Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Calamity-masu'd

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. probably for the best. either way our next president is going to be garbage

still here

Even though she will kill me in my sleep.

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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Will check in every 20 mins or so.

For what purpose?

Well that's good...kind of.

It's a 1991.
>They showed up
I...I think they just broke a key inside the ignition...

>Not keeping them like some little pet doge

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I really wish Johnson stood a chance but there's no well in hell they'll let him into the debates even if he should get the 15%.

That doesn't need a purpose
I just want the pussi

That's a particularly nice Rem
I like that one

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Mostly good

Anyways, my foot will probably feel better sometime later tonight

Its gonna b gud.

[shiro]
Aw sorry to hear that. Did they have a good game still?

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I didn't get to watch, but I believe they still played good.

cut me yuno

I like this one the best
>there's one screen capped from an episode too

from what I've seen he's at 19% but thats unofficial polls i think

They're really volatile and can explode without warning, very dangerous pets.

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SO SPOOPED

So dead.

>

Yuuki!
>Thread seems really dead
OUR COLONY IS THRIVING ONCE MORE. We're genociding the local Fauna for food.

RIP Yuuki.

WAKE UP THREAD

GOOD!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!

Well, good thing I die anyway

That's not good though!

I love close games in nfl, although I'm not sure how that game went

>Beavers have shown up to eat all the trees!
>We're gonna eat them instead
Muahahahaha
Also now we can build GUN TURRETS.

A field goal won the game, so it must've been pretty close for the most part.

What must I do to please you?

Use the guns to kill the beavers!

If I hypothetically wanted to read VNs on my phone, what would be a good one for me to hypothetically read?
And where would I hypothetically get this?

Those are the best

Not die, just for now. I'm fond of your presence in the threads.

>MFW our hunters are just shooting them with bows and beating them to death.
I haven't quite made guns or gun turrets yet, but its gonna be glorious.
>I was dealing with raiders and boomrats, which are the incarnation of satan
>Boomrats explode upon death.
>You MUST kill them at range.

If you hypothetically own an Android device, you can get Katawa Shoujo. That's a good one.

I'm really fucking tired...
I just found out this fucking assignment is due for Discrete Maths tonight. I thought the assignment was ALSO due on Tuesday and planned accordingly...

FUCK
Still gotta read a section first, too.

Anyway, Cirno claim

Poor Tomoko.

I know you never get a reply but here's a (You)

I will hypothetically check it out
Thanks fam

CAN'T WAKE UP

Aw, thanks! You too!

Oh shit, good luck sir

The most recent episode of Re:Zero made me rage
>lick

It's also not on the app store, you'll have to check it out here.
Here's the pastebin thing: ZyRkVY5W. You'll have to do the dot com and shit, Cred Forums thinks spam if otherwise.

Its okay cause we did take care of them, but we spent all of spring cleaning up the damages. It was horrid.

So the guys in one of the discords have now decided that I am a girl, when that is not the case.

I have 9 chances for a Divine Summon Gate in Brave Frontier. Should I use a couple on the Juno-Seto Reopen Gate?

I'm literally listening to this at this point. I've exhausted all the songs I'd've otherwise listened to...
youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc

REEEEEEEEEE

>nibble nibble

You can if you like, she's a very good unit.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Why are you a screaming frog? It's actually a good song
SAAAAAAAAAVE ME

i get reply's usually if i talk

and a cute one

Lmao whats it like being cucks and greasing over video games all day

In the end, it doesn't even matter

STRONGET

I sure hope so, Kitten.

But I have no pussi boss!

Best pets!

So, the locksmith was KINDA able to fix it. It now turns on with a screwdriver. He's ordering me a new cylinder, which will come with a new key. But I'm able to start and drive my car now!

Whats it like jerking off to some woman you'll never fuck faggot?

せんりつ の たつまき claimed
Hello Alice,
Rem.
Hey Renge.
Hola Shiro
Konichiwa, shizu

Gonna have to get this next...

The first damages have been dealt.
>9-18-2016 nevr forget

Claim

STRONGEST STRONGET!!

shiffuck...

Well... back to reading this text and wanting to kill myself...

ok... i'll take that one, though
STRONGET

Gonna go play FF3 be back later...

Best waifu to ever exist claimed

Hey there. How're you?
No need to thank me.

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>nibble

Loli.

Rip

See ya soon

What are you up to?

Nice!
>Meanwhile some squirrels went nuts (lol)
>Started wanting to attack humans
>Engie goes outside
>Squirrel rushes her.
>She whips out a gun and caps its ass
I keked.
Its okay cause we're now quelling an angry squirrel population using handguns.

Are you adding onto my sentence?

Either way id think you know more about it than me, you fat beta

>Having a brit waifu
Why do you set your standards so low

Nah, just thinking that you're a faggot who likes 3DPD women, hoping one day he might score with some ugly bitch in a bar while you're drunk as shit you Omega faggot.

I know, I just did it for the memes

>tackle hug

Heading to sleep real soon. You?

Hello Tatsu

Everyone who posted has had their waifu taken and creamed by me.

You are all cucked now.

>low standards
>Not wanting Qt blonde waifu with cute accent, who looks adorable as hell in a maid outfit.
PLEB.

It's a mixed feeling I have here. On one hand, I can drive my car and such again. On the other... any fuckboi can turn it on with a flathead screwdriver. Thank god I got that club.
>Based engineer ain't having none of that shit

No Trips, congratulations faggot you achieve nothing.

I remember when the album first came out, no one listened to it, made me sad
>maids

>angry squirrels
>beaver attacks
>exploding rats
This game sounds amazing

She's a inbred brit with crooked teeth

Yeah, sounds like a pain in the ass but hey, at least you've got your car going.
>Mfw she's a badass motherfucker who doesn't take shit from anyone or anything
She's glorious.
MAIDS!

Gotcha, I'm just messing around in CSGO at the moment.

How is your evening?
Maid.
How is your night?
>engineer
WE GOT A SENTRY

I dont watch anime like a sissy so i dont know what 3DPD means

Maids?

Ending soon. Going to bed in like five minutes. Other than that, I've had better.

>cuddle

No trips, no cuck

I see you're a TF2 player, what's your main?

Maids.

I only have the one, sadly
>have a little Alice instead
I guess it's going okay. Nothing really to complain about at the present moment. You>

>inbred
You can't inbreed a gun you silly bitch.
Its amazing.
>But its fucking spooky at the same time
Its a lot of fun to play ^^
Maids ^^

You don't know what it means because you're an idiot, that and you need to lurk moar
>3DPD: 3 dimensional pig disgusting.

Maids.
Oh, see you then.
Spy.
Watching the Talking Dead.

Cuddling with you is nice

>cuddle cuddle

And MOAR MAIDS

>did someone say tf2

The great smuggers

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You can make anything up if you have the willpower and imagination. Except new colors, thats pretty much impossible.

goodnight

seriously fags

I can relate, I used to get real attached to my villagers in animal crossing and always got sad when they moved away

Sniper main. I've come to a point I just know it's a spy. And to a point I just flick to the hit box

>nibble

>holds your hand

Sniper main eh? Used to be a Scout God.

The nice part about the colonists is that they can't move away. :^]

Holo!

Night

>dub dub checked
How goes it homie?

Got home from a cousin's party. It was meh but I stayed for the food. What's good with you?

Hello hano

>holds your hand
WEW TAKE THAT TO PRIVATE CHAT THAT IS WAAAAY TOO LEWD FOR THE THREADs
Its ホロ

Saber claim

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>stellar claim

Haven't closed a single eye since I left
Alarms rings in 30 min
Fuck it

claimed
>Boa hancock

My colony is thriving and we're upgrading to firearm technology!
>We need to mine more.
fucking RIP you. Good luck m8
>Especially components, they're used in building EVERYTHING

Back from playing FF3

Oh shit somehow it split, the part about the Components was for Smugga.

Right lads

I've gotta head off to bed. Two exams tomorrow and the gym. I'll try to get on during the day to see Karen if he's still about but I just can't say anymore.

Night!

What the fuck is that thing?!

For shadow puppets, that's really impressive

>

Lil ship

Awww poor you! Insomnia got to you?

Oh shit! My people moved from tribal to civilization. Was really quick stage but space will be the longest

Waiting for S2 and atra is better than klaudia imo

Goodnight

Wut

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It's going well, relaxing for the night before school tomorrow, you?

They're here forever and ever :)

Oh yeah, I forgot that holding hands is the most degenerate thing you can do

Heyo

Shoo~

What's up?

Ask someone who is taking a shit anything

I speak english!

Holo is the best!

Thanks I'll need it
Monday has the most important classes to boot
This is gonna suck
Yup
It sucks ass
Just kill me tbh
How you doing smugs?

Lil' smug
How it goes?

no u

How does it feel?

yo
You should've come sooner
How's my queen of smugnatrix doing?

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Eventually I'll get to the space stage too, I just gotta build space ships first.
>But guns are priority.
Where can they go with death all around them? My colony is the only safe place for them here.
Most important classes for me are on Tuesday ^^

yuno

Being an annoying cunt while clicking people isn't hard. Doing it strategically is hard.
>headshotting scouts isn't really hard

Why? Did I miss something?
I wanted to atleast try to sleep
Kek did you take this pic?
Tomoko

Still doing well?

Same with the school thing. Got home from cousin's birthday party. It was meh but I stayed for food cause skinny fatass

Read right above

Do you look at your shit before you flush?

>the best
Plenty of us have said that. Holo is cute for sure

That's not okay
Read first reply

Read first

I've bought out all the cities in the world lol
>gun are priority
Gees, I wonder why you say that. Surely it's not because you claim a raifu~

good

Do people who are bad at video games just not care about losing, or what? I don't understand how you can willfully be bad at something.

/endrant

If I don't say Holo is the best, wheat is the point of claiming her as waifu?

Nope, somebody in thread found it for me ^^
Well, I have a raifu, and that makes guns important, but the real reason they're important is so that when tribal fucks come to mess with us we can spray bullets into them.
>For Glory.

I'm guessing you like this picture?

What is not okay?
Let me have my dreams
Sounds good, what did you eat?
>Skinny fatass
Can relate
Kek too bad
I'd like to imagine you sitting there setting it all up for just a picture to post on a waifu board
Ah well still great pic

yep

I'm not one for strategy, I just want to get in, beat the ever living shit out of people, laugh that they can't keep up with me then get out. Snipers and Heavies are the most fun to mess around with - the first's too busy looking through their scope to notice me with a baseball bat, and the second's just a slow, fat target for me. I have stopped playing in a while though, so my skills with Scout's probably deteriorated

>holds your other hand

>tfw you go to the party for the food

A guy's gotta feed himself amirite

maybe they dont care?

Its cute. But my favourite picture is Pic Related.
I don't have enough boolets for that.
>Yet.

Goodnight l'acadien

???

People play for fun

Is she smug though?

That makes much more sense! Lmao plan on raiding too?

>I should kms
Not okay

Wew. Just regular chips n dip, some fancy raw meat and other party food

Hell to the yes. I gotta gain some weight too

How is that possible? How can you not care about something?

I meant read the first reply. I forgot to put 'reply'
Sorry ;_;

Is she?

When the time comes, we will become Vikings.
>RAPE AND PILLAGE FOR DAYS
Being apathetic is easy.

Meh, 6/10 nothing special.

I missed you
yeah for now
>wha

She's here. And she has chicken wings

Not for me. It is extremely hard

>fun
How can you have fun when you lose. I have never once had fun losing something. That is stupid. Victory is the only fun I need.

More incentive for them to join!

Good food? I'm playing Age of Empires so replies will be slow

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Are those expensive?
Meh, it's just morning depression nothing bad, I have this for some time and I still haven't jumpedin front of my train
Ah okay, thought maybe some dinner or BBQ
Fancy raw meat though?
Whats that
Oh shit
I should've come quicker
I probably couldn't sleep knowing deep down this was going on

>Tsun yun

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