Anons, post the most knightlingly story/thing you've ever done

Anons, post the most knightlingly story/thing you've ever done

>Be Me
>Save a cat
>Etc

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me and my bes friend beat the shit out of his dad and made him leave the house cause he was beating younger son/mom

Stopped an heavily autistic dude from getting beaten and thrown in a canal by gypsy's. No joke.

went to Church
saw a balloon stuck at the roof
kid trying to reach it
too high for his parents, let alone me
went out to find long stick
took me a few minutes but I managed to hook on its loop
when I look back to give it back to the kid, I saw a crowd looking at my knightly act
feel proud of myself for doing it for free

[spoiler]Later, in the park, I saw the exact same balloon floating up to the sky[/spoiler]

Irish gypsys mind, not the romanian kind.

One time I was longboarding in the middle of the night. Some guy came up behind me and laid on his horn. I threw up my arms and said "what the fuck". He stopped, backed up and asked me what I said. He was a fat fuck so, "I said you're a fat fuck." Him and his buddy jumped out. I caught the driver in the face with the tail of my board. The passenger got a full swing to the face. So I rifled their pockets and got the fuck out. The paper called it a "brutal mugging" and cited a charity to rebuild passenger dudes face. I only got like 40 bucks between the two of them.

>longboarding
What?

Another one:
>eating at some cheap eatery
>after eating, a beggar child approached my plate and fed on whatever morsel was left
>immediately treated him with whatever meal he wanted to eat
>I left him there before another crowd could gather

I went back later and saw that there were now 3 of them. He litterally called his brother and sister to share that plate together. Up until today, I still cannot forget how sweet those children were

i forgot to add that those children were giggling and laughing as they fed each other

Cute story ruined by the fact you have loli-esque weeb shit on your hard drive. Where were you? On vacation in a place where its cool to fiddle kids right?

It's like a skate board but longer. The increased range in hand to hand combat is pretty useful.

Do give more info pls

I recently did something similar for a group of kids (18-19 ish) that were panhandling near a McDonald's. First I assumed they were just a few cunts trying to get handouts till I saw one going through the trash can. After I saw that I went and bought 2 20 piece nuggets an a few orders of fries for them. Not nutritious by any means but I've been there and it sucks. Felt pretty good.

I bought my lab partner a pair of safety goggles

>Hand to hand combat
>Longboard

Nigger what

Ga damn you're retarded

One more small act of kindness I did:

>Christmas dawn. Just returning home from work
>went to 7/11 for a drink
>saw 2 filthy kids at the doorway asking for spare change
>bought two ice creams and immediately gave it to the kid
>after taking it, the children were surprised and run away, giggling with their small gift

When I went out, I saw those kids smiling at me and softly said "Thanks"

The longboard, known for its prowess in hand to hand combat.
This is David Attenbrow, for Faggot Geographic.

>Gf finds out I've never been to the Renaissance Fair
>Demands we go together, extremely excited
>Within five minutes of arriving, a street ape goes running past us and a woman jogs pathetically after him, screaming that he'd stolen her purse
>I tell GF to wait there and run off after them
>Pass up the girl
>Follow the negro's bright red beanie through the crowd
>Find him trying to blend in the audience of a Shakespeare parody show, taking off his stupid fucking beanie
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>Bear hug the motherfucker from behind and throw him out of the crowd
>He shrieks some indecipherable street babble
>Grab the purse and take a step back, fists up
>Ready to fight, but trying to figure out what the fuck I'm going to do if he pulls a knife or something
>The beast takes a swing, I dodge, try to grab his wrist, but he immediately turns and runs at full nigger speed
>About to purse, but fatass security guard arrives and starts yelling at me
>Girl shows up and I give her the purse back
>Girl's presumed BF comes stumbling in, wearing a tunic and carrying a plastic Master Sword
>They give me a pretty insincere "Thanks, bro" and leave
>Feeling a little annoyed by the whole thing at this point
>Leave the audience to find GF wandering around looking for me outside
>I tell her what happened and she lights up like a carnival
>Won't leave my side for the rest of the day
>After leaving, we park behind a church halfway home and treats my dick like it just got back home from Vietnam
>Get home
>See she's been bragging about my knightly courage on Facebook for the whole day
>Feelsgoodman.jpg

Stopped a girl from getting raped once.
>Walking home from 7-11
>Hear loud screaming coming from parked car
>Pull out my phone and start banging on the window
>Tell the guy I'm calling the cops
>He looks at me scared asf

I don't know if they caught him, I think he had her at knife point or something because they just both drove off afterwards.

This happened when I was young, like around grade one young.

>Be me
>Doing whatever at the end of a school day
>A relative that had to babysit me and brother comes in and says that we have to go home
>Make a mad dash towards home
>Find out that the door to the house is locked
>My parents, who had the keys, were out
>Panic, but keep composure
>I think my relative tried calling my parents, but I'm not to sure
>Anyway, a plan is devised to enter through the basement window
>Either me or my relative attempt breaking the window
>Success
>Only problem is who to go down there
>My relative couldn't fit
>It was down to me or my brother
>My brother couldn't bring himself to do it, so I had to be the one, despite me also not wanting to do it
>I shimmy through the opening with some assistance
>Land perfectly, without getting any glass shards on me
>Run upstairs
>Open the door victoriously
>Receive a chocolate bar and a movie on demand for my efforts

A longboard. In hand to hand combat. We ain't getting past this.

My point exactly

You can't save them all, Sir user.

Please elaborate on you used a fucking longboard for a weapon.

>treats my dick like it just got back home from Vietnam