I saw Chris Metzen at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in
person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now, you silly bitch?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”
and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard
him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the
doors with like fifteen bottles of Alpha Brain in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for
those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around
and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to
scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at
me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to
say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and talking about orcs.
sorry man, Gf came in and started talking to me
you're very cool I hope to be like you someday
suck a fat one
Offer still stands if people want to join! Starting to get a system and everything!
fuck off to your containment board /mlp/
post hoers plox.
The hell do I remember, some hentai doujinshi.
About some hiki who got magic dick powers via malfunction microwave he bought off hands...
That's just a hoe, not a hoer.
You'll get there eventually.
Keep trying. Probability suggests that posting every image in existence means that you'll get it some day.
That looks more like a scythe.
Should we call a doctor?
appropriating deer culture
I am offended.
We're not even in Hoe territory anymore.
I think he has some problems.
Hoes 4 life!
Scythes are cooler farm tools.
Hoes are love, hoes are life.
Hes are like people.
There are large ones, small ones, ugly, slim ones. loli ones, hard working sweaty ones.
To all tastes there is a hoe!
Bro, this is s/fur, that's h/fur.
Dirty little ho
Alright, I demand to see a fucking loli hoe.
Nah, that's just feminine hoe penis.