ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

part 4

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Tyler

Dillon

Eli

Kyle

Shlomo

Chad

Jonah

Gabriel

Sigma

Huge faggot
Father
Smoker

Fat fuck

From single mother hoiusehold, has micropenis and colourful eyes. Loves camouflage.

Katherine

Back from the last thread. Have at me.

6'0, tan, definitely not a juggelo

Gage

Ming

Jew

>Skylar
I'm a guy.

Massive faggot
Just cannot stop sucking dicks
Fairly long hair. Terrible sense of style, but you own it.

Barack

Cody

Have at it tits with timestamp

Black guy who wears cotton Turtle necked sweaters.

Nigger/Muslim

Dan.

Nah fam

Two faced prick who can't handle others opinions

Terrance

Uptight slut whore

you mean,
>were

Caleb

Sam

Closet fetishist, will transition into a woman in mid twenties and fuck his old best friend, get married to him.

nah
cheating and wrong

Chip

Thomas

Emma.

Charles

angus

You get away with murder.

I mean the single mother part was right so better than others?

Emma

short hair, you like keep you in fitness and you like snow

Diego

I live in the U.S. btw

Pretty average in about every respect.

Emma Watson.

Dafaq nigga

UN Spokeswoman for women. Stopped being hot after the first 3 Harry Potter Movies

i bet this wins. lol

Not really uptight. I'm pretty laid back imo

Trayvon

wow, so clever, both of you.

Kyle is a single mother's child name. Idk.

Camden

Abel

hippie

Hey you know someone called Dale ?
just asking

Van

Thanks. You are definitely blonde though

Very quiet. Knows french. Cute, but would never admit it.

Fuck you faggot Emma Watson is a true 10/10

Ugly fat whore

Kill yourself.

I keep my hair in a bun. And I do keep fit and enjoy cold weather.

What's my name Cred Forums?

amish, get off the internet, you're cheating

i dont think thats really an assumption.

Total Dyke

opinion not valid here.

mixed race

He fell for it

Jonah.

You don't own anything from Vans

mixed race.

oh wow, ive never heard that one before. congrats

Yeah probably.

Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property, perhaps, but as equals. I, am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also, two battle axes, mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage. I will have my brother Steven who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment. I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after's he's done with his next round of Call of Duty and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot". And now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him I think! My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now! I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on Facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. Yoouuuu can't stop me! Yoouuuu can't take back what you've done! All you can do is apologize and beg, beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.

Babadook Cucumberfuck

Yeah that's your opinion tho. Everyone else knows it

Andres

Well that's the first time I heard that

you're a lesbian, can't really imagine a straight girl in the navy

Zachery

FUCK U NIGGER

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Fare enough

Genesis Lovecraft Sizeboil.

Noah

STOP FUCKING TROLLING THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT HIGH SCHOOL FUCK DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

Let me fix that for you

...

Cierra

...

Probably not.

not a god tier bro but still pretty cool to hang with
trying to get through college as a sketch artist
bit of an asshole but growing out of it, no real goals, but pretty good GF
Immature cunt

Someone who gets upset that millennial moms are naming their little brats Jonah and letting them claim ADHD and run around a movie theatre smelling of salty peanuts and poopy hands.

Donald

Single, bi, kinda cute

How close am I?

City person, try again

I experimented a bit in highschool, but I prefer men as both romantic partners and sexual partners.

Dude what

Pale blond with fucked up teeth

Thanks Cred Forumsro

That was 100% b8. She's always been a 10/10 and will continue to be for a long time.

Korey

Connor

...

Jacob

Probably yes.

Fuck you

Evan

Jordan

Fuck you

Dmitry

Kinda lanky white kid, curlier hair when it gets longer

What a beautiful pepe

This applies to you as well.

David

i bet you take care of yourself with a lot of masturbation. you're the kind of girl that doesn't really need a man

Tbh I am a cunt but not immature far from that

Also, I joined the navy because I love being at sea, and I wanted to fight for my country and not have to deal with the muslims face-to-face.

Reeee kinda accurate!

Yes. What the hell

Pretty spot on, well I hope I'm cute lmao

Slightly overweight, short scraggly beard

Not neckbeard, just beard.

not so fast, fbi.

Alexander

Black hair, bowl cut, 5'7"

Owen

Derek

...

Wilson.

Nigga that's gay as fuck

Keegan

Friendly but kind of boring dude

Girls like you

Gets butthurt on French talkshows

Davey

Nigger. Hate yourself

Glenn

i'm quite lonely, but i've never known a girl like you.

sounds like you conquered Persia, Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Bactria, and the Punjab.

White kid who wears grey hoodies, has an Amish beard shadow, raspy voice, and likes vocaloid music, metal.

Bowl cut is right, my hair is brown, but I actually am five eight. I'm Bulgarian, at least my mother is, so I have broad shoulders and longer eyes. Also some good cheekbones.

What the fuck. Are all Connors like this or something? Hit the nail on the head

Chet

Nah my nose isnt that fucked.

Gage

Blond hair

Fuckboy

What?

Maggie

Chase

Nope Brown as horse shit.

Tommy (Thomas essentially)

Vladimir

moot

Muhammad

They carry diseases, you know.

Most people on this board are lonely.

Average hight, not super muscular but kind of 'cut' constantly have 5'o'clock shado and wear t-shirts you don't particularly pay attention to the design of.

Putin basically nigger

Simpson.

Gay and into furrie shit

Miles

>Most people on this board are lonely.
some more than others

Typical white girl to a degree, appears to fit in but is a bit of an outcast.

Fat asian kid who's a wannabe CRIP and works at a pho place

Elliot

you're a pretty decent guy all around, were kinda popular in elementary school, but you're whiney when you don't get what you want. Some would call you a good friend, but you don't have very many people who just hate you. You honestly mean well, but your intentions don't always show it. You like things that you think others may not always understand, but you hope some day you can break that shell.

shit i wish, complete opposite

Ginger fag who was a vegetarian since 7.
PROVE ME RONG.

I didn't mean to capitalize crip my bad

Vincent

kid fucker

Constantly annoy your friend Alex while he's trying to enjoy a treat.

You also look like a hushpuppy/big pea

shit u rite

Daniel

Jose

Nigger from NYC, is an indie kid with red brown hair!!

True. Though there are people who will always be lonely everywhere.

suicide.

Skinny black kid, wannabe blood, works at a KFC?

Wears vans

Callum

I'm in new york. black hair and im not indie

Nah I know a guy tommy that's exactly how I described and he's a piece of shit

skinny, although I'm not a nigger and i dont work at KFC. good guess on the skinny part

Be my girlfriend. •___•

Ray

Ryan

Ariel

25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

You are skinny and borderline autistic

This the same Emma I'm talking to elsewhere?

Jesus.

asians can get pretty feisty, I've seen a few Asian Tommy's in my time

guess her name

I'm an asshole. I was an asshole in elementary school. Was a good try. Thanks user.

Aaron

Chester

>Inb4 molester

Ugly and annoying nigger

White kid, brown hair, cant grow a beard, lives in Florida so no hoodies 90% of time, despise metal and rock music, athletic build but still kind of on the chubby side, and haven't picked out a specific to wear unless I was going to a party or court.

well, my best luck to finding your path in life

Thijs

Fifi Marx, american warlord

I tefuse to accept ariel as a female name soo... Asian dude around 22 movet here in middleschool and still have a bad accent

Dongus

Michelle Obama

Jennifer, goes by jen

ok

Thimmy

Everyone hates you because of your super gay name. You only have a few close fiends

jew with brunette hair

1/3rd of Noisia

Hugh mungus

As an Asian, I can understand

Collin

Ellsworth

Thomas

florida is horrible, innit? lived there all mlife

Glynn

Thimmy? Oh dear, your parents added an h to your name because they're assholes. Sorry.

sexy shirtless pic fam

>lol, I got a clever one

Molester

Well I have no idea who you are so I wouldn't know lmao

hm I only have a few close friends, but Im not really hated

Stewart

Wtf I went to HS with a Connor and he fit this description...

Also my name's Tyler

Gavin.

Judge me Cred Forums

REEEE WHY DO ROASTIES ONLY RESPOND TO MY OFFERS ON Cred Forums BUT I CANT GET ANY IRL I HATE THIS PLACE. REEEEEEE

Wat

David

You are clearly a large black man with a huge katana collection

Damn someone knows noisia

Definitely gay

You are so lonely that you commented on this thread. You will never find a gf

Travis

not at all, just the niggers. The police are pretty cool and the school system is great.

You cast the mightiest of spells. You once brought down two entire Kingdoms with just two flying fireballs.

Dorian

AssBlaster996

no chin faggot that likes metal

you like my little pony and 3d printers

Amy

That's your last name you jew.

Virgin.

Cool dude with black hair and you have an small peener

>the police are pretty cool

that's because you're white.

not that there's anything wrong with that.

John Ellis, but I go by Jeb

...

Close! Haha actually, im in College. Except for that, the rest was spot on

Oh. you are...you really are.

My names super white tho lel

thanks fam
i dunno

Hooligan (fuck the parents for this)

You defiantly have autism

>roasties

Fucking faggot

HATIANS EVERYWHERE
ALL OF THE GODDAMN CHURCHES ARE FILLED WITH MONKIES

You do some stupid shit in IT and play online FPS games

Where did you get my shirt

You are generally friendly and goodwilled, but you have really bad habits.

I am very defiant in having autism, yes.

but nah, my parents just gave me a shitty name.

Rolling again

That's probably true for most people, but my first name is Thomas.

Danearius

accurate

Ginger, over 40, lived in Colorado,,,used to, maybe still are, a druggie/wreck loose

You're very very fat

No, it's because I actually treat them and talk to them like people. I've run into my share with the law and let me tell you, it sucks waking up in juvy with bruises all over your arms and face after a long night of xanax and four loko

Ryan

Tfw I will never have a qt real girl gf and an amazing qt doggo who is allowed on this bed.

> why live?

Nigger

Rerolling for torrent of beaner jokes

Christopher

Gage?

Your a grinch in a hoodie

Frederick

cuz you come across as 12..pro tip: don't do that.

Live for trips u faggle

What part of FL are you? 321/407 area right here.

was just about to say that you cunt

Carson

Lena

moar pics?

Ryan

FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT

Just double checking. Weird coincidence, I guess.

You act like you known more than you actually do 80% of the time.

Actually I accidently tagged your post I'm drunk

life sucks but sometimes cool things happen, thats why i keep living

Luke

Tall, skinny, likes to run.

561 area code. South FL.

Your name is Ryan

what about a timestamp?

I mostly chill in boxers, I am more of an optimist.
I like TSM though.

Tim

ILL BATTLE YOU IN THE ANCIENT WAYS OF JAPAN. COME AT ME, PROTIP: YOU WILL LOSE.

Actually not tbh