Decision time Cred Forums

Decision time Cred Forums

for 3 million dollars i'm scarier than anything that could possibly be in that basement

>Sprint down the stairs
>Dick out
>Jerking it
>While soiling myself
>Screaming REEEEEEEEEEEE at the top of my lungs

Any evil in that basement will quiver in fear the autism levels that strong.

I would literally walk in that basement and rape anything in it for 50k

check and kek

okkkkk !

>make a post on /k/ saying with some help i could finally buy a /k/ompound
>done

i honestly have to agree and would do this exact guide

I'm flying down those stairs rectum first!!!

With a pistol in the offhand

>slowly walking while showing my ass
>ok but if you touch me you will be a gay demon... I tought demons were very manly...

This is how you abolish fear of everything in general tbh fam

I would get a group of like.. 10 people and split the money

i had a witty ass reply but then i found my self fact checking it prior to posting... Fuck you Cred Forums for intensifying my autism

Seeing as I'm a logical thinker and know nothing paranormal could possibly happen, yes I would.

Kek this

that shit looks kinda midget so yea i would go all the way

Same here but the faggy way you said it calls for a tip of the fedora...

i fucking jump over the stairs and land my 2 feet right in the fucking face of this fugly creature i grab the cash and stomp the head again then comeback

If you were a logical thinker you'd realize that no one would offer you 3 million dollars to go down in a basement.

Just play along you autist

that's retarded..

Hell yeah. I'm strapped

I dunno that fucker doesn't look that ba.......

you'd rape a baby for 50k?

That is an old, infirm, probably sick, maybe not even fully physical woman. I would beat her fucking ass into the ground. So yes, I would.

I'd rape a baby for free

You can literally see a creepy guy right there looking at you.. but yeah I'd go get my gun and the money.

Looks like a homeless nigger that's been huffing paint.

Pistol in my dominant hand.
>i always jerk it with my off hand

Yep. I'd casually walk down there with absolutely no fucks given.

Fucking right, I'd tell that God damn scab faced faggot to get the fuck out of the way.

I'd take the 3 mil and get the best shaft shallacking the local streetwalker has to offer.

No fucking shit

Killing a man who shows you his ass is gay? He doesn't have to kill you by the anus, faggot.