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”
“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”
“Yup,” I said.
“I… I died?”
“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”
“More or less,” I said.
“Are you god?” You asked.
“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”
“My kids… my wife,” you said.
“What about them?”
“Will they be all right?”
“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”
“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”
“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”
“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”
“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”
You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”

“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”
“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”
“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.
“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”
“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”
“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”
“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”
“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”
“Where you come from?” You said.
“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”
“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”

“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”
“So what’s the point of it all?”
“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”
“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”
“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”
“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”
“Just me? What about everyone else?”
“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”
You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”
“All you. Different incarnations of you.”
“Wait. I’m everyone!?”
“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
“I’m every human being who ever lived?”
“Or who will ever live, yes.”
“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”
“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.
“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”
You thought for a long time.
“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”
“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”
“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”
“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”
“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”
And I sent you on your way.

I hate this fucking picture. If you're relying on someone else for your happiness, you're doomed to fail no matter what. People swing it around like it's cute, it's not. It's fucking pathetic.

here to get b&

lmao all aboard the anal pain train, this bitch is butt devastated!

Agreed. And it seems to be such a common thing to do too. Pathetic really.

shit man ...

That's kind of the point though, right? At least of this image. Unless you're talking about the one without the third panel

fagetti bolognaise

I wish that I had Jessie's girl....

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Once a whore - always a whore, hell probably was a closet whore before you met her
Was bound to happen eventually

you really should move on and look for conservative/christian girl and be happy with no worries as long as you keep yourself attractive to her too

mods m8

Dw i'm reporting

Look at it this way: If she left you that easily, she never really loved you. Be glad you didn't marry her, and move on.

>> gf didnt want sex.
>> one and a half year.
>> accidently see her FB chat with random dude
>> i have a crush on you.
>> i want sex all time just dont with user
>> she moved out when i confronted her
>> we have 2 kids and were togheter 5 years

God damn... My emotions hurt

This. Holy shit, we really are a generation of pussies.

Why you do this?

Are leftists really so assblasted over a cartoon frog? Besides that, be glad you got away from her, at the very least.

Seriously wtf is going on in that picture? I literally stared at it for 50 seconds.

Nothing to concern yourself with.

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Just try. No matter how broken you feel it when you get built back up you'll be a better person

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GF of 3 years
Decent apprenticeship, shit pay though
Friends from all over the world
Think about killing myself daily

God dammit

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I'm guessing that you lack a proper goal in your life.

Don't we all?

Not really.

Well what's your goal user?

Write a novel worth reading.

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I

just

mods

(but maybe she will)

I have a goal, it's just taking far longer than I wanted.

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You wont.

miss

Probably not, that wasn't the topic tho.

her

she

A couple years ago the girl I was engaged to fucked my best friend like 10 times. When I found our and dumped her she took half my shit because we lived together where it's considered the same thing to be married if you live together 6 months or more.

A week later, my dog and my mom both died.

She died during 2014 in the war in Ukraine.
She was my best friend.
I moved back to a suburb outside of Moscow a year after her death.
I miss her so much, Cred Forums.

doesn't

I also have lost one girl to drugs. I feel for you, bro.

play dota2

glad to see our canadian states at work guarding our natural resources.

mods

mods

mods

You think you've got problems? I can't find my Thermodynamics textbook and it's like 300 bucks to replace.

fu

I've spent over 6 grand on my mom's cancer treatment at this point.

Sorry to hear that. I hope she gets better soon.

Thanks, man.

You're a fag for misplacing something valuable to you?

>he isn't waiting for his mother to die
:^)

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"mods"

The one that fucks me up

fucking faggot fuck

Mods

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Just remember there ain't nothing on the other side.

Ive almost died about 7 or 8 times in the last month. But trust me, ain't nothin there

>almost

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Yeah wasnt on purpose. Im a junky and diabetic. The 2 dont exactly mix

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It's beyond your paygrade

Thats classified son

fuuuck...

does anybody have that comic where its about how this guy had a shit life then found Cred Forums now can hang with his Cred Forumsros to escape reality for a while, and he meets other people that are in the same boat

Hey I need someone to help me with a medical question on this thread. I shot my friend point blank in the face with a bb gun.

>being so dumb not to be able to find it online

No, you are learning a valuable lesson.

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ayy lmao

alpha as fuck

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

> have 10/10 perfect gf of 6 months
> fuckin love this girl
> she gets drunk for the first time and 'accidentally' fucks another guy
> bullshit talking to her for a few days and we're back together
> fast forward four months
> find out that she's been talking to another guy the ENTIRE time ive been with her
> tell her to fuck off and leave me alone
> she begs for me to come back
> i still havent responded

what do I do guys? i can't seem to find a loyal girl, but i cant stop thinking of her :/

not too much going on around...
if you don't feel enough I can repost my long-ass OC story. It's more than feel oriented but has a damn load of feels as well.

Cut contact. If you give in, you're saying you don't care that she fucked someone else while she was with you. I've been there, and I can't say that your situation is like mine, but I'll tell you the truth. I took her back, couple years later, cheated again. Not worth it. Especially after 6months. 6months might SEEM like a long time, but it's really not. How old are you?

Zero contact and go pick any of the other millions of chicks on the planet

I'm going on 20 soon. everytime i date a girl, she just cheats on me after 6 months or so. i think thats been the case for about 4 girls now.

>Get new girl
>break up after 4 months with no explanation

That's because that's what young people do. No one wants to be tied down as they're just getting started in life. People wanna go out, party, fuck, and have fun. If YOU do want more than that, that's fine, but it's incredibly hard to find someone who wants to settle down in their 20s anymore.

less anal, more tongue

Guys listen up, I am about to give you advice that will change your life.

GET OFF OF Cred Forums.

Take the time you spend arguing and feeling and fapping with fellow retarded anons and invest it in yourself. A year ago I was a frequent visitor of the feels threads here. Stuck in a melancholic, suicidal spiral that I fueled with sob stories and used the crowds of Cred Forums to reaffirm my lost faith in humanity.
Then I got off of Cred Forums mostly because I didn't even have the energy to feel sorry for myself.
I poured my time into work, earned some promotions, made friends at work, starting working out, thanks to the advice of a coworker. I now have a car, a dog and a cat and I'm in a long term relationship.
I still feel like shit sometimes, and am tempted to go back to my days of doing nothing but read stories about girlfriends that were perfect and died of cancer and shit like that. I came back today because I was in a shitty mood again, but I also know that tomorrow I'll go back to work again, hang out with my coworkers, maybe grab a beer after, and I'm going to be fine. I have a lot more work to do on myself, but I feel like I have the control of my life again. ALl you need is it to take the first step, away from your computed, and into your life. Godspeed anons, Godspeed.

Man, that's the kind of thinking i'm going forward right now, develop yourself and fuck everyone else, there's no girl that can replace what you make of yourself

I'm not saying that you have to become an arrogant fuck, but invest more time in yourself rather than whinning about what you are right now

Godspeed fuckers, we all can overcome this shithole of life

I can't bring myself to tell my family how I really do want to die. It would brush them, and they would most likely try to force me to get help.

If I don't tell, I will either just snap one day and end it or continue to get crazier each day until I reach real psycho levels.

Niggerfaggots

You sound like a fuckin attention whore. Just do it if you want, why do you need to tell anyone about it?

>overcome

What the hell does this mean to you? "Overcome" implies some sort of challenge with a definite end goal. Life doesn't have that. If you don't die young, you die old and a vegetable.

To make admends with his family. Some people care about others

Jennifer a shit.

Where she at tho?

touch your self now you are feeling.

I like that shirt a lot

kill him.

he is a scourge upon this planet and has forfeit his claim to be a member of the human race

I don't agree with you

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Ok

I can't set that goals for you, you have to set them, if you believe that your life don't have that then there's nothing to do.

In my case, my goal would be to stop thinking that happiness will only come by the hand of a woman or anyone else, have to find things that make me happy just by myself and hang on them, really can't let me down in this fucking depression again

Well if you got out, I envy you. I'm stuck. I can't find anything I want (well.... There is one thing I cant seem to get) and it gets worse every day.

Suicide is more prevalent in my mind every passing week

I'm asexual.
Not because I want to be but because I don't know how to be with some one, or date for that matter. Everyone tells me I'm good looking but everytime I try I get rejected.

At least I have you guys though, I'll probably kill myself if this website ever gets shut down.

Post pls

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Pics?

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Yeah

Me and a girl have been talking for about a year and a half. Talking went to flirting, and I finally got the courage to ask her out. I asked her if we could get together, and a few days before, she asked if she could bring her boyfriend.

I wasted so much time for nothing.

Clearly she wasn't "your" girl then

Is there a way to feel permanently drunk? I drank over half a bottle of wine earlier and felt pretty good during. I forgot some of the shit troubling me and it was fun stumbling around and being dizzy.

Any advice is appreciated.

She's trying to add you to her back-up list. Fuck as many of her friends as you can.

He never said she was

Or move on with his life instead of trying to pull some petty bullshit to "get back at her"when in the big picture she probably doesn't give a shit.

Drink 24/7

I was in there about 2 weeks ago, i know a couple of things that make me happy doing them by myself, but that fucking depression hold me to do them too and that suicide impulses are always there, fuck that i've fought about not killing myself everyday.

But i feel is more like a mindset, at least a moment in everyday that i have to thing only in myself, what i need and what i want and start to plan how to achieve them and kind of visualize how happy can i be when i accomplish that

I know it sounds like that motivational shit, but i kind of feel some sort of relieve and get me out to do something at least a couple of hours a day.

Hang on /bro/, don't do an hero, not because you hurt anyone, just because of you

Sounds like he was under that impression. How do you talk to a girl for a year and a half and not know she has a boyfriend? Intentional ignorance? This is why you make your intentions known. if you WANT to date the girl, you GO for it. There's no such thing as the friend zone. It's just people too scared to make a move.

fuck dude... damn it

what the hell was posted?

No, you're wrong. Everything you said is wrong and bad.

Same story, except for me it was only a month or so. We were close, and out of no where, she drops that she has a boyfriend already. I can tell you that she didn't have one when we met, and I thought we were closer but I guess it was just me.

A pov gif of some petite pornstar getting fucked

Yeah ok. Clearly he should dedicate more time and energy in some vindictive plot meant to target someone who doesn't care whether or succeeds or fails.

actually my wife just messaged my level 103 death knight from her level 110 warrior, informing me that she loves my face

lol

that it? why was it removed?

nice

1 month out of here :L, now here we go again.
1 WEEK ago , last sunday had a "date" with a girl i meet 4 years ago in a party , and we never went out again ,till now...
> nice day , starbucks, some drinks , Cine
> 11/09 disturbs in her town so we went to my home
>we share bed watching netflix
> she huge me , im nervous (virgin, she dont know)
>at the end , we have sex...i cant cum...so she fall sleep
>2 day later we meet again , not nervous anymore, bed +netflix + sex again.
EVERYTHING IS GREAT ,
But now i fall to reality again....we dont used protection and im fucking scared , she is 9 years older than me,im scared to go to the doctor to take a blood test,And she barely talk to me , and i think i like her , or maybe is just for the sex , i dont know what to do.
its not the end of the world i know....but im so fucking scared and feeling like a idiot , my ex gf (best friend) hit me because what i did and called me a idiot.

People are dumb, probably reported it

Lucky you.

At least cancer hasn't taken her away. Mine died of it when I was 12. Not that I care because she was an abusive cunt.

>be me
>18 years old
>physically fit 6'1"
>great job 1k weekly
>relationship of 2 years
>okay family mom and dad issues
>unhappy with life
>unhappy with my relationship
>unhappy with everything
>isolate myself
>family thinks i have depression
>family wonders why I dont want to go out anymore with them
>gf wonders why im distant
>Gf wonders why I'm not like I'm use to
>gf wonders what happened to me


>shes what happened to me.

jesus christ man, buy some fucking condoms. Spend the 20 bucks and always have them on hand. It's not worth it.

wat the fuck are you talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=MsCZt21n5Pw
>the last line in the track

I love you, user

Boo-the fuck-hoo, you little bitch made faggot

Love you too user

I'm the same way (minus the good looking, I'm about as average as it gets). Good thing you're at least TRYING, though. That's a hell of a lot more than many get around to (myself included), so congrats on not giving up yet.
Nice trips, by the way.

>tfw you'll never wake up to this

now i have a box , but i already did it and im scared of the ETS,GOD DAMMIT

what?

I love tomppa

It's ok to be scared, hopefully it's nothing, but go. Go and put the paranoia to rest.

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you in s.jersey?

youtube.com/watch?v=h0A1vs-ZWAE

heres some new age goth music to cry to

I'm not But I'm from south jersey (gloucester)

Rise and shine, the alarm rings off it’s chirpy, peppy tune at the same time it does every day - 5:30 sharp - and every morning exactly the same: turn the alarm off, get dressed, and go, alarm, dressed, go, alarm, dressed, go, every day the same, work and work and work until I get home and work some more, every day, in and out, every day the same, and every day the alarm goes, and with it goes a touch of my colour, another hue lost to the tiresome rule of the day, work and work and work and then I come home and work some more, and before bed goes the same everyday, work and eat and sleep, sand everyday it starts again, and again, alarm, dressed, go, and the colour drains more, the world growing more and more black each time I open my eyes, and I work and I work and I work and then I come home and I work some more, and the colour drains again, and I work and I eat and I sleep, and it all starts again, at 5:30 sharp, the colour goes again, and again, and again, everyday the same, but not today. Not today. Today is different. Today I don’t put on my mask, I go out dressed as I would, except this time I am as I am, and people look, and people stare, but I am as I am, without the weight of a mask, but the day is the same - I work and work and work and then I come home and work some more, but this time is different, right? I don’t have my mask on, so why is it all the same? Someone should have changed something, right? But it’s all the same, but instead of my hand drawn mask, only the black, colourless face stares back in the mirror, and the colour drains a little bit more, but today, it’s different; you can’t draw blood from a stone, but I can draw blood from this. Perhaps a little too much, but it’s all the same, black, without colour, yet somehow the colour drains a little bit more. The colour is gone.

Read this whole thing imagining Seth organs voice for God's.

no , im not even from the US , why?

yeah

she had bright green eyes, ill never forget them looking at me in the darkness of my room in my single bed

Nice. Tom's River.

Oh. I see an ETS headquarters around here. Was gonna give you some advice on where to go.

I'm from Paulsboro ( I'm white )

Why don't you suck his dick, you little bitch made faggot?

Not feels but need advice
>find girl
>quickly become best friends
>slowly start to fall for her
>we are identical in interests, humor, politics, our minds are complete parrelles of each other
>madly inlove at this point
>however their are 2 problems arise
>she is very religious and I am not, if we ever dated she wouldn't be allowed to ever marry me
>she is a bit too young for me

Despite these 2 fundamental problems, I can't help but be inlove.

My question to you guys is, Im considering telling her this. Mainly to put those feelings to bed. My mind is constantly thinking "maaaybe it will work", but if I just tell her, it will shoot myself in the foot. And we can continue on being friends and I can just move on from this idea of us being a thing.

I feel dirty having these alter motives and I want to become clean with her.

Is that selfish? I know she hates when people confess to her, but so far Im been an exception to how she treats all her other friends. I really don't think it will hurt our friendship. we are brutally honest with each other.

Should I try to just suck it up and bury the feelings myself, or go with the shoot myself in the foot tactic?

You queer?

recently I met a girl, she was really nice, rather shy around people other than her two friends. She seemed kinda lonely without them so I decided to try talking to her, slowly build a friendship and then realize that i unintentionally developed feeling for her.
As a 6" lanky nerd I had no idea what to say so I asked a few friends what to do, one of the assholes told her so i decided that I may as well admit it to her myself anyways
spend like an hour coming up with what to say, learn from her friend that she would feel awkward if it where face to face so i message her
Get friendzoned unsurprisingly

The weird and worst parts about this are, I feel worse about this than any other girl i'd been rejected or dumped by and that no matter what I do, I cant get her out of my head

It's spelled color, you english queer

My nigga.
Listening to his music hurts now.

Isn't that the point of the picture? To show how people with deep personal issues rely too much on a single person, and that person leaves? Showing that the act of doing so is pathetic, and actually commonplace? I don't think it's being showed as cute or idolized, but as real.

>(I'm white)

Congadu-fuckin-lations, punk

Kill yourself, homo

I wanted to return the slight happiness that I felt when I read that someone for even the shortest amount of time cared somewhat

Try hitting yourself in the head with a hammer...

fuck off amerifat

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youtube.com/watch?v=0VaeyqMK0GU

Why dont you just make like a tree and fuck off?

The area im from is predominantly african american. not a very nice place.

Oh, well in that case I hope your mom dies

Hmu on Kik
Panzerfusilier

With the third panel, I guess so. But this is the first time I've seen it with the 3rdpanel. I see it everywhere with just the first two.

youtube.com/watch?v=O3bfRBassAQ

Shit, wasn't expecting to hear any Tomppabeats here. I love the music to death, super comfy. If I listen to too much I get sad though. All of the music, especially the song names, are based on shit I'm never going to hear.

Ah. Cool.

trouble with that is, she already has

>come home from a 5 hour long drive to my friend's apartment
>Need to take massive shit
>Shit in his toilet
>It smells like a fucking oil spill
>mfw there was no toilet paper

FUCK

Topkek

I'm moving over to PA soon to build my cabin.

Seriously though, it's color in Spanish and the root language Latin, too.
Kill yourself, you limey cuck

I live in Oakland, queer! Cry me a fuckin' river!

Why don't you grow some balls and beat a nigga ass?

Be Arab. At least there's a sink where you can wash, right?

Your whole fucking remaining family then!

You're like 3590lbs, right?

Just an hero.....NOW!!!!!

You seem pretty hostile, I imagine you have some family acceptance issues. I have no reason to fight anyone here.

Also I'm friends with 99% of people in my town. I fit in quite well with the "brothas"

>Get off of Cred Forums
>Use that time doing better things
user, I go on Cred Forums from midnight to 4am. How will that help anyways?

We can only hope you're next, you waste of fucking life bitch nigger

Seriously though, it's a fucking word, don't get your trap-panties in a bunch just because you don't like other cultures.

Have fun with your wall you fat oaf.

I hope so too, that's just my dad who walked out on me when he realized that I wasn't a normal kid and had issues like depression and social anxity

And the wind whispers: (you're a queer jew; you're a faggot ass jew...)

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It's okay user. Some of us are just destined to not reproduce. I'm in the same dingy lad. Granted I never put up the effort, and no one cares enough to push me towards it. But I'm happy at least, if only to spite women.

My family is dead. That's why listening to you queers whining pisses me off

That is me... FUCK YOU MADE ME FEEL.

is it bad that i read that as "sometimes i like to pretend im AN hero"?

bout it

youtube.com/watch?v=B0d4RoqhQsY

>learn to greentext, retard

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I'm actually an Anglophile

But I moonlight as a troll on Cred Forums!!!

In my personal experience, when you go in for the unleash the inner feelings tactic, it is either all or nothing. If you like what you have right now, stick with it. Losing people in your life because you want to express yourself mentally/physically to her is selfish. It ruined the last close relationship I has with my friend a month ago. Has not spoken to me since, and trust me it sucks. Female friends are the key to finding a proper relationship. Keep the ones you have and try not to drive them away with how your dick really feels.

Alright fuckface, I give up

Just, I don't know, drink a beer or something. It always helped me.... until booze took over my life...

>S H E H U G E M E

prot for days

Aha, I knew it.

Why not use your knowledge and experience of what you went through (or going through) to help others with their situations. You could make the world a better place. Instead of turning your sorrows into anger and just letting everything come to a steep realization that what you're doing is a reflection of what has happened in your past?

Well have I got unfortunate news for you, because while I might come off as a britbong, I'm still just a snow mexican.

I wish I could help user

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Canadian Mexican or just Canadian?

GOD DAMMIT
HUG* , english is not my native language

Just Canadian.

Yeah I'm just a worthless troll.... actually feel kinda bad now.... this has never happened before... maybe I should do that hero thing....

I'm going through this right now.
Just gotta man up and get the fuck over her

"No girl has a golden pussy"

Canada's cool too. Anything better than this shithouse country (USA) anymore...

The world does not treat liars kindly. It's more of a life or death type of action, and even then you only have to lie to stupid ppl. lying brings no problem to an end.

So is no one going to ask it? Sauce on those videos?

Ok niglets, I need cheering up. I'm making a meme. All you have to do is write a joke it can be shit, racist, edgy, hilarious. I will put your joke in the meme to make it look like the salad is saying it.
Thanks for your time.

While I've already been outed as a troll, you have to grow a ballsack and quick, because there usually is no one there...

What do you do when you see a nigger with half a head?

Stop laughing and reload!

What are three thing you can't give a nigger?

A fat-lip, a black eye and a job!

Thanks.....nice start. Any particular picture you want it on?

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock right there on the fuckin' stove!

Jizzus please return

Not worth it, you will get used to the hatred that you feel towards yourself, I've been sitting staring at the computer monitor, tears running down my face about how much of a disappointment I must be, I'm going to attempt to sleep as its 4:59 am, goodnight user

>just open for curiosity an old account of facebook.
>have all my family there
>go through pics of family, family i always hate.
>they seem happy,going fine in life
>pics of different boyfriends
>pics with different girlfriends
>virgin,no gf
>realize that all my family's happy without me.
>no one really care for me.
>i guess i can die tomorrow and i'll be forget in one month,all the people will stop talking about me and will keep living their life happy.
>why even live.exe

Nothing sounds like exactly what I want.

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Lemme suck dat tit

What do you call a nigger that can fly a plane?

A pilot, you racist piece of shit!

felt bad, realized you cant greentext.
get fucked, newfag

I put my dog down last week she was old and had dementia and bad seizure often, and seemed like she might be in pain. It sucks, I love that dog and she loved me, it was genuine, uncorrupted, no strings attached love and affection, she would climb on the couch and put her head on my chest and hug me, she loved to to be loved and loved back. There is no other love like that love not corrupted by sex or other desires or complications and what not, just love, faithfulness. She never denied me like women have, where they withhold love or affection because they are angry. I miss her hugs

You wanna hear a joke ?

My life.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch it's facial expressions!

Where does a vampire keep his money? At a blood bank

What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?

Taking the diaper off!

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What's the difference between fucking your grandma and your new born son?

Grandma won't die when you fuck her!

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oh FUCK, man

What's the difference between a new Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a new Cadillac in my garage!

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Thank you for the advice. I won't then.

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell like shit!

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

How do you keep five niggers from raping a white woman?

You can't!

Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had six trucks!

Kindly kill yourself you autistic child

>6'
>220lbs
>Somehow hides fatness using hoodies 3 times my size
>Not ugly or good looking
>Meets girl who shares interests with me, is cute, funny, etc
>Also wants to kill herself
>10/10
>Become close friends
>Then, out of nowhere
>"Comes out" as lesbo
>Says she's gender neutral
>I'mAnSJW,IWasAnSJW,AllAlongAnon.Jpeg
>FUCKFUCKFUCK.Jpeg
>For the next year our friendship starts to strain
>She doesn't actually have a GF, yet she insists she does
>Gets upset whenever she overhears my debates with her SJW friends and I call out faggots who pretend to be LGBT but really aren't.
>I get completely done with her shit
>I get completely done with my circle of friends
>Summer
>Forgets them
>Does nothing for 4 months
>Back at school, ignores her
>Still ignoring her
>tfw I'm now reduced to 2 friends because of this
>Tfw for the past 3 years all the girls I've fallen head-over-heels in love with are (or claim to be) lesbo

if you only have 2 friends, you shouldn't fall inlove for every girl, you seem like an alright guy but girls are dicks


save yourself the fuckin pain, you'll find someone new

You're a little late...

Just like you always are!

Love you user

It was too difficult.....sorry I quit

The problem is that there are a lot of attractive girls that I know.
Maybe my problem is that I fall in love with the ones that get too close to me?
Or maybe it's the thing where girls get close and play around with each other all the time?

Care to elaborate?

you should just try to keep some as friends is all im saying,

it might be hard, but girls are crazy

Xtra Dick in yo booty hole get the fuck outta here witcho rawr xd posting mcr lyrics on facebook ass

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>Kindly kill yourself you autistic child
thanks man, im really thinking of that if something is positive in the test...

Last girl that told me that was a girlfriend of 10 months, the 1st of august this year, 3 days before my birthday. I broke up with her when I couldn't bring myself say it back. It's not easy to break the heart of someone you care about

This relates to me so much

I got a call for a traffic accident involving a motorcycle and a vehicle, with injuries and nobody willing or able to perform CPR.

Arrive on scene and theres a grown man sprawled out like hes doing snow angles in the roadway with extremely aerated blood pouring from his nose, eyes, ears and mouth. No moment on his chest, and eyes fixed looking up at the sky. (Obviously dead and had massive amounts of internal hemorrhaging)

To my right is a little child, in a simliar position as its dad. Blood equally as aerated coming out of the head. However this time the chest is moving, skin is almost touching the concrete and expanding to twice the normal size of a childs chest. *(all of the ribs were broken allowing the lungs to completely deflate to the ground and expand the chest cavity beyond normal size)

The driver of the car said they didn't look both ways before crossing the street from leaving a parkinglot, and that they didn't know they needed to stop. Stated that they took pain medication, alot of it, for a surgery and provided a bottle. Pill bottle stated no driving while consuming. Was having a panic attack.

The dad died on scene nearly instantly, and since he was riding in front of his child, the vehicle pulled out in front of him and he struck it head on without any ability to stop. The fathers body softened his childs impact. The child died in a hospital a few days later from the injuries.

No charges against the driver. Bullshit, fuck that driver.

tfw you realise you done this to someone recently and feel like a total cunt for it.

Don't force yourself to associate with people you don't agree with. It always leads to arguements at some point. Some people are cool about it and will agree to disagree and engage in fun debates sometimes, but I think that's less likely than fighting over stupid shit.

If you can't find someone who you have similar interests with you're probably a faggot, but that's okay just loosen that asshole a bit more and be more relatable.

Basically don't be fucking creepy just talk to people. Have pointless conversations about their days and make friends.

If you're looking for a girlfriend, complete the previous requirements and get /fit/. Also, get some self respect. Women love self respect.

here op
its not much, but ot helps
streamboobs.com/catalinas-ass-stroker-cat-in-a-can-p2181.html

>be me
>meet cute girl
>She likes me
>we go out
>I'm a shit boyfriend
>we break up
>repeat this cycle for years feel slightly worse each time
>It's over for good now
>feel like shit
>I'm so so sorry

>I'm so so sorry
Then stop it you cunt

I know this is mostly a place for sad feels but heyo why not share my feelsgood story.

Used to be overweight and shit around grade 8-10 (>5' tall and tldr you can make your life better just work hard and give up things that make life worse for you.

Dw man, we've all done it. I loved someone once, we dated for about 3 months. But whilst i was falling in love, she decided that she wanted someone else.

>I know this is mostly a place for sad feels but heyo why not share my feelsgood story.

So your the fag
>posting milfs in teen threads
>posting teens in milf threads
>posting fat/chubbies in skinny/fit threads
>posting fit/skinnies in fat/chubby threads

i'm not native english speaker so sorry about this shit
>be my brother 5 yo
>dad abosing mom
>tells grandpa
>they got divorced
>im 1 yo
>lived w grandmom and aunt for 18 years
>be me 5 yo cring all night in silence, i didnt know what to do some times i wanted to kill my self
>brother have depresion everytime tries to find away to punch me.
>grow w hate to everyone
>16 yo 2013 found a chuby girl found love
>first month i tell her to dont talk a boy who bullied her
>he talks to him
>back to depression town, cried a lot for the next 3 days
>1 year aniversary 2014, I graduate.
>mom tells me that i can go to spain to visit her after 10 years that she comes
>said no i wanted to stay to my special day
>brothers punch me fight and hates me for sayin no
>that 19/1/15 we fought and brokeup
>back to getter next day
>half of 2015 i went to the hospital
>brother had to leave medical school for that got depression suicidal thoghts
>heart issues till that, every time i got angry or mad
>2015/06 im in medical school w brother cute girls flirt w me, dumb gf, fuck one girl
>ex gf begs me to go back
>go back shes 17 now fun everytime, nothing especial same fights
>2016 mom gots rare disease, cant work
>still pain in hearth no one know that, i tried to suicide once and no one even cares
>dumb gf again for a message in his phone. she is finally done w me
>now i know that i love her but it cant be, saw photos about her and boys
>girl in college flirt w me, going asexual this time
>mom will come on end of this year
>brother now loves me, becouse he saw me so fucked up, and help me
>still cring all night
maybe is not the hardest thing you hear but im fucked i dont know who to trust how to talk to ppl
>dad living w braziliang hoes btw
im in a 3rth world

more like ever amirite

Today was my birthday.

Today was also the day I got diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I have no friends, and I am too scared to make any.

I sit in my room, nearly starving myself because I can barely make my way to the shop without going down mentally anymore.

I browse Cred Forums for hours every single day, because it's the only thing I care about, and the only place I have people who I see as friends.

I have laughed myself to cramps and cried myself to bits on this site.

I don't know shit about any of you, not a single thing. But I love each and every one of you.

This feels thread sucks.

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if anyone wants to talk you can kik paradoxrcga

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Did they give you a prognosis on the schizophrenia? Must cases actually don't lead to impairment, so there's hope.

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I may have one or two more stories, but if not then good night Cred Forums

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