YLYL. Only shit that you have lost to.
YLYL. Only shit that you have lost to
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After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
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After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
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lost
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After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade
The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him
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lol
I sincerely hope this is fake.
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I lost
Crash test dummies! Awesome track!
OP here. I lost.
I'm on my phone, so I only have minimal stuff, if thread's up when I get home I'll post better things.
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that's actaully not really funny
I was there the day this happened! Thanks for the memories user!
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fuck you man
None of these are funny.
Really why
>not funny
>not actually posting
That rifle is stripped. He is just checking the bore. This is fine.
sorry, it's best to nip those things in the bud, otherwise more unfunny things come after
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faggot confessing that he didn't lose the game. humble bragging bitch! "you're all losers and i'm not"
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"shut fuck" lost
holy shit that's the hilariousesst thing i've evar seen.
se this post
you never watched arrested development
get the fuck out
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tl;dr these long posts are almost never funny. surely they're never funny enough to spend the time reading
This is necessary to check the condition and level of cleaning on a rifle barrel. You'll notice the magazine and action is totally removed
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Losing my shit 9/10
a lot of build up for a not funny joke.
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old meme rises again to make me laugh
ok, i posted this, but this show is ok on it's best episode
fucking
>taxi commander
fucking lose it every time
how did i lost to this stupid
I don't get it. Assrape?
What are you doing faggot?
that pic gets me every goddamn time.
Rick rolled again!
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not funny because he's a nigger. like, girls don't really like niggers. they see shit on tv and it manipulates them to thinking they do
I'm on the train atm, but I'll bump a few of the best if I have time.
You guys prefer 11/10 threads, greentexts, or other shit?
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Oh hurray I can't wait til you get home! :) I'll be sure to stick around. Lemme know when you're home, ok?
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Here's another.
Checking my own trips, yo.
Fuck you , you fucking little bullshit kike. I fucking hate people like you. Just negating people for the sake of negation!?
you're a contrarian. and forgive me for my condescension but here's what a contrarian is (since i know you're too lazy to look it up) "opposing or rejecting popular opinion; going against current practice."
That's what you are. That's what your mother raised you to be. That's what the woman who got railed and cummed in and subsequently became pregnant with the fastest swimmer, which was you, sadly, came to be as a rearer.
FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR kind.
ALL YOU DO IS speak against. I HATE IT
I'm SO TIRED OF IT.
STOP IT. TAKE THIS SHIT TO 9GAG OR REDDIT ALREADY. JUST ACCEPT THE SHITTY ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR AS IT IS.
PIC RELATED AS TO WHAT Y O U SHOULD DO.
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I lose. Again. This gets me every fucking time
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Damn it, Buster Bluth...
I.....don't get it
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ya got me...lost
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I....I lost... First time tonight
fuck dude. ill bite
fuck
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dude... wtf is with these kids? clearly they should be killed and so should the parents so they don't reproduce again...
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Lost
I agree.
Nuff said.
I lose to these videos every time
youtu.be
the hardest i've ever lost.
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He goes like "fuck you evolution, aint taking this shit from you"
do you have more of them? i love the evil ernie and bert pics, the ones with the muppets are also great
Mm good bait
I dont get it
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I was at a loss for breath
unfortunately no but check around there's always a ton of them being posted
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fuck off
Im not laughing or losing please explain
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someone who actaully made the video is mad.
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Lost
actually crying
learn to read faggot, you're missing out
Fucking lose to this everytime
Lost
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This not funny ether
Should have said, "The atmosphere of the urban environments [makes it difficult to] maintain positive outlooks and social relations.
He still had piss poor grammar even when he tried.
Haha fucking lost hard because I've actually done this before. I ate like almost a whole box of fiber one bars in a day
Trigger discipline on point
mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm
Lyrics from a Crash Test Dummies song. It's low quality bait
Stupid college wannabe moviemakers. Pass.
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DAD GIRL
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How, I don't fucking get it?
Kek
:(
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thought that!
then why are you laughing?
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Nevada chan!
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these niggers suck at vidya
You stupid son
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is she dead yet?
hahahah omg that is so fnny not
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>tfw when you will never see a post that kills you in your sleep
This niggers all right.
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>arrive in her cat
I guess that's for
I came in her pussy, right?
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>they see shit on tv and it manipulates them to thinking they do
lmao. white guy here. what the ever living fuck are you on about my dude
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but you just did and you and your familry are going to die in their sreep if you dont repry
what a piece of shit.
kill yourself
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This killed me, thanks m8.
haaaa somebody has a small dick
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I lost
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I lost
i really, really don't get this. is it actually funny to anyone? i must be missing the joke
>gets mad about losing
>icanhascheezburger.com
Tell me it doesn't exist.
then you loser, not winner.
be sure to tell your parents about your embarrassing loss
WTF
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fucking stopped reading after i figured out what this was. Morgan Freeman makes me lose every time
they are all sitting on their eggs so they cant move. and you can tell that bird has been shit on so many times cuz the other one must be sick.
morgna fagman
Indeed.
Indeed.
I lose
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Indeed.
Fuck my sides are in orbit
Underrated
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i heard that she is now a free woman
> Be gorilla
> Dream in my crib
> Happy as fucking
> Munchin on a banana
> Marica child falls into my cage
> B rush to save
> Get child, try clams
> Try calling your mother
> Only gorilla grunts , no human speech
> Signs Hand Makeup
> To confuse the human being as an attack
> Head shotter
> Rustle my jimbos
> RIP Hambo
kill yourself live stream
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King of Chess Island... Every time
get the fuck out
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Holy shit, I haven't cry laughed on here for over a year. Way to go, Korean man.
Jesus, this pic...
I HAVE THE SMALLEST AND MALFORMED DICK IN THIS THREAD!
Join me.
>modern education
fucking rage
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smashing the skull to release the soul
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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cnxna
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kek
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lost
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This had me cracking up today.
youtube.com
just got this one.
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fuck im shaking with anger right now
not only was this bitch wrong
but they disciplined a kid for calling them out
even after acknowledging it
>lesson in point
>accept whatever you are told
>even if you know it to be wrong
Fuck the modern education system.
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i fucking hate it when women try making demands or conditions. they don't know what the fuck they're talking about ever. just do when men tell you you stupid cutns!
i love the insecure white guy logic. every one except you and people exactly like you is too stupid to make up their own minds about anything and totally susceptible to media manipulation.
FUUUUCK stop this shit or give me the address to that school so i can go columbine on these fuckers
The kid is right again.
FUCK THIS TEACHER IN THE EYEBALL
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This is always good
youtu.be
Indeed.
>inb4 get out memefaggot
Best example I could find.
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As a subway employee, I can't stop laughing
For real.
women don't (Shouldnt) have a say whatsoever.
they NEED the dick
OH NO YOU DONT FUCK YOU YOU STUPUD CUNT ASS FUCKING WANNA BE EDUCATOR KILL YOURSELF BY INHALING BLACKBOARD DUST AND RAPE YOURSELF WITH A RULER WHILE YOU STICK PENS IN YOUR EYES YOU USELESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING GODDAMNIT NO WONDER AMERICANS HAVE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS I WOULD BLITZKRIEG THIS BITCH FASTER THAN A 90 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BLOWS HIS LOAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I mean, that's not like incredibly funny or anything
but what do you expect when you are microwaving plastic directly onto your food
>orange skull
>real
this almost sounds like an insult, but then it sounds like you've directly at everyone but. phrasing....
bitch
lost
Kek
dude
do you smell toast
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>9gag
ugh, and if you try telling them the problem with them "making their own decisions" they sit there and argue. it's like shut the fuck up woman!! if i wouldn't get nagged, fined and guilted for punching you until i feel better i'd do it!!! then, instead of her getting corrected and put in her place, she gets sent packing an "independent woman" living off the state and having the female version of affirmative action employing her instead of men at places and now it's really fucking hard to tell them or any man that she's not really doing it on her own...
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this is one of the better ones i have seen in a while
thanks for red marker
wouldn't have got the pic without it
you know what it is right?
lost hard
that's a bad way to write a problem
>no magazine
>finger not on the trigger
Is he in danger of poking his eye?
fck ur dad
Fucking lost
fuckin brilliant
I hope I get here when I die.
no wonder niggers are black and full of bullshit
stupid cat
dude, is your mother dead yet?
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source?
NO I DONT SMELL ANY FUCKIN TOAST YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHY WOUL D YOU THROW ME OFF GUQRD WITH SUCH A RANDOM FUCKING QUESTIONS GODDAMN I HOPE UOU AND YOUR LOL RANDOM MUFFINS SENSE OF HUMOUR GET TRAPPED IN A PHONE BOOTH AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BECAUSE THE ONLY THING WEAKER THAN YOU IS THAT SENSE OF HUMOUR YOU FUCKING JUMPED UP CUNTSTICK
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fockin ell
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fuck
>>modern
Check the date. That was 22 years ago.
Easily best in thread
I WAS playing pingpong in ding dang....
You cunt wagon.
why did i lost that hard? im crying
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>i hope you and your sense of humor get trapped in a phone booth and your sense of humor beats the shit out of you because the only thing weaker than you is your sense of humor
user bringing the bantz
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What. The. Fuck.
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jesus fuck
Can we find him again, we need update on the count
double post, fucking gay. this kids a newb fag d
why does she have three testicles on her chest???
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lol big bro ur a cheeky cunt m8. i'll take the shortcut and beat you down, swer on me mum
it appears that her heart is on the outside of her chest.
well shit you've convinced me pal :^)
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What's with the ball sack on the chest
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This is a good thread guys im proud of you
goddamnit it user
nerve gas
fucking lost
Fukin lost it
the fuck was she thinking..
chesticles. women have them but men don't. she's a little young to have them already though, so that's abnormal
>filename
Darwinism at its finest
i counter your everlasting immunity with a recast of the alement which makes u unimmune to it. only the weight of your mom can break this. how much does she weigh?
almost looks like a suicide?
The romans was black
the fuck you talking about user
holding it like that a bullet in the chamber might slide down the barrel and go off in his eye
Shit tier facebook meme material
I think he meant "ailment" and "you"?
that's why it's funny.
plus you actually got beme'd you silly person hahahaha i can't believe you!
forward this message to none of your friends because you don't have any.
kek, the millenial faggots don't know the klondike slogan
its her liver you idioet
Scrolled this far and lost to this.
IT'S BORIS!
could have just told him sad cat exists
You fuckin got me, that was great
You sound like a huge faggot.
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