Why are Americans fat? Disgusting

Why are Americans fat? Disgusting.

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And yet we win the most gold in the Olympics. Go back to eating your bread and sadness you eurofag garbage.

I don't get it. I'm an American, and I'm not superior to anyone else in my mind. Yeah, there are obese people. But there are also vapors and such which I can contest, is a little finite.

Who really monkish though?

Diabetes is a hobby tbh

Wow, is this really the kind of shitty pizza found in america ?

American food obv. Just wait. The whole world will have diabeetus soon.

They eat alot

Diabetes cha cha cha...Diabetes cha cha cha...Diabetes cha cha cha...

That's New York style. Thin, large, floppy without having crispy crust. We also have regular pizza or Chicago style deep dish.

Well where are you from faggot? I will roast you.

its cheaper and fast to buy fast food and 90% of jobs are sedintary

Because everytime we fuck your bitch she gives us a cookie.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

Because our schools don't teach kids how to eat healthy. Sure, they go over the food pyramids and then immediately get served reheated shit food with no nutritional value. Not only that, but most schools have vending machines full of candy and soda. Its no surprise we have health problems as a nation

the american woman who are too fat to be whores turn their love toward food. those are the two choices, fat ugly bitches or std filled cock sleeves who put all their value in letting guys cum in their smelly cunts

OP here. I'm from New Zealand . You fat American.

have you ever been to a grocery store? fast food is exorbitantly priced compared to making shit yourself. Only retards think paying $5 for 1300 calories worth of starch and fat that you didnt have to actually make yourself is a better deal than actually cooking a balanced meal for less $.

Because we have good food.

you really think that gelatinous blob has a job? she looks like she going to need a fork truck to put her back in bed. I bet she can't even fit behind the wheel of a car

Cuz, summertime, and the livin's easy. Can't fight the power of awesome. I was born an american..like so many others, in greatness. FUCK YEAH!

I'm from the USA and I can confirm that most people you see are fat fucks

FUCK YEAH!

they should melt a couple of pounds of butter, mix it with sugar and drizzle it over the top of that pizza. I bet they each have their own individual ice cream cakes from DQ that they'll polish off before being rolled back into craftmatic beds

THAT'S THE PLAN, DIPSHIT...MATERBATE TO TRAP PORN, LOVE EM LIKE THE NIGGERS.BE PHASED OUT. under lying theme much? And I thought only white folk perused Cred Forums...ffs

American woman.

when she orders hers, she demands to have 20 niggers cum on it

Hows it taste eating the dust kicked up by the fat fucks in front of you in the olympics and in every war since the 1700's?

THAT'S THE PLAN, DIPSHIT...MATERBATE TO TRAP PORN, LOVE EM LIKE THE NIGGERS.BE PHASED OUT. under lying theme much? And I thought only white folk perused Cred Forums...ffs

America is the best country in the world, because it's actually a corporation run by the jews, where freedom is a lie, and choice is an illusion.

Fat fuck detected

They aren't it is a stereotype supported by internet culture. If you Look at actual statistics such as this recent study thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(14)60460-8/abstract you can see that middle eastern countries and South America is a lot more obese than the USA

Op here. I'm from New Zealand. fat American

spoken like a true mudslime

Blah blah blah. Get some new material you kike bitch

except you had to give all of those medals away due to doping

Blah balh, suicide vest a disco tech mudslime

All of these threads are always made by the same eurofags that are just jelly they don't have the awesome selection of food and liberties that Americans have.

>(this includes any attempts to post an American Superiority ending line)
>posts ending line

I'll eat an extra pound of bacon while growing mold in my fat rolls for you tonight user

What the fuck is up with this Photoshop? her midsection is so fucked up....

wow, misposted, sorry fellow awesomeness

MY QUESTION IS HOW IS THAT LADY IN THE SHAMOO SHIRT ALIVE? I GET 10 POUNDS OVER WEIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT. I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING 400 PNDS OVER WEIGHT,

where you are, you can't lolololol freedom much? not you....lololol kekekkeekeke

I'm American shitlord

those cant be human...

Heh it's all good

In your country, it's not possible. It takes a concerted effort. Something advanced human beings do.. you are not one of us. Suprisingly, you can operate a keyboard...

what school did you fucking go to, mine didn't even have real french fries, we had floppy soggy fries

Yes, Lord of you, I am.

Because they eat shit and drink shit. Drinking anything but water (besides alcohol/coffee) will most likely make you fat. So much fucking sugar is put into our drinks it's a surprise that Americans can even move.

Wat

You must be a minority. Or..

>smell like sour milk

>I'm American I'm not fat.
>But I'm also a coffeedrakenigger
>So take of that what you will
Pic related that's my level of nigger

I AM SHIT LORD! LORD OF YOU!

I am American and not fat.

Dude shut the fuck up. That picture represents maybe 3% at best of the US population. Most are mildly over weight and could easily loose it with moderate workouts. The rest are normal to skinny.

no im not, but the school i went to was for the most part. nothing but blacks and Hispanics.

You're no longer any sort of nigger, if ever were you.. My american friend.

Yeah but you're a fag

lel
gg

Amerifat here.

I agree that there are a ton of fat fucks here. As a former fatty, I can tell you that people are fucking lazy. If they get fatter, they can shop at a plus sized store where they make them feel skinny. If they camt buckle their seatbelt, then they buy an F150 or Tahoe. They dont give a fuck.

I think theres also a factor of money that weighs into it. I live in typical upper moddle class suburbia. Tons of bike paths around the whole town. Every sidewalk is a bike path through major roadways. Workout stations every so often and you RARELY see fat fucks here. Go to an adjacent city and theres fattys everywhere... People use the fuck out of the bike paths here.

nah i can't lololol with my asthma

*claps*

He may be a fag, but he is till an American and NOT over weight!

Whats hilarious to me is that the UK is only 5% less obese than the US but the stigma is only on the US.

yeah, sour milky boi? you trap nigs like a good brainwashed jew?

Isn't that the texans, not the americans?

HOLLLY SHIT

cuz

Get a real country.

Canadian here.
When I went to Michigan, a friend and myself went to an all you can eat buffet that comes with an entrée.
We couldn't finish our burger and fries.
The actual Americans finished their entrées and continued to eat nachos and cheese and everything else from the buffet table.

Y'all fat.

This user has a point. Texas is it's own country.

Hey i need someone to help me with a medical question on this thread. I shot my friend point blank in the face with a pellet gun. →

Industrial disease.. thanks for selling your future.

Because everything is so cheap there and they are so well paid that they spend lot of money on junkfood just for fun or because it tastes so good

The reason they ruled on olympics is because they are roiders freaks and sport is very important there, people is pretty obsessed with sports stuff in usa

Nailed it huh...

6.3%= MORBIDLY OBESE
35.7% OBESE
3 OUT OF 4 MEN IN USA CONSIDERED OVERWEIGHT OR OBESE

COME AGAIN???

my rascal brings me the glory that my arthritic bones cannot

Implying only the US uses roids..

Texans ain't got what it takes, otherwise it'd been done long ago...lol...texan's are america's cucks

I discovered the secrets to being fit and lean.

1. Stop drinking sugary soda, tea, and energy drinks.
2. Eat clean foods that are not processed and full of preservatives.
3. Eat between 1500 and 2000 calories each day. Log your food using an app like MyFitnessPal. That way you will learn how much you should be eating.
4. Drink lots of water.
5. Exercise, including aerobic and anaerobic activities.
6. Sleep at least 7 hours per night.
7. If your fitness improvement gets stalled, increase the intensity and frequency of your workouts, take vitamin B-12, and get your testosterone checked.

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Meanwhile, google, facebook, microsofrt, and youtube have all agreed that they are going to put an effort into making things they dont deem politically correct harder to find in an effort to stop it from going viral.

Youtube has even stopped letting people who cover the news get ad revenue.

We live in a country full of censorship bitch.

WENT TO A RESTAURANT IN BUFFALO (ITALIAN PIZZA PLACE). ME AND MY WIFE DIDN'T FINISH 2 SEPARATE DINNERS. I ATE 50% OF MINE, SHE ATE 30% OF HERS. THE REMAINDER WE BROUGHT BACK TO THE HOTEL.
ALL OUR AMERICAN COUNTERPARTS FINISHED THEIRS AND BRAGGED THAT THE "PORTIONS WERE SMALL".....WTF???

if it feels good do it? ymmv

No, not only the us of course

But roids are cheaper and easier to get in the usa

KEK

Before posting b8 choose another image, that image is from a documentary from Britain's fattest women.

I POSTED PICS OF MY MUSCULAR BODY HERE AND SAID I ONLY ATE 1500-2000 K OF FOOD A DAY AND THESE FAT ASSES CALLED ME A LIAR. THEE FAT FUCK LOSERS HONESTLY BELIEVE A HUMAN BEING NEEDS 10K OF CALORIES A DAY TO SURVIVE. THEY ARE FUCKING MORONS.

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This is why we run the world

So we must bring to light that which has been blasphemously darkened!!!!!!!!!

You need to work on your fucking math if you want to spout none sense. lets take a look. you claim 3 out of 4 are considered overweight or obese. So that would mean 75% of the US population is overweight.

Now based on the numbers you posted, 35.7 plus 6.3 is 42% which is not even half, much less 75%. Go back to school eurofuck.

Yup

American woman.

Look out! stupid just posted

SURE YOU DO. HOW'S SYRIA GOING? RUSSIANS LISTENING TO YOUR "WARNINGS"? HOW ABOUT THE CHINESE? THEY LISTENING TO YOUR WHINING ABOUT CURRENCY FIXING OR THE ISLANDS AROUND THEM?

>Why are Americans fat?
-our cities grew outward due to huge amount of land and industrialization post automobile. We have to drive to get anywhere, walking is not effective for most people.
-We are one of the few first world high-income nations to also be a surplus food producer
-The cheapest food is processed corn and wheat products which are very high on the glycemic index, so they quickly turn to fat.

BUSTED!

That's quite the blanket statement there

Yeah by skewed medical sources and bullshit BMI that says just because a woman is 5'4" and 130lbs she's morbidly obese. Gtfo with that shit.

thx pat..

Go back to your mixed heritage
Slav +EU = U SLAVE

Im stupid but at least im not 300 lbs with 40% bodyfat

Because we live better than you. It's a blessing and a curse.

>muh skewed data

go conduct a study yourself then fatty see if you get better data

Oi Oi Oi kiwi All Blacks
*does the Haka* *fucks a sheep*

The morbid fat fucks that need to drive a scooter should pay a fat tax, and a fuck you're a disgusting creature tax

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>The reason they ruled on olympics is because they are roiders freaks and sport is very important there, people is pretty obsessed with sports stuff in usa

aaaactually

It's because we have a massive pool to select from. We are one of the largest nations in the world.. by far the largest nation that supports the whole "you are free to do what you are good at.. pride in the individual" so those with talent or a dream can attain it. Try doing that in India or China.

Under lying theme much? fucking highschool history here in the US of A...does any actuall intellect develop outside of the USA? Listen to just one fucking ancient country song or modern rap tune, and your turd werld cuntries entire IQ will increase 3 fucking fold!

you are fucking retarded

Ya'll niggas know how to not caps lock in your third world country?

new york pizza>>>disgusting ass chiraq ""pizza""
this is like arkansas "new york" pizza.

By using anecdotes and selecting your own data you can prove anything you want! It's the poltard way.

Yess

Thats what i wanted to say besides the roids...you are very right with that

I'm not fat. Im 5'11" and 160lbs. I'm not skinny but I've got a BMI of 24. But every hot woman I know in real life is mid 5' range and over 115 lbs and have been called some type of obese by their doctors. Apparently the BMI index for women is that if you're over 5'2" and over 100lbs you're a fatty. That's simply not true but it's what drives the statistics you faggots are throwing around.

Awe little pussy got hurt by the truth..

Me either, turd werlder.

Rock on Cred Forumsrother!

You are 300 lbs until you proove me wrong

Stick to your coney dogs faggot. Leave quality food to the pros here in Chicago.

uh, 5'5" 115lbs IS overweight for a woman. If they workout and have a lot of muscle mass they might have a high BMI and be "overweight" but so are men who build a lot of muscle

Because a lot of us have been lulled into lethargy by generations of excess, consumerism, and sedentary lifestyles. But society is about to bottleneck, and life is going to be very hard for the coddled and fatted.

Oh my god. They're not fat! They aren't drinking diet coke!

Pizza, real pizza. Only exists in USA. The Italians are great at marketing, as well as food in general. If you were an American, you'd already know this...yw

do you say you sound like aussies, or aussies sound like new zealanders?

165 lbs, prove me wrong.

>Chicago

Yeah, you can keep your dumpster pizza, faggot.

504 is food.

no you dipshit I'm not even the guy you're talking to. I called you retarded because the 75% includes overweight, whereas the 35 and 6 are just obese. There's healthy, then overweight, then obese. 75% of men in the US are overweight or obese.

You fucking retard

A stunningly beautiful fag.

I weight the same

>society is about to bottleneck
please elaborate, I like your thinking

You don't say?

chi pizza kicks ass

Shills don't stop do they. Third time today.

Puttin in the work

WITNESSED

What are shills?

Fuck you, America/USA best food on the planet...everyone wishes they were American, cuz they want tasty, kickass food...and get totally fat on it...but, they can't...cuz they aren't top notch, cream of the crop, world saving, commie stomping,ruler of the world type, humans. If they were, they'd be here, and American already

Kys

It's really nice to see you USAmericans having fun. You guys are taking being a shit country really well, and I feel like all these games are taking your mind off of it :)

>Chicago
>quality food
Holy shit toppest of keks.

>Be like a month ago
>Fly into Chicago for business, first time there
>Decide to splurge on restaurants in the Loop since company paying
>Best food I had was a Chipotle burrito


No one in Chicago knows what good food is holy shit. I went to two of the top pizza places in Chicago and the "deep dish" pizza was fucking disgusting. Similar dissapointment for two more high end restaurants. You would think when you are paying 50 bucks a plate you would get decent food, NOPE.

look at my thumb..

Hawt af tbh fam

kek

Must trust the vegan fag on Cred Forums

My being is made of tasty food, and above all, WIN! American made, WIN.

This.

Also
>Inb4 Chicago fags try defending their trash food scene by saying you didnt go to an authentic restaurant.

Literally every time I mention how shitty food in Chicago is its "because you didnt go to a REAL pizza joint user".

Fuck you I could got to half of all the pizza joints in Chicago and I bet every uncultured retard in Chicago would still say I hadnt gone to a real pizza place.

Faggot

You faggots have produced ONE decent human, (negotiable) Peter Jackson. So, eat a bag of dicks, ya dirty sheep fucker!

SAID THE TURD WERLDER..

And he was fat too.

Fuck you faggot. You didn't go to an authentic restaurant. Faggot

That pizza looks fucking retarded.

eat pizza in london, anywhere in india, china, phillipeons...you'll love dat chico shizz

They're attempting communication :)

Being fat is a life choice. Sure there are downsides, diabeetus, looking like shot etc... but there are also upsides. You can eat whatever you want, not waste time exercising, play santa at the mall. Im not a fatty, im too self conscious, but i can understand the appeal. Only real problem i have with it is that its a strain on the healtcare system. Also ausfag here, plenty of cuntries just as fat as america, like us.

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Educated, aware, user. Must be American made.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

don't mind us, just busy being fat and lazy

Hahahahaha BTFO

there's not only chicago pizza in chicago. plus imo the best food is in the neighborhoods, not the loop.

well, hello canadian, 25yr old, indian, fat, fuck. how yas doin?

My guess is the food pyramid. It's horseshit and tells people to eat bread as their main course. Of course you're fat if you follow that shit.

W00T!

prosp to the sweatshop that made those shoes and their industrial strength stitching.

>505050

Kys

w00t

slow the fuck down michelle. Its not fucking school food that makes kids fat. Its not a schools responsibility to teach fuckers how to eat. Thats a parents job. Fucking liberal

For that picture, it probably has more to do with the Soda than it does the pizza. Amirite? A good chunk of Americans conclude "there's nothing to drink" when all you have is a water faucet.

Cuz no one else on the planet can afford that shit. Out source that shit to new zealand or tiawanna or some african shithole...Mexico is coming up....sooooo, Looks like the americas are best fit for your ottoman style labor

A culinary 'culture' of a five year old combined with an increasingly sedentary lifestyle, not to mention the easy availability/accessibility to food.

I'm an American, but I actually make an effort to stay in shape. Pretty much don't eat what almost everyone else does.

It doesn't help that what they do teach about "healthy" will make you fat. "Eat 7 servings of bread a day."

how long yall been mounted on sheep down there?

sup fatboi. masturbating over american sissy gurls? aye?

It really is that simple. Shame on both of you.

Y'all still fap to our American porn

>02

Kys

>texan
>cuck
I thought Texas had heavy republican leanings

And your lifespan is likely longer than most humans on the planet. As well as your comfort level at a maximum compared to most affluent of other countries, even if you're an american gutter slag...feels good

I believe there's a secede provision on the ballot in Texas in November. Comes up almost every election. I always vote for it just in the hopes it goes above 10% of the vote.

Because we have enough farmland to grow more and better tasting food than you eurocucks.

We eat like kings, you still eat like you're getting scraps from the lord's table. It's why our sport niggers are so big.

Considering these, we have no excuse to be fat.

that stopped in the late 90's. Thats not a thing anymore, and again who the fuck based what they eat around the food pyramid? Its not hard. Dont eat shit. Done

wtf is a cis?
Is that l fucking cake factory?

God how I miss bread.

I'll leave that to you, suicide bombing, light yourself, on fire buddha loving, mudslime, sharia law, sheep loving, cow worshiping, trap loving, kike sucking faggots.Props to azns and beans!

CIS=Comfortable in Skin

>意味は
When your mental gender matches your biological sex.

Texit, better get Nigel on the phone.

I sometimes wonder if these type of people are legit demon possessed.

Anyone who isnt a tranny is CIS

Cis= normal You=faggot

Oh for fuck sake.

Niggahs tryna be important by throwing letter together and making some bullshit up.
I'm out.No

good luck with that texas cucks. there's a reason you aren't speaking beanish and abiding cartel rule....dipshits

I am American and myself nor any of my family are over weight, I rarely see fat people and when I do it's typically the poor and walmart refugees. I hate fat disgusting pig people as much as you foreign monkeys.

Bullshit mate, you sure? I'm pretty sure we're just a bit over the average worldwide but not quite as overblown as the likes of North America. Unless you're talking about living in Queensland or some shit then I guess so. Then again I haven't been keeping up with the news so I don't really give a shit.

I wouldn't be so sure about that nigger. I've been watching these threads all day and while it's been humorous watching Americans trying to bant, I can't help but notice that the only ones who are from legitimately shit countries are the ones who like to engage in schizophrenic rants against America. They're not shit, they're pretty fuckin great. On the other hand, niggers like you are the ones in shit countries. Just sayin before you retards keep callin the kettle black :)

Btw Americans don't get butthurt just because I said you can't bant. You know it's kinda true but it's okay, I suppose it's just been a cultural difference.

you tell me ?

^5

Well, that would imply demons actually exist.

I'm not a faggot, I just like dick.

Yeah, Sam Houston you illiterate liberal shitbag

Yeah but a girl like pic related is NOT obese but her doctor would tell her she is

wtf lol

I'm an American guy, but I want a body like a Korean woman.

check cis or trans...its abbrev. ,,,,it's also something scientific...something americans learn pre 5years old, and can forget about it, because there are more important things to deal with....science can be outsourced..where in the fuck have you been? definitely not Amrerica

Gotta have some fatties to make up for all the gold medal winning motherfuckers in the US.

Stay jelly.

Spoken like a cuck, wannabe American...my sides...

I lived overseas from 2009-2012, though I was born here in the U.S. When I came back, it was if the whole country had been transformed.

>everyone had a smartphone now
>women don't like to be called "women" anymore
>men hate masculinity
>everyone's gluten-intolerant
>etc etc
The one thing that did remain constant was the obesity rate.

posted like a wannabe american..hiding in an india body...maybe even a pakistink

Obviously we have the cheapest most delicious food you jealous European fuck. Go starve to death.

you're a jelly a non-american..lol obviously

Chicago is larger and more diverse than you think, Eurocentric assholes. The Chicago metro area has twice the population of Ireland. LOTS of restaurants.

correct.

sauce though

damn gurl, u cute, post dick pics.

cool story Cred Forumsro. you feminist wife lookin' over your beta shoulder or whaaa?

...In English, please?

Nah mate, I'm not a cuck like you. I'm just telling it like it is to you retards. If your feeble nigger brain has been paying attention to any of these threads, it's also partially self-serving for me considering how often I've seen eurotrash and other assorted thirdworlders talk down on Australia too.

But she looks so happy.

It's prosperity.

looks like all the wannabe Americans have left....like a frog at wartime

Hate the US all you want, but these people are Britbongs. No americans are in that picture.

yeah, you're definitely a cuck if you're UK lolololololol

europe's greatest actor

Fuck the end line ill build a fucking end wall

Let me tell you a secret, you know why only three people you know say jelly? Because the other 20 people you know aren't nigger wannabe faggots.

I just luvs me some nigger talk. I'll talk like a nigger all day.

You know what people say when yo aren't around?

Why does that faggot talk like that? In his gay ass dark blue nigger jeans.

Typical europeans

lol mate you retarded? of course pommy halfwits are cucks, there's a difference between us in 'straya and them

we actually stop most of the immigrants (with based tones)
they don't

the obesity rate down under has been rising slowly for a fucking long time my friend
it's obviously not mexico tier but it's a problem the more time fucking goes by

>...In English, please?

Cool story Cred Forumsro. Is your feminist wife looking over your beta shoulder or what?

+16042266520 American here. Well at least a whale

There's all kinds of medicine and medical bullshit designed to make fatty fat fats comfortable here, because it's easy to collect money off of them rather than fix them.

Meanwhile I know dudes who have been shot stealing groceries for their kids.

It's really just a huge fucking mess here yo.

aussie are planetary whit people rejects....not even equivalent to the lowest of chinese or beaner...but keep you fake beliefs, it's probably the only thing that makes you productive/positive, in the shitty false world you con yourself to believing is , right, good, best...when you actually know the truth, I'm sure it's difficult to own....aussie/pussies/UKuck

I don't have a wife, nor am I interested in women/relationships/marriage.

LoL, i smell stimky buttsore non-american hate, full of green jell-O

OH MY GODD, AMERICA IS NOT USA EUROFAGSS

k, why are you not in the USA? Now, sit down and shut the fuck up...men are getting the message across here UKuck

Keep telling yourself that, fagg0r.

Holy fucking shit I went to high school with some of them. Wanted to fuck the girl in the pink hair bad, Glad I dodged that, dodged chlamydia too.

Because life is about freedom. And finishing first. Those fat fucks are winning.

I'm not the retarded cuck you're replying to but I thought your immigration system went down the shitter once your former PM was ousted?

WTF is this shit?

nice trips...but good thing for the rest of us that youre a nig magnet

Australiabro here

Every American I've ever met was a total bro, polite and kind.
Surfed in south california and mexico years ago and complete strangers let me stay at their houses, their seemed to be a hopeful and positive outlook with most Murrcans I met.

On the other hand had just after the American trip a shitty job working at a surf school and every European we'd get would be really cold and distant, rude and gave the impression it was a challenge to their masculinity even trying to give advice on how to surf.

tl;dr Ausbro here, Murrcans are bros

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Well she bred with a black man, so obviously the taxpayers are looking after her and her child.

chlamydia is for champs.

Without USA, you're turkey, or UK, or France, or the piddy wittle cuckshack, Aus

No we didn't. Russia did. Americans are so much more driven, industrious, clever, enthusiastic, and full of positive energy than most of the world.

fucking....pretty sneaky sis...

sheit, nigga.

immigration system lmmfao or did you mean UKuck placement program....provided you follows the rules.

That's because, we're getting the best. the best, the best, the best of you!!

One of my glorious American daily excrement contains more nutrient than most third world citizens realize in their diet in a month.

Why the fuck don't you say that you are from Australia? New Zealand is just an Australian State. Like Tasmania...

What kind of pokemon is that shit?

actual reason?

we subsidize corn(sugar) instead of healthcare

>full of positive energy than most of the world
Except usa

I'm American. Going to Japan to work in 8 months. Probably never going back.

people are fat everywhere, narrow-minded idiot

Legachu

I know rii? Like sayin "i'm a trap lovin' nigger from georgia...or a tranny loving aussies that loves watermelon anally..same same

you shut the fuck up you peabrained nigger, i already stated i'm not a uk cuck

btw spoiler alert i'm not actually australian i'm just killing time since i work for an international airlines company back in the USA so i actually agree with most of the bullshit you're saying

And this is part of the nig/jew/trap agenda..this type of shit...great point user.

yeah, UKuck personified

fucking kek

意味は:
You're a fag

違う

where in the fuck can i get a pizzzaaa that size?

USA here

We ARE fat. Sugar/carb foods are cheap. convenient, and heavily marketed.

The Food Pyramid created decades ago is bullshit.

We should be more fit.

But that doesn't mean we are stupid, ignorant, or assholes.

We're just fat... almost as fat as Mexico.

did you convert to USA?

Not wasting my time on you generic Australian wannabes no1 cares about your genocide of the maori because no1 cares about your country to begin with you only won medals in 3 sports and you dont even take part in any wars you are not a country you are a joke full of sheep fuckers have fun and tellyour sheep mother i said hello you dumb piece of shit i am suprised you have internet over there!

downtown. somewhere does it.

>But that doesn't mean we are stupid, ignorant, or assholes
If we were that smart, we wouldn't let ourselves get to this point in the first place.

kekekekek!

i disagree i once ok twice pile-drived my cunt sister and now she resembles this

Educated, based. Must be a fellow American.

Im American and 6ft 145lbs. Does that make me special?

shitty logic

again... healthy food takes time and money and usually doesn't taste as good

>American women

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Try getting away with it anywhere else other than Ne

how old cause we all were there once
>oldfag here

>Why are Americans fat?

Two words: Money. Freedom.

We are so rich and developed that we can afford to be fat and lazy, and we are completely free to do whatever the fuck we want and not have the government force things on us (like being healthy), although this is changing recently which is bullshit but that's another topic.

The American part does.

Im 22
Try again nigger, I'm a programmer and fluent in 2 other laguages.

>time and money
What, time to cook? If money's a problem, consider buying actual fruit instead of fruit-flavored garbage. Instead of buying some $5 dinner to toss in a microwave, cook noodles or something that can be prepared multiple times. I'm low on cash, yet I'm still able to lose weight on a proper diet.

>doesn't taste as good
Suck it up! You can acclimate your taste-buds to eat better things, you just have to stop eating garbage first. After a while, you won't even WANT that unhealthy 'food.'

No doubt....the fat puleesese gunna make you cardio in the world of Hillary the Hun

変だな

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変じゃない。

You also probably dont work 60/80 hour weeks either.