Hey Cred Forumsros

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Hey Cred Forumsros
Night shift hotel worker here again .
I don’t give a shit if you believe me or not this has been happening for the past couple of days and its been giving me a raging comedy hard on
Be me, 23 year old hotel fag
Working at a hotel at the airport that is literally on its last legs.
General manager quit recently , the front office manager is gone too. The corporate director went on “Early pregnancy vacation” This ship Is sinking
Literally no one left here who could even fucking fire me at this point
Ultimate lolz
Drunk ass polish douche stumbled in like 2 days ago asking for a room
200% percent sure the “fart” he let out on his way to the elevator was actually him giving birth to an Ethiopian baby in his pants.
Pleasedontshitinthehallway.jpg
Calls down at least every couple hours to complain about some petty shit. I swear to god this cunt complained his pillows were “too white and ironed” and it was tripping him out .
about 6 hours after polish cunt graced my lobby with his shit stained adidas I started getting abunch of phone calls from pissed off guest on his floor
”I don’t even know how to say this but theres some polish guy next door to us who keeps knocking on our door… I answered the first time but he just stood there for like 10 seconds. Flicked me in the chest and ran away screaming “cant see me ! “ “Too fast for you “
Polishpeoplearefucked.jpeg

cont...?

All urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
knowyourmeme.com/memes/sploosh
vocaroo.com/i/s0J1cvvpQ3H6

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

German?

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Who me?

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

Lol what the fuck OP

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

should I cont?

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

Yes, you. We eradicated our Polish problem, they don't even squat within ten kilometers of here, much less cause any trouble.

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Yeah its in Germany .
Fuckin good guess

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

Kicking this piece of shit out is gunna be far too much work by myself and I cant be bothered to get the police involved because shitting yourself in the lobby and pissing people off isn’t actually illegal.
Mkai…. Gunna have to deal with this shit by myself
Phone rings.
Polish guys room number
Iwouldkillyouifiknewwhattodowithabody.gif.
”Guest service how can I help”
”Room is dirt . Make to send someone cleaning”
I can literally hear the sound of his shit stained track pants rustling. Polish cunt didn’t even have the grace to stop masterbating on the phone…
WTF
I have now decided that this beautifull eastern European ray of sunshine is the reason Ive been put in this broken down arse excuse for a hotel
Itsonpolishguy.png

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Do

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

In that case, you may proceed

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

keep it bumped bros. Im writing.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

The only other person in the hotel these days is housekeeping bro
housekeeping bro is polish too but the hilarious I don’t give a shit , kind of a polish. Not the slightly less . I have literally just taken a shit while maintaining eye contact with you kind of polish

I fill housekeeping bro in on the absolute masterpiece of a human being located on the 5th floor
We wait for the track suited cruisader to stumble out of his room and make the entire resteraunt uncomfortable
housekeeping bro and I head up to the Polocopters room
HOLYFUCKINGSHITBALLS you guys. I wish I was making this up . I really do
There is literal green shit on the wall. Looks like it was on a hand at some point but hes just smeared it on the wall for shits and giggles.
Ceiling fan is covered in tissues
Used tissues…
Whythough.jpg
We crank the air conditioning up to about 45 billion degrees. I type in my tech code and set the panel to lock so no one can change it
We head over the cracked open window and housekeeping bro closes and locks it.
(sometimes helicopter parents want us to lock it so their dumb ass kids cant throw their ipods or whatever out the window)
The television system we use is ancient. Like barba fucking Streisands vagina ancient.
It’s a well known problem that if the connection at the back is a little loose this fucker just turns itself on and off every 5 minutes for no reason
Krank up the volume all the way.
Pull on the wiring until is comes loose
Iwasbornforthisjob.jpg

Cont?

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Ass

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

shitting yourself in the lobby isn’t actually illegal.
Oh, Germany. You so filthy.

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

Kek.

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

They better be walking the dinosaur

William Richardson
William Richardson

After pololz left the resteraunt I didn’t see him for like 3 or 4 hours
Must be out somewhere being polish…
Eventually the phone rings
Guesswho.jpeg
”Guest service user here how can I help”

”Is this joke”

why yes. Yes it is
”What ever do you mean sir”
”Everything in room fucking to up “. “I wanting to speak to the manger now. You giving him to me “!
Lolz nobody fucking works here anymore
”Of course sir , just a moment please”
I put the phone down and scratch my ass for a good 25 seconds
Pick up again and decide the “manger” has a super heavy german accent (Aparently polish people hate germans. According to housekeeping bro)
”Ziss is ze manger” “How am I helping to you ziss day?”
Polish dude is already pissed that im just about as fucking german as it is possible to be.
”Tv is fuckage . Window is the closed. How you are going to fixing ?”
“Don’t to worrying about zis. You to satisfaction is for top priority to us”
”what im supposed to do with the window? “
“yaaaaaa . Zis really is a terrible problem. I understanding maybe you having ze stomache troubles. Wann you cant open ze window is maybe like a gas chamber in ze room no? “
Ultimate german kek.
Mr Poland doesn’t like this very much and goes on on a 15 minute telephone screaming rant. This guys English is dire , but fuck does he know how to swear. I
Eventually get the shithead off the phone and promise im gunna send the manager up to see him in a bit
LOL whatmanager.jpg

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Bumpin for OP

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

You may continue.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Calls back
”whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no manager came up to see you”
”don’t worry sir Ill get right on it” . put the phone a little bit away from my face and do the heavy german accent again. “I don’t go up to see the fucking polish monkey. Zer was scheisse all over everything why I want to go see him?”
The polozarus rex doesn’t appreciate this
”Give me to talking to him !!”
Lol. NO
”Im sorry sir the manager is not available right now” Pull the phone away from face again “Jaa not available for polish monkeys”
Unleash the kraken.jpg
Cred Forumsros hes on floor fucking 5 . But I can hear this cunt racing down the stairs. Didn’t even bother to wait for the elevator . Hes just on full drunk polish power.
Storms up to the desk
”GERMAN MANAGER. RIGHT NOW”
“Okay sir hold on one second let me see if I can find him for you”
Wanted in to back office and close the door
Chillin on the computer for about 10 minutes just to get him good and shitty
Theres a camera in back office to watch for guests outside so I can literally see him turning deeper shades of red.
Start talking to myself/the manager loud enough for him to hear it
”But sir , he had legitiment problems he needs help with”
”JAA ze biggest problem I zink is zat hes a fucking polish pig dog. I don’t speaking to him”
Polish guy punches the desk as hard as he can.
Dude… I think he literally broke his crazy ass polish fingures.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Mysides.jpg

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

This is great, keep going please.
As a side note, when you finish the story, what's the sketchiest thing you've ever seen working at a night hotel?

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

this is so good lmao

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

Probably a guest chasing around kids wearing nothing but sunglasses and a mickey mouse hat.... not even making that up

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Op here sorry guys I have to finish a few things first im at work right now.
If you can keep this bumped for like 15 mins I'll finish it here otherwise I'll open a new thread when I'm done if you are interested in what happened

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

Bamp

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

Still call him "dicky micky "

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

op you sly dawg you. ;)

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

bumps

Oliver King
Oliver King

Just gotta do security check . I'll be back

John Jones
John Jones

Pollacks hate Germans
Pollack is in Germany
Who the fuck did he expect to find instead?
Oh right, this is Germany

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Keep it going!!!!!! For op!!!!!

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

Only 10 more floors to check keep it bumped guys

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

He had best come back, we need to know what happened

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

Have faith

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

I will, Aryan hotel man. I will

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

Keep it bumped guys !!! This is the first OP I've ever believed would come back

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

Strangest thing a guest has requested for their room?

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Bumpy bumpy pollock cummies

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

Nutella and a bag of broken light bulbs. Still no fucking idea why

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Bump

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

You ever see people and just know they are swingers? Any weird tales on that?

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

Believe the hype.

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

Witnessing

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Almost dooooone

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Plox come back op

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Bamp

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

Are you hotel bro from the 'inside info from a business/company' thread?

Gavin White
Gavin White

Does it continue anymore?

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

Bumpity

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Op is pollock

Leo Green
Leo Green

testing

Jackson White
Jackson White

Fuck dude why you so pretty

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Hell yeah . I'm just not at my comp right now. I will be tough

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

He's writing the next part.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Dawwwwww.

Julian James
Julian James

Why do German hotels have signs in English?

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

Bumparoo

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

Mexfag living in America checking in. What's the Mexican population over there? Would I get grouped in with mudslides?

Landon Young
Landon Young

Mexicans aren't real

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

Just hang on guys I'm still not at comp but I should be in 5 mins

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

Bumparino

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

leave now please

Logan Howard
Logan Howard

user hurry. I'm starting to fall asleep

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

Fine, shitty (or to some better) knock off Spaniards

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

In 5mins this thread is sage. Already now on page 5

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Bamp

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

Try again faggot

Also
Bump

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

Fuck . I'll make a new thread then

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

(sometimes helicopter parents want us to lock it so their dumb ass kids cant throw their ipods or whatever out the window)

say what now

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

Bump until op finishes

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

Don't you fucking dare, I don't want to hunt this thread down. Just finish nigga

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Hurry up
BUMP

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

Finish you cunt

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

IM BACK okay typing now

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

Come on. I wanna wank but I don't dare leave the thread

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

OP is asstrash.

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

trips has spoken

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Good, $$

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

Bumpity bump bump bump

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

Third trips in the thread, in case of you did notice not.

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

Hurry up fag

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

Hush now baby boy, I'll sooth you

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

You had your chance, he's back now

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

Polish guy is going absolutely nuts at the front desk
Step out and tell him "just give me a few minutes im sure I can track the Manager down for you"
"Can hear everyzing he get his german ass face out here now !"
Just one moment for me sir.

Go back into the back Office.
talking to myself again like a fucking crazy Person
"sir i think the Gentleman outside can hear you"
"NEIN Ze door was not closed properly ze Gay Pollock asshole vas not supposed to hear zis"
Polish guy visibily shaking at this Point
No joke , hes vibrating

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Yes dad

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Fuu

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Bump

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

You dont say

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

No matching 44 dubs? You're no son of mine

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

Not many words for so much time typing... Beeeeeil dick!!

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

Staying in anticipation of walking the dinosaur.

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Don't let the thread die

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

Start thinking... . If i was a german manager what would I actullay be doing right now
Decide that the best thing to do would be to Panic
"Shit hes so angry look at ze guy hes vibrating like a cheap sex doll"
Polo has turned a nice shade of purple at this stage
"I sneak around the building. Dont tell him about zis ja . Sorry I come back you just make sure to him zat hes not going crazy.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

OP don't make me comb your hair in the other direction!

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

...quirky

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

Polish guy obviously hear dthe entire fucking thing and is now at about defcon 5 of Vibration
He starts looking around for the Manager who at this Point is aparently trying to run the fuck away
Housekeeping bro and I are pretty much pissing our Pants in the back Office at this Point
The pole stays at the reception for a good 45 minutes demanding that the german runaway Manager is brought to justice.
Eventually he decides to take a break and head sup to the room that is now roughly the temperature of the sun .
And smells like the inside of shreks shoe

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

Hurry nigga, still wanna wank

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Rip thread

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

Is there another thread or.. this ded?

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Im typing as fast as i can guys. Sorry

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

Think you're slacking...

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

Decide that the best thing to do would be to Panic
"Shit hes so angry look at ze guy hes vibrating like a cheap sex doll"
Polo has turned a nice shade of purple at this stage
"I sneak around the building. Dont tell him about zis ja . Sorry I come back you just make sure to him zat hes not going crazy.
don't know if this whole story is true, but I kekd.
9/10.
Also, I am at work in an hotel night shift too. Cheers bro.

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

I got to hear the end of this LOL.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

Shit. I'll wank to your story

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

It's all good OP

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

While we wait, what's some hotel tips and tricks to get gud stuff

Chase Green
Chase Green

what?

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

After what i can only imagine to be 23000 shots of vodka mr pole stumbles back down to the front desk for another attempt at international warfare
"Ze room is not too work"
"cant stay zis room you give me another room now"
"Im so sorry sir unfortunatly we are sold out
Lol ... this shithole hasnt been sold out since about 1984
"You dont move room. I dont can talk to racist shit manger"
"What I do now"
HIs fists are cleached and hes going slowly purple again
Let me call the manger and see what we can do for you
LET ME TALK TO MANGER ASSHOLE
(actually why not)
Figure i may as well try this bullshit out

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

U. sick. soab.

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

Like you've done nothing worse

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

I call the back Office number and spend the first like 4 seconds just talking to myself
"The gentlemen would like to speak to you "
nothing on the other end... obiviously
"pass the guest to the phone
I head into the back Office saying ill be right back
Boom
Manager fucking exists again
"ja"
"How am i able to helping you"
Pole goes mental , i mean 50 shades of absolutly crazy. never in my life have i even heard half of the amazing things this fuck said to me on the phone.
Hes swining his arms around almost breaking the fucking phone this delightfull man is so mad

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

Trips

Another one

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Still there op?

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

Aha wish this was a bet coz i would cleann out your paypal m8

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

I want to know if the polocks head explodes.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Crazyy

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

OP is typing Cred Forumsro

Worry for not. OP has delivered more than one part, I have faith this one will Finnish the job

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

I didnt even notice that theres another girl behind him in the line.
She makes the mistake of tapping him on the shoulder and asking if hes being served of if there is someone coming to help
He starts screaming his face off at her now
"Thatshitdontfly.jpg
I finally have an excuse to call the popo
I give the local Police Station a quick buzz and tell them ive got a guy abusing other guests i Need to remove from the properly.
The Response time is usually about 5 minutes

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

All I'm saying is that the bro who's calling me sick has to look in the mirror.

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Is that a reference to something? I can't tell

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

ohhhhh I read that wrong nvm

Tyler Barnes
Tyler Barnes

Naw

I just got faith in this OP

This though is a reference:
You have been saved, not by works, but through faith

Take it or leave it

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Don't let the thread down

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

Leave me alone, I'm busy

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

Bumping

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

I head outside to deal with the two guests. t
the sweet Little girl he yelled at is actually a total badass and is giving it back to him times about 20
When the Police Show up I give a Statement right in from of him in perfect german.
his eyebrows raise just a Little...
The Police dont actually Arrest him but they do have to put him in the car to drive him back to the Airport as he cant stay on the property anymore.
As hes just about to leave
I say in the exact voice i did for the manger the whole day
"It vas really a pleasure to velcome you as our guest. I vill never Forget ziss.

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Ideal OP:
youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
This OP:
youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
I like this guy

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

DONT LET THIS THREAD DIE DAMNIT!!!!

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

bump

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

I have never in my life seen a man turn purple so fucking fast.

The end

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

If its meant to be its meant to be,
We will see
If its not,
Then this thread will stop

William Walker
William Walker

Aha ok, I'm hot af! Have fun jerking off ;)

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Yo, that shit was dope

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

beautiful

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Pottery!

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Dear: OP
you are the best OP I could wish for

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

That was good. It would have been better if he wold have started shit with the police and they clubbed his ass LOL.

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Woot it's done. Someone screencap plz

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

Ive got 200 more stories
Wether you beleive me or not
I swear that one was true

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

I could have jazzed it up a Little but i just thought the actuall truth was so fucking funny

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

screen cap this shit

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Ikr! it's so satsfying to read the end of a story for oncee

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Thanks bud ( :

Thanks for waiting

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

Moar

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Yes please !

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

this thread
10/10

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

Cred Forumsros cap and spread this

CAP AND SPREAD

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Yh another thread?

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

O man . I type too slow. Ill put some in a word document and copy paste them into my next thread. Its gunna be same time tommorrow during my shift I guess If you guys think this shit is funny.

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

Don't get me wrong it was still good ) I did get a good laugh.

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

Not the pics though please if you guys dont mind.
They were just for you :p

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

very nice. I too work in an hotel night shift(at work atm)but witnessed only "small"things, mostly because i work in a luxury hotel, and if you can pay 500 bucks per night you don't go around with shit stained adidas swimsuit.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

It's good shit

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Screen cap me- Mex from 608

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

Kinda in the mood for it now tho ngl :))

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Fuck yeah .

Cheers bro

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

op please paste all your stories somewhere
this is enjoyable enough to be documented

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

If you guys want another one look for me tommorrow at the same time with "night shift" in the search bar.
( :

If you were in this thread hit me up in the next one.

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

I'll look for you every night op

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Did anyone Screencap?

William Rivera
William Rivera

for the love of FSM someone cap this shit

tfw im too lazy

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Godspeed you beautiful bastards

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Someone please cap this

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

please vocaroo your german voice before you go OP

Logan Green
Logan Green

Sploosh

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

I dont know how to do that :p

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

Whats that mean?

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

knowyourmeme.com/memes/sploosh

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

vocaroo.com/i/s0J1cvvpQ3H6
voice :D

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

its easy bro...you go to that website and hit the red button to record your voice, then it gives you a link to post

you don't have to , user , the story was great Cred Forumsro

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

not op but is the story

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

Sanking you
Ziss vas an honour for me

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

WHO SCREENCAPPED?

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

It vas really a pleasure to velcome you as our guest. I vill never Forget ziss
And his reaction to this revelation?

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

The hotel literally has legs

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

He turned purple and was dragged into a Police car.
It was without a doubt the most errect ive ever been in my entire life

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

Grow a beard and pretend to be syrian and you'll fit right in

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

Thank you op

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

Glad you liked it

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

DUDES. who screencapped?

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

op was not a faggot today...thx krautenhammer

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

Helicopter parents, you haven't heard of them?

They're parents that are rich enough to afford a helicopter and spend all their time helicoptering around with their kids being annoying. They love to shop at Target because they have the landing zone on the roof.

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

Sehr gerne

American schweinehund

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

Nah thats not me

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

Here is a thread recap for you boys. Fantastic story OP, you are not a fag tonight!

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

WHO SCREENCAPPED?

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Holy shit... Look at OPs filename.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

mother of kek. That fucking got me

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

Thank you !!!!

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

Fuck. I love him.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

OP you done made this yank proud of Deutschland.

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Proud to be of service comrad

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

OP is Keyser Soze

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

omg. Look at the filename

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

Proud to be a part of this epic thread.

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

Didn't even notice, it got me

David Bell
David Bell

I sure as hell did

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

lemme see lemme see

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Hes a genius.

Jace King
Jace King

Put me In the the cap!

Hudson James
Hudson James

see

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

ahhh ok . I thought someone capped a couple of the comments too.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

I have everything screen capped but I don't feel like doing it all over again in photoshop. Maybe later

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

How about if I say please?

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

OP, I love you. Put my vag in the cap

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

I love you too
Put my cap in your vag

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Liebesgeschichte. Treffen wir uns in schland im Schein des Polacks

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

SCHLAND

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

its not, that polish ppl r fucked. All ppl r fucked. He just so happened to be polish

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

found the Pole

William Cox
William Cox

found the fucked

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Op meant it as a joke you cuck

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

im sure ud know

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

OP here.
It was a joke

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

OP, check back later this week. I may literally put this cap in my vag

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

so im right

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

It's private property. Kick his ass out. I work in a hotel and we do it all the time.

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

Bravo fellow hotel Cred Forumsro

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Yeah of course . But this was way more fun

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

Thanks

John Morris
John Morris

The hotel is literally on its last legs? Is it built in a Louisiana swamp?

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