Bought a prostate massager. Haven't used it yet. Anyone have advice?

Bought a prostate massager. Haven't used it yet. Anyone have advice?

Never used one before and it seems a little big

Pretty sure it goes up your ass

just use it and relax

Thanks for the info

You want an advice? Go fuck yourself

what kind of advice are you seeking OP?

use water based lube. personally I like J-Lube but you have to mix it yourself and leave it for a day. Might want to clean your ass out first

Literal pun.

Just got this exact one, it has strong vibes but i'v only used it once. Everything I read tho is don't expect to orgasm from anal the first couple of times. You have to experiment, find what's position and setting feels the best.

Get a magic wand with a p-spot attachment. they are damn good.

I should go to sleep. I misread that as "parasite massager"

use it to massage prostate

Ok. I'm also concerned about getting shit on it lol. It's pretty fucking long.

How do I clean my ass without a douche

enema

Get into bath
Put asshole to fosset
let water go into ass.
Hold water inside for 5 minutes.
Shit it all out
Obviously in the toilet not in the bath retard.
Put thing into thing.

drug stores care them. do research

Isn't it just like a dildo?

It vibrates and its curved to hit your prostate

Were normal shits getting old?

>lube it up
>get it in
>go slow
>there's no rush, it'll go in
>when it's in just lay down on your back in bed
>draw your knees up
>get a blanket and get comfy
>just let it sit there
>things will start feeling really good after a dozen minutes or so

You must be gay first poster

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use a water bottle