ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

part 3

>Marshal

Justin

Chad. Got to the last thread late.

a bulky strong looking guy but gay inside

bump

Mustafa

taylan

Andrew

22 years old. Not bad looking but super socially awkward. Have a few close friends. Probably way too good of a person to be on Cred Forums

Terrence

Abel

you got your answer in the last thread

probably newfag. welcome to hell.
is bald and wide ass nose.
probably white, from California and things old memes are cool.
LMAO IM NOT EVEN GUNNAA TRYYY

Hello, I'm Haley. Nice to meet you.

Leandro. I'm not Brazilian

Jack

Gimmey Saucepls

Christian

Brandon

Landon

Michael

Stefano

Im fit fat and i have a wife who i have threesomes with traps with. So you arent that far off

Danny

Russian and is still collecting pogs

transexual

Noel

34 years old, secretly attracted to your 7 yr old daughter and also a closet gay

Lucky mofo

Aviset.

ivo

evil scientist that fights blue hedgehog

: good at soccer

: probably deals weed

: smokes a lot of weed

: 50/50 jock or wow nerd

: eat sleep rave repeat

Osama

despite your name, youre that weird kid who likes to do titanic rituals and black magic
. Jackson?
that SP-ED kid that no one pays attention to

fuck you im Mervis

>pogs
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Have fun guys
>Berch

Zach

Come on fags

Steven

Tyler

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Only in the wife dept. I just lost my job and no one else will hire me because pic related

dude ur the lion king what more do you want

well the evil part was right

Blonde blue eyes surfs sucks cock

belly piercing turned me off.

Please acknowledge me

Eli

Tim

Gay

hung by the us government then reincarnated to lead isis

Weird foriegn kid

Roman

I have one of the shittiest names, Daniel

MOAR

Leave Aaron

you probably beg for attention. irl.
tall, gay, daddy fetish.

Paul

i like my share in women.

Phillip...lip exemplified

Ryan

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Trinity.

wrong on all counts. try again.

ragels?

faggot thread.

A Disney movie isnt a personality i want my personality fag

you wear leather and ride a motorcycle

also in love with the one

Zach bell

jace

ok you are probably overly aggressive which caused a lot of people to not like you

Close

White chick with massive ass

Bobby

Katherine

Got an answer last thread, but I like hearing more ideas.

That's a hell of a weird name caralho xD

Ahh, because stupidass dimwit white boy fuckery...it'll pass Cred Forumsro...just takes time and $$...as you're finding out...

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Noelle.

Gram

Holy shit this is so true its scary

Teaguen

guy with small dick, and lives in mom's basement

Eh, it's kinda big, but I'm chubby, so most of me is kinda big.

halfway through your gender change. used to be Ken.

Sigma.

>titanic rituals

wat

Zach

Ed

High school student, in choir, probably CA

you're a tiny cute girl and you're wearing pink bra

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Gregg

I demand kik

Harambe

I'm guessing trap

Dakota

(Male)

Everett

you work for cp rail. and you're currently looking after a ballast cleaner

Profit

Not from California. Yes I'm white and yeah I have several meme pages so the meme part is also correct I suppose

Nigga. You be wearing a red white striped shirt and pulling of scams with the mafia nigga and a smart nigga.

Aleksandr

Kenneth

Michael

Brian

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Yeah might sue the company tbh. I was training for the first time behind the wheel and my instructor who was just following the rules of the training program was asleep while i was driving at 3 am. Tbh new drivers shouldnt drive alone until 6 mo of exp.
See
But i am moving to CA friday

Nope.

Not even sure they allow gender reassignment where I live.

you play basketball

Tyrone

ernest, but i go by ernie

josh

sweet sweet behind. 10/10 would tongue probe again

9 inch cock

Pogs are awesome. I had a sick collection back in the day. I think I still have it in storage kek. Not him btw

You're a shitty baseball player

Tiny sort've. I'm on the short side but not a midget. And I don't wear pink.

What happened here?

Ghost busters remake

Alex

Wat

Jeremy

lolno.

See

A fag

Patrick

Gabriel AKA Gabo

hollywood? hahhaa

Kevin

Fuck you then slut

Jamie

big loudmouthed blithering spanner

You have a piercing or tattoos

ay we got the same name except you're a girl

36 years old. You used to play basketball a lot. Now you go bowling at least once a week. Work in IT

Slut, not the first time I've heard that one.

>Best in class
kekd

Jacob

You're prob uggo

Weirdo. Skinny

Earrings.

And I have an anchor on my upperarm.

lolk.

Wolfgang

My name is Brian

>spanner
>types "spanner" into google
>noun- a wrench
explain?

M80. You fucking wot?!
Did you parents seriously name you Noelle even though you are a male?

Bitch

meant that i had the male version lol

all around family man with a well paying steady job

Abel

Judy

Anaheim

You're a redhead. Also a newfag

This is fucking hilarious.

the fuckboy dog in family guy

never played seriously, but when i did play i was terrible

Callin you a wrench

you're from east europe

Fuck you fat bitch

Anton

Dion

Chikin

Spammer

you're a dog

No, just fat and easy...

yikes

Newcombe.

...

I'm enjoying this.

Shlomo

Scandinavia. non-native.

No u

Ada.

Faggot

Nice dubs fatty

Jozze

hi id like to start off by saying YES I am a girl xD

Ashley

Cute, musically inclined, hella liberal parents, smoke lots of pot.

Oh. Neato then! You seem nice.
I have black hair, and not a newfag.
Not really proud of being on this website.

you have curly hairs and you like alcohol

Will

No you're not

Charles.

Thomas

Confirm

>fat
>easy
Slide the kik now im black you know u want it

very short black hairs

Michael

Homosexual?

omg xd me too im katherine from earlier but you can call me teh penguin of doom >~

Nah rearly spam

you would. Fat slut.

Nice spork xd

Oscar

Arthur

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Jeffrey

Wavy-ish. And yes i do drink a lot.

You survived an abortion and now own a grocery store.

Kek this bitch is fat as fuck

Luca

Fat, Haitian. smokes a lot of weed, works on shitty muscle cars.

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Notta chance you're a girl,as in female..maybe gurl (chick with dick/cock), not a real live girl though..nice try eh!

Gino

Louis

nick

Gabo? What kind of nickname is that? You think you're cooler than you are, wear fedoras and pretend it's ironically, but you like them. You also think my little pony is "not all bad"

Heh. No.

I just suck cocks.

Holy shit. You're exactly right

My name is Wolfgang if you make a correct guess i'll post some nudes of my GF

Jack

Faggot ass nigga

you have a nice bike and you drive it fast

can i has durty lint and scabby covered panties to sniff? por favor?

Eric

Gabriel

you're 167cm tall and 53kg weight

Isaiah Shlomo Rosenberg

Nah my bike is shit af Nice try tho

you make classical music and died over 100 years ago

35 years old

Hugh

Sam
(Male)

Shitty paper company manager

U wot m8

Yer daddy is a fagger-ooo,
but before he knew it
he had you.

>poetry

Skylar.

Filthy meme

Adam.

Got caught with a black transsexual hooker in the early 90s

Re-read post plz, k, thx

Kinda close except on the parents. Parents are conservative as fuck.

You tend to go unnoticed.

I would know, I'm also Alex.

You come from a third world contry and play alot of league of legends

HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT

Ådne

Native German speaker who thinks Nazis were horrible. Studied technical things ... physics/math or engineering, like computer science ... in first half of twenties. Between 180 and 190 cm tall. Loved metal. Dark hair with green/brown eyes.

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aka, Alexi...trap on Kik

Pretty spot on actually. Nice going user.

What a shitshow this thread has been

Lego Maniac

Melanie

Cody

Max

Chubby meme slut

Dylan

Schlomal Shekelberg

Cody

Connor

Zachary

Are you positive we aren't the same Alex?

27, uptight,ex radio shack emp, currently under review @ sears

Act Alpha
Live Beta

Stacy. (Im a guy)

Kyle

Bald white pedo, anal warts, has a spoiled pudding fetish, wipes hand on sweaty ass crack and smells the flavor all day.

Kind of nerdy, more normie than other Cred Forumstards. Enjoys tinkering with computers and gadgets and shit

You're a lawyer.

Jonas

You are a 37 YO fat white male pretending to have a pussy

26 but no lol. I kekt tho thanks user

You're gay but your father always resented you for it, when coupled with little man syndrome it has left you very bitter.

Gage

you moved to Scandinavia few years ago, you still don't know a lot of people

Lithuanian drug dealer who is skinny and 5 5

Dylan

more like act beta and live beta but okay

Marching band ap classes, Hispanic?

You get neckbeards making Magic: the Gathering jokes at you all the time, even though you never play

A stoner who hates their parents

double 06, you've never lived an "alpha" day in your entire life. Exception: your day-dreams.

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Michael

O_o

Likes sports, blonde, maybe plays vidya outside of madden?

Mike Hawk

lostlmmfao

...

Nope, straight, good relationship with my dad and 6'0. You went 0/3, good job

Short, orange, no torso, look of perpetual surprise, anally raped by a banana.

Your Nightcrawler who steals other people's ideas and claim them as their own

Vincent.

Jonah

Hi Katie

Anytime

Kyle

Kelsey

yes

Fite me