Hey Cred Forumsros Night shift hotel worker here again . I don’t give a shit if you believe me or not this has been happening for the past couple of days and its been giving me a raging comedy hard on >Be me, 23 year old hotel fag >Working at a hotel at the airport that is literally on its last legs. >General manager quit recently , the front office manager is gone too. The corporate director went on “Early pregnancy vacation” This ship Is sinking >Literally no one left here who could even fucking fire me at this point >Ultimate lolz >Drunk ass polish douche stumbled in like 2 days ago asking for a room >200% percent sure the “fart” he let out on his way to the elevator was actually him giving birth to an Ethiopian baby in his pants. >Pleasedontshitinthehallway.jpg >Calls down at least every couple hours to complain about some petty shit. I swear to god this cunt complained his pillows were “too white and ironed” and it was tripping him out . >about 6 hours after polish cunt graced my lobby with his shit stained adidas I started getting abunch of phone calls from pissed off guest on his floor >”I don’t even know how to say this but theres some polish guy next door to us who keeps knocking on our door… I answered the first time but he just stood there for like 10 seconds. Flicked me in the chest and ran away screaming “cant see me ! “ “Too fast for you “ >Polishpeoplearefucked.jpeg
Yes, you. We eradicated our Polish problem, they don't even squat within ten kilometers of here, much less cause any trouble.
Angel Murphy
Yeah its in Germany . Fuckin good guess
Julian Phillips
>Kicking this piece of shit out is gunna be far too much work by myself and I cant be bothered to get the police involved because shitting yourself in the lobby and pissing people off isn’t actually illegal. >Mkai…. Gunna have to deal with this shit by myself >Phone rings. >Polish guys room number >Iwouldkillyouifiknewwhattodowithabody.gif. >”Guest service how can I help” >”Room is dirt . Make to send someone cleaning” >I can literally hear the sound of his shit stained track pants rustling. Polish cunt didn’t even have the grace to stop masterbating on the phone… >WTF >I have now decided that this beautifull eastern European ray of sunshine is the reason Ive been put in this broken down arse excuse for a hotel >Itsonpolishguy.png
Adrian Hernandez
Do
Camden Ross
In that case, you may proceed
Ryan Cruz
keep it bumped bros. Im writing.
Evan Roberts
>The only other person in the hotel these days is housekeeping bro >housekeeping bro is polish too but the hilarious I don’t give a shit , kind of a polish. Not the slightly less . I have literally just taken a shit while maintaining eye contact with you kind of polish
>I fill housekeeping bro in on the absolute masterpiece of a human being located on the 5th floor >We wait for the track suited cruisader to stumble out of his room and make the entire resteraunt uncomfortable >housekeeping bro and I head up to the Polocopters room >HOLYFUCKINGSHITBALLS you guys. I wish I was making this up . I really do >There is literal green shit on the wall. Looks like it was on a hand at some point but hes just smeared it on the wall for shits and giggles. >Ceiling fan is covered in tissues >Used tissues… >Whythough.jpg >We crank the air conditioning up to about 45 billion degrees. I type in my tech code and set the panel to lock so no one can change it >We head over the cracked open window and housekeeping bro closes and locks it. >(sometimes helicopter parents want us to lock it so their dumb ass kids cant throw their ipods or whatever out the window) >The television system we use is ancient. Like barba fucking Streisands vagina ancient. >It’s a well known problem that if the connection at the back is a little loose this fucker just turns itself on and off every 5 minutes for no reason >Krank up the volume all the way. >Pull on the wiring until is comes loose >Iwasbornforthisjob.jpg
Cont?
Grayson Mitchell
Ass
Jace Bell
>shitting yourself in the lobby isn’t actually illegal. Oh, Germany. You so filthy.
Chase Myers
Kek.
Blake Davis
They better be walking the dinosaur
William Richardson
>After pololz left the resteraunt I didn’t see him for like 3 or 4 hours >Must be out somewhere being polish… >Eventually the phone rings >Guesswho.jpeg >”Guest service user here how can I help”
>”Is this joke”
>why yes. Yes it is >”What ever do you mean sir” >”Everything in room fucking to up “. “I wanting to speak to the manger now. You giving him to me “! >Lolz nobody fucking works here anymore >”Of course sir , just a moment please” >I put the phone down and scratch my ass for a good 25 seconds >Pick up again and decide the “manger” has a super heavy german accent (Aparently polish people hate germans. According to housekeeping bro) >”Ziss is ze manger” “How am I helping to you ziss day?” >Polish dude is already pissed that im just about as fucking german as it is possible to be. >”Tv is fuckage . Window is the closed. How you are going to fixing ?” > “Don’t to worrying about zis. You to satisfaction is for top priority to us” >”what im supposed to do with the window? “ > “yaaaaaa . Zis really is a terrible problem. I understanding maybe you having ze stomache troubles. Wann you cant open ze window is maybe like a gas chamber in ze room no? “ >Ultimate german kek. >Mr Poland doesn’t like this very much and goes on on a 15 minute telephone screaming rant. This guys English is dire , but fuck does he know how to swear. I >Eventually get the shithead off the phone and promise im gunna send the manager up to see him in a bit >LOL whatmanager.jpg
Colton Gonzalez
Bumpin for OP
Joshua Long
You may continue.
Chase Adams
>Calls back >”whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no manager came up to see you” >”don’t worry sir Ill get right on it” . put the phone a little bit away from my face and do the heavy german accent again. “I don’t go up to see the fucking polish monkey. Zer was scheisse all over everything why I want to go see him?” >The polozarus rex doesn’t appreciate this >”Give me to talking to him !!” >Lol. NO >”Im sorry sir the manager is not available right now” Pull the phone away from face again “Jaa not available for polish monkeys” >Unleash the kraken.jpg >Cred Forumsros hes on floor fucking 5 . But I can hear this cunt racing down the stairs. Didn’t even bother to wait for the elevator . Hes just on full drunk polish power. >Storms up to the desk >”GERMAN MANAGER. RIGHT NOW” “Okay sir hold on one second let me see if I can find him for you” >Wanted in to back office and close the door >Chillin on the computer for about 10 minutes just to get him good and shitty >Theres a camera in back office to watch for guests outside so I can literally see him turning deeper shades of red. >Start talking to myself/the manager loud enough for him to hear it >”But sir , he had legitiment problems he needs help with” >”JAA ze biggest problem I zink is zat hes a fucking polish pig dog. I don’t speaking to him” > Polish guy punches the desk as hard as he can. >Dude… I think he literally broke his crazy ass polish fingures.
Leo Torres
Mysides.jpg
Kevin Ward
This is great, keep going please. As a side note, when you finish the story, what's the sketchiest thing you've ever seen working at a night hotel?
Adrian Reyes
this is so good lmao
Jaxon Bailey
Probably a guest chasing around kids wearing nothing but sunglasses and a mickey mouse hat.... not even making that up
Benjamin Miller
Op here sorry guys I have to finish a few things first im at work right now. If you can keep this bumped for like 15 mins I'll finish it here otherwise I'll open a new thread when I'm done if you are interested in what happened
Lincoln Morris
Bamp
Leo Clark
Still call him "dicky micky "
Nicholas Rivera
op you sly dawg you. ;)
Jordan Long
bumps
Oliver King
Just gotta do security check . I'll be back
John Jones
>Pollacks hate Germans >Pollack is in Germany >Who the fuck did he expect to find instead? >Oh right, this is Germany
Elijah Bell
Keep it going!!!!!! For op!!!!!
Benjamin Ramirez
Only 10 more floors to check keep it bumped guys
Benjamin Carter
He had best come back, we need to know what happened
Lincoln Sullivan
Have faith
Justin Garcia
I will, Aryan hotel man. I will
Luke Ramirez
...
Brandon Gutierrez
Keep it bumped guys !!! This is the first OP I've ever believed would come back
Lucas Perry
Strangest thing a guest has requested for their room?
Connor Wilson
Bumpy bumpy pollock cummies
Thomas Myers
Nutella and a bag of broken light bulbs. Still no fucking idea why
Oliver Carter
Bump
Alexander Sullivan
You ever see people and just know they are swingers? Any weird tales on that?
Jose Powell
Believe the hype.
Kevin Wilson
Witnessing
Levi Barnes
Almost dooooone
Luis Brooks
Plox come back op
Christian Collins
Bamp
Aaron Cooper
Are you hotel bro from the 'inside info from a business/company' thread?
Gavin White
Does it continue anymore?
Caleb Brooks
Bumpity
Hunter Johnson
Op is pollock
Leo Green
testing
Jackson White
Fuck dude why you so pretty
Christian Sullivan
Hell yeah . I'm just not at my comp right now. I will be tough
Kevin Taylor
He's writing the next part.
Michael Adams
Dawwwwww.
Julian James
Why do German hotels have signs in English?
Elijah Reyes
...
Caleb Brown
Bumparoo
Jacob Cruz
Mexfag living in America checking in. What's the Mexican population over there? Would I get grouped in with mudslides?
Landon Young
Mexicans aren't real
Charles Adams
Just hang on guys I'm still not at comp but I should be in 5 mins
Nathan Scott
Bumparino
Jaxon Reyes
leave now please
Logan Howard
user hurry. I'm starting to fall asleep
Angel Walker
Fine, shitty (or to some better) knock off Spaniards
Gabriel Anderson
In 5mins this thread is sage. Already now on page 5
Jose Ortiz
Bamp
Gavin Martin
Try again faggot
Also Bump
Adam Cruz
Fuck . I'll make a new thread then
Tyler Cooper
(sometimes helicopter parents want us to lock it so their dumb ass kids cant throw their ipods or whatever out the window)
say what now
Jordan Perry
...
Tyler Ward
Bump until op finishes
Carson Cooper
Don't you fucking dare, I don't want to hunt this thread down. Just finish nigga
Wyatt Gonzalez
Hurry up BUMP
Jose Rogers
Finish you cunt
Asher Cook
IM BACK okay typing now
Elijah Stewart
Come on. I wanna wank but I don't dare leave the thread
Aiden Edwards
OP is asstrash.
Jeremiah Cook
trips has spoken
Sebastian Thompson
Good, $$
Asher Scott
Bumpity bump bump bump
Kevin Young
Third trips in the thread, in case of you did notice not.
Julian Reed
Hurry up fag
Tyler Myers
Hush now baby boy, I'll sooth you
Easton Williams
You had your chance, he's back now
Nicholas Campbell
>Polish guy is going absolutely nuts at the front desk >Step out and tell him "just give me a few minutes im sure I can track the Manager down for you" >"Can hear everyzing he get his german ass face out here now !" >Just one moment for me sir.
>Go back into the back Office. >talking to myself again like a fucking crazy Person >"sir i think the Gentleman outside can hear you" "NEIN Ze door was not closed properly ze Gay Pollock asshole vas not supposed to hear zis" >Polish guy visibily shaking at this Point >No joke , hes vibrating
Hudson Cook
Yes dad
Chase Parker
Fuu
Adam Perez
Bump
Cooper Hill
You dont say
Dylan Ward
No matching 44 dubs? You're no son of mine
Camden Martinez
Not many words for so much time typing... Beeeeeil dick!!
Easton Walker
Staying in anticipation of walking the dinosaur.
Bentley Lewis
Don't let the thread die
Logan Ross
>Start thinking... . If i was a german manager what would I actullay be doing right now >Decide that the best thing to do would be to Panic >"Shit hes so angry look at ze guy hes vibrating like a cheap sex doll" >Polo has turned a nice shade of purple at this stage >"I sneak around the building. Dont tell him about zis ja . Sorry I come back you just make sure to him zat hes not going crazy.
Brody Davis
OP don't make me comb your hair in the other direction!
Brayden Bailey
...quirky
Daniel Anderson
>Polish guy obviously hear dthe entire fucking thing and is now at about defcon 5 of Vibration >He starts looking around for the Manager who at this Point is aparently trying to run the fuck away >Housekeeping bro and I are pretty much pissing our Pants in the back Office at this Point >The pole stays at the reception for a good 45 minutes demanding that the german runaway Manager is brought to justice. >Eventually he decides to take a break and head sup to the room that is now roughly the temperature of the sun . >And smells like the inside of shreks shoe
Brody Peterson
Hurry nigga, still wanna wank
Jaxson Smith
Rip thread
Gavin Gomez
Is there another thread or.. this ded?
Alexander Wood
Im typing as fast as i can guys. Sorry
Noah Morris
Think you're slacking...
Charles Ramirez
>>Decide that the best thing to do would be to Panic >>"Shit hes so angry look at ze guy hes vibrating like a cheap sex doll" >>Polo has turned a nice shade of purple at this stage >>"I sneak around the building. Dont tell him about zis ja . Sorry I come back you just make sure to him zat hes not going crazy. don't know if this whole story is true, but I kekd. 9/10. Also, I am at work in an hotel night shift too. Cheers bro.
Luke Sullivan
I got to hear the end of this LOL.
Eli Jackson
Shit. I'll wank to your story
Hudson Carter
It's all good OP
Cooper Wood
While we wait, what's some hotel tips and tricks to get gud stuff
Chase Green
what?
Oliver Thomas
>After what i can only imagine to be 23000 shots of vodka mr pole stumbles back down to the front desk for another attempt at international warfare >"Ze room is not too work" >"cant stay zis room you give me another room now" >"Im so sorry sir unfortunatly we are sold out >Lol ... this shithole hasnt been sold out since about 1984 >"You dont move room. I dont can talk to racist shit manger" >"What I do now" >HIs fists are cleached and hes going slowly purple again >Let me call the manger and see what we can do for you >LET ME TALK TO MANGER ASSHOLE >(actually why not) >Figure i may as well try this bullshit out
Brayden Clark
U. sick. soab.
Jaxson Murphy
Like you've done nothing worse
Nathan Sanchez
>I call the back Office number and spend the first like 4 seconds just talking to myself >"The gentlemen would like to speak to you " >nothing on the other end... obiviously >"pass the guest to the phone >I head into the back Office saying ill be right back >Boom >Manager fucking exists again >"ja" >"How am i able to helping you" >Pole goes mental , i mean 50 shades of absolutly crazy. never in my life have i even heard half of the amazing things this fuck said to me on the phone. >Hes swining his arms around almost breaking the fucking phone this delightfull man is so mad
Kayden Cox
Trips
Another one
Jose Howard
Still there op?
John Sanchez
Aha wish this was a bet coz i would cleann out your paypal m8
Ethan Scott
I want to know if the polocks head explodes.
Brandon Robinson
Crazyy
Gavin Jones
OP is typing Cred Forumsro
Worry for not. OP has delivered more than one part, I have faith this one will Finnish the job
Xavier Taylor
>I didnt even notice that theres another girl behind him in the line. >She makes the mistake of tapping him on the shoulder and asking if hes being served of if there is someone coming to help >He starts screaming his face off at her now >"Thatshitdontfly.jpg >I finally have an excuse to call the popo >I give the local Police Station a quick buzz and tell them ive got a guy abusing other guests i Need to remove from the properly. >The Response time is usually about 5 minutes
Thomas Mitchell
All I'm saying is that the bro who's calling me sick has to look in the mirror.
Angel Moore
Is that a reference to something? I can't tell
Kevin Gutierrez
ohhhhh I read that wrong nvm
Tyler Barnes
Naw
I just got faith in this OP
This though is a reference: You have been saved, not by works, but through faith
Take it or leave it
Jaxson Hughes
Don't let the thread down
Ayden Cooper
Leave me alone, I'm busy
Austin Diaz
Bumping
Austin Howard
>I head outside to deal with the two guests. t >the sweet Little girl he yelled at is actually a total badass and is giving it back to him times about 20 >When the Police Show up I give a Statement right in from of him in perfect german. >his eyebrows raise just a Little... >The Police dont actually Arrest him but they do have to put him in the car to drive him back to the Airport as he cant stay on the property anymore. >As hes just about to leave >I say in the exact voice i did for the manger the whole day >"It vas really a pleasure to velcome you as our guest. I vill never Forget ziss.
>I have never in my life seen a man turn purple so fucking fast.
The end
Henry Gomez
If its meant to be its meant to be, We will see If its not, Then this thread will stop
William Walker
Aha ok, I'm hot af! Have fun jerking off ;)
Parker Gonzalez
Yo, that shit was dope
Elijah Roberts
beautiful
Blake Thompson
Pottery!
Jason Bailey
Dear: OP you are the best OP I could wish for
Ethan Barnes
That was good. It would have been better if he wold have started shit with the police and they clubbed his ass LOL.
Xavier Martinez
Woot it's done. Someone screencap plz
Jackson Russell
Ive got 200 more stories Wether you beleive me or not I swear that one was true
Christopher Ramirez
I could have jazzed it up a Little but i just thought the actuall truth was so fucking funny
Camden Scott
screen cap this shit
Adrian Cook
Ikr! it's so satsfying to read the end of a story for oncee
Brandon Ross
Thanks bud ( :
Thanks for waiting
Zachary Howard
Moar
Luis Thompson
Yes please !
Grayson Howard
> this thread > 10/10
Tyler Gomez
Cred Forumsros cap and spread this
CAP AND SPREAD
Luke Robinson
Yh another thread?
Anthony Sanders
O man . I type too slow. Ill put some in a word document and copy paste them into my next thread. Its gunna be same time tommorrow during my shift I guess If you guys think this shit is funny.
Brody Fisher
Don't get me wrong it was still good ) I did get a good laugh.
Wyatt Young
Not the pics though please if you guys dont mind. They were just for you :p
Connor Watson
very nice. I too work in an hotel night shift(at work atm)but witnessed only "small"things, mostly because i work in a luxury hotel, and if you can pay 500 bucks per night you don't go around with shit stained adidas swimsuit.
Matthew Long
It's good shit
Luis Scott
Screen cap me- Mex from 608
Parker Wright
Kinda in the mood for it now tho ngl :))
Isaiah Turner
Fuck yeah .
Cheers bro
Anthony Walker
op please paste all your stories somewhere this is enjoyable enough to be documented
Owen Rodriguez
If you guys want another one look for me tommorrow at the same time with "night shift" in the search bar. ( :
If you were in this thread hit me up in the next one.
its easy bro...you go to that website and hit the red button to record your voice, then it gives you a link to post
you don't have to , user , the story was great Cred Forumsro
Camden Jackson
not op but is the story
Hudson Long
>Sanking you >Ziss vas an honour for me
Luis Martin
WHO SCREENCAPPED?
Owen Roberts
>It vas really a pleasure to velcome you as our guest. I vill never Forget ziss And his reaction to this revelation?
Hudson Thomas
The hotel literally has legs
Brandon Roberts
He turned purple and was dragged into a Police car. It was without a doubt the most errect ive ever been in my entire life
Landon Cox
Grow a beard and pretend to be syrian and you'll fit right in
Luke Nguyen
Thank you op
Elijah Clark
Glad you liked it
Jacob Wood
DUDES. who screencapped?
Jose Ortiz
op was not a faggot today...thx krautenhammer
Gabriel Young
Helicopter parents, you haven't heard of them?
They're parents that are rich enough to afford a helicopter and spend all their time helicoptering around with their kids being annoying. They love to shop at Target because they have the landing zone on the roof.
Oliver Mitchell
Sehr gerne
American schweinehund
Daniel Barnes
Nah thats not me
Jack Martin
Here is a thread recap for you boys. Fantastic story OP, you are not a fag tonight!
Christian Gutierrez
WHO SCREENCAPPED?
Zachary Morris
Holy shit... Look at OPs filename.
Sebastian Diaz
mother of kek. That fucking got me
Christopher Turner
Thank you !!!!
Jace Ramirez
Fuck. I love him.
Joseph Rodriguez
OP you done made this yank proud of Deutschland.
Cameron Turner
Proud to be of service comrad
Asher Roberts
OP is Keyser Soze
Adrian Ortiz
omg. Look at the filename
Adam Torres
...
Caleb Martinez
Proud to be a part of this epic thread.
Brandon Flores
Didn't even notice, it got me
David Bell
I sure as hell did
Nicholas Campbell
lemme see lemme see
Evan Gonzalez
Hes a genius.
Jace King
Put me In the the cap!
Hudson James
see
Chase Hill
ahhh ok . I thought someone capped a couple of the comments too.
Camden Evans
I have everything screen capped but I don't feel like doing it all over again in photoshop. Maybe later
Elijah Edwards
How about if I say please?
Ryan Sanchez
OP, I love you. Put my vag in the cap
Jaxon Foster
I love you too Put my cap in your vag
Hudson Lopez
Liebesgeschichte. Treffen wir uns in schland im Schein des Polacks
Gavin Russell
SCHLAND
Cooper Edwards
its not, that polish ppl r fucked. All ppl r fucked. He just so happened to be polish
Jordan Gomez
found the Pole
William Cox
found the fucked
Jose Lopez
Op meant it as a joke you cuck
Juan Bailey
im sure ud know
Jackson Ross
OP here. It was a joke
Mason Torres
OP, check back later this week. I may literally put this cap in my vag
Aiden Martin
so im right
Angel Diaz
It's private property. Kick his ass out. I work in a hotel and we do it all the time.
Thomas Garcia
Bravo fellow hotel Cred Forumsro
Kayden Hernandez
Yeah of course . But this was way more fun
Xavier Wright
Thanks
John Morris
The hotel is literally on its last legs? Is it built in a Louisiana swamp?