Slightly chubby and hairy femanon here, willing to be degraded and take requests in exchange for paypal donations...

Slightly chubby and hairy femanon here, willing to be degraded and take requests in exchange for paypal donations. It's the last night I can get fucked up with friends before I move states and I'm too broke to afford all the shots I want at karaoke tonight.
I'll do the first three general pic or writing on myself requests for free to prove that I'm real. After that, you can send some donations to PayPal.Me/Duviro and I'll post your requests here. Put your request in the note so I know what you want. $1 minimum and I'll write anything you want on myself, $2 for general pictures, $5 and up and I'll take pics of me using one of the toys I have (to be posted in a following post). No face shots though, mouth and below only.

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

Push your tits together like you're about to get a load of cum. Nipples out ;).

sharpie in pooper

Firstly, tits or gtfo.

These are all the toys I have that I'm willing to use

How much for you to put 2 of the big ones in your ass?

This thread just got a whole lot better

Tits for user

Also my starting pic was literally tits with timestamp so idk what the fuck the rest of you are talking about

tits o gtfo.

Tits and timestamp you dense whore.

Sharpie 4 u pal

Hey user show us your clit. Play with it.

We're a very orderly lot. B comes after A in the alphabet, otherwise we'll shit fucking bricks

looks like fake.
prove you are oc: sharpie in cunt and questionmark on left leg

Dude my autistic nephew does the same thing.

And there goes the third free request because no one believes I could possibly be a real person. Good job

/b gofundme attempt. Kek

Fucking love big areolas..cum all over my girls titties tonight ...

Well this is Cred Forums isn't it?

Shave your shit. Fucking gross with all that hair

>because you fucked up the first post and then lied to us.

You're a bitch

Where are you moving to OP?

No one is going to give you money Faggot

Parents are paying for me to come back home to visit for a few months so I can work on schooling.

Bitch this isn't a request it's a requirement.

Make with the next request.

What is a natural woman user?

Fucking love nipples and tattoo..

Would fuck you silly..(Have nice cock big cumshot)

true that!

I'll give you $50 to cut yourself. There must be blood I get off on that.

/thread

Pretty sure that's a dude with tits

Nah, I like the hair

What did you expect?
Most of the mouth breathing faggots here don't even know if girls exist because they have never seen one naked in person before.

I'll show my dick, not a good pic but whatevs I was drunk

Good luck. My parents left me alone without a job or a home at 16. Had to quit school and lived in a tent for a year.

Wish I had your parents op

>What is a natural woman user?
worthless. you can't bite into a living cow, know what i mean?

Your hairy legs are disgusting, I'm not going to paypal you shit now that I've seen that shit.

Fuck that don't do what that cunt says..

just play with tits and pussy..

DON'T HURT!!....he's just a sick fuck!

body pic with arms up please. wanna see those hary pits. i got a thing for it. (assuming you might as well?)

Toes please OP

Fine I'll do
My clit is big as fuck, great for sucking

Would still fuck you OP

>cant bite into a living cow

Yeah we used to be able to untill a bunch of cavecucks started cooking thier meat and we lost the abilty to eat uncooked meat without getting sick.

put on leggings and make a camel toe

The fUCK is that!!

Dick rate...2/10

Shave your stomach and legs you fucking disgusting tranny pig bitch holy shit.

Right, look how the alphas turned out? They can tear our fucking faces off and do a flip into a tree

Nice one, my dude. You do realise that you're defending some stupid whore that's willing to whore herself for free booze, right? Kill yourself SJW

Looks like a pretty good dick to me man, I'd suck it

Very fucking nice..playing with cock now..

You would fucking love ME!.

What the actual fuck am I looking at.
What is that beef slice looking thing that's round in the middle under her finger?

I bet they wish they didn't have her

Slightly hairy? For fuck sake you I have seen bear with less hair...

Wow it's like a little penis. You ever try jerking it off like a cock?

Why does your paypal say duayne royston?

Disgusting

Fuck up loser...Think yourself lucky, Tonight you can ACTUALLY interact with a chick....Woooo!

You've never seen a big clit user?

Let's see the tattoo. Those are Hammer Skin colors.

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more bitch
i'm fukkin hard
want to see me cum?

Good girl. You have an amazing body and suckable clit.

Cause OP is a sham who wont even do non normie butt stuff

That looks like a penis

Put your tiny dicks away faggots. No one wants to see them.

fuck not!

i will give you zero dollars paypal to shut the fuck up and get me a sammich!

Me a sjw?

>Fuck up loser...Think yourself lucky
Can you try again, but this time in English?

But why are you so hairy....

YOU look like a penis!!

Someone donate for a deep throat webm

This is some trololololo i'm off from this shit

What is the meaning of your tatoo? Looks like the color of the anarcho-communism flag.

It's some not super great art I got of the First Order symbol because I dig Star Wars

mmmmmmmmm without theadvent of cooking our brains wouldnt have grown and become what they are today.
Faggot.
Also, this bitch needs to fucking shave. Seriously.

See you cunts she's gone..

no more pusyyyy

wat

She's not gone idiot

SLIGHTLY chubby?

That's not a clit..
Please tell me that's not a clit.

Shit tattoo, hairy beast, ugly tit and mini cock...wtf kind of money do you really think youre worth?
If I saw you in person im sure I would pay you to walk into traffic.

Also ass bent over now.

Kek

I'm still here, just hoping someone will buy me a shot for some pics. I don't even care if that makes me a whore, I just like booze man.

When you post nudes for shots but end up getting roasted by every user

fake and gay
now Stick that sharpie in your brown asshole and let dem juices flow

If someone paypals you, would you shave those fucking nasty, hairy legs and surrounding areas?
Because.... jesus christ..

Just so long as it's stuff you can easily google amirite?

made me fucking sick. goodnight

Yes how much to shave youre fucking body?

See
How am I googling stuff? Do a reverse image search dude, what do you think the timestamps are for?

Omg
Why would you not shave
Your ain't getting a nickel for that hairy shit

You're a disgusting tranny, abandon thread anons!

Have Slipknot logo on forearm...

Consider suicide

Don't be such a prick, just say show me you ass..Fuckkkk.

Just convenient you aren't entertaining weird ideas when this is Cred Forums, home of the weirdest weirdos

I ain't even mad, figured it was a shot in the dark. It always depends on the breed of user that's hanging around at any given time. I'll try again in the middle of the night and see if some eurofags with a body hair fetish are around

The only weird idea I've been presented was to double stuff my ass. Sorry that I'm not interested in shitting blood lmao

the fuck is up with people roasting OP anyways? You're cockblocking the Cred Forumsros who are into her. Don't cockblock your Cred Forumsros, just leave and find a thread you enjoy.

I can understand the rest, but armpit hair??? And it's not even a little, come on femanon try a little harder

Of all the starwars tats you could have gotten, you get one based off the most recent film which sucked dick. Smh

Fucking hell! Anything not to shave huh ya lazy bird

Note this faggots, they are aware of how hopeless you are

Pubes are fine, your just fuckin lazy
Pic very related

Haley?

Go white knight the lgbtq threads faggot

You must be mistaking me for a CUNT like YOU..

why the fuck would i commit suicide...I've got a great fucking you sad little fuck..

I'm guessing by how quick your electron sized brain jumped on that comment, YOUR'E the one who's obviously got such a pathetic fucking existence that YOU have thought about/attempted suicide...

YOU Poor poor Fuck....

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Have you ever shaved every inch of your body? I'm definitely lazy because I don't want to take three hours in the shower

Show me your ass whore.

10/10

oh fuck, OP is hurt.
You can tell by how regressed and childlike this comment was.

You obviously never get laid

Too fucking bad, man.

Sorry, I guess emo faggot like Kylo are just my type, I couldn't help myself

'Great fucking life!'

Bullshit it takes minutes to shave your legs, pits and your bikini.

seriously, who the fuck are you selling that too...

Shut the fuck up Cunt!

(How's that?!)

It isn't op you Tit...

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Explains why you're here on Cred Forums

She obviously never shaves and is too lazy to try, she doesn't know how long it takes so it's pointless talking to her. Shes a disgusting hair bag

What a literal mess your entire body is... fuck man.skip the drinks and start fixing that mess. Salad, water, jog.

Fucksake.

Hey there sweetheart, Elliot here. Don't listen to these creeps on Cred Forums. I think you are very beautiful and I'd like to take you out for dinner sometime.

How can you tell?

Oh this is fucking great OP has just started all us cunts arguing...while she don't show us any pussy or titties...

NOW WHOS THE FUCKING DUMB ONE?!

You mean take her out for shots, amirite guiz?

If you're gonna post your tattoo why not just post your face?

Kek

Actually I do, pretty frequently, but then again I wouldn't fuck anyone who made all of their sex partner decisions based on something as arbitrary as body hair

Cause I aint got a big clitty, I've got a big cock!

It's only arbitrary to you because you are too lazy to shave. Fat bitch.

Whore logic my friend.

Obviously, you fuck people who base their sex partner decisions on how many shots they've drank this evening. Body hair ain't arbitrary either, why would I want to fuck someone I'm not attracted to?

Cucumber in cunt

Im positive the unfortunate souls that sober up and see you wished they had.

You should shave your tongue...Do you kiss your mother with THAT....

(On her pussy)

10/10

I'm not that worried about my identity, I just don't want to slap my face down in a thread that also has pics of my cunt. I'm sure I'm not the only one in the world with a shitty star wars tfa tattoo also

yeah i'd need a drink too if my tits looked like that.

Fuck up....can't you get her to do something sexy rather than something fucking degrading YOU SICK FUCK!

Post your tits then

I'll give you ten bucks to go shave and take a shower you dirty bitch

what're you fucking gay?

That's what I'm saying though dude, I don't like shaving so I wouldn't want to fuck someone who isn't attracted to me unless I shave. I'm not knocking your preferences, just stating mine. I mostly fuck chicks anyhow, they're a lot less picky and usually way better at knowing how to work a cunt.

Oh ok. Shave your entire body THEN cucumber in cunt. Better?

You say you'd drink if your tits looked bad, well then post em

I take it thats the only way you can get pussy...pissed up women.

pic related.

Soooo op is a lesbian, guess we know who the butch is

>knowing how to work a cunt.
what's there to know? stick your dick in til you cum and tell that bitch to make you a sandwich before you kick her out the door. profit

I hope the next chick you eat out has a dirty pussy with shit stains everywhere so she can you hit you the same "well if your not attracted to my sloth based filthness then I'm not interested."

would if i could. no smartphone, so no tits for you.

Thanks. I would too but not flexible. Bad pic, butt fuck the hater

Every word of that comment and how you wrote it made my balls tingle...

Dayumm

I'm adding 10 dollars to this pot.

Gross. Shave your fucking legs.

kek what a fuckin warlock

Well thats devastating...I was lurking cause cute, now I know I'm not even high on the list...

Nice dubz

Just lurking, this is interesting.

OP is either getting roasted or im getting pics...

win win situation kek

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Hey aint you guys got it yet..original OP has gone ...no more new pics..its a different chick/lgbt/?

If op still there give 3 new pics..

Tits again (love those nipples..new pic)

Pussy

Arse..(queens english)

Trying this hard to get free pics instead of using money.

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Why would she leave?

This went over swimmingly!

Hey I like dudes too, I just mostly fuck girls.
I'm probably heading out soon fam, my internet is slow as fuck and I'm clearly not getting any shots out of this. Roast away though man, godspeed, I get off on this shit.

Can we get a nice pick of your entire ass for the road?

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for the love of jehovah, please stop posting these atrocities.

Who is this, any context?

Op you're real....so whats the account to get that shave everything crowed funded

You are sooo cute...

But please don't do those fkn gang signs...It does not become you.

timestamp and you've got yourself a deal little lady. much better than OP at least

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ITT : poorfags

Love your Tits...how old..please don;t lie..

would much rather the truth..

I'm guessing 22.

WILL KNOW!!

Here pal, enjoy

hahahaha

yeah seriously, I'd dump twenty dollars into that.

An hero, faggot. She's fuckable

Ah perfect, I have a panty fetish as well, bless up

I could blow my load to internet porn for free even if hairy was my thing. Don't need to pay some slag to write a poem on herself to get me off.

OP delivers. It's not the ass that Cred Forums wants but it's the ass that Cred Forums deserves.

Man I just love a chicks body..

I am sooooo fucking heterosexual.....woooohooo!904

have fun with the fucking forbidden forest from all angles before you reach her twat, you beta bitch

Gutted your'e leaving..want more and moar!!!

femanon, how much for you paying on your back, knees pulled towards your chest but ass spread into the cam?

we have found it......after all these years spent searching........the infamous.....STRETCH MARK CITY!!!!

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Timestamp or gtfo

Cute Cat
Cute Grill

Would fuck her while her owner watches.

Please will you FUCK UP...

YOU are fucking ruining it for everyone you fuck!

Look just cause you don't understand pussy yet..fuck off on the kiddies boards and come back when you big boy..

if you're up for doing private shows sometime leave an email/kik, just dont have time to set one up now.

Found the virgin.

thanks, i needed a laugh

she's fucking gorgeous ....

you're gross tho, why do u play wanna see this gross bitch when u have google wtf haha

sent $10
have a drink on me

Cause she's real you fucktard!!

hahag

calm down OP. god made you ugly, get over it

real gross, are irish women really that bad?

How do I donate..I think shes been good game..

For you shes exactly as real as the chicks You would find in Google. You aren't getting within 50 miles of that wookie test.

hahaha

its in her OP

PayPal.Me/Duviro

Hey I'm from the fucking Uk mate...KINGS of the world...

What makes you think you're special enough people are going to "pay" for nudes of you? There's millions of nudes of girls just like you. Stupid self entitled CUNT, get a job, whore. Your parents must be proud.

You are such an ugly fucking gross bitch god damn I'm fucking serious go get hit by a bus you gunky whore.

go to motherless, there are plenty of ugly bitches there. if that's what you mean by real. lol

the fuck is that red thing near the gutter drain?

with your paisley photos its safe to say you're also irish.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>gunky whore
>gunky
>mfw that's a word and my phone knows it
>mfw my phone has better vocabulary than me

You're fucking ugly and fat. There are millions of pictures of women better looking than you for free one click away.

Get a real job, whore.

Nah..my gut feeling is none of those other sluts on google would give you the steam off of their piss for nothing..

OP was up fro fun, and pitch in..if you feel like it..

spot the difference fucking newton!

You should get a horse dildo.

Nice body OP, post your hairy armpits

Go and try to justify the fact you're so lonely you have to pay for female interaction over the internet. Faggit.

damn slut u fine af

something only paedophiles can see...

(Oh and niggers)

fucking cuck
Haven't seen stupid shit like this in a while kek

>What's a copypasta?

Fuck off back to school, faggot. Summer is over faggot.

>a newfag in his natural habitat

srsly, can we crowdfund the shave already? I'm just standing here with my dick in my hand waiting for her to shave

you must be new here

shit I didn't mean to say faggot twice there

You couldn't be more wrong dickhead..

I've been emptying my balls all night into my missus..but she's gone to bed now (work in the morning)..ME just sitting here, getting wasted on my OWN blue cheese...watching chicks show me their pussy and tits...and YOU think I care they all don't look like Heidi klum..?!

Yeah me so lonely...

Lol this disgusting bitch thinks shes special enough.
Do you reakky think youll get noney out of this?
Fuck you haha
If I want to see a whore doing whatever I can just open up a new tab for free
And I can even watch videos.

Stupid bitches...

>sees oldest copypasta next to navy seals
>doesn't know it's compypasta
>you must be new here

Pretty fucking ironic, if you ask me

she don't think shes special dickhead..

SHES FUCKING GONE!!!

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2 edgy 4 me. Bet you're a hit at parties.

How bout me baby...me and you like HAM and EGGS..

Babys gone...

top ramen

Hey you need some hints honey..

Shes asking for money lol
Good luck being beta
This is hilarious

DEAD THREAD!!

R.I.P

What do you mean with a hit at parties?

Sand nigger detected

An hero

We all aint got sugar daddys motherfucker...

name?

The implication was you must be a very unpopular person if you talk to people like that, especially with women.

Thats the point just google hairy chubby sharpie pooper

Shut the fuck up!!

Maggot.

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>implying you have a gril
>implying imaginary gril let's you empty your blue cheese into her bloody axe wound
>implying Heidi Klum is hot
You're a faggot for lying on the internet to strangers.

nigga wat da fuck

zozzle, do you have a korn tattoo as well? Kill yourself.

You are a fucking ugly bitch

>cringe thread

WOW WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE

Dont know just googled anal lolly

Omg I've seen traps with smaller DICKS than that "clit".

you sad faq...

Blue cheese...CUNNNNNNT!.

i hope this thread's still here when she gets home for her to read

>dig Star Wars
>shitty First Order symbol instead of superior Galactic Empire one

kill yourself.

Nice one baitman

One for you and...

and one for you!

Yeah well if, honesty is such a lobely word .
More important, nobody has to pay for tits at parties wtf you can find sluts for free try it

Fuck it you have one two...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i'm going to miss the blue cheese faggot when this thread dies, he's having a killer first week of Cred Forums

I'm gonna miss all the thrills of being a Noob...when I become an old faq..

irony rhymes with dick