ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
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From single mother hoiusehold, has micropenis and colourful eyes. Loves camouflage.
Back from the last thread. Have at me.
6'0, tan, definitely not a juggelo
I'm a guy.
Just cannot stop sucking dicks
Fairly long hair. Terrible sense of style, but you own it.
Have at it tits with timestamp
Black guy who wears cotton Turtle necked sweaters.
Two faced prick who can't handle others opinions
Uptight slut whore
Closet fetishist, will transition into a woman in mid twenties and fuck his old best friend, get married to him.
cheating and wrong
You get away with murder.
I mean the single mother part was right so better than others?
short hair, you like keep you in fitness and you like snow
I live in the U.S. btw
Pretty average in about every respect.
UN Spokeswoman for women. Stopped being hot after the first 3 Harry Potter Movies
i bet this wins. lol
Not really uptight. I'm pretty laid back imo
wow, so clever, both of you.
Kyle is a single mother's child name. Idk.
Hey you know someone called Dale ?
Thanks. You are definitely blonde though
Very quiet. Knows french. Cute, but would never admit it.
Fuck you faggot Emma Watson is a true 10/10
Ugly fat whore
I keep my hair in a bun. And I do keep fit and enjoy cold weather.
What's my name Cred Forums?
amish, get off the internet, you're cheating
i dont think thats really an assumption.
opinion not valid here.
He fell for it
You don't own anything from Vans
oh wow, ive never heard that one before. congrats
Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property, perhaps, but as equals. I, am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also, two battle axes, mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage. I will have my brother Steven who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment. I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after's he's done with his next round of Call of Duty and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot". And now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him I think! My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now! I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on Facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. Yoouuuu can't stop me! Yoouuuu can't take back what you've done! All you can do is apologize and beg, beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.
Yeah that's your opinion tho. Everyone else knows it
Well that's the first time I heard that
you're a lesbian, can't really imagine a straight girl in the navy
Genesis Lovecraft Sizeboil.
STOP FUCKING TROLLING THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT HIGH SCHOOL FUCK DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
Let me fix that for you
not a god tier bro but still pretty cool to hang with
trying to get through college as a sketch artist
bit of an asshole but growing out of it, no real goals, but pretty good GF
Someone who gets upset that millennial moms are naming their little brats Jonah and letting them claim ADHD and run around a movie theatre smelling of salty peanuts and poopy hands.
Single, bi, kinda cute
How close am I?
City person, try again
I experimented a bit in highschool, but I prefer men as both romantic partners and sexual partners.
Pale blond with fucked up teeth
Thanks Cred Forumsro
That was 100% b8. She's always been a 10/10 and will continue to be for a long time.
Kinda lanky white kid, curlier hair when it gets longer
What a beautiful pepe
This applies to you as well.
i bet you take care of yourself with a lot of masturbation. you're the kind of girl that doesn't really need a man
Tbh I am a cunt but not immature far from that
Also, I joined the navy because I love being at sea, and I wanted to fight for my country and not have to deal with the muslims face-to-face.
Reeee kinda accurate!
Yes. What the hell
Pretty spot on, well I hope I'm cute lmao
Slightly overweight, short scraggly beard
Not neckbeard, just beard.
not so fast, fbi.
Black hair, bowl cut, 5'7"
Nigga that's gay as fuck
Friendly but kind of boring dude
Girls like you
Gets butthurt on French talkshows
Nigger. Hate yourself
i'm quite lonely, but i've never known a girl like you.
sounds like you conquered Persia, Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Bactria, and the Punjab.
White kid who wears grey hoodies, has an Amish beard shadow, raspy voice, and likes vocaloid music, metal.
Bowl cut is right, my hair is brown, but I actually am five eight. I'm Bulgarian, at least my mother is, so I have broad shoulders and longer eyes. Also some good cheekbones.
What the fuck. Are all Connors like this or something? Hit the nail on the head
Nah my nose isnt that fucked.
Nope Brown as horse shit.
Tommy (Thomas essentially)
They carry diseases, you know.
Most people on this board are lonely.
Average hight, not super muscular but kind of 'cut' constantly have 5'o'clock shado and wear t-shirts you don't particularly pay attention to the design of.
Putin basically nigger
Gay and into furrie shit
Most people on this board are lonely.
some more than others
Typical white girl to a degree, appears to fit in but is a bit of an outcast.
Fat asian kid who's a wannabe CRIP and works at a pho place
you're a pretty decent guy all around, were kinda popular in elementary school, but you're whiney when you don't get what you want. Some would call you a good friend, but you don't have very many people who just hate you. You honestly mean well, but your intentions don't always show it. You like things that you think others may not always understand, but you hope some day you can break that shell.
shit i wish, complete opposite
Ginger fag who was a vegetarian since 7.
PROVE ME RONG.
I didn't mean to capitalize crip my bad
Constantly annoy your friend Alex while he's trying to enjoy a treat.
You also look like a hushpuppy/big pea
shit u rite
Nigger from NYC, is an indie kid with red brown hair!!
True. Though there are people who will always be lonely everywhere.
Skinny black kid, wannabe blood, works at a KFC?
I'm in new york. black hair and im not indie
Nah I know a guy tommy that's exactly how I described and he's a piece of shit
skinny, although I'm not a nigger and i dont work at KFC. good guess on the skinny part
Be my girlfriend. •___•
25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
You are skinny and borderline autistic
This the same Emma I'm talking to elsewhere?
asians can get pretty feisty, I've seen a few Asian Tommy's in my time
guess her name
I'm an asshole. I was an asshole in elementary school. Was a good try. Thanks user.
Ugly and annoying nigger
White kid, brown hair, cant grow a beard, lives in Florida so no hoodies 90% of time, despise metal and rock music, athletic build but still kind of on the chubby side, and haven't picked out a specific to wear unless I was going to a party or court.
well, my best luck to finding your path in life
Fifi Marx, american warlord
I tefuse to accept ariel as a female name soo... Asian dude around 22 movet here in middleschool and still have a bad accent
Jennifer, goes by jen
Everyone hates you because of your super gay name. You only have a few close fiends
jew with brunette hair
1/3rd of Noisia
As an Asian, I can understand
florida is horrible, innit? lived there all mlife
Thimmy? Oh dear, your parents added an h to your name because they're assholes. Sorry.
sexy shirtless pic fam
lol, I got a clever one
Well I have no idea who you are so I wouldn't know lmao
hm I only have a few close friends, but Im not really hated
Wtf I went to HS with a Connor and he fit this description...
Also my name's Tyler
Judge me Cred Forums
REEEE WHY DO ROASTIES ONLY RESPOND TO MY OFFERS ON Cred Forums BUT I CANT GET ANY IRL I HATE THIS PLACE. REEEEEEE
You are clearly a large black man with a huge katana collection
Damn someone knows noisia
You are so lonely that you commented on this thread. You will never find a gf
not at all, just the niggers. The police are pretty cool and the school system is great.
You cast the mightiest of spells. You once brought down two entire Kingdoms with just two flying fireballs.
no chin faggot that likes metal
you like my little pony and 3d printers
That's your last name you jew.
Cool dude with black hair and you have an small peener
the police are pretty cool
that's because you're white.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
John Ellis, but I go by Jeb
Close! Haha actually, im in College. Except for that, the rest was spot on
Oh. you are...you really are.
My names super white tho lel
Hooligan (fuck the parents for this)
You defiantly have autism
ALL OF THE GODDAMN CHURCHES ARE FILLED WITH MONKIES
You do some stupid shit in IT and play online FPS games
Where did you get my shirt
You are generally friendly and goodwilled, but you have really bad habits.
I am very defiant in having autism, yes.
but nah, my parents just gave me a shitty name.
That's probably true for most people, but my first name is Thomas.
Ginger, over 40, lived in Colorado,,,used to, maybe still are, a druggie/wreck loose
You're very very fat
No, it's because I actually treat them and talk to them like people. I've run into my share with the law and let me tell you, it sucks waking up in juvy with bruises all over your arms and face after a long night of xanax and four loko
Tfw I will never have a qt real girl gf and an amazing qt doggo who is allowed on this bed.
Rerolling for torrent of beaner jokes
Your a grinch in a hoodie
cuz you come across as 12..pro tip: don't do that.
Live for trips u faggle
What part of FL are you? 321/407 area right here.
was just about to say that you cunt
FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT
Just double checking. Weird coincidence, I guess.
You act like you known more than you actually do 80% of the time.
Actually I accidently tagged your post I'm drunk
life sucks but sometimes cool things happen, thats why i keep living
Tall, skinny, likes to run.
561 area code. South FL.
Your name is Ryan
what about a timestamp?
I mostly chill in boxers, I am more of an optimist.
I like TSM though.
ILL BATTLE YOU IN THE ANCIENT WAYS OF JAPAN. COME AT ME, PROTIP: YOU WILL LOSE.
Actually not tbh
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