Roast Me

Roast Me

What can we do that life hasn't?

Give up. Stop trying to be a man! Try hormone therapy today!

Aren't there enough trap threads?

can i raost my dick in your pussy?

Is that all you've got?

Kek

when did moot start hormones?

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I hate doing this because I know you get off on the attention, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

-Your forehead is gigantic
-You have to wear gauges because guys aren't interested in any of your other holes
-You have the haircut of a ten year old boy on a windy day
-You have the most basic fucking guitars in the entire world in the background which leads me to believe you tried learning it, but were never any good
-You have the jawline of Vin Diesel
-You have the glasses of a closeted librarian
-Your eyebrows are desperately trying to crawl off of your face to get away from your gigantic forehead
-Your forehead deserves its own bullet point again because that thing is bigger than the entire country of Belgium
-Also the thinnest thing about you is your thin lips that you pout because you probably have a shitty smile

Now stop attention whoring and do something with your life

ugly girl cute boy

would def anal fuck till you cried

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Bitch that isnt a forehead thats a 7 head. Your mom and dad brother and sister? Delete.chromosome.exe was a success

Come at me harder

It looks like your blood is trying to run away from your face.

Your chin makes your face look like Gumby's whole body.

Your hairline is so far back it has a separate drinking fountain for blacks.

No man has ever truly enjoyed your mouth around his penis.

Your nostrils are too small for your nose.

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>when you need to hide an underbite

I would but you refuse to turn around and put the bag over your head.

Cred Forums is dead

No matter how hard you try, that camera angle won't make you seem skinny.
Also wear some eye makeup for christ's sake. You're not amish.

Shit all over me you dumb faggots

I'd love to do sex to you, you little androgynous turd

Idubbbz/10

stongjawed post op

Nothing is harder than that chin. Bet you slice pillows up like fucking barbed wire with that bitch. After we fuck you face the wall i dont want that pointed motherfucker anywhere near me. You get it from the back since u got a weapon

Post nudes

You're actually cute. Can't roast somebody I'd genuinely want to get to know.

But I'mma do it anyway. The fuck out of here with your nice skin and straight teeth.

Why you trying to hide the underbite. Some men like their women manlier.

Tits or get rhe fuck back to red dit you sjw queer

sxy bb

faggot

looks bad both ways tbh,

the best you can do with a fucked jaw

HAHAHA white knight faggot confirmed.

turn the oven on to broil and climb in, and then you will be roasted

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What's your whatsapp

Can we not fall for the obvious bait? Dumbfucks

if youre a girl then cute
if youre a guy then im gay

I could tell you look more manly that the average representation of an D&D player, but you'll just tell yourself you don't care, i'm not going with what you expect. Then I'll go for the fact you are insecure for making an /R/oast me thread, but you know, you are actually more brave than me or any of this assholes are for taking a picture of yourself, even just for an retard try to have fun. But since I don't really like to be in a minor position, and less because of a stupid person, here is a picture of my dick. Wanna se some rates.

Roast 14 year old me please

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>>/stop/

No whatsapp. Got kik?

>You're actually cute. Can't roast somebody I'd genuinely want to get to know.
>But I'mma do it anyway. The fuck out of here with your nice skin and straight teeth.

desperate user thinking this is real.

I will marry you.

kek

Yeah my kik is traplife69

KEK you're an idiot.

You look like you endlessly quote The Big Lebowski and never shut the fuck up about The Strokes.

Go back to your dumbfuck movie trope forums you faygo swilling indiefag

Not your personal army

LOL

Not the only kek

Are you a dude or are you a chick? Or are you one of those mentally ill wolf kin asexual weirdo tumblr things?

Faggots
>and checked what needs to be checked faggots

Last one

I'm enjoying Steven Universe, when is Pearl gonna get with Greg?

my dubs went unchecked for so long thank you faggot.

I cans decide if I should tell you to make me a sandwich or tell you to grow some balls.

>>/no/
Women don't go on Cred Forums

Can't tell if you're a guy or a girl. Though you might like that if your wrong in the head.

HA and there it is.

Underages not permited

>faggots

Banana face

This thread is some weak shit

I know the usual rule is tits or GTFO but I'm not sure what you'd even be showing

I don't think this shit could even save you

Good 1 buddy

w/e
>checked

Hey, it's a genuinely good show. Like more comfy, less awesome, Evangaleon.

Why? Can't think up insults for your ex boyfriend on your own? I haven't seen such an obvious catfish in a long time

I'm jealous... You've got it all. A pussy and a dick.

You responded to me and didnt rated, either rate now or rewrite your reply and eliminite this one

>just
>sad

Bro, on a scale of 1-10, how retarded are you?

Add my Kik - Epicabbie024

Ol' banana peel hair, giraffe neck ass bitch. Do this world a favor and fight me irl. Pic related its me

Anybody else remember when the camwhores were brave enough to post nudes?

abbie williams?

I asked for a rate first, if you acomplish the request I gave you, I'll be glad to tell you how much I hate myself

No one cares cunt, I own this thread now

Yeah

What do we do now? Spiderman thead?

why are you posting your shit, probably isn't you and just leaking this chicks kik for whatever fucking reason.

Whatever cunt

Reason? Retard

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i actually think you are really cute :)

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>being this newfag

This is a personal army request newfriend, not an attention whore. Did you even read your Cred Forums manual?

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Is this a trap thread?

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You're sexy af

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>Your hairline is so far back it has a separate drinking fountain for blacks.
Top keks, bravo user