Dubs decides what I say, try to get me laid please

Dubs decides what I say, try to get me laid please.

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i mostly make up for my small penis with enthusiasm

Into guys?

"I eat ass"

Anal?

Only x miles away? Let me get you closer to me. I'll figure out where you live

Fuck here often?

wanna fuck?

Fuck a nigger yet? I fucked my first nigger yesterday. I love tinder

Halves on a bastard?

I met your mom on tinder a week ago. She knows how to polish a knob.

nice Quads!

If you don't fuck me I'm gonna kill myself and it'll be all your fault

Damn girl, are you the sun?
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Because I want you to be 92 million miles away from me.

I don't like vagina. I'd like to fuck your asshole though

winrar

"Send nudes or ill rape and murder you."

Winrar

Let me shove a hamster up your ass and call me Donald trump

Nice tooth-to-gum ratio

WINRAR

Fart on my tonsils.

I'm on a lot of meth right now. You're tits are my only way of getting better.

I've come this far and I'd like to come much further inside of you

Op better deliver

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I'm looking for a girl to pretend to be my sister and struggle while I rape her. If you're not interested, please don't waste my time. :)

Wasted my fucking dubs.

>Newfag detected

Kys

can i have nudes?

Ha! I thought you were different, but it looks like you're the same as the rest of the dumb sluts on here. Enjoy the rest of your shitty, lonely life.

You into drugs? I'm into date rape.

Fuck my prepubescent cunt please.

i am a faggot

Why must there always be poop on muh dick?

If you don't send nudes im going to rape my cats so hard that you'll feel my cum shooting out of its eyes.

I have an 8 inch cock

P-pamela-san swiped right on me?? Nyaaahhh!! :3

Roll

Hiel Hitler gas the Jews fuck niggers

Kys gayfag

Rolling

ayy sweet mama lemme whisper in your ear

Winrar

Rolling

Roll

>le kys xD
go back to leafy and filthy frank

Rolling

I only swiped right in hopes of getting your friend in the picture's number. Hook us up?

Rollerino

Gonna wait til she replies before I send the next one, don't wanna seem creepy.........

I wanna get in there and jiggle those niblets.

btw my dad's a nurse practitioner so he can get you a script for xanax

hay op

Silence means yes

Good thinking.

Deliver op

Say I'm sorry My 6 year old bother had my phone

i'm not like all the other guys, im a really nice guy, im not just trying to fuck you lol

Hey baby you into Bondage?

Got any children. ;-)

Roleplay? I'll be Hitler and you be Eva Braun

SEND HER THIS

>PRAISE KEK

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SEND HER THIS NIGGER

>PRAISE KEK

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freudian slip?

While we wait, more of her. Probably only a 6/10 tbh.

DUBS DUBS DUBS WINRAR

Kek

OP DELIVER FAGGOT

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Rolling

your dumb af nigger

whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? i cant tell a difference cause im autistic for using tinder. im gonna go jack off to pics of my little brother. nighty night

THIS LINK WON TWICE DELIVER OP

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nigger

U BETTER SEND SOMEONE THIS LINK NIGGER

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Hola me llamo Evaristo y quiero ver tu mazmorra

stfu you underaged faggot

soup or salad? never mind, it doesnt look like you eat healthy.

bump, i want to see reply

>Hola me llamo Evaristo y quiero ver tu mazmorra
Yeah

I know how to please a man.

I was raped by a beat once. I quite enjoyed it.

eat a fucking dick faggot
i have a 4 year degree in CS and a badass job about 105k

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I come from Uranus. I think with your help I could get back.

> CS
> badass job about 105k

Congrats, you are earning an average salary for your degree. I'm in the same boat, but I earn $155k plus bonuses.

And I'm sure you've been promoted and gone up the ladder further, I've just begun, I will get there too bref, plenty of time

I used to have a yeast infection. I prayed it away.

Remember me from that party? I was dressed up as your future one-night stand.

Listen, Fella, here is the LAST PLACE to ask because 99.99% of Cred Forums is still virgin

op is a faggot, link was posted with dubs twice and he just keeps wanking his dads cock like a fag

I am legally required to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

Then I saw your face. Now I'm a believer. A beaver believer.

I like my women like I like my morning shit. Out of my butthole.

Thinking of you is making me wanna fart.

I will not be gentle.

Did you know that the Moon is over 300,000 km away? This is approx. 9 times the Earth's circumference. #themoreyouknow #funfact #whitegirlsdoitbetter

Nigger