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Wish pill and Sex Appeal. Fuck everything and have 1 whimsical wish a week. Good enough for me

Wish, money, and death pill.

>Future pill eliminates the need for money pill (can win at the casino or stock market) and the painproof pill (can avoid negative situations)
>Wish pill clearly the most OP. Can bring the dead back to life
>Sex appeal pill because with future pill there's nothing left to do but fuck bitches and cure AIDS

>Lock yourself in a room for 2 years for $200,000 future value (present value of ~$175,000)

That's not worth my time. This must have been made by a 12-year old or someone else who doesn't understand the value of time and money

Wish poll and future pill are the obvious two since they obviate the need for the rest. Fly or drug pill would be next choice, I guess.

Literally not even a differing opinion. Sex appeal, money, and death
Holy shit. I want the little kid. That little bitch is gonna share eventually

I'd rather just always have the money i need at any moment then have to deal with all things that come with having tons of money.

I bet you're the type of guy that responds to a "would you rather" question with "neither"

purple, white, and yellow are the obvious choices.

You guys are doing it wrong. Here's what you do: You get the pain-proof pill, wish pill, and disease immune pill. For the first wish, wish for immortality. Assuming it's biological, you cannot die from old age (if so, it's so insignificant, whats the point) BUT you can still die from disease, starvation, yadda yadda yadda. With the disease pill. POOF! Can't die from any and all diseases. While you wait for the next week's wish, you just continue life as normal. BUT user, WHAT ABOOT ISIS AND THEIR KAPLOOWEY DEVICES?? you may be asking (or something equally devastating idk...). Well you won't die since the pain pill states you are better than Wolverine, and Wolverine can recover from a goddamn drop of blood. A DROP! Imagine what you can recover from (You may lose memory, but keep reading and you can counter it.); Or even better, you just lose half your body. You can recover from it, and walk away as if it never happened. Once a week has passed, you wish to make the pain-pill effect 10-100X stronger, making you virtually indesctructable. After another week is up, wish for complete resistance to any and all radioactivity so not even nukes can beat you. Then next week, wish you can breathe underwater. After another weeks passing, wish the ability to breathe in a vacuum. Then another week, wish to be very resistant to the cold. Next week resist high amount of heat. Week after week keep wishing for things that no human can use to kill you, to the point that EVEN the death pill can't do shit to you. Then finally, wish for that no one can wish any and every wish you made BE WISHED AWAY. TAKE THAT FUCKERS, NO PILLS CAN SAVE YOU . hahah HAHAHA HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Are you really this autistic?

>future pill and only used for monetary gain to save my sanity
>wish pill first wish would be ability to grant and remove immortality from whoever I want including myself
>painproof pill because fuck an eternity of pain

The correct answer is the drug pill.

By definition, it grants you the effects of all the other pills.

Wish pill, Sex Appeal Pill, Future Pill

The wish pill lets you skirt the rules here. Painproof pill doesn't make you immortal and you can still be harmed but regenerate, so wish for immortality or invulnerability.

Money pill doesn't make you rich, only gives you enough, so wish to be rich. Alternatively use the future pill to see winning lottery numbers.

Get sick? Wish to be cured. Want to get high? Wish for the drug itself. Want to fly? Wish for something that will allow you to do so. Want to see through something? Wish you could see what was on the other side vividly in your mind.

Yeah you only get one a week but all the possibilities are there. With this shit you could just kill someone yourself if you really wanted to.

Wish for the knowledge to single handedly accelerate the development of interstellar travel to practical use within 5 years time.

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Easy. The future pill can be used to cheat the lottery repeatedly, negating the money pill. The disease immune pill negates the sex appeal pill, and the fly pill 'cause fuck it

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Anyone got the Lord of sins?

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I don't get it you're literally retarded if you choose anything but the wish pill..

>choose wish
>wish for omnipotence

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Death pill and use it on myself.

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BUMP

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Wish, disease-immune, and death.

Scott. A frosty is a very small price to pay for someone you can actually connect with.

Roma
She's perfection
Fuck if I care that she doesn't bathe, I'll just give her a tongue bath. Sweaty smegma goodness

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Any 4 pills

Wishes is only option.
Didn't say the wish couldn't have multiple parts; and even if it's only one thing a week, you'd be set forever.

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Road eternal for sure. Not even gonna read the others

Someone should really nerf the wish pill for next time.

Root beer makes the club soda completely obsolete. Needless to say, root beer would definitely be my choice.

lemon lime

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This was only a chooce between the two girls

>Dad beans
Fucking kek

Disease immune, painproof, and std immune. Go into Africa, fuck every nigger. Form an immune nigger army. Use them to take over the Middle East. Everyone thanks me as every last middle eastern terrorist is executed. Then unleash my nigger army upon the world to cause as much mayhem

Not a bad thought, but:
>how will you control the niggers?
>you're completely countered by ANYONE with the death or the (brokenly OP) wish pill

>wake up in abandoned science lab
>bunch of pills lying around with descriptions to them
>take pain proof pill
>take wish pill
>wish for body to regenerate from ashes like a Phoenix
>proceed to take remaining pills
>painlessly explode and come back to life after each pill
>last pill is taken
>it's the future pill
>write "scientists are niggers" on the wall
>drink bleach
>10 years later
>black archaeologist finds ruins of science lab
>finds my rotten corpse collapsed below the words on the wall
>no evidence of pills anywhere
>black man leaves feeling very confused

Kinda sad bro

Here, here, mate.