This is it, fuckers, I'm leaving this shit stain of a website

Aaron King
Aaron King

This is it, fuckers, I'm leaving this shit stain of a website. You almost had me killed by you guys posting one of your genius "lifehacks."

Pic related, this is how I almost fucking died.

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=TToz0lZmK2g

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

you're an autist if you followed this shit.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

What does it even do?
Blood clots?

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

What does it do?

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

Too bad you didn't die

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

Did literally nothing

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

How was I supposed to know what it did at the time? I just got done working out for fucks sake.

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Why would you ever listen to anybody here?

William Cook
William Cook

Baited

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

OP here, what did it even do anyway? All I know is that I almost died because of you fuckers.

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

pretty much makes the artery unusable by creating a disruption in the blood flow... so yeah

John Adams
John Adams

This just manually flexes the tendon on my thumb? Wut. How did u do this?

Caleb White
Caleb White

How long for full effect?

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

Oh.. So it's just like a goofy thing.. I'm not sure if it hurts or not.. Too scared to try it myself.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

OP again, it hurts like a motherfucker.

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

so... Good advice and lifehack thread?

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

mustard gas

Colton King
Colton King

I just tried it 4 or 5 times, nothing happened. I used a lot of pressure too

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

What does OP's picture do? Any medfags here?

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

why the fuck would you post this
goddammit

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

it's a carpal tunnel exercise reposted as a circlejerk "le nerve gas x'DDD" meme

it won't do shit except maybe relieve some symptoms of carpal tunnel

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

OP here, I actually have a fucking cast on my hand from doing this shit.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

So you hyperventelate for a second to boost your blood pressure, collapsed a small vein . Did it not fix itself when it frightened you the numb and your pressure went up from adrenaline ?

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

If any of you try this, you are an idiot. Call 911 immediately.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

This is amazing..

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Lol dumbass. I bet you were one of the niggers who microwaved their iPhones too. Do it again and don't fuck up this time.

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

0/10

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Elevator, the single player version. Dont do more than once as your brain may swell.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

can confirm that this in fact works anyone who says otherwise is to much of a pussy to try it

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

wut does this do?

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

this shit feels amazing on my fucking dick

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Bleach and ammonia to make crystals... Sure, Jan... More like toxic gas

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

OP here, glad I apparently fucked up doing that "exercise." Where did this cancer come from?

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Time bomb.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

You're a newfag. You yourself are cancer.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

Not really, been here since 2010. Still though, no one has answered my question on what does this fucking do anyway.

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

this one really works

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

can confirm this will burn your kitchen

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

I can't imagine what this would do, good or bad. Is ink oil based?

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

anyone know what Op pic does?

He is a major fag anyway.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

I've got a digger bick while doing this 11/10 would do it before phucking

Hunter James
Hunter James

No. No this is not true. Omfg you people are so numb from too much online

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

then wut does this do?

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

What does this do? Just freezes you face?

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

For an eternity.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

Frostbite.

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

causes burns

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

so you've got a dick small enough to fit inside a jalapeno. good one bro, that's the only thing you'll be fucking ever.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

At least this one is true

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Hard not to say "if you do this you deserve the fucking 30 meter/100 foot flame it will cause but well, it's not knowledge you're born with tbh. We all heard it for the first time somewhen

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

frostbite. Up to 3rd degree if not removed quickly.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Ok people, do NOT breath carbon monoxide

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

FUCKING FAGGOT I JUST DID IT AND THEN READ YOUR POST YOU FUCKING FAG
I can feel something In my fucking hand

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

see comments warning people not to follow lifehacks
see people post lifehacks
this is b

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

but why

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

Hey anons, after doing this i found that my Rex gameplay improved by 9LS, what do you guys main?

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

I shot this in my hand once. Was drunk so no pain but LOTS of blood

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

i wonder how many people who "committed suicide" just followed this advice post...

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

2010
not a newfag

Kill yourself

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

uh what does this do?

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

Hoooooooly shit.
Most of these are some dumb ass shit.
That might actually kill a whole suburban family.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Blood could coagulate locally, stroke eminent but a certain numbness and panic attack for sure

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

OP here, almost did, thanks to you fuckers. And still didn't get my question answered. What the fuck did this do to me.

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

I bet 0 people followed that picture

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

What does this actually do. I did ot once when i was younder and seized up

Levi King
Levi King

Anyone stupid enough to try these need to be removed from the gene pool anyways. That being said, someone make a fake Facebook account about "life hacks" and let survival of the fittest take its corse.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

I Second that question.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

This gives you fucking frostbite.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

just did, nothing happaned

Hunter White
Hunter White

lightheadedness leading to unconsciousness. don't do

Carson James
Carson James

Someone post this somewhere niggers frequent please

William Davis
William Davis

Same here tbh, maybe the heat creates some poisonous reaction or some spitting fire is eminent. No idea here mate

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

Salt causes the temperature required for the water to melt to lower, causing below freezing water to make liquid contact with the skin, freezing it

Thus causing frostburn

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

i think the principle here is headed oil. Pouring water to it will make it react and hot oil will explode/ splatter. again... do not do

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Fucking intense pain the harder you shake your fist, perhaps you'll even break a tendon

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

Run it under hot water instead

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

This can completely destroy your tendon.

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

Anyone wanna get frostbite? I heard it a lot of fun!

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

squeeze hand
panic attack

Fuck off tumblr. All it does is stretch a tendon. Like hitting your funny bone. Its not bad, stop being a pussy

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

try it. it's kind of cool.

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

Haven't got FB, what does L do?

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Kinda hurts... kinda feels good... Nothing really.

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

it just burns. It's the putting it out with water that's dangerous

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

He oil doesn't react with the water, the hot oil tries to float to the top of the water rapidly which causes it to mix with air combust

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

jokes on you user I have a cbt fetish

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

likes the photo

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Ok so... pouring water to hot oil will make the water explode due to the oil being hotter than 100C.

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

I'd like to see someone try to drink a whole can of paint.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

"Likes" the picture (ie +1 or upvote) did the other person to see

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

Sugar and nitroglycerin burns doesn't it?

Logan Lewis
Logan Lewis

it likes a photo. the idea is that if youre perving on bikini pics, you'll inadvertandly like a picture giving away your proclivity.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

Yeah something like that, it was on mythbusters

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Instant ejaculation.

David Thomas
David Thomas

might wanna call an ambulance man, possible blood clot now, could lead to stroke

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Yeah, oil and water is pretty funny if played with in a controlled environment. But I think: Wax and water is as dangerous as oil and water. Ink is mostly water based. So ink and candle is something you may not want to fuck around with.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Wait, seriously?

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Can confirm. I did this about a year ago and had a panic attack. I'm still alive though

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

relaxes the wrist by getting rid of one of those pesky tendons that prevent your wrist from relaxing

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

stretches out the muscle really hard and hurts like a bitch

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

You almost had me killed by you guys posting one of your genius "lifehacks."
we have these threads once in a while

David Long
David Long

chlorine gas will melt your lungs.....sounds like a great way to spend an afternoon

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

i ...think i believe these. now i'm confused. i really have to stop smoking maraijuana.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Funny how pull-ups, sport fishing, kendo, lifting weights, riding a bike up hill, and about a billion other things don't kill you.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

dont be so fucking dramatic, 3rd degree if you used multiple ice cubes over 20min MAYBE

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

yeah man, no joke, that can stop blood circulation depending on the amount of pressure you put on it and how long you held it, which can lead to coagulation

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

ok so guys i tried this and nothing happpened. is there a technique?

Joshua King
Joshua King

Saved
eat shit stoners

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

What's kendo?

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

salt kinda makes the situation worse there,

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

martial arts with bamboo sticks

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Haha if only

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

U GOT BAITED INTO THINKING THEY GOT B8D ayylmeo

Justin Long
Justin Long

insane martial art
youtube.com/watch?v=TToz0lZmK2g

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

i did it back in middleschool was not bad at all just passed out for a few seconds

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

I tried this one, I was instantly raped by moot himself.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

378282246310005
#gold
4569

Blake James
Blake James

you DO know that this only heats metal up to a degree...metal in a microwave dosent actually hurt a microwave...at least not much if at all.

Blake King
Blake King

Salted ice is around -18 °F (-28 °C)
It will hurt.

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

OK so yes this can kill you if your out of shape. Or have bad Arterys.
Pic one,
This is like putting a rubber band on your finger til it turns purple. It just stops the blood circulation for a instant.
Pic two,
This bulges out a main vein.stopping circulation again.
Pic three and four,
This forces the blood through that closed vein. Trying to pop it or the uncirculated blood to coagulate. Like when seniors get spider veins from sitting to long it's cause by blood clotting because the the artery is closed from their knees being bent.

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

new microwaves can have metal in them. stopped by my parents house last week and was surprised to see their new microwave has a metal rack in it. apparently you can put metal in it

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

Ok, how long would you say that it takes for someone to die?

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

short answer: boom

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

cONSTANT HEADACHES?
TRY OPENING THE DOOR BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH IT.

David Williams
David Williams

I can't tell if that's impressive or not. It just looks like they're just randomly hitting each other with sticks. How do they see through those masks?

Eli Green
Eli Green

Damn Cred Forums half the shit itt will kill you

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

Tbh I don't know what sone of these would do. Eating pickles is bad for headache or when mixed with aspirine? Maybe it's the vinegar? Several others too

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

godd damn man, Hate it when i see new people here die.
Rest in peace man i dont know ur name but i wont forget you.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

I was there

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

How long would it take you to die?

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

You sick fuck why would post that

John Kelly
John Kelly

How long would it take you to die though?

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

I post this shit on my actual fb

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

That looks like a disgusting waste of food.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

You probably wont die, ur gonna have a stroke and somone will call and ambulance for you. but good chance itll permanently effect u for the rest of ur life.

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

When will that happen?

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

Reckon whenever ur body realizes u fucked it up. Not sure tbh, u fucked up ur blood circulation

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Well, it's been 2 days since I did this.

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

this seems like it will kill your tanks bacteria....might also target people who are on city water, that will get you a fat fine for improper disposal of chemicals, with toilet cleaner being somewhat volatile, it might also blow your toilet up

Henry King
Henry King

i got trolled today.

crack egg in cup
put in microwave for a minute
???
perfect poached egg like Gordan Ramsay would make.

Only it just exploded all over the fucking place and i had to scrape that shit off out of the filaments or whetever the fuck microwaves heat up the food with.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

shoots self with .22 LR with body armor on my back
eventually bullets build up on spine
moving up to .45 ACP, body is 45% lead
after a while, bullets cast around my body
i am leadman

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

If you tried it take some aspirin it thins the blood and go see a doctor.

It depends not instantly but maybe a couple of hours or a day depending on how fast your heart beats.
You could die in your sleep.
If your arm stings or itches go to the hospital the left arm is directly connected to the heart so getting a blood clot in that arm is kinda a instant heart attack.
But if you get help they can give you some dicoagulation medicine and it'll take care of that blood clot.

William Morgan
William Morgan

MODS

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

I did this a year ago. I'm alive. Still

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

don't do this it creates mustard gas.

Robert White
Robert White

WAIT WHEN DO YOU ADD THE CHEESE GOD HELP US

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

DONT DO IT!!!!
THIS WILL CREATE MUSTARD GAS!!!

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

putting a spoon in any microwave is perfectly safe

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

there is no cheese.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

what does this do?

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Haha. Stirr it first, then it wont explode

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

air bubbles do though, gotta stab it with a fork a few times, still pops....but no shit, i make microwave eggs all the time. still preferr to do em in a bag in water on the stove....anyone else do that?

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

Then it won't be poached

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

have done this before, shit is so cash

Logan White
Logan White

first pic pleb

Liam White
Liam White

Newfag detected
so that means this post doesn't mean shit

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

It's just a mini heart attack, do you even cardio bro?

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

I microwave spoons all the time. It doesn't do anything to a modern microwave.

I don't even know if it did anything to microwaves 40 years ago.

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

none of them do idiot.
nothing that happens here really matters, hes not a newfag, hes pointing out the obvious.

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

what terrible shit does this do?

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

there are things you kendo and things you ken't

William Gray
William Gray

this will fuck you up bad...not kidding.

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

HOW TO DELETE THIS PLEASE HELP

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Google it, my guess it is deletes important files

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

That's a code to delete everything on your computer, including the operating system.

But modern computers won't allow you to do this. There are barriers in place.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

oh yeah sorry. In america you call that "cheese" .

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

What happens if Simone does this

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

samefag detected
Nice to someone thinks anyone cares

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

As it says: refreshing your OS. It basically does some cache flushing and memory freeing. But don't forget the /* at the end of the command (it's not explained in the picture). It tells the command to start the refreshing procedure at the root level of your file system (thus including your system directory as well) rather than cleaning up only from your home directory (the current directory when you start the terminal). The latter can help already, of course, but you better include the entire harddrive.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Maybe if you learned to read?
put ink on candle
pour water on candle
spills ink everywhere

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

ohhhh that's what its called thanks man

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

nope, not samefag
Nice to someone thinks anyone cares
w-what?

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

ONE SHOT JOHNNY

all my keks

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

What did the baiters say that would do?

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

please tell me this is real

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

It is man, buy everything you need now before he deletes it

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

Dumbfuck

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

idk ask simone fucking retard

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

FUCK HOW DO I DELETE MY POST

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Op, I just did this I am perfectly fine you fag. Go make crystals or something. I saw a good recipe on here once. I think another user will share that if you ask.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

hey Faggot that recipe didn't give me cookies it gave me a African child, do I need to reheat or something I'm confused

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Cred Forums
The only place where you never know if its bait or just that retarded.

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

Nigger it's the exact numbers from the pic.

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

I dont have a radial artery, nice try

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

Life hack-Stick a baseball bat up your ass and you fly.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Fuck you, 4 yr old.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Fuck you, DEA

Dominic King
Dominic King

Really cool story. In high school chemistry we were making ice cream and the one kid in the class was a ball buster. The teacher told the kid to hold his hand in the ice and see how long he can hold it in there. The teacher then put salt on the ice. The kid held his hand there for a couple minutes when he pulled it out he had chemical burns all over. It was pretty neat.

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

Ducks up yor tendon

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